Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was, as usual, filled with excelllent captions. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

Iraqi citizen Satar Alkutayfi (top) of South Dakota looks over the Iraqi election ballot with election worker Karim Khan in Rosemont, Illinois. Iraqi citizens in the US were among the first to cast their votes in Iraq's first democratic election in 50 years(AFP/Jeff Haynes)

1) (Robin Goodfellow) - "Crap, this is so complicated, and if I don't get it right P. Diddy is going to kill me!"

2) (Rodney Dill) - "Hmmm, ... lamb Shwarma ... lamb kabob ... lamb ... you got anything on the menu without lamb?"

3) (jmaster) - "You mark it here if you want to vote for, uh, how do you say this 'powwoynw,' er, ah, 'powwoynw', mmm... Oops! I had it upside down!"

Honorable Mention

4) (player of blues) - "Im sorry Mr. Aju-Bin-Hajimaliradbasqat, but everyone in THIS column has already been assasinated."

5) (Eric) - "This is so complicated... I know C, C, C, C,..."

6) (RR) - "This was so much easier when my choices were 'Saddam' or 'kill my family.'"

Dishonorable Mention

(OneDrummer) - "Say, will counting the ballots and declaring a winner take as long as that Aylward chap takes to post the Weekend Caption Contest winners?"

Until next Friday...

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Comments (7)

Good pick--the P. Diddy one... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Beth | January 31, 2005 2:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Beth:

Good pick--the P. Diddy one IS good!

Posted on January 31, 2005 02:40

Thanks Kevin, One ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 31, 2005 5:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Rodney Dill:

Thanks Kevin,

One of the Managers where I work kept getting the P. Diddy calls on his voicemail, and would play it on his speaker phone "vote or die." That caused Robin's caption to jump out at me.

Posted on January 31, 2005 05:59

I want to know how jmaster ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by McGehee | January 31, 2005 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

McGehee:

I want to know how jmaster came up with his. Great one!

Posted on January 31, 2005 11:30

wow, muhommad(sic) upside d... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Henry | January 31, 2005 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Henry:

wow, muhommad(sic) upside down...sheesh jmaster, that IS good.

Posted on January 31, 2005 13:15

I just knew I'd get slapped... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by OneDrummer | January 31, 2005 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

OneDrummer:

I just knew I'd get slapped for my post... guess I really do miss MahaRichie.... at least just a little bit...

Posted on January 31, 2005 14:20

Thanks for the kind words. ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by jmaster | January 31, 2005 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

jmaster:

Thanks for the kind words. I don't know where this stuff comes from.

But it seems to come a whole lot easier when I've got a bunch of deadlines in my real job.

Posted on January 31, 2005 19:53

RR's is the best - it has t... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by John Ess | January 31, 2005 10:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

John Ess:

RR's is the best - it has that ring-of-truth kinda humor appeal - lol!

Posted on January 31, 2005 22:41

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