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Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: April 8, 2005 - 9:53 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™***. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

S President George Bush looks on as French President Jacques Chirac kisses the hand of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, and former US President Bill Clinton looks the other way, second from top right, after the funeral mass for Pope John Paul II in St. Peter's Square at the Vatican, Friday, April 8, 2005. Sitting looking at Chirac kissing Rice's hand is First Lady Laura Bush. At bottom left, is King Juan Carlos of Spain and Queen Sofia with black hat; at top left, UN Secretary General Kofi Annan. In background behind President Bush, Palestinian Qureia, widely known as Abu Ala (AP Photo/Andrew Medichini)


Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

*** - Upon further reflection I've decided that the OJ picture was a poor choice. I should have known better than to try an pick the WCC image on Thursday evening. Sorry to the seven people who entered a caption for the old photo before I made the switch. It will be a much better contest with the current picture...

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Comments (98)

Bush: Tell you what, Jack,... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Rob@L&R | April 8, 2005 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob@L&R:

Bush: Tell you what, Jack, after you're done there, I've got a couple ass-cheeks that you should kiss.

1. Posted by Rob@L&R | April 8, 2005 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 09:57

Ah brown sugar how come you... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by tom west | April 8, 2005 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tom west:

Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good

2. Posted by tom west | April 8, 2005 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:08

Never bite the hand that fe... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by LadyDi | April 8, 2005 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LadyDi:

Never bite the hand that feeds you.

3. Posted by LadyDi | April 8, 2005 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:08

Check your fingers Condi, m... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Tim McNabb | April 8, 2005 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim McNabb:

Check your fingers Condi, make sure your rings are still there.

4. Posted by Tim McNabb | April 8, 2005 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:09

1) Chirac: What is thy bidd... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by lawhawk | April 8, 2005 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

1) Chirac: What is thy bidding my master...
Rice: You can kiss my hand for starters, then my ass

2) (Rice thought bubble) Will someone from the Secret Service get me an antiseptic - Chirac kissed my hand and god only knows where else he kissed when he met with Saddam.

3) (Chirac thought bubble) If I kiss her hand this way, she might decide to let France off easy this time for double crossing the US yet again...

4) (Rice thought bubble) No way I'm letting this sweet-talking windbag off for messing with Dubya. He wont see my other hand coming as I bitchslap him silly.

5) (Dubya thought bubble) zzzzzz. Oh, Ricey, will you please bitchslap Chirac for me when you get a chance.

6) Woman smiling in back (thought bubble) I know what you're thinking. I knew that picture was being taken, but I don't care. I'm not wearing any underwear.

5. Posted by lawhawk | April 8, 2005 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:12

Heh. Wait till he finds out... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Matt | April 8, 2005 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Heh. Wait till he finds out where my hand has been...

6. Posted by Matt | April 8, 2005 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:18

GWB: I must not squeeze Con... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rob Read | April 8, 2005 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob Read:

GWB: I must not squeeze Condi's Arse,
I must not squeeze Condi's Arse,
I must not squeeze Condi's Arse.

7. Posted by Rob Read | April 8, 2005 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:23

(Rice thought bubble) Yuk.... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Radios | April 8, 2005 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Radios:

(Rice thought bubble) Yuk. Never thought I'd meet Pepe Le Pew in Rome. Gotta wash this hand fast.

8. Posted by Radios | April 8, 2005 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:25

Bush: "Heh. If it were me ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Mike | April 8, 2005 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

Bush: "Heh. If it were me it'd be my ass."

_______________


By the way, who is standing next to Bush - is that Donald Rumsfeld in drag?

9. Posted by Mike | April 8, 2005 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:26

Bush--"I've got my hand on ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Doug | April 8, 2005 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

Bush--"I've got my hand on my wallet.I'm not letting that weasel Chirac distract us while Koffi picks our pocket again!"

10. Posted by Doug | April 8, 2005 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:26

"We call it 'Freedom Kiss' ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 8, 2005 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

"We call it 'Freedom Kiss' now, Jacques, and there's still no way in Hell I'll give you one. Now shut up and kiss my ring."

11. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 8, 2005 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:27

Dubya: Gosh, How am I gonna... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Heymike | April 8, 2005 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heymike:

Dubya: Gosh, How am I gonna explain THIS to the cleaners??

12. Posted by Heymike | April 8, 2005 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:29

In his haste to heal relati... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Stan25 | April 8, 2005 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

In his haste to heal relations with the United States, Jacqcue Chirac kisses the wrong boby part.

13. Posted by Stan25 | April 8, 2005 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:32

Must ... feed ... must ... ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | April 8, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin P. Craver:

Must ... feed ... must ... feed ...

14. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | April 8, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:51

Thank you Jacques, and as s... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Patrick S Lasswell | April 8, 2005 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Patrick S Lasswell:

Thank you Jacques, and as soon I can trust you enough to turn my back, you may kiss me where it counts.

15. Posted by Patrick S Lasswell | April 8, 2005 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:52

Is that Kofi behind Bush?</... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by JAT0 | April 8, 2005 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Is that Kofi behind Bush?

If so, the caption has to be:

"Me next, me next, remember all of those oil-for-food francs I got for you and your party?" says Kofi

16. Posted by JAT0 | April 8, 2005 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:54

Not a caption, but I'm lovi... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Pat | April 8, 2005 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

Not a caption, but I'm lovin' that smirk on GW's face. I'm sure it translates, "Lying a--hole."

