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Comments (112)
Live Shit to a Shoe.... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Markus Barca | February 4, 2005 10:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Live Shit to a Shoe.
1. Posted by Markus Barca | February 4, 2005 10:57 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 22:57
2. Posted by ccwbass | February 4, 2005 10:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(obvious:) Oliver Willis: Like Shit to Flies
2. Posted by ccwbass | February 4, 2005 10:58 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 22:58
3. Posted by Markus Barca | February 4, 2005 10:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's 'Like', rather...
3. Posted by Markus Barca | February 4, 2005 10:58 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 22:58
4. Posted by ccwbass | February 4, 2005 10:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like frosting to meatloaf.
Or gravy to cake.
Take yer pick.
4. Posted by ccwbass | February 4, 2005 10:59 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 22:59
5. Posted by Drew | February 4, 2005 11:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Kryptonite but stupid?
5. Posted by Drew | February 4, 2005 11:00 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:00
6. Posted by Tugar | February 4, 2005 11:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve at Hog On Ice called used "Like Kryptonite To Cupid".
6. Posted by Tugar | February 4, 2005 11:02 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:02
7. Posted by david | February 4, 2005 11:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like peeing in the pool
7. Posted by david | February 4, 2005 11:04 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:04
8. Posted by -S- | February 4, 2005 11:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Professor Churchill's inkstains to academic competency.
8. Posted by -S- | February 4, 2005 11:08 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:08
9. Posted by tweell | February 4, 2005 11:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not mine, but I concur: Like Superglue to Stupid.
9. Posted by tweell | February 4, 2005 11:08 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:08
10. Posted by Paul | February 4, 2005 11:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Magnets to Stupid
10. Posted by Paul | February 4, 2005 11:13 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:13
11. Posted by Preston Taylor Holmes | February 4, 2005 11:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like buckshot to brains.
(This also doubles as a Kurt Cobain tribute piece.)
11. Posted by Preston Taylor Holmes | February 4, 2005 11:17 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:17
12. Posted by Matt | February 4, 2005 11:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like bacon to ice cream.
Like water to cats.
Like Nancy Pelosi's temples to her ears.
Like horse to water.
12. Posted by Matt | February 4, 2005 11:20 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:20
13. Posted by The WASP | February 4, 2005 11:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Clinton to interns.
13. Posted by The WASP | February 4, 2005 11:21 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:21
14. Posted by BoDiddly | February 4, 2005 11:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oliver Willis: Like Cyanide To Intelligence
or perhaps . . .
Oliver Willis: Like Miracle-Gro To Stupid
14. Posted by BoDiddly | February 4, 2005 11:22 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:22
15. Posted by Bullwinkle | February 4, 2005 11:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like praying to George Soros. Either interpretation works just fine.
15. Posted by Bullwinkle | February 4, 2005 11:24 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:24
16. Posted by Eric Lindholm | February 4, 2005 11:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheesecake to Kirstie Alley's hips
16. Posted by Eric Lindholm | February 4, 2005 11:25 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:25
17. Posted by Anonymoose | February 4, 2005 11:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Monica to Bill. (sucking)
Like Hillary to Bill. (sickening)
Like losing does to Al Gore/John Kerry. (makes them lose their minds)
Like Democracy to Mullahs. (repellent)
Like gerbils to Richard Gere. (desirable yet sickening, but not in a good way)
Like Richard Gere to Palestinians. (goofy, irrelevent)
Like premature explosions to Palestinians. (you just can't help rooting for more, even if it gets messy)
Like Forrest Gump to China. (a dumb person in a sea of people he doesn't understand)
17. Posted by Anonymoose | February 4, 2005 11:27 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:27
18. Posted by Greg | February 4, 2005 11:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like mirrors to vampires
(Look as long as you want, there is nothing there)
Like oil for food
Like Buffalo to Super Bowls
Like Rather to trustworthy
Like Nader to charisma
18. Posted by Greg | February 4, 2005 11:31 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:31
19. Posted by S.K. | February 4, 2005 11:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Me too Stupid
19. Posted by S.K. | February 4, 2005 11:39 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:39
20. Posted by Pierre Legrand | February 4, 2005 11:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like stink to shit.
