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Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: February 18, 2005 - 8:09 PM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following photo.

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice pauses during a program celebrating African American History month at the State Department on Friday, Feb. 18, 2005 in Washington. Rice is the first African American woman to hold the title of Secretary of State. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)


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Comments (122)

I'm Making it!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by cowboy blob | February 18, 2005 9:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cowboy blob:

I'm Making it!

1. Posted by cowboy blob | February 18, 2005 9:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:02

"I'm Condi Rice, and I'm a ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by david | February 18, 2005 9:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
david:

"I'm Condi Rice, and I'm a WHOOOOLE lotta woman!"

2. Posted by david | February 18, 2005 9:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:02

"Thanks for inviting me to ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by mcg | February 18, 2005 9:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mcg:

"Thanks for inviting me to speak today. I believe you're the first largely liberal audience to actually acknowledge that I'm black."

3. Posted by mcg | February 18, 2005 9:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:06

DEFINED.... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by liberalstastelikechicken | February 18, 2005 9:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
liberalstastelikechicken:

DEFINED.

4. Posted by liberalstastelikechicken | February 18, 2005 9:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:15

GEORGE! Stop that! I'm try... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Hesa Indepodium | February 18, 2005 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hesa Indepodium:

GEORGE! Stop that! I'm trying to give a speech!

5. Posted by Hesa Indepodium | February 18, 2005 9:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:23

I'm Secretary of State, I a... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 18, 2005 9:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

I'm Secretary of State, I am!

(You know...it's a play on "I'm Henry the VIIIth, I am!". Right. If I hafta explain it, not good enough to win...)

6. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 18, 2005 9:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:28

"...And now, SecState. Robe... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Bryan | February 18, 2005 9:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bryan:

"...And now, SecState. Robert Byrd has got to be crapping his underoos about now..."

7. Posted by Bryan | February 18, 2005 9:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:32

Small voice inside...... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by rocketman | February 18, 2005 9:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rocketman:

Small voice inside...

"Hillary Who?"

8. Posted by rocketman | February 18, 2005 9:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:44

Howard Dean can kiss my ass... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 9:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Howard Dean can kiss my ass!

9. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 9:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:54

Damn Right!... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by mesablue | February 18, 2005 9:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mesablue:

Damn Right!

10. Posted by mesablue | February 18, 2005 9:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:57

44 is a good nicknam... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 9:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

44 is a good nickname to have, isn't it?

11. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 9:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 21:59

Powell has left the buildin... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Randy N. Townley, M.A. | February 18, 2005 10:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Randy N. Townley, M.A.:

Powell has left the building!

12. Posted by Randy N. Townley, M.A. | February 18, 2005 10:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:02

A Star is Born!!!... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by DD | February 18, 2005 10:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DD:

A Star is Born!!!

13. Posted by DD | February 18, 2005 10:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:07

John Kerry - nuance this...... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 10:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

John Kerry - nuance this....

14. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 10:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:08

I'm thinking it, but I'm no... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by twolaneflash | February 18, 2005 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

I'm thinking it, but I'm not going to say it!

15. Posted by twolaneflash | February 18, 2005 10:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:12

Anything you can do, I can ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by twolaneflash | February 18, 2005 10:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

Anything you can do, I can do better!

16. Posted by twolaneflash | February 18, 2005 10:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:18

I know a lot of you would r... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Remy Logan | February 18, 2005 10:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Remy Logan:

I know a lot of you would rather be seeing a liberal white male standing here, than this country's first black female Secretary of State. Just get over it, okay.

17. Posted by Remy Logan | February 18, 2005 10:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:19

In the words of Brother Ric... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by oej | February 18, 2005 10:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
oej:

In the words of Brother Richard...Kiss My Rich Black Ass!

18. Posted by oej | February 18, 2005 10:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:19

You think the DNC could get... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Kathleen | February 18, 2005 10:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kathleen:

You think the DNC could get this many people of intelligence into a single room?

19. Posted by Kathleen | February 18, 2005 10:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:22

Say it loud... I'm black, i... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 10:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Say it loud... I'm black, i'm proud.... and I earned it!!!

20. Posted by OneDrummer | February 18, 2005 10:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:30

2008?... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Keely | February 18, 2005 10:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Keely:

2008?

