I had sworn off posting about this(1) like a drunk swears off booze right after he gets picked up for DUI -- You swear it is the last time but you really know better. But this really is too funny to pass up. As many of you know, I have my very own little pet moonbat.
My little pet moonbat has a category on his blog called hatred, wherein he decides who, in his little mind, is displaying "hatred" and vilifies them accordingly. To illustrate how it works, I recently achieved such infamy because I had the temerity to suggest that not many Muslims were outraged over Muslim terrorists beheading innocents.
Being the liberal that he is, my pet moonbat holds himself up as the role model of tolerance and compassion. -- Qualified to pass judgment on others.
So you can imagine my surprise (cough) when I found a post on his blog titled "50 Most Loathsome People... Hehe..." -- I, of course, made the list which is the highest award I've received to date for my effort here at Wizbang. Here's a sample:
Collin[sic] Powell - One Word, "Sellout" [Term used for a black man who thinks -ed]LaShawn Barber - Only I don't want to give her that level of importance. [A black woman who thinks]
Britney Spears - Bubble gum chewing idiot that I would like to see star in a Bukkake(2) film.
Paul from Wizbang - Who I'd like to see on the other side of a Glory
Hole in San Francisco.Rush Limbaugh - Should've overdosed, nuff said.
Katherine Harris - There is a place next to Britney.
J-Lo - Who I would do in a heartbeat, but who lets face it, is a home wrecking slut.
Ashlee Simpson - The No Talent Scuzbucket
Michael Powell - Who's [sic] claim to fame is being his Daddies[sic] son, and an idiot moral crusader.
Well, I am honored. To be on the same list as Rush Limbaugh and Colin Powell, I must be doing something right. But enough about me.
I find it hysterical that the same man boy who lectures others about compassion and tolerance makes posts where he wishes people dead and displays intolerance toward the gay community. Not very compassionate is it?
Typical liberal. Judgmental of others when they define the poor behavior they decry.
(1) And I hope to never post about the insolent child again but when he does something this stupid, it is almost a moral obligation.
(2) Bukkake is a group sex practice where a series of men take turns to ejaculate on a kneeling woman or man. At the end of the process, the recipient usually drinks the semen. There are strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice.
Isn't he qualified to lecture you about hatred?
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Damn! almost left himself o... (Below threshold)1. Posted by plebe | January 27, 2005 6:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn! almost left himself open on the "glory hole" remark. A little Freudian if you ask me.
1. Posted by plebe | January 27, 2005 6:11 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 18:11
2. Posted by Rob | January 27, 2005 6:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I pointed as much out on his blog in the comments, so he had to go back and change it.
2. Posted by Rob | January 27, 2005 6:14 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 18:14
3. Posted by McCain | January 27, 2005 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just a typical modern liberal -- emotion trumps reason.
3. Posted by McCain | January 27, 2005 6:39 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 18:39
4. Posted by Bill K | January 27, 2005 6:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
don't really care about the pissing match going on, but to say the typical liberal wishes people dead is intolerant to the gay community is silly.
4. Posted by Bill K | January 27, 2005 6:54 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 18:54
5. Posted by Sean | January 27, 2005 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think he's attracted to you - he wants to see you on the other side of a glory hole. I've never been, and never will be, anywhere that has "glory holes", but I understand what they're used for. This kid obviously has the hots for you, Paul. Kinda creepy.
5. Posted by Sean | January 27, 2005 7:14 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 19:14
6. Posted by Paul | January 27, 2005 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill-- Am I going to have to buy you "Hooked on Phonics" so you can learn to read?
Where exactly did I say that a typical liberal "wishes people dead is intolerant to the gay community?"
PLEASE learn to freaking read.
6. Posted by Paul | January 27, 2005 7:21 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 19:21
7. Posted by Paul | January 27, 2005 7:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sean if you've ever seen a picture of him, you know what a gross out that is.
7. Posted by Paul | January 27, 2005 7:22 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 19:22
8. Posted by Elisa | January 27, 2005 7:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"J-Lo - Who I would do in a heartbeat, but who lets face it, is a home wrecking slut."
He has quite the moral values, eh?
8. Posted by Elisa | January 27, 2005 7:28 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 19:28
9. Posted by Jonsi | January 27, 2005 7:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You don't know the half of it, Paul. The man's just an "oversized" array of contradiction and weak constitution. He vilifies others yet, strangely, humanly, he can't take it himself. They certainly don't make men like they used to, and he's a big example of what's being mass-produced these days. God help us.