Like flies to shit
Like fat to ugly
20. Posted by Pierre Legrand | February 4, 2005 11:43 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:43
21. Posted by Jinx McHue | February 4, 2005 11:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Um, yeah... I think the shit jokes are now overdone, folks. Let's try being more creative. (Don't ask me for an example right now. My brain is fried for the day.)
21. Posted by Jinx McHue | February 4, 2005 11:54 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2005 23:54
22. Posted by Magnum Serpentine | February 5, 2005 12:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like bush is to Hitler.
You repubniks have ran out of things to attack this hero of democracy so you make jokes, badmouth him and in general make yourselves look like the fools you are.
22. Posted by Magnum Serpentine | February 5, 2005 12:04 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 00:04
23. Posted by Matt | February 5, 2005 12:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Losing To Republicans
23. Posted by Matt | February 5, 2005 12:04 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 00:04
24. Posted by merc | February 5, 2005 12:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
like sore to loser.
24. Posted by merc | February 5, 2005 12:09 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 00:09
25. Posted by Athena | February 5, 2005 12:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oliver Willis as a "hero of democracy?" Are you fucking kidding me? Dude, pull your head out of Willis's ass.
25. Posted by Athena | February 5, 2005 12:17 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 00:17
26. Posted by Evilwhiteguy | February 5, 2005 12:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like driving to Cuba.
26. Posted by Evilwhiteguy | February 5, 2005 12:38 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 00:38
27. Posted by unknownblogger | February 5, 2005 12:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like the French to war.
27. Posted by unknownblogger | February 5, 2005 12:42 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 00:42
28. Posted by Alex Nunez | February 5, 2005 12:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Charisma to Harry Reid
28. Posted by Alex Nunez | February 5, 2005 12:46 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 00:46
29. Posted by Jared | February 5, 2005 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like four men in a wheelbarrow is to the Taj Mahal.
Yeah, I'm drunk, wanna fight about it?
29. Posted by Jared | February 5, 2005 12:47 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 00:47
30. Posted by Alex Nunez | February 5, 2005 12:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Live Viewers to MSNBC
30. Posted by Alex Nunez | February 5, 2005 12:49 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 00:49
31. Posted by Maureen | February 5, 2005 1:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like deodorant to the French.
31. Posted by Maureen | February 5, 2005 1:37 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 01:37
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 5, 2005 1:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Benedict to Arnold
Like darkness to light
Like vegetables to intelligence
Like Castro to freedom
Like Clinton to truth
Like Kerry to relevant
Like feathers to gravitas
Like Weird Al to music
Like ass to horse
Like sheep to leader
Like Custer to Indians
And my favorite:
Like troll to bridge
(see Billy Goats Gruff if that analogy is lost on you)
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 5, 2005 1:48 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 01:48
33. Posted by Eric Anderson | February 5, 2005 1:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Going to the Bathroom
33. Posted by Eric Anderson | February 5, 2005 1:49 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 01:49
34. Posted by ccwbass | February 5, 2005 1:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like venereal disease to penicillin.
34. Posted by ccwbass | February 5, 2005 1:50 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 01:50
35. Posted by Scott | February 5, 2005 2:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like sunlight to negatives
Like bugs to a windshield
Like fertilizer to concrete
Like apathy to responsibility
Like Lycra to Ross Perot
35. Posted by Scott | February 5, 2005 2:19 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 02:19
36. Posted by Mark J | February 5, 2005 2:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like a blind Sandra Bullock to the short bus.
Like expired dairy to the lactose intolerant.
Like a baker's dozen to triskaidekaphobics.
Like a one-way ticket to communism.
36. Posted by Mark J | February 5, 2005 2:20 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 02:20
37. Posted by Digger | February 5, 2005 3:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like ass to mouth
OK I apologize, that's just wrong!