21. Posted by Keely | February 18, 2005 10:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:47

"Hi, Mom!"... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by m | February 18, 2005 10:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
m:

"Hi, Mom!"

22. Posted by m | February 18, 2005 10:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 22:55

Yeah, that's right, I'm her... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by The Zero Boss | February 18, 2005 11:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Zero Boss:

Yeah, that's right, I'm here - so FUCK y'all.

23. Posted by The Zero Boss | February 18, 2005 11:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 23:08

Hello, World!!! Read... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Amelia Rosales | February 18, 2005 11:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Amelia Rosales:

Hello, World!!! Ready or not, here I come!

24. Posted by Amelia Rosales | February 18, 2005 11:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 23:16

"I can't wait for the Presi... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Laurence Simon | February 18, 2005 11:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

"I can't wait for the Presidency, so I'm running for Pope."

25. Posted by Laurence Simon | February 18, 2005 11:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 23:17

Brothers, I learned a long ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Newzilla | February 18, 2005 11:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Newzilla:

Brothers, I learned a long time ago to imagine the audience was naked ... will someday say Amen!

26. Posted by Newzilla | February 18, 2005 11:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 23:24

Nobody does it better... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by arb | February 18, 2005 11:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
arb:

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby you're the best.

27. Posted by arb | February 18, 2005 11:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 23:39

Some read about Afro-Americ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by D. Carter | February 18, 2005 11:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

Some read about Afro-American history; I'm MAKING it.

28. Posted by D. Carter | February 18, 2005 11:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 23:50

Howard Dean is vanquished b... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by D. Carter | February 18, 2005 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

Howard Dean is vanquished by the "kitchen help".

29. Posted by D. Carter | February 18, 2005 11:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 18, 2005 23:51

Kathleen should win it... E... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by oej | February 18, 2005 11:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
oej:

Kathleen should win it... Excellent post!

oej

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Posted on February 18, 2005 23:54

Mr. Dean, this hotel staffe... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | February 19, 2005 12:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin P. Craver:

Mr. Dean, this hotel staffer would like to say, for the record, that Ben & Jerry's sucks.

31. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | February 19, 2005 12:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:06

With Depends, I can do anyt... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

With Depends, I can do anything!

32. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:28

Yep, my husband discovered ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

Yep, my husband discovered Viagra!

33. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:29

"Alive, famous and positive... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Hodink | February 19, 2005 12:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"Alive, famous and positively significant? Wynton, Tiger, Beyonce, Nelson, B.B., Oprah, Usher, Colin, Shaq, Obama, Cosby, Foxx, Angelou, Quincy, Snoop, Justice Clarence, Muhammad Ali, "Dr. J", Queen Latifah and me. Why?"

34. Posted by Hodink | February 19, 2005 12:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:30

With my first AA meeting, I... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

With my first AA meeting, I'd like to say that my name is Condi and I'm a conservative.....

35. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:30

Raise your hands if your su... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

Raise your hands if your sure!

36. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:33

Think any democrats can get... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

Think any democrats can get this many white people in one room? Too bad we don't have the serving staff here!

37. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 12:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:33

One of the key points of Pr... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Al | February 19, 2005 12:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al:

One of the key points of President Rice's career was near the beginning, when she, as Secretary of State, seduced the European Union into getting a clue.

38. Posted by Al | February 19, 2005 12:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:35

"In conclusion, I have deve... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Hermoine | February 19, 2005 12:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hermoine:

"In conclusion, I have developed a new lipstick called Condi Apple Red. I invite you ladies and those men among you who wear lipsick to try it."

39. Posted by Hermoine | February 19, 2005 12:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:37

ooops ... lipstick... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Hermoine | February 19, 2005 12:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hermoine:

ooops ... lipstick

40. Posted by Hermoine | February 19, 2005 12:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:39

Dy-No-Mite!!!!... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Eric | February 19, 2005 12:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Dy-No-Mite!!!!

41. Posted by Eric | February 19, 2005 12:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 00:52

Hooked on Phonics worked fo... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 1:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

Hooked on Phonics worked for Me!

42. Posted by Henry | February 19, 2005 1:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 19, 2005 01:08

(whispering) psst psst miz ... (Below threshold)

43. Pos