Last weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ languished without a winner, a situation that was entirely my fault. With Condi's fashion sense in the news today it's a perfect opportunity to finally publish the winning entries for this picture:
1) (Kathleen) - "You think the DNC could get this many people of intelligence into a single room?"
2) (Rodney Dill) - "Not shown in Picture: Ted Kennedy choking on a dinner roll."
3) (Jay Tea) - "...and as of this moment, ANYONE who uses the phrase 'like white on Rice' will face SEVERE legal penalties."
Honorable Mention
4) (Hesa Indepodium) - "GEORGE! Stop that! I'm trying to give a speech!"
5) (Fustian) - "Condi shares a stage with all of the black Clinton cabinet members."
6) (D. Carter) - "Howard Dean is vanquished by the 'kitchen help.'"
Until 10 minutes from now...
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Kneel before Zog.... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Literally Retarded | February 25, 2005 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kneel before Zog.
1. Posted by Literally Retarded | February 25, 2005 2:19 PM |
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Posted on February 25, 2005 14:19
2. Posted by Salt Lick | February 25, 2005 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thank you, and yes, Ted Rall's skin looks wonderful on that wall."
2. Posted by Salt Lick | February 25, 2005 2:31 PM |
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Posted on February 25, 2005 14:31
3. Posted by hobgoblin | February 25, 2005 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What? No, "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
[offstage] "ack, corgle, ack"
I really like those boots from the other day. Hopefully Condi will run for Pres in that outfit. Not dominatrix in the least, just elegant and powerful style - the velvet hammer.
3. Posted by hobgoblin | February 25, 2005 2:40 PM |
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Posted on February 25, 2005 14:40
4. Posted by OneDrummer | February 25, 2005 2:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hob, I wholeheartedly agree... decided I would buy my wife some of them boots.....
4. Posted by OneDrummer | February 25, 2005 2:43 PM |
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Posted on February 25, 2005 14:43
5. Posted by Schwerv | February 25, 2005 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Im sorry, but I must protest the outcome of this week's Caption Contest. This Ted Kennedy joke is a long standing classic. It can be told in almost any situation and still remain moderately funny. For proof of this status, look into past weeks contests, this joke is applicable to just about every one of them and everyone should give a chuckle. To say that it deserves a #2 ranking over the "white on rice" joke is a bit... dishonest...
Perhaps dishonest is a bit harsh, but this outcome gives me a sick feeling. A feeling like that poor dinner roll must must have had when it realized it was stuck in that puffy, greasy, fat head.
5. Posted by Schwerv | February 25, 2005 2:50 PM |
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Posted on February 25, 2005 14:50
6. Posted by mantis | February 25, 2005 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is it the 26th already?
6. Posted by mantis | February 25, 2005 2:56 PM |
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Posted on February 25, 2005 14:56
7. Posted by Paul | February 25, 2005 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why not change the name to "week-long caption contest?"
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7. Posted by Paul | February 25, 2005 3:08 PM |
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Posted on February 25, 2005 15:08
8. Posted by Chris W. | February 25, 2005 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am smarter than every Democrat in the United States put together, and I'm DAMN proud of it!
8. Posted by Chris W. | February 25, 2005 3:10 PM |
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Posted on February 25, 2005 15:10
9. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 25, 2005 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Schwerv, Yea, but, what was not said in the caption was that Condi threw the dinner roll.
Thanks Kevin
9. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 25, 2005 4:22 PM |
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Posted on February 25, 2005 16:22
10. Posted by John S | February 25, 2005 5:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Am I the only one that thinks she is a very sexy woman?
10. Posted by John S | February 25, 2005 5:42 PM |
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Posted on February 25, 2005 17:42
11. Posted by Kathleen | February 25, 2005 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, I finally won one! Thanks, Kevin! (and that $20 will be on the way shortly)
11. Posted by Kathleen | February 25, 2005 5:52 PM |
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Posted on February 25, 2005 17:52