37. Posted by Digger | February 5, 2005 3:21 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 03:21
38. Posted by Laurence Simon | February 5, 2005 3:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like maggots to corpses
Like termites to wood
Like Chapman to Lennon
Like chum to bucket
Like toilet to dead goldfish
38. Posted by Laurence Simon | February 5, 2005 3:34 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 03:34
39. Posted by Mark J | February 5, 2005 3:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like "foo" to a valid e-mail address.
39. Posted by Mark J | February 5, 2005 3:34 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 03:34
40. Posted by minnie | February 5, 2005 3:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Kevin to Moore
Like Buchanon to Liebermann
Like Buckley to Rand
Like Chalabi to Wolfowitz
Like Boykin to Musselmen
Like Jesus to Jews
Like pretzels to windpipes
40. Posted by minnie | February 5, 2005 3:41 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 03:41
41. Posted by -S- | February 5, 2005 4:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, please, minnie...Jesus Christ was and is Jewish, and He offers hope and eternal life, not limitation and destruction.
Those alternates are the territory of the anti Christ, not of Christ.
Although, I realize to the anti Christ fans, everything makes sense only when it's defined as the opposite of what it actually is, as in "kryptonite to stupid."
There really are great Americans but Oliver is surely not among them. But, applying the opposites-are theory, you then work out the preposterous defamation of honor and integrity and worse, when you go for that antithesis of reason.
I'd say it's a case of like-truth-to-darkness: the darkness hates the truth.
41. Posted by -S- | February 5, 2005 4:42 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 04:42
42. Posted by stoj | February 5, 2005 4:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Nipples on Men
(doh- i didn't use "to".)
42. Posted by stoj | February 5, 2005 4:55 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 04:55
43. Posted by stoj | February 5, 2005 4:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Atkins to Michael Moore
43. Posted by stoj | February 5, 2005 4:59 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 04:59
44. Posted by stoj | February 5, 2005 5:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Facts to a Democrat
44. Posted by stoj | February 5, 2005 5:01 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 05:01
45. Posted by stoj | February 5, 2005 5:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Fingernails to a Chalkboard
45. Posted by stoj | February 5, 2005 5:05 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 05:05
46. Posted by stoj | February 5, 2005 5:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Salt to an Open Wound
46. Posted by stoj | February 5, 2005 5:06 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 05:06
47. Posted by stoj | February 5, 2005 5:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And, Finally... (Drumroll......)
Like Taking a Blind Man to IMAX
47. Posted by stoj | February 5, 2005 5:08 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 05:08
48. Posted by Krusty Krab | February 5, 2005 5:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Magnum Serpentine to tweezers.
Not mine, but still my favorite:
Like smegma on foreskin.
48. Posted by Krusty Krab | February 5, 2005 5:49 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 05:49
49. Posted by GaijinBiker | February 5, 2005 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like, gag me with a spoon, I'm totally going to hurl!
Like stupid to completely stupid
Like cream filling to twinkies. Mmm... twinkies...
Like kryptonite to smart
Like Windows Me to productivity
49. Posted by GaijinBiker | February 5, 2005 8:09 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 08:09
50. Posted by marcus | February 5, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I have put my suggestion in a picture. Click on my name to see it.
50. Posted by marcus | February 5, 2005 8:44 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 08:44
51. Posted by Matt | February 5, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
First-time poster - hi! Here's a few that I can think of at the moment...
Like lemmings to cliffs?
Like cholesterol to arteries?
Like a vulture to a carcass? (Oh wait, thats DailyKos. They all tend to run together after a while. Can we do one for him too?)
Like snarky comments to an over-inflated sense of personal worth?
Like a call-girl to money. (Cruel? Yes. But what else do you call someone who acts at the behest of Soros?)
I'll ponder more over while I'm at work.
