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Weekend Caption Contest™

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The Sun said Prince Charles, seen here surveying flood damage in Carlisle, was also angry at his elder son William because he was with Harry when he chose the costume(AFP/WPA POOL/Owen Humphreys)


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RDA:

No Elizabeth! I said LEASH the corgis - not RELEASE the corgis!

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Boy...I NEVER thought I would miss Diana!

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Kids! If I only knew....

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jmaster:

“I wonder if I could have him bumped the way I did his mother…”

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lurker:

Where have I gone wrong? My boy is a Nazi!

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Damned kids will cost me the crown yet!

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Matt:

Boy, there ain't NO WAY you the fruit of my loins. When I get home I'm gonna punch yo' momma right in the mouth!

....oh, wait.

In an effort to draw attent... (Below threshold)

In an effort to draw attention away from his son's colossal faux pas, Prince Charles demonstrates the lesser-known and slightly-less-offensive "Inverse Heil Hitler" Nazi salute.

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Is this what an aneurism feels like?

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Jesse M.:

Dear God, reincarnate me as a tampon NOW!

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I'm glad I went through that stage before the era of the digital camera.

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Bend, you damn spoon, bend!

Bloody hell! come to think... (Below threshold)

Bloody hell! come to think of it, I could have had a V8!

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...Y-y-yes....I did tell him he could go in costume...but buggers....I didn't say Roemmel for gawdsake.... the little wanker....

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Sue Dohnim:

Your son became a Nazi? You're a widower and you can't marry your girlfriend? Your mum won't die? Maybe you need Extra-Strength Excedrin.

"Sheesh, that boy is dumber... (Below threshold)

"Sheesh, that boy is dumber than Diana!"

" Somehow there has to be a... (Below threshold)
JaySwash:

" Somehow there has to be a way to shift all the blame to Fox New and internet bloggers... What Would Rather Do?"

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Gevalt! What a schmuck of a kid!

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leelu:

"...where did I see that article on the results of inbreeding?"

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Jim:

"God, please tell me the knucklehead is auditioning for the London production of 'The Producers.'"

Oddly enough, his male frie... (Below threshold)
hobgoblin:

Oddly enough, his male friend does look a bit like Mum in that dress.

[context: "Mr Guy Pelly [friend of the Prince's], who regularly accompanies the princes to England rugby matches, decided to dress as the Queen and chose a powder-blue dress, grey wig, long white gloves and a crown. "]

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,11944062%255E2703,00.html

If I only had the bloody UR... (Below threshold)
Drew - Dallas, TX:

If I only had the bloody URL to Wizbang so I could enter the weekend caption contest. Ah yes here it is - oh crap.

“Serenity now.... Serenity ... (Below threshold)
jmaster:

“Serenity now.... Serenity now.. ....Serenity now….”

Damn! He found the costume... (Below threshold)
Frank:

Damn! He found the costume.

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Master of None:

Well, I guess that explains all of that silly goose stepping he did as a child.

"Harry was bad enough, but ... (Below threshold)

"Harry was bad enough, but I hope these pictures of William in blackface never get out!!"

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Damn me, but where did he get the cigarettes? We've taught him better than that!

Waddaya mean the sun now se... (Below threshold)
Allium:

Waddaya mean the sun now sets on the british empire?

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Allium:

I'll take dumb Winsor mistakes for 500 Alex.

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Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas... assaulted! peanut. Ho-ho-ho-ho.

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And the Vulcan Mind Meld is... (Below threshold)
Russ Hamilton:

And the Vulcan Mind Meld is complete..... But wait... There is nothing going on in here.

"How many times have I told... (Below threshold)

"How many times have I told you... dress the HOOKER like the SS officer, not YOURSELF!"

Harry, Harry, mein Kind, du... (Below threshold)
Murel Bailey:

Harry, Harry, mein Kind, du bisst so dumm....

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Jim:

"Oy vey, please don't let that putz start singing, "Springtime for Hitler and Germany...."

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jmaster:

"Thank God they can’t vote us out.”

I taught him how to select ... (Below threshold)

I taught him how to select a fine polo pony. I taught him which wines are the most select. I passed on my keen appreciation for seducing women.

Couldn't anyone at those private schools have taught him about WWII???!

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Has anyone seen my knickers?

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golfer:

I hope Harry did not see Karl and I role playing Gustapo in the bedroom last night!!

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trappedinmn:

first the Harry thing and now I hear John Kerry is coming to dinner tonight..........

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elitist idiot twit? which one?

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"Gawd ! Still can't get that effing awful Elton John song out of my head....."

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Bugger! If only I could remember the bloody telly number of those French paparazzi.

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What the hell has Hewitt's boy been up to this time ?

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CraigC:

Boy, there ain't NO WAY you the fruit of my loins. When I get home I'm gonna punch yo' momma right in the mouth!

....oh, wait.


