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That porn errr prom dress i... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Eric | January 24, 2005 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That porn errr prom dress is insane. It seemed to me that the model had flopped out of it and needed an airbrush to cover up the naughty bits.
1. Posted by Eric | January 24, 2005 4:47 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2005 16:47
2. Posted by Opinionated Vogon | January 24, 2005 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'd still hit it! ;¬)
2. Posted by Opinionated Vogon | January 24, 2005 4:54 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2005 16:54
3. Posted by Steve L. | January 24, 2005 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Ford is the uncle of US Rep Harold Ford, Jr. and the brother of Ford's daddy, the former US Rep from Memphis. The family business (a funeral home/cemetary) has been investigated in the past for burying multiple people in the same grave, stacking them up like cord wood. The elder Harold Ford was famous for making a statement after his final election where he said, "I drove around East Memphis and wrote down the addresses of you white devils that had my opponents sign in your yard. You better not contact me for help with anything." He retired before his next election and let his son (who had never held a job) follow in his footsteps.
John Ford's illegitimate children antics are legendary in Memphis. He was the clerk of the circuit court in Shelby County and managed to convince the judges in the various paternity cases to not require mandatory child support payments. He told them that he promised to make sure that the children were taken care of. He did. He hired both of the women to work in his office for salaries far above their education and experience. In one case, he hired the woman to work as his head computer honcho at a salary of over $45,000 a year when she had no computer skills and barely a high school education. When he was exposed, he managed to duck and dodge the bullets somehow.
Oh, and that prom dress can make you sweat even in Antarctica.
3. Posted by Steve L. | January 24, 2005 5:01 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2005 17:01
4. Posted by tee bee | January 24, 2005 6:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think the model put the dress on backwards. that's definitely a cute peek-a-boo back.
4. Posted by tee bee | January 24, 2005 6:09 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2005 18:09
5. Posted by Scott | January 24, 2005 6:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can you imagine if it came in plus sizes?
5. Posted by Scott | January 24, 2005 6:16 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2005 18:16
6. Posted by The Zero Boss | January 24, 2005 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dammit, I KNEW I should have blogged about boobies instead...
6. Posted by The Zero Boss | January 24, 2005 6:27 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2005 18:27
7. Posted by Justin B | January 24, 2005 6:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Somebody is getting lucky at prom. If my date showed up with a dress like that, I would borrow my dad's van instead of rent a limo. All prom dresses look the same anyway when they are wadded up in a ball on the floor of the car.
7. Posted by Justin B | January 24, 2005 6:29 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2005 18:29
8. Posted by bullwinkle | January 24, 2005 7:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's gotta be the most user-friendly dress I've ever seen designed for a 16 year old. Maybe it's for theme based proms, like "Hookers of the Future" or maybe even "I'm Ho-K, You're OK!"
8. Posted by bullwinkle | January 24, 2005 7:24 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2005 19:24
9. Posted by Kimberly | January 24, 2005 7:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeesh. I feel dirty just for looking at that photo (and I'm a woman). Why am I certain that the photographer found an over-18 model, just to be on the safe side of the child pornography laws?
If I ever see a girl dressed like that, I'm going to point and laugh, in the hopes that, when embarassed, she'll run home and change into something that doesn't make her look like a call girl. She'll thank me for it later.
9. Posted by Kimberly | January 24, 2005 7:58 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2005 19:58
10. Posted by Nichole Kazmin | January 24, 2005 8:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How can a girl walk in that thing, much less dance? One step and your breasts are flapping in the breeze.
10. Posted by Nichole Kazmin | January 24, 2005 8:25 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2005 20:25
11. Posted by julie | January 24, 2005 8:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How do you sit in that, dare I call it, dress? As soon as you do, you create slack in the strips of material.
11. Posted by julie | January 24, 2005 8:27 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2005 20:27
12. Posted by tee bee | January 24, 2005 9:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tape. you'd definitely tape it. to your back.