51. Posted by Matt | February 5, 2005 9:13 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 09:13
52. Posted by LagunaDave | February 5, 2005 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like K-Y Jelly To Truth
Like Shark Repellent to Reality
Like Armor-All to Ignorance
Like Sunscreen to Enlightenment
Like Viagra to Pricks
52. Posted by LagunaDave | February 5, 2005 9:27 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 09:27
53. Posted by Ted | February 5, 2005 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Fake to Accurate
53. Posted by Ted | February 5, 2005 9:45 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 09:45
54. Posted by Eric | February 5, 2005 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like stupid to stupid-people
54. Posted by Eric | February 5, 2005 9:49 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 09:49
55. Posted by yankie | February 5, 2005 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
i like:
BoDiddly's:
Oliver Willis:Like Cyanide To Intelligence
Oliver Willis: Like Miracle-Gro To Stupid
And Eric's
Like stupid to stupid-people
55. Posted by yankie | February 5, 2005 10:14 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 10:14
56. Posted by Uncle Mikey | February 5, 2005 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Mothership to Krispy Kreme
Like Rubik's Cube to blind people
Like self-loathing, bought-and-paid-for, hysterical pain in the ass to the rest of us
56. Posted by Uncle Mikey | February 5, 2005 10:55 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 10:55
57. Posted by marcus | February 5, 2005 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Take heart, everyone: I noticed that Oliver's last ten posts or so are averaging only 2 or 3 comments each. People are catching on to his B.S. Plus, I checked his traffic stats and he is definitely trending downward.
57. Posted by marcus | February 5, 2005 11:08 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 11:08
58. Posted by Greg | February 5, 2005 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like dogs to vomit
(see Proverbs 26:11)
By the way, shouldn't his slogan be "like kryptonite to stupidity?" It would still make no sense, but would at least be grammatically correct. Hmm, that suggests....
Like Oliver Willis to grammar
58. Posted by Greg | February 5, 2005 11:54 AM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 11:54
59. Posted by Willis | February 5, 2005 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Quagmire To Quackmire
59. Posted by Willis | February 5, 2005 12:21 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 12:21
60. Posted by Peter | February 5, 2005 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How about:
Like honesty to liberal trolls.
Like George Soros to efficacy.
Like Theresa Kerry to sanity.
Like...hey! That's racist! (sorry, had to throw an actual Oliver Willis style quote in there)
60. Posted by Peter | February 5, 2005 12:29 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 12:29
61. Posted by d. Carter | February 5, 2005 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like methamphetamine to schizophrenics.
61. Posted by d. Carter | February 5, 2005 12:35 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 12:35
62. Posted by Bostonian | February 5, 2005 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe we're not voting yet, but I vote for "Like driving to Cuba" by the evilwhiteguy.
62. Posted by Bostonian | February 5, 2005 12:52 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 12:52
63. Posted by DM | February 5, 2005 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Depends™ to Old People
63. Posted by DM | February 5, 2005 1:18 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 13:18
64. Posted by Ira | February 5, 2005 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Like Kryptonite to Willis"
"Like Gravy to Sawdust"
"Like Swine to Perle"
"Like Thumbs-Down to Reality"
"Like Ducks to Quackery"
Note to Uncle Mikey - I once saw a blind person
do a Rubik's Cube that had Braille markings (ages ago on "60 Minutes" or some similar program.)
64. Posted by Ira | February 5, 2005 2:11 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 14:11
65. Posted by b C | February 5, 2005 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Lefties and Frogs' Arses to Watertight
65. Posted by b C | February 5, 2005 2:14 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 14:14
66. Posted by SilverBubble | February 5, 2005 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, I might as well throw in some of my madeups:
1) Like Braile to a drive-up ATM Machine: It exists, but it's still totally pointless.
2) Like a Fur Coat to PETA
3) Like the KKK to Christianity: A bastardization and degredation of what orginially was a really good idea.
