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Winston Churchill once allegedly stated that the Royal Navy's greatest traditions were rum, sodomy, and the lash.
According to this story, all they're missing now is the lash.
You may commence with the "seamen" jokes, the "going down with the ship" jokes, the "dive! dive! dive!" jokes, and the like.
J.
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Comments (19)
Where can you find pleasure... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Janette | February 22, 2005 7:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
on the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
when your team and others meet.
In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.
1. Posted by Janette | February 22, 2005 7:07 AM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 07:07
2. Posted by Nylarthotep | February 22, 2005 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah, and no cannabalism.
HT to Monty Python
"There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when
I say none, I mean there is a certain amount." - Sir John Cunningham
2. Posted by Nylarthotep | February 22, 2005 8:06 AM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 08:06
3. Posted by Macker | February 22, 2005 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Janette: you forgot the rest of the refrain:
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
3. Posted by Macker | February 22, 2005 8:13 AM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 08:13
4. Posted by Janette | February 22, 2005 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Macker: You're right, I missed the most relevent part!
4. Posted by Janette | February 22, 2005 8:18 AM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 08:18
5. Posted by bsp | February 22, 2005 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Lower the periscope and fire one"- Dan Rather overheard whilst in CBS' restroom.....
5. Posted by bsp | February 22, 2005 9:24 AM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 09:24
6. Posted by bsp | February 22, 2005 9:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm a dedicated muffdiver myself seeking the elusive bearded clam....
6. Posted by bsp | February 22, 2005 9:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2005 09:27
7. Posted by Master of None | February 22, 2005 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where else can you rise to the title of "Rear Admiral"
7. Posted by Master of None | February 22, 2005 9:39 AM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 09:39
8. Posted by jmaster | February 22, 2005 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now I feel somewhat vindicated for my “Run Silent, Run Deep Throat” movie title from last week.
Jay, any chance I can be retroactively upgraded from my dis-honorable mention to an honorable mention? Maybe in a “Life Imitates Art” category?
8. Posted by jmaster | February 22, 2005 10:46 AM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 10:46
9. Posted by Marty | February 22, 2005 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know I had a 'Poop Deck" joke around here somewhere.... I just don't know where I put it. Damn. Doncha just hate when that happens.
9. Posted by Marty | February 22, 2005 10:47 AM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 10:47
10. Posted by Chris W. | February 22, 2005 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Smithers: "I think women and seamen don't mix."
C. Montgomery Burns: "We know what YOU think."
10. Posted by Chris W. | February 22, 2005 11:49 AM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 11:49
11. Posted by McGehee | February 22, 2005 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marty, maybe it fell into the bathwater...
11. Posted by McGehee | February 22, 2005 1:09 PM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 13:09
12. Posted by DragonLady | February 22, 2005 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From what I've heard "It ain't gay underway."
12. Posted by DragonLady | February 22, 2005 2:37 PM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 14:37
13. Posted by bsp | February 22, 2005 3:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Blow the man.........down?"
13. Posted by bsp | February 22, 2005 3:58 PM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 15:58
14. Posted by bsp | February 22, 2005 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Butt Pirate
14. Posted by bsp | February 22, 2005 3:59 PM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 15:59
15. Posted by Montezuma | February 22, 2005 5:33 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In the Navy, we have made a new plan,
In the Navy, you can make it with a man,
In the Navy, you can smoke a lot of dope,
In the Navy, just don't bend over for the soap,
In the Navy,we sing the national anthum,
In the Navy, you can take it up the bum,
We want you, We want you,
We want you, and your a*****e, too!
15. Posted by Montezuma | February 22, 2005 5:33 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2005 17:33
16. Posted by Dodo David | February 22, 2005 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New British Navy recruitment ad:
"Join the Navy. Take showers with dozens of men and get paid for it."
New British Navy Motto:
"The British Navy - Where Mates really are mates."
16. Posted by Dodo David | February 22, 2005 6:04 PM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 18:04
17. Posted by Instafaggot | February 22, 2005 7:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Montyz@hotmail.com:
It's not your assholes that we're interested in. We're all bottoms, so it's your big cock that we really crave. Join up, baby!
17. Posted by Instafaggot | February 22, 2005 7:30 PM |
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Posted on February 22, 2005 19:30
18. Posted by Tim Worstall | February 23, 2005 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unfotunately the rum ration went out in the 1960s. Replaced with a beer ration. Father was most upset.
18. Posted by Tim Worstall | February 23, 2005 10:37 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2005 10:37
19. Posted by Mikec | February 24, 2005 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At first I thought you attributed the quote to Ward Churchill. I actually had to return to this blog to re-read it. I think I'm overloaded with current events. agh.
MikeC
19. Posted by Mikec | February 24, 2005 9:24 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2005 09:24