This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ featured none other than the ever-so-trashy Britney Spears. There was lots of Britney news (rumors of pregnancy again) out there, but most went the cheap and easy route (much like Britney herself) for guffaws. Here are the winning entries for this picture:
1) (wavemaker) - "Yuk -- who is that fat slut with the cig in her mouth??? OMFG, it's ME!!!"
2) (Aaron's Rantblog) - "Damned kabbalah didn't help me get rid of 3 of my 4 chins."
3) (dooley) - "Hay Kay-vun, thuh hint for five acrosst sayz, 'washed up skank...' Its two wurdz and starts wif B-R-I-T and endz wif E-A-R-S."
Honorable Mention
4) (CGHill) - "Hmmm. Where can I get one of those 'feeding tubes' I'm always hearing about?"
5) (Mike) - "South Beach diet my ass! I've been here 2 weeks and haven't lost a pound!"
6) (Mark L) - "I swear, next year it's back to the top of the FHM List!"
Dishonorable Mention
For an image we really shouldn't be forced to imagine...
(Brian) - "Hmm...Dick Cheney....yummy.... Dammit, now I have to go change my bikini bottom."
Until next Friday...
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Comments (10)
THAT is Brittany Spears? Ha... (Below threshold)1. Posted by firstbrokenangel | March 28, 2005 4:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
THAT is Brittany Spears? Had no clue.
Cindy
1. Posted by firstbrokenangel | March 28, 2005 4:28 AM |
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Posted on March 28, 2005 04:28
2. Posted by governor_breck | March 28, 2005 6:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I dunno, I think she looks kinda hot with some meat on her bones. I always thought she looked scrawny - like a little girl. Now she looks like a real woman. "Juicy, Junior, reaaaal juicy."
2. Posted by governor_breck | March 28, 2005 6:55 AM |
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Posted on March 28, 2005 06:55
3. Posted by dig it | March 28, 2005 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
i bet her pooty smells weird
like tomato soup
i have been with several bible-belter girls who turned into sluts and their pooties smelled like tomato soup
3. Posted by dig it | March 28, 2005 2:02 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2005 14:02
4. Posted by firstbrokenangel | March 28, 2005 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You two guys are gross.
I didn't know who the picture was of when I saw it but you two are gross trolls.
Cindy
4. Posted by firstbrokenangel | March 28, 2005 4:40 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2005 16:40
5. Posted by firstbrokenangel | March 28, 2005 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The winners of this caption are also rude and gross, Kevin - how can you accept answers like that? Men are so disgusting.
Cindy
5. Posted by firstbrokenangel | March 28, 2005 4:42 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2005 16:42
6. Posted by Ray Midge | March 28, 2005 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here's a little somethin' a different photo that day at the beach revealed.
6. Posted by Ray Midge | March 28, 2005 4:46 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2005 16:46
7. Posted by Henry | March 28, 2005 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ray Midge, check this out, what is the truth?
7. Posted by Henry | March 28, 2005 6:17 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2005 18:17
8. Posted by Ray Midge | March 28, 2005 6:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry: The mystery deepens.
One thing is certain, however, if you look at my photo comparison: the girl is smart enough to be able to hang onto a pair of sunglasses for more than 2 weeks. With that alone, she's already smarter than me. Give the girl credit.
8. Posted by Ray Midge | March 28, 2005 6:23 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2005 18:23
9. Posted by Cao | March 29, 2005 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeesh. You can take the trash out of the trailor but you can't take the trailor out of the trash.
Or something like that.
9. Posted by Cao | March 29, 2005 5:55 PM |
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Posted on March 29, 2005 17:55
10. Posted by Drew | August 15, 2005 7:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Her legs are still super sexy even with some extra meat.
10. Posted by Drew | August 15, 2005 7:38 PM |
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Posted on August 15, 2005 19:38