JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
Price: $19,999.95
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 months from NAO Design
Features:
Carries cargo or a crew of up to five internally or on the roof.
Piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch.
6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine, top speed 40 mph.
Includes head/tail and turn signal lights, trim and underbody lighting.
400 watt premium sound with PA system, plush interior, and external camera.
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Product Description
The JL421 Badonkadonk is a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank. Designed with versatility in mind, the Donk can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch, thanks to special one-way steel mesh armor windows and a control stick that pivots up and down to allow piloting from the standing or seated positions. The interior is fully carpeted and cozy, with accent lighting and room for up to five people. A 400 watt premium sound system with PA is mounted to project sound both into the cabin and outward from behind the windows. The exterior is a steel shell with a rust patina, and features head and tail lights, turn signal lights, trim lighting, underbody lighting, fixed slats protecting the windows, and a unique industrial-strength rubberized flexible skirt that shields and protects the wheels to within an inch of the ground, while still allowing for enough flex to give clearance over bumpy and uneven terrain. Master power, ignition, all lighting, and stereo features are controlled from a single switchboard to the left of the driver, again accessible from either the seated or standing position. Standard drive is an air-cooled, 6hp Tecumseh gasoline (unleaded only) engine, with centrifugal clutch, giving the Donk a top speed of 40 mph. This vehicle is not licensed for use on public roads, and is intended as a recreational vehicle only. Badonkadonks are produced on an order-by-order basis, with each one having it's own unique set of features. With your order is included unlimited consultations with the designer and manufacturer concerning all relevant options (a representative from NAO will contact you shortly after your order). Price does not include shipping and handling.
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Comments (14)
You getting bored, Paul?</p... (Below threshold)1. Posted by firstbrokenangel | January 21, 2005 11:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You getting bored, Paul?
:-)
Cindy
1. Posted by firstbrokenangel | January 21, 2005 11:01 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2005 23:01
2. Posted by Paul | January 22, 2005 12:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just thought it was funny....
If someone told you could could buy a tank on Amazon, would you have believed them?
2. Posted by Paul | January 22, 2005 12:40 AM |
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Posted on January 22, 2005 00:40
3. Posted by Macker | January 22, 2005 1:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sheesh! This looks more like something straight out of STAR WARS!
3. Posted by Macker | January 22, 2005 1:22 AM |
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Posted on January 22, 2005 01:22
4. Posted by skegatz | January 22, 2005 1:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
is Dave Chappelle aware of this??
4. Posted by skegatz | January 22, 2005 1:23 AM |
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Posted on January 22, 2005 01:23
5. Posted by Cybrludite | January 22, 2005 2:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wonder how well it holds up compared to the VW Polo? ;-)
5. Posted by Cybrludite | January 22, 2005 2:15 AM |
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Posted on January 22, 2005 02:15
6. Posted by Neal | January 22, 2005 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I be pimpin dat ride kewl
6. Posted by Neal | January 22, 2005 9:08 AM |
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Posted on January 22, 2005 09:08
7. Posted by Rob Hackney | January 22, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jesus, sounds like a playground for rich liberal elites to play in. What will they think of to waste money on next??
7. Posted by Rob Hackney | January 22, 2005 9:21 AM |
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Posted on January 22, 2005 09:21
8. Posted by Joel B. | January 22, 2005 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But, Is it eligble for free Super Saver Shipping?!
8. Posted by Joel B. | January 22, 2005 11:02 AM |
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Posted on January 22, 2005 11:02
9. Posted by JIm | January 22, 2005 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LOL. Thats great. Think it has any weapons on board?
9. Posted by JIm | January 22, 2005 11:10 AM |
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Posted on January 22, 2005 11:10
10. Posted by Pepe | January 22, 2005 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who the hell on earth would be such an asshole to buy that big piece of shit ?!?!?!? DAAAMMMNN! !!
10. Posted by Pepe | January 22, 2005 11:18 AM |
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Posted on January 22, 2005 11:18
11. Posted by McGehee | January 22, 2005 2:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm. Give it about a 12-inch lift and some mud tires...
11. Posted by McGehee | January 22, 2005 2:59 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2005 14:59
12. Posted by -S- | January 22, 2005 11:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If it comes with R2D2 serving drinks from the litte tray he's carrying, then it's a bahgahn.
12. Posted by -S- | January 22, 2005 11:26 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2005 23:26
13. Posted by TomC | January 23, 2005 3:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is not badonkadonk, it is like old French tank Le Maginot. Once were many Maginots, but this is replica, originals all blitzkreiged.
On the badonkadonk, it is funny, there is only in our dreaming of badonkadonk.
13. Posted by TomC | January 23, 2005 3:37 AM |
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Posted on January 23, 2005 03:37
14. Posted by -S- | January 23, 2005 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why, thank you, Obi Wan ^^.
14. Posted by -S- | January 23, 2005 9:40 AM |
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Posted on January 23, 2005 09:40