4) Like candles to Arsonphobics (people who fear fire)
66. Posted by SilverBubble | February 5, 2005 2:15 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 14:15
67. Posted by SilverBubble | February 5, 2005 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, and another one:
5) Like the ACLU to Democracy
67. Posted by SilverBubble | February 5, 2005 2:23 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 14:23
68. Posted by Kevin Murphy | February 5, 2005 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Noise to Signal
Like Kryptonite to Reason
Like E to Potato
Like Bicycles to Fish
Like Shit to Shinola
68. Posted by Kevin Murphy | February 5, 2005 2:36 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 14:36
69. Posted by Amy | February 5, 2005 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I like Greg's "like dogs to vomit
This also recalls a great quote by Thoreau calling on reform in the corrupt, contemptable "media" of his time....essentially that those who rely upon them, "are like the dog that returns to its own vomit."
To me this is THE fitting image for the Lefty-loons who read and repeat their party's talking-points: a bunch of mutts licking up their own puke.
69. Posted by Amy | February 5, 2005 3:21 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 15:21
70. Posted by McGehee | February 5, 2005 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Like a moonbat with his own blog."
What, too literal?
70. Posted by McGehee | February 5, 2005 3:38 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 15:38
71. Posted by mesablue | February 5, 2005 4:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Bill Clinton to a cheeseburger.
Speaking of cheeseburgers, has anyone seen a recent picture of Monica L. Yikes.
71. Posted by mesablue | February 5, 2005 4:05 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 16:05
72. Posted by merc | February 5, 2005 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
like lying to montel williams.
72. Posted by merc | February 5, 2005 4:23 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 16:23
73. Posted by lunacy | February 5, 2005 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like boogers to a first grader's finger.
Like hair to a tub drain.
Like muddy boots to a clean floor.
Like water to the wicked witch.
Like a popsicle to January.
Like salt to slugs.
73. Posted by lunacy | February 5, 2005 4:47 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 16:47
74. Posted by Paul | February 5, 2005 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BoDiddly
Oliver Willis: Like Miracle-Gro To Stupid
stoj
Like Taking a Blind Man to IMAX
Marcus
LagunaDave
Like Armor-All to Ignorance
Laurence Simon once said:
Like Velcro to Stupid -- I liked that one
and mine of course
74. Posted by Paul | February 5, 2005 5:17 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 17:17
75. Posted by Paul | February 5, 2005 5:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Kryptonite to reason (intelligence, thought, logic)
75. Posted by Paul | February 5, 2005 5:22 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 17:22
76. Posted by Paul | February 5, 2005 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
and an oldie but a goodie:
Like a Hoover Self Propelled WindTunnel Bagless vacuum w/Easy-to-Use Flip-Top Lid to jelly donuts.
76. Posted by Paul | February 5, 2005 5:28 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 17:28
77. Posted by Mr. Snarky | February 5, 2005 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Preparation H to David Brock
Like a dildo to Hillary Clinton
Like a nose hair trimmer to John Kerry
Like Depends to Howard Dean
Like a dingleberry to George Soros
77. Posted by Mr. Snarky | February 5, 2005 6:44 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 18:44
78. Posted by Bryan | February 5, 2005 7:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like beer to hershey bars.
78. Posted by Bryan | February 5, 2005 7:22 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 19:22
79. Posted by Beck | February 5, 2005 7:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Kerry to Cambodia
Like Cookie Monster to cookies
Like a fish to a bicycle
Like vaseline to a lonely frustrated teenager
79. Posted by Beck | February 5, 2005 7:44 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 19:44
80. Posted by m | February 5, 2005 8:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like on, to, thre
80. Posted by m | February 5, 2005 8:30 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 20:30
81. Posted by m | February 5, 2005 8:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott's
like sunlight to negatives
Good one.
81. Posted by m | February 5, 2005 8:32 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 20:32
82. Posted by jcrue | February 5, 2005 8:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Bush-love to Liberals...
like lakes to Ted...
like a real man to Liza...
and Democrats to red...
like objectivity to Moore...
like the Oval Office to Gore...
and like "is" is to Bill...
and so many more....