Great idea, Matt, poor execution:)

"I say, I cahn't for the life of me understand how you could possibly be my offspring. When I arrive at the cahstle, I'm going to have a frightful row with your mummy. Marquess of Queensbury rules, of course.

...oh, dear."

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Sarge:

"Hail, headache!"

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"Ein pferd, ein pferd ! Mein konigreigh fur ein pferd !"

[Richard III, with apologies to W.Shakespeare]

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Dumkauf!

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Oops. Screwed up the punch line. That should read, "...oh deah."

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No so much here, or here, but right here

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MEIN-graine !!!

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Why doesn't anyone ever think that's funny?! I mean, nobody gets their knickers in a twist when I dress like a Viking!

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Just my luck - not only does his mother's looks, he gets her intellect as well.

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I told Harry not to show our true colors yet, the time isn't right!

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If only I had the balls to do that, I would have been king by now....

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Dick Cheney's Penis is HOW big?

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That's the last time I get into a pissing contest with George Bush.

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think chuckie think..... (insert sound of wind whistling past)

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. o O (they say someday that you will eventually see your mother naked....but why did it have to be today?)

Ah, Harry, I wish your moth... (Below threshold)

Ah, Harry, I wish your mother had been alive to see this, she would have been so proud of you.

I..I just can't make fun of... (Below threshold)
Mike:

I..I just can't make fun of it. I tried, but look at the man's eyes.... theres so much pain there. It makes me want to cry....

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What to do? What to do? I know... I'll tell them it's George Bush's fault - the TIMES loves that stuff.

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"I don't understand it. He wants for nothing. We sent him to the best schools other people's money can buy..."

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D'oh!

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Teflon93:

"Well, we could always send him to the Neverland Ranch...."

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"That boy will NEVER make Obergruppenfuhrer at this rate!"

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Teflon93:

"So how am I supposed to tell the French Harry can't accept their surrender?"

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keith:

So this is what they mean by "royal" pain!

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slickdpdx:

When will the old bag ever die?

or something about being a tampon...run with it

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"Fish and chips...Pence"
"Bombay gin...Pounds"
"Harry screwing up again...Priceless!

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Moon Monkey:

...Mrs. Hitler's telephone call was troubling for Charles. "They kept telling me my son would soon outgrow always wanting to raise his hand,"she said. "He never did of course,it only got worse".

"Now where did my armband g... (Below threshold)
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"Now where did my armband go? I thought I hid it securely in the drawer next to the lederhosen."

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"Oh, damn! A few more pecca... (Below threshold)

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Drew:

Crap...I thought he asked if it was OK to be a little NAUGHTY.

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Moon Monkey:

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"WHY YOU LITTLE!" (proceeds to strangle Harry)

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(in a bad german accent) HOGAAAAAAN!

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I see NUTHING, NUTHING!

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Bollocks! It was supposed to be a "Young Frankenstein" party, and my recommendation was, "huge schwanzstucker"!

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ACH, UN LIEBER!

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I used to have the biggest ears of anyone in power on earth, now that d&&n Bush has bigger ears, now can I out-do him? Wait, he has an alcoholic daughter who is under age, so if I tell Harry to go out dressed like a nazi, that should clench the title of MOST SCREWED UP FAMILY EVER!

"This is what i get for scr... (Below threshold)
OneDrummer:

"This is what i get for screwing around on Diana, isn't it?"

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OneDrummer:

The one man who makes Bill Gates handsome by comparison....

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OneDrummer:

You've sunk my battleship!

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Chris Arabia:

I can barely even feel my scar anymore, so in time I'm sure Harry will get used to his.

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"How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is / To have a witless child!"

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Teflon93:

"If only the little bastard had gotten a lift from his mother that night...."

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firstbrokenangel:

Oh, the utter sadness.... how do I handle this one?


Cindy

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Greg:

The crown would fit right here....If only she would die already.

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OneDrummer:

I can't believe that I ever slept with Andrew Sullivan.... I've gotta quit drinking....

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robert:

"Oh crap, where did I hide all the Nazi stuff?"

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Got to keep the boys away from those Bush girls!

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God!! We leave the continent, change the family name from Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to Windsor, and NOW!, this...this...medieval cross thing. How many times does a man have to be crucified!

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Excedrin........ For when you've got a Nazi THIIIIIS big.

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Rodney Dill:

"The son ever frets on the British Empire."

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Rodney Dill:

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(while rocking back and for... (Below threshold)

(while rocking back and forth)...yeah...precisely 639 pens scribbling...yeah...639...yeah...Harry wore a Nazi suit...yeah...yeah...Harry wore a Nazi suit...yeah...639 pens...

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Beck:

Scientists conclude that their thousand-year long experiment in inbreeding has been an unmitigated failure.

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Damn it! Where did I park the Bentley? I could have sworn it was in B-8.

