He might not die from his wounds, but he won't be continuing his bloodline either...
LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.In potentially related news the creator of Dolly the cloned sheep has gotten a human cloning license.
Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.
But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.
Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.






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Will that make the Guinness... (Below threshold)1. Posted by ridgerunner | February 8, 2005 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Will that make the Guinness book of records?
1. Posted by ridgerunner | February 8, 2005 10:08 AM |
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Posted on February 8, 2005 10:08
2. Posted by Just Me | February 8, 2005 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So does he think they can grow back or something?
2. Posted by Just Me | February 8, 2005 10:13 AM |
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Posted on February 8, 2005 10:13
3. Posted by Maggie | February 8, 2005 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"but he won't be continuing his bloodlines either"...well that's good news....we have enough stupid people in the world, thank you.
Seems like this guy is in the running for top ten...he did the world a favor!
3. Posted by Maggie | February 8, 2005 10:42 AM |
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Posted on February 8, 2005 10:42
4. Posted by julie | February 8, 2005 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know how some mental illnesses or manisfestations of mental illness may at one time be rare but become more and more common? For example: anorexia/buliemia or cutting. I wonder if cutting off genitalia is also gaining in popularity.
4. Posted by julie | February 8, 2005 11:06 AM |
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Posted on February 8, 2005 11:06
5. Posted by Rightwingsparkle | February 8, 2005 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So does he think they can grow back or something?
That's what 35 beers will do to you.
5. Posted by Rightwingsparkle | February 8, 2005 12:37 PM |
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Posted on February 8, 2005 12:37
6. Posted by Rod Stanton | February 8, 2005 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Talk about going nuts!
6. Posted by Rod Stanton | February 8, 2005 1:01 PM |
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Posted on February 8, 2005 13:01
7. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 8, 2005 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A man of his word should not make idle promises.
7. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 8, 2005 1:03 PM |
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Posted on February 8, 2005 13:03
8. Posted by RightWingDuck | February 8, 2005 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, he really did it?
Man, that guy has balls - well, actually - not anymore.
8. Posted by RightWingDuck | February 8, 2005 1:05 PM |
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Posted on February 8, 2005 13:05
9. Posted by McGehee | February 8, 2005 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wouldn't blame the beer. It was the shoddy workmanship on the leather straps -- watch for news of him suing the straitjacket manufacturer.
9. Posted by McGehee | February 8, 2005 4:36 PM |
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Posted on February 8, 2005 16:36
10. Posted by PTG | February 8, 2005 5:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
First its self-emasculation, then Rob Hackney's suggestion of female circumcision in the comments to the sex-crazed teacher story. Sexual mayhem gaining in popularity? I need a vacation.
10. Posted by PTG | February 8, 2005 5:35 PM |
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Posted on February 8, 2005 17:35
11. Posted by Not in My Name | February 8, 2005 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know the story says he said, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," but aren't you just sure what he really said was, "If Wales win, I'll cut me balls off, I will."
11. Posted by Not in My Name | February 8, 2005 5:52 PM |
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Posted on February 8, 2005 17:52
12. Posted by firstbrokenangel | February 8, 2005 6:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Exactly Rod! You beat me to it.
Cindy
12. Posted by firstbrokenangel | February 8, 2005 6:23 PM |
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Posted on February 8, 2005 18:23
13. Posted by OneDrummer | February 9, 2005 3:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is there any coinky-dink that this post appeared directly above the Dean 'Arrrgggghhhh' picture?
13. Posted by OneDrummer | February 9, 2005 3:28 AM |
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Posted on February 9, 2005 03:28