82. Posted by jcrue | February 5, 2005 8:42 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 20:42
83. Posted by Uncle Mikey | February 5, 2005 8:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Arafat to the Middle East peace process
83. Posted by Uncle Mikey | February 5, 2005 8:51 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 20:51
84. Posted by Pat | February 5, 2005 9:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like an antidote to reason.
84. Posted by Pat | February 5, 2005 9:19 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 21:19
85. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | February 5, 2005 9:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Dynamite to Truth
Like Alcohol to Sobriety
Like Dementia to Sanity
Like Rather to Bias... oops, forgot - supposed to be antagonistic.
85. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | February 5, 2005 9:45 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 21:45
86. Posted by Konservative Jay | February 5, 2005 10:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Saddam to humanitarianism
Like Michael Moore to tredmills
Like abortion to babies
Like Osama to peace
86. Posted by Konservative Jay | February 5, 2005 10:07 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 22:07
87. Posted by Rick | February 5, 2005 10:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Crack Pipe to Stupid
87. Posted by Rick | February 5, 2005 10:48 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2005 22:48
88. Posted by physics geek | February 6, 2005 12:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Slimfast to Ollie's diet.
Like combs to his hair.
Like concussions to thinking.
Like Dean to winning.
Like Ted Kennedy to swimming.
Like Nancy Pelosi to beauty secrets.
Like Michael Moore to truth.
Like Ted Kennedy to intelligible speech.
Like Al Gore to gracious defeat.
Like Dan Rather to a grit-eatin', possum-chasin' day when the asphalt's hot enough to fry some cornpone.
(Note: if you understand most of that dimwit's aphorisms, it's time to up your medication)
88. Posted by physics geek | February 6, 2005 12:37 AM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 00:37
89. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | February 6, 2005 12:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like buttholes to hot air.
Like lucidity to potheads.
Like admantium to reason.
Worst attempts...
Like preaching to choir.
Like circles to jerks.
Like herpes to sexy.
Like Dan Rather to Truth.
Like bizarro to logic.
89. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | February 6, 2005 12:56 AM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 00:56
90. Posted by McCain | February 6, 2005 1:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like poopers to prisoners.
90. Posted by McCain | February 6, 2005 1:40 AM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 01:40
91. Posted by Mike | February 6, 2005 1:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Greg:
Like dogs to vomit
(see Proverbs 26:11)
______________
Ugh! You stole my thunder, man!
But Proverbs 26:11 makes a nice post-script -
"Do you see a man wise in his own eyes?
There is more hope for a fool than for him. "
91. Posted by Mike | February 6, 2005 1:44 AM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 01:44
92. Posted by Mike | February 6, 2005 1:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(boing)
That should be Proverbs 26:12.
(Like I should be trying to make sense at 12:45am)
92. Posted by Mike | February 6, 2005 1:49 AM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 01:49
93. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | February 6, 2005 2:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tugar noted that Steve at Hog On Ice called used "Like Kryptonite To Cupid".
He was way ahead of this meme and did it on November 3.
93. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | February 6, 2005 2:02 AM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 02:02
94. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | February 6, 2005 2:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And re Proverbs, I've got better scripture for you to distinguish between Red and Blue staters:
A wise man's heart is at his right hand, but a fool's heart at his left. -- Ecclesiastes 10:2
94. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | February 6, 2005 2:05 AM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 02:05
95. Posted by bobdog | February 6, 2005 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...like poop in the punchbowl...
95. Posted by bobdog | February 6, 2005 9:14 AM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 09:14
96. Posted by Alex Nunez | February 6, 2005 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like a tractor beam to delusion.
96. Posted by Alex Nunez | February 6, 2005 10:03 AM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 10:03
97. Posted by Jordan | February 6, 2005 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like a miraculous talking deer that was taught speech by Michael Moore that's been fed by too many damned jackass tourists to a decked out Hummer H2 with floodlights(finally a laudable use for the damn things) and a wasted Charlton Heston behind the wheel.
