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Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™***. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

S President George Bush looks on as French President Jacques Chirac kisses the hand of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, and former US President Bill Clinton looks the other way, second from top right, after the funeral mass for Pope John Paul II in St. Peter's Square at the Vatican, Friday, April 8, 2005. Sitting looking at Chirac kissing Rice's hand is First Lady Laura Bush. At bottom left, is King Juan Carlos of Spain and Queen Sofia with black hat; at top left, UN Secretary General Kofi Annan. In background behind President Bush, Palestinian Qureia, widely known as Abu Ala (AP Photo/Andrew Medichini)


Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

*** - Upon further reflection I've decided that the OJ picture was a poor choice. I should have known better than to try an pick the WCC image on Thursday evening. Sorry to the seven people who entered a caption for the old photo before I made the switch. It will be a much better contest with the current picture...

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Comments (98)

Bush: Tell you what, Jack,... (Below threshold)

Bush: Tell you what, Jack, after you're done there, I've got a couple ass-cheeks that you should kiss.

Ah brown sugar how come you... (Below threshold)
tom west:

Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good

Never bite the hand that fe... (Below threshold)
LadyDi:

Never bite the hand that feeds you.

Check your fingers Condi, m... (Below threshold)

Check your fingers Condi, make sure your rings are still there.

1) Chirac: What is thy bidd... (Below threshold)

1) Chirac: What is thy bidding my master...
Rice: You can kiss my hand for starters, then my ass

2) (Rice thought bubble) Will someone from the Secret Service get me an antiseptic - Chirac kissed my hand and god only knows where else he kissed when he met with Saddam.

3) (Chirac thought bubble) If I kiss her hand this way, she might decide to let France off easy this time for double crossing the US yet again...

4) (Rice thought bubble) No way I'm letting this sweet-talking windbag off for messing with Dubya. He wont see my other hand coming as I bitchslap him silly.

5) (Dubya thought bubble) zzzzzz. Oh, Ricey, will you please bitchslap Chirac for me when you get a chance.

6) Woman smiling in back (thought bubble) I know what you're thinking. I knew that picture was being taken, but I don't care. I'm not wearing any underwear.

Heh. Wait till he finds out... (Below threshold)
Matt:

Heh. Wait till he finds out where my hand has been...

GWB: I must not squeeze Con... (Below threshold)
Rob Read:

GWB: I must not squeeze Condi's Arse,
I must not squeeze Condi's Arse,
I must not squeeze Condi's Arse.

(Rice thought bubble) Yuk.... (Below threshold)
Radios:

(Rice thought bubble) Yuk. Never thought I'd meet Pepe Le Pew in Rome. Gotta wash this hand fast.

Bush: "Heh. If it were me ... (Below threshold)
Mike:

Bush: "Heh. If it were me it'd be my ass."

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By the way, who is standing next to Bush - is that Donald Rumsfeld in drag?

Bush--"I've got my hand on ... (Below threshold)
Doug:

Bush--"I've got my hand on my wallet.I'm not letting that weasel Chirac distract us while Koffi picks our pocket again!"

"We call it 'Freedom Kiss' ... (Below threshold)

"We call it 'Freedom Kiss' now, Jacques, and there's still no way in Hell I'll give you one. Now shut up and kiss my ring."

Dubya: Gosh, How am I gonna... (Below threshold)
Heymike:

Dubya: Gosh, How am I gonna explain THIS to the cleaners??

In his haste to heal relati... (Below threshold)
Stan25:

In his haste to heal relations with the United States, Jacqcue Chirac kisses the wrong boby part.

Must ... feed ... must ... ... (Below threshold)

Must ... feed ... must ... feed ...

Thank you Jacques, and as s... (Below threshold)

Thank you Jacques, and as soon I can trust you enough to turn my back, you may kiss me where it counts.

Is that Kofi behind Bush?</... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Is that Kofi behind Bush?

If so, the caption has to be:

"Me next, me next, remember all of those oil-for-food francs I got for you and your party?" says Kofi

Not a caption, but I'm lovi... (Below threshold)
Pat:

Not a caption, but I'm lovin' that smirk on GW's face. I'm sure it translates, "Lying a--hole."

