Ten stories you might have missed about folks who should have known it wasn't going to be their day...
- If you're a 64 year-old high school driving instructor standing behind the car. [Link]
If you own a gas station but don't know how to work the computers that set the pump price...[Link]
You get in a car crash and the paramedics bag and tag you, even though you're not dead. [Link]
If your nickname is Mr. DWI. [Link]
You're a washed up actor facing a drug test and using a prosthetic penis to fake the results sounds like a good plan. [Link]
You're a bank robber and your stick-up note reads, "This is a robri. Gimme all your money kwik." [Link]
You run a college newspaper and publish a picture of a Page 3-type girl type. [Link]
You're so stoned you need your kids to roll your joints. [Link]
You're an NBC programming exec, and you think Paris Hilton playing Barbara Eden is a good idea. [Link]
You're co-ordinating tsunami relief efforts and receive a shipment of donated winter jackets, thong underwear, and Viagra. [Link]
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#3 My prediction: After th... (Below threshold)1. Posted by John S. | February 12, 2005 3:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
#3 My prediction: After the sleazy lawyer fest and the million dollar settlements, they'll quietly turn off the life support equipment because Larry Green is in fact dead.
1. Posted by John S. | February 12, 2005 3:16 AM |
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Posted on February 12, 2005 03:16
2. Posted by melior | February 12, 2005 3:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
11. The latest polls show your disapproval rating with America has hit 54%.
2. Posted by melior | February 12, 2005 3:54 AM |
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Posted on February 12, 2005 03:54
3. Posted by mesablue | February 12, 2005 5:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey melior,
Gunker or Eason? Which would you take?
Go back to the playground (DU or Kos, take your choice), recess is over.
Why would you go stupid on a humor post?
Oh, that's right, you guys have no humor.
It's all just serious in moonbat land.
Keep up the good work.
I'm counting on you.
YEEEAAARRRGH!
3. Posted by mesablue | February 12, 2005 5:32 AM |
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Posted on February 12, 2005 05:32
4. Posted by Rod Stanton | February 12, 2005 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Riley heard all the ads about making it up with volume. Now he knows the adds were lies, Sometimes the school of hard knocks is the best school.
4. Posted by Rod Stanton | February 12, 2005 7:31 AM |
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Posted on February 12, 2005 07:31
5. Posted by Rod Stanton | February 12, 2005 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zeller is just one of many reasons why W needs to put some spine in Frist and get some responsible judges on benches in this country. Or replace Frist with someone with spine. Out on Bail?!
5. Posted by Rod Stanton | February 12, 2005 7:57 AM |
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Posted on February 12, 2005 07:57
6. Posted by callejo | February 12, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
#10. SO that's where my viagra went.
6. Posted by callejo | February 12, 2005 10:51 AM |
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Posted on February 12, 2005 10:51
7. Posted by melior | February 12, 2005 12:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hahaha! The truth is so painful, isn't it?
Couldn't even try to make up a response... asstard.
7. Posted by melior | February 12, 2005 12:42 PM |
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Posted on February 12, 2005 12:42
8. Posted by Jolly Roger | February 12, 2005 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
#13
You just turned 30. Oh wait, that would be me.
8. Posted by Jolly Roger | February 12, 2005 1:34 PM |
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Posted on February 12, 2005 13:34
9. Posted by melior | February 12, 2005 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the 50- to 64-year-old group, disapproval of Bush Jr. is now 56%. And among those 65 or older, it's 65%. (latest AP poll)
A clear majority of Americans must now hate America!
9. Posted by melior | February 12, 2005 2:07 PM |
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Posted on February 12, 2005 14:07
10. Posted by blackbird4739 | February 12, 2005 9:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A recent poll found support for President Bush at 57%. In fact, most recent polls seem to indicate that support for President Bush is pretty good.
Sorry melior, your AP poll must be an outlier.
10. Posted by blackbird4739 | February 12, 2005 9:47 PM |
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Posted on February 12, 2005 21:47