97. Posted by Jordan | February 6, 2005 12:31 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 12:31
98. Posted by Watcher | February 6, 2005 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Kryptonite to Sanity
98. Posted by Watcher | February 6, 2005 12:35 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 12:35
99. Posted by skillzy | February 6, 2005 2:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I coined this one last year in someone's comments:
Like kryptonite to donuts
99. Posted by skillzy | February 6, 2005 2:21 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 14:21
100. Posted by rls | February 6, 2005 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like a penny to a billionaire.
Like sunlight to a vampire.
Like a steak to a vegetarian.
Like sex to a prostitute.
Like a minnow to a shark.
100. Posted by rls | February 6, 2005 3:48 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 15:48
101. Posted by Jim Treacher | February 6, 2005 6:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Magnetite to Lipids
Like Ipecac to Cupid
101. Posted by Jim Treacher | February 6, 2005 6:52 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 18:52
102. Posted by David Gillies | February 6, 2005 8:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One I use a lot is 'Like Krispy Kreme to Atkins'
102. Posted by David Gillies | February 6, 2005 8:08 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 20:08
103. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | February 6, 2005 9:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Still appending? Well...
Like Troglodyte to Clever
Like Hemlock to Relevance
Like Poison to Pen
Like Headache to Thought
Like Lobotomy to Brain
Like Null to One (for those thinking binary)
Like Flatulence to Breeze (PG-rated version of Fart to Wind, too harsh)
Like Waste to Space (nah, too harsh)
Like Waist to Space (nah, too unfair)
Like Black to White (nah, too racial though the comparison is like contrarian wrong to right - again with the binary)
103. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | February 6, 2005 9:01 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 21:01
104. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | February 6, 2005 10:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll agree with Krusty Krab (because I wrote it here on Friday) :)
Like smegma to a foreskin
104. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | February 6, 2005 10:14 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 22:14
105. Posted by JD | February 6, 2005 11:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like "six pounds of shit" to a "five pound bag".
105. Posted by JD | February 6, 2005 11:45 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2005 23:45
106. Posted by Jufray | February 7, 2005 1:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like a Screen door to a Submarine.
106. Posted by Jufray | February 7, 2005 1:12 AM |
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Posted on February 7, 2005 01:12
107. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | February 7, 2005 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stolen from "The Venture Bros."
Like cancer to a prostate.
107. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | February 7, 2005 9:19 AM |
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Posted on February 7, 2005 09:19
108. Posted by Lee | February 7, 2005 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Weight Watchers to Michael Moore
Like common sense to a leftist
Like whiskey to a mormon
Like contraceptives to a catholic
Like psychotherapy to a Scientologist (obscure I know)
Like satan to jesus
Like democracy to north korea
Like rehab to Keith Richards
108. Posted by Lee | February 7, 2005 10:30 AM |
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Posted on February 7, 2005 10:30
109. Posted by Dodd | February 7, 2005 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll repeat the one I out in the last thread:
Like flypaper to stupid.
Alternately:
Like flypaper to insipid.
109. Posted by Dodd | February 7, 2005 3:57 PM |
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Posted on February 7, 2005 15:57
110. Posted by Jeremy Brown | February 8, 2005 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know I've missed the deadline. But here are some more:
"Like Tampax to Cranial Blood Flow"
"Like Ctrl-Alt-Delete to Common Sense"
"Like Oliver Willis to Political Analysis"
[Sorry, Oliver. You may not be a bad guy -- I don't know -- but you have earned the abuse many times over.]
110. Posted by Jeremy Brown | February 8, 2005 8:02 AM |
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Posted on February 8, 2005 08:02
111. Posted by stoj | February 9, 2005 9:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is this thing on? Hello?
111. Posted by stoj | February 9, 2005 9:41 PM |
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Posted on February 9, 2005 21:41
112. Posted by Mark J | February 10, 2005 1:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, I'm late, but this one was too good to keep to myself:
"Like four race cards and a joker to a poker game."
!!MUST CREDIT MARK JAQUITH!! ;-)
112. Posted by Mark J | February 10, 2005 1:48 AM |
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Posted on February 10, 2005 01:48