9. Posted by Jonsi | January 27, 2005 7:28 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 19:28
10. Posted by Don Juan | January 27, 2005 7:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Elisa
"J-Lo - Who I would do in a heartbeat..."
That's about all he'd need... If you know what I mean.
10. Posted by Don Juan | January 27, 2005 7:41 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 19:41
11. Posted by minnie | January 27, 2005 9:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Liberals just hate America because we have the freedom here to hate anyone we want and they can't stop us. They'd be happier in a world where all the hate was aimed only at the people who deserve it. They should move to Iraq.
11. Posted by minnie | January 27, 2005 9:09 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 21:09
12. Posted by Justin b | January 27, 2005 9:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dude, I am seeing you on the other side of a glory hole with Britany and Katherine Harris in a Bukkake film. I am getting aroused and am going to another site real quick...
12. Posted by Justin b | January 27, 2005 9:11 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 21:11
13. Posted by minnie the moonbat | January 27, 2005 9:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark.
13. Posted by minnie the moonbat | January 27, 2005 9:15 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 21:15
14. Posted by -S- | January 27, 2005 9:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One very sick spinning top, no doubt about it.
14. Posted by -S- | January 27, 2005 9:18 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 21:18
15. Posted by Drew - Dallas, TX | January 27, 2005 10:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If we're being honest - this post isn't really worth the keystrokes...
...and you need to have that advertisement about "dangers of weight training/ultimate fitness bullshit" burned too.
15. Posted by Drew - Dallas, TX | January 27, 2005 10:05 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 22:05
16. Posted by Paul | January 27, 2005 10:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You're right Drew (about the first part) he can't be shamed into good behavior.
He has no sense of embarrassment. The only good of it is that more and more people are seeing that he is a cold sore on the blogosphere. So to that end, it accomplishes something.
As for the ad.. Ya talking to the wrong guy.
16. Posted by Paul | January 27, 2005 10:19 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 22:19
17. Posted by Drew - Dallas, TX | January 27, 2005 10:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The "Ad" - you know what I'm talking about, right?
Also, the utopia guy has few cohereht thoughts vs. the ability to copy/paste and/or type 500+ words per minute. It's not pretty.
17. Posted by Drew - Dallas, TX | January 27, 2005 10:33 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 22:33
18. Posted by Larry Bernard | January 27, 2005 10:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As some one who has been subjected to Harris as a state senator ( she was a total embarassment), Sec. of State ( the 2000 was about the only thing she did that didn't violate the law) and now as my congressmonster she is a disgrace
18. Posted by Larry Bernard | January 27, 2005 10:58 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 22:58
19. Posted by julie | January 27, 2005 11:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul:
Maybe you need a new catagory at Wizbang titled, "My Little Pet Moonbat" where you can write about your many obsessive fans.
19. Posted by julie | January 27, 2005 11:34 PM |
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Posted on January 27, 2005 23:34
20. Posted by McCain | January 28, 2005 2:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am really really glad I don't know what a glory hole is, and feel all the dumber for learning what a bukkake is, although verb or noun is unclear (but I don't care to know).
Katherine Harris I do know, and she rocks. What luck to have a good lookin' tiny perky babe infuriating liberals.
20. Posted by McCain | January 28, 2005 2:19 AM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 02:19
21. Posted by Jack Tanner | January 28, 2005 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I guess part of Utopia is calling people morons and sluts and piece of shit and saying it's satire. Whatever, dude.
21. Posted by Jack Tanner | January 28, 2005 8:40 AM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 08:40
22. Posted by julie | January 28, 2005 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain: One must be careful of what one sticks in a glory hole because it may get cut off. It's been known to happen more than once.
22. Posted by julie | January 28, 2005 9:08 AM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 09:08
23. Posted by marcus | January 28, 2005 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Since he can neither spell nor punctuate, I'm even less inclined to take him seriously.
23. Posted by marcus | January 28, 2005 9:52 AM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 09:52
24. Posted by Sue Dohnim | January 28, 2005 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A leftist being a sexist, homophobic chauvinist pig? Who knew?
Typical, really. You can't wail, moan, and cry crocodile tears about society's unfairness to particular groups of people unless you think they are inferior.
24. Posted by Sue Dohnim | January 28, 2005 1:47 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2005 13:47