12. Posted by tee bee | January 24, 2005 9:53 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2005 21:53
13. Posted by Cybrludite | January 24, 2005 10:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wibble.
13. Posted by Cybrludite | January 24, 2005 10:08 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2005 22:08
14. Posted by julie | January 24, 2005 10:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Actually, you would use adhesive skin spray on your nipples.
14. Posted by julie | January 24, 2005 10:55 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2005 22:55
15. Posted by Henry | January 25, 2005 1:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Careful women, you're logistics discussions are very 'interesting'...
15. Posted by Henry | January 25, 2005 1:37 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2005 01:37
16. Posted by Janette | January 25, 2005 1:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm about to ruin everybody's fun with this thread...
the website says the dress comes in sizes up to 30. Visualize that in your dreams tonight.
16. Posted by Janette | January 25, 2005 1:52 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2005 01:52
17. Posted by Cybrludite | January 25, 2005 2:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, about the right size for Michael Moore, then?
17. Posted by Cybrludite | January 25, 2005 2:08 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2005 02:08
18. Posted by julie | January 25, 2005 2:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Janette:
I suspect that little dress is/will be quite popular with the drag queens.
18. Posted by julie | January 25, 2005 2:09 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2005 02:09
19. Posted by julie | January 25, 2005 2:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boy, this is sure going to kill the mood for, Henry!
19. Posted by julie | January 25, 2005 2:10 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2005 02:10
20. Posted by Jim Bennett | January 25, 2005 4:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What tee bee said. If you compare the front-and-back pictures of the dress on the seller's website with the picture in the NY Post article linked by Kevin, it sure looks like she's wearing it back-to-front. Not that it's a whole lot more modest worn right-side-to, but some, anyway.
[sarc] You don't think the Post would have photographed a model wearing a dress back-to-front just to stir up talk and sell papers, do you? Nah, not their style. [/sarc]
20. Posted by Jim Bennett | January 25, 2005 4:19 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2005 04:19
21. Posted by -S- | January 25, 2005 4:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giminy...that information about Ford...I had no idea.
How in the Sam Hill can people like many among Democrats get elected TO THE SENATE?!? I cannot figure out the process.
This makes Ford's Q&A from a day or so ago on FOX News, being asked if he was considering a run for the Presidency, this story just makes him and that question seem so...so...much like a Democrat. Giminy, he seems like trash. Pretty trash, but trash.
21. Posted by -S- | January 25, 2005 4:29 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2005 04:29
22. Posted by Jack Tanner | January 25, 2005 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If your date wears that dress you go directly to the motel.
22. Posted by Jack Tanner | January 25, 2005 7:49 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2005 07:49
23. Posted by julie | January 25, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim: You're a real fashion detective. You found the dress marked down from $495 to $238
23. Posted by julie | January 25, 2005 9:04 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2005 09:04
24. Posted by tee bee | January 25, 2005 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
it must be a knock-up. I mean a knock-off.
24. Posted by tee bee | January 25, 2005 9:33 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2005 09:33
25. Posted by Jack Tanner | January 25, 2005 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'How can a girl walk in that thing, much less dance?'
Who cares?
'One step and your breasts are flapping in the breeze.'
I think that's the point.
25. Posted by Jack Tanner | January 25, 2005 11:45 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2005 11:45
26. Posted by Steve L. | January 25, 2005 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-,
The way the Ford's keep getting elected is that their constituency is 60% minority. I suppose the worst black candidate is better than the best white candidate any day.
26. Posted by Steve L. | January 25, 2005 12:29 PM |
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Posted on January 25, 2005 12:29
27. Posted by LagunaDave | January 25, 2005 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
> The way the Ford's keep getting elected is that their constituency is 60% minority.
It sounds like in a few years 60% of his constituency will be his own offspring...
27. Posted by LagunaDave | January 25, 2005 6:39 PM |
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Posted on January 25, 2005 18:39
28. Posted by Henry | January 26, 2005 4:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Julie I just think of you and it brings it all back ;-)
28. Posted by Henry | January 26, 2005 4:36 AM |
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Posted on January 26, 2005 04:36