Bush thought bubble: " ... (Below threshold)

Bush thought bubble: " ."


Bush thought bubble: "Heh...and now, like in that Three Stooges episode I watched last night, Heh...she can grab his nose in her two fingers and...Heh Heh Heh...."

Bush thought bubble:<... (Below threshold)

Bush thought bubble:

"Wonder what conditioner she uses."

smiling lady in the back mi... (Below threshold)

smiling lady in the back middle with black hair thought bubble:

"Ohmygosh... so embarassing ... are they taking *my* picture yet again?"

Chirac: "Please. Please le... (Below threshold)
Steven L.:

Chirac: "Please. Please let go; you are hurting me."

Condi: "I learned this from Rummy -- 'Eagle Claw Death Grip' -- Who's your momma? WHO'S YOUR MOMMA, B*TCH?!"

Chirac: [whimpers]

Condi: "Wait'll weas... (Below threshold)

Condi: "Wait'll weasel-boy finds out I'm going to be elected the next Pope."

Thought bubble of Clergy... (Below threshold)

Thought bubble of Clergyman in front with glasses: "There is a great disturbance in the Force, as though the avatars of good and evil have come together very nearby..."

Bush thought bubble:... (Below threshold)

Bush thought bubble: "I will not look down Condi's blouse. I will not look down Condi's blouse. I -- oh, $#!t, I looked down Condi's blouse."

"Mmm, next please allow me ... (Below threshold)
Governor Breck:

"Mmm, next please allow me to kiss your elegant feet, Madame Secretary."

President Bush thought b... (Below threshold)
-S-:

President Bush thought bubble:

"Must...not...laugh...must...not...laugh...must...remain...stoic...must...not...start...laughing..."

"Ah mademoiselle, I weel gi... (Below threshold)
Chrees:

"Ah mademoiselle, I weel gift you with a pearl necklace from the French peeeple."

Meanwhile, Kofi Annan conte... (Below threshold)
-S-:

Meanwhile, Kofi Annan contemplates biting President Bush's neck...

Just warming up for Kofi...... (Below threshold)
Chrees:

Just warming up for Kofi...

An awkward kiss from Jacque... (Below threshold)

An awkward kiss from Jacques Chirac was made even more so when he realized he was standing next to Donald Rumsfeld dressed in drag.

Hey, JOCK! Pull my FINGER!... (Below threshold)
ClusterChuck:

Hey, JOCK! Pull my FINGER!

1) Chirac, doubled over fro... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

1) Chirac, doubled over from the groin kick, struggles to dislodge Condi's right hook from his teeth.

2) Bush thought bubble: "Hope the cameras don't catch what Laura's doing kneeling down behind me. Damn, Condi's boots look really hor on her..."

3) Kofi thought bubble: "Damn that Frenchman. I wanted a shot at her."

Condi: Quit tickling my knu... (Below threshold)

Condi: Quit tickling my knuckles with your tongue, Jacques.

While Kofi Annan looks appr... (Below threshold)

While Kofi Annan looks approvingly on at what could be his portion of the take, Jacques Chirac's slick effort to lift Condi's watch is cut short as President Bush sends a text message of "Help, Thief" to the Secret Service.

Travel cost of funeral ento... (Below threshold)
Jumbo:

Travel cost of funeral entourage - $27,000

Security during stay in Rome - $183,000

Having 4 billion people see Jaques Chirac grovel now that there's a new sheriff in town - Priceless

"WormTongue, meet Saruman"<... (Below threshold)
Jumbo:

"WormTongue, meet Saruman"

Chirac bows to better man.<... (Below threshold)
Jumbo:

Chirac bows to better man.

Foreign policy insiders say... (Below threshold)
Jumbo:

Foreign policy insiders say there is growing evidence of a change in Franco-American relations.

Condi: "Careful there Jacqu... (Below threshold)
Norm:

Condi: "Careful there Jacques, don't bite the hand that feeds you...?

Even with her arm fullly ex... (Below threshold)
bullwinkle:

Even with her arm fullly extended the odor from Chirac was overwhelming. Condi and George both shared the same the same thought, "if these frog bastards were half as refined as they seem to think they would have discovered soap by now".

Condi (thought bubble) - "I... (Below threshold)