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Coming Soon To UPN - Britney Loves Cletus

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Britney bares all. Pop star, hubby topline UPN show [Variety]

Britney, Kevin Sleep Apart [PageSix]


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Comments (23)

After thinking it over, the... (Below threshold)
Retread:

After thinking it over, there really isn't any thing to say about this decision by the UPN. Think I'll go back to watching my radio.

This picture would make an ... (Below threshold)
Steve L.:

This picture would make an excellent Caption Contest photo.

I just threw up on my keybo... (Below threshold)
Insomniac:

I just threw up on my keyboard. Thank you SO much.

I wonder if one of the six ... (Below threshold)
julie:

I wonder if one of the six episodes of their “courtship, engagement and wedding” will be dedicated to the pre-nup.

Why doesn't she just pose n... (Below threshold)
dodgeman:

Why doesn't she just pose nude, then crank out a few pron vids while she's still young enough to attract attention? I mean, it is inevitable. So go ahead and get on with it. No one wants to see a 38 year old Brittany in gangbang 13, so the profit factor is dropping fast.

Oh, and she could invite the Olsen twins to do a scene or two in the videos also. Guaranteed to go solid gold.

Hmm...Michael Jack... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Hmm...

Michael Jackson used to be famous for grabbing his own crotch in public.

Now he's on trial for grabbing little boy's crotches.

Britney is becoming renowned for grabbing her second husband's crotch in public.

Any bets on when she'll announce she's leaving the "music" business to become a high-school teacher?

J.

If they wind up cancelling ... (Below threshold)

If they wind up cancelling Veronica Mars for this crap, I'm going to lose it....

She is a paradigm of class,... (Below threshold)

She is a paradigm of class, isn't she?

She and Paris Hilton.

Two women who prove that you don't have to be poor to be white trash.

More proof that you can tak... (Below threshold)

More proof that you can take the trash out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the trash.

Caption: Well this is how M... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Caption: Well this is how Michael showed me how to grab a guy's crotch!"

If no one reads, prints, writes about Britney, et al, will they all go away? Please!

Steve L. quotes: "This p... (Below threshold)

Steve L. quotes: "This picture would make an excellent Caption Contest photo."

He's right! It's already started and here's my 2 cents...

Britney: Now if you'll excuse us I have some c**k to suck!
Cletus: See I told you so! I didn't even have to train her at all!

Well, she is ... (Below threshold)
Ed:

Well, she is from Louisiana, right?

Would it be crass of me to ... (Below threshold)
Old Coot:

Would it be crass of me to mention her belly and thighs? Grab your OED and look up the term "butter-hog", her picture should be there.

As my wife would say, "Clas... (Below threshold)

As my wife would say, "Class on the hoof."

My kind of gal -- just can'... (Below threshold)
McCain:

My kind of gal -- just can't take her home to mother.

From the page six article i... (Below threshold)
OregonMuse:

From the page six article is this gem:

An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian's dog, Porkchop — and that would be incest.

...

For the record, Bit Bit is a chihuahua and Porkchop is a bulldog.

Can Ms. Spears really be that dumb?

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Faith+1:

14:59...
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An emergency meeting was... (Below threshold)
mesablue:

An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian's dog, Porkchop

The offspring to be named Pork Bit was announced as the new ad face for the snack food of the same name to be hawked by Bill Klintin and Co.

Paris Hilton's dog, Suck Suck, was said to be in hiding.

Steve L. quotes: "This p... (Below threshold)
Darkmage:

Steve L. quotes: "This picture would make an excellent Caption Contest photo."

Great idea! Here you go:

"Sometimes you feel like a nut..."

It's clearly a physical, he... (Below threshold)
bullwinkle:

It's clearly a physical, he's got his head turned and a cigarette to help him cough. I just hope they moved back inside for the prostate exam.

These are the same people t... (Below threshold)
Red:

These are the same people that complain when paparazzi the won't leave them alone, right?

Maybe the caption should be...

Suddenly it became apparent that Britany did not properly hear she was supposed to do Hand Jive.


JAYTO...YOU BEAT ME TO IT!<... (Below threshold)
Maggie:

JAYTO...YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!

Evil minds run together I guess... ;D

Her parents must be really ... (Below threshold)
Pat:

Her parents must be really proud.




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