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Hodink:

Camilla Parker-Bowles confides that it was her idea. "Seemed like a smashing idea to me!"

"Okay, I swear I got it thi... (Below threshold)

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(in Hank Hill voice):"That ... (Below threshold)
Kaptain Krude:

(in Hank Hill voice):"That boy just ain't right!"

On a semi-related topic, th... (Below threshold)
jmaster:

On a semi-related topic, there's a Benny Hill marathon on BBC America today!

What timing. I am watching studiously for some British inspiration.

BTW, this isn't an entry. Just a heads up for Benny fans.

Prince Charles' proctologis... (Below threshold)
OneDrummer:

Prince Charles' proctologist conducts his annual checkup.

This photograph was supplie... (Below threshold)
Maggie:

This photograph was supplied by Mary Mapes....damn, that won't work ... she's in the bloody States!

"I should have made James H... (Below threshold)

"I should have made James Hewitt claim him..."

"Blimy, I thought that Hitl... (Below threshold)
Joe Inscore:

"Blimy, I thought that Hitler Youth thingy ended with WWII"

-Being the Prince of Wales.... (Below threshold)

-Being the Prince of Wales... £3 million per year
-Being King of England ... £8 million per year
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Prince Charles, photographe... (Below threshold)

Prince Charles, photographed here in a rare moment of understated glee.

"In the name of the Father.... (Below threshold)

"In the name of the Father..."

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Apollo Reyes:

Oh bloody hell!! I thought I burned that thing ages ago!?

No joke here - just a reall... (Below threshold)
firstbrokenangel:

No joke here - just a really saddened man and it probably has nothing to do with his son.

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Bugger it all...Edward never had it this bad...

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This is Bob.
Bob's not doing well, because he doesn't know about Natural Male Enhancement.

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This is your Prince on drugs...any questions?

Prince Charles, why the lon... (Below threshold)

Prince Charles, why the long face?

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You mean I have to pretend to like George Bush for 4 more years ?

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At least on the upside, my son Harry finally is showing his ambitions.

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Now I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire, God doesn't trust us in the dark....

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(looking at picture) Why is William wearing armbands? Oh crap that's Harry...I don't even know my sons...

"I could of had a V-8"!... (Below threshold)
DD:

"I could of had a V-8"!

That kicker for the Jets is... (Below threshold)
OneDrummer:

That kicker for the Jets is such a wanker!

I've posted this twice but ... (Below threshold)
firstbrokenangel:

I've posted this twice but Mike has it right.

"I..I just can't make fun of it. I tried, but look at the man's eyes.... theres so much pain there. It makes me want to cry....
Posted by: Mike at January 14, 2005 07:26 PM"

What this man is suffering is pain, heartbreak and it's not afunny picture. Where was it taken and when? Seeing the Tsunami disaster? Whatever,the pain is in his teary eyes and there's nothing funny about this at all. And for you assoles making fun of Princess Diana can all go to hell. How dare you put down that wonderful young woman who was so tragically killed? My God, people,WAKE UP!!!

Cindy


I've posted this twice but ... (Below threshold)
firstbrokenangel:

I've posted this twice but Mike has it right.

"I..I just can't make fun of it. I tried, but look at the man's eyes.... theres so much pain there. It makes me want to cry....
Posted by: Mike at January 14, 2005 07:26 PM"

What this man is suffering is pain, heartbreak and it's not afunny picture. Where was it taken and when? Seeing the Tsunami disaster? Whatever,the pain is in his teary eyes and there's nothing funny about this at all. And for you assoles making fun of Princess Diana can all go to hell. How dare you put down that wonderful young woman who was so tragically killed? My God, people,WAKE UP!!!

Cindy


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MJ Erwin:

I wonder if the bloody Vulcan mind meld can be self administered?

How did that chap Rove get ... (Below threshold)
Pat Adkins:

How did that chap Rove get to my kids?

Prince Charles getting his ... (Below threshold)

Prince Charles getting his first look at Camilla Parker-Bowles in the nude.

Prince Charles just learnin... (Below threshold)

Prince Charles just learning the real definition of the word "tampon". He had apparently thought it was French for "confidant".

Prince Charles enjoying the... (Below threshold)

Prince Charles enjoying the intricate harmonies of Ashlee Simpson during a recent Prince's Trust.

Prince Charles after learni... (Below threshold)

Prince Charles after learning that Michael Moore has been filming around the palace for his new movie: Fox Hunting for Columbine.

"I sould have used Preparat... (Below threshold)

"I sould have used Preparation H."

To make a bad week even wor... (Below threshold)
katey:

To make a bad week even worse, Prince Charles realizes that his toupee is slipping.

This is Charles! Charles ha... (Below threshold)

This is Charles! Charles hasn't found out about Enzyte, for natural male enhancement, when he does, in just a few short weeks, he'll be swelling with pride, with a big boost of confidence....

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