17. Posted by Pat | April 8, 2005 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:00

Bush thought bubble: " ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Beloved Leader | April 8, 2005 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beloved Leader:

Bush thought bubble: " ."


Bush thought bubble: "Heh...and now, like in that Three Stooges episode I watched last night, Heh...she can grab his nose in her two fingers and...Heh Heh Heh...."

18. Posted by Beloved Leader | April 8, 2005 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:03

Bush thought bubble:<... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Randy | April 8, 2005 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Randy:

Bush thought bubble:

"Wonder what conditioner she uses."

19. Posted by Randy | April 8, 2005 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:07

smiling lady in the back mi... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Randy | April 8, 2005 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Randy:

smiling lady in the back middle with black hair thought bubble:

"Ohmygosh... so embarassing ... are they taking *my* picture yet again?"

20. Posted by Randy | April 8, 2005 11:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:13

Chirac: "Please. Please le... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Steven L. | April 8, 2005 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steven L.:

Chirac: "Please. Please let go; you are hurting me."

Condi: "I learned this from Rummy -- 'Eagle Claw Death Grip' -- Who's your momma? WHO'S YOUR MOMMA, B*TCH?!"

Chirac: [whimpers]

21. Posted by Steven L. | April 8, 2005 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:15

Condi: "Wait'll weas... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by McGehee | April 8, 2005 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Condi: "Wait'll weasel-boy finds out I'm going to be elected the next Pope."

22. Posted by McGehee | April 8, 2005 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:21

Thought bubble of Clergy... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by McGehee | April 8, 2005 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Thought bubble of Clergyman in front with glasses: "There is a great disturbance in the Force, as though the avatars of good and evil have come together very nearby..."

23. Posted by McGehee | April 8, 2005 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:22

Bush thought bubble:... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by McGehee | April 8, 2005 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Bush thought bubble: "I will not look down Condi's blouse. I will not look down Condi's blouse. I -- oh, $#!t, I looked down Condi's blouse."

24. Posted by McGehee | April 8, 2005 11:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:23

"Mmm, next please allow me ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Governor Breck | April 8, 2005 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Governor Breck:

"Mmm, next please allow me to kiss your elegant feet, Madame Secretary."

25. Posted by Governor Breck | April 8, 2005 11:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:24

President Bush thought b... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by -S- | April 8, 2005 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

President Bush thought bubble:

"Must...not...laugh...must...not...laugh...must...remain...stoic...must...not...start...laughing..."

26. Posted by -S- | April 8, 2005 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:25

"Ah mademoiselle, I weel gi... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Chrees | April 8, 2005 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

"Ah mademoiselle, I weel gift you with a pearl necklace from the French peeeple."

27. Posted by Chrees | April 8, 2005 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:27

Meanwhile, Kofi Annan conte... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by -S- | April 8, 2005 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

Meanwhile, Kofi Annan contemplates biting President Bush's neck...

28. Posted by -S- | April 8, 2005 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:27

Just warming up for Kofi...... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Chrees | April 8, 2005 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

Just warming up for Kofi...

29. Posted by Chrees | April 8, 2005 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:29

An awkward kiss from Jacque... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Brian | April 8, 2005 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian:

An awkward kiss from Jacques Chirac was made even more so when he realized he was standing next to Donald Rumsfeld dressed in drag.

30. Posted by Brian | April 8, 2005 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:32

Hey, JOCK! Pull my FINGER!... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by ClusterChuck | April 8, 2005 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ClusterChuck:

Hey, JOCK! Pull my FINGER!

31. Posted by ClusterChuck | April 8, 2005 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:32

1) Chirac, doubled over fro... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Faith+1 | April 8, 2005 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

1) Chirac, doubled over from the groin kick, struggles to dislodge Condi's right hook from his teeth.

2) Bush thought bubble: "Hope the cameras don't catch what Laura's doing kneeling down behind me. Damn, Condi's boots look really hor on her..."

3) Kofi thought bubble: "Damn that Frenchman. I wanted a shot at her."

32. Posted by Faith+1 | April 8, 2005 11:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:34

Condi: Quit tickling my knu... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Brandon | April 8, 2005 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brandon:

Condi: Quit tickling my knuckles with your tongue, Jacques.

33. Posted by Brandon | April 8, 2005 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:36

While Kofi Annan looks appr... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Chachi | April 8, 2005 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chachi:

While Kofi Annan looks approvingly on at what could be his portion of the take, Jacques Chirac's slick effort to lift Condi's watch is cut short as President Bush sends a text message of "Help, Thief" to the Secret Service.

34. Posted by Chachi | April 8, 2005 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:42

Travel cost of funeral ento... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

Travel cost of funeral entourage - $27,000

Security during stay in Rome - $183,000

Having 4 billion people see Jaques Chirac grovel now that there's a new sheriff in town - Priceless

35. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:44

"WormTongue, meet Saruman"<... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

"WormTongue, meet Saruman"

36. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:47

Chirac bows to better man.<... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

Chirac bows to better man.

37. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:50

Foreign policy insiders say... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

Foreign policy insiders say there is growing evidence of a change in Franco-American relations.

38. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:53

Condi: "Careful there Jacqu... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Norm | April 8, 2005 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

Condi: "Careful there Jacques, don't bite the hand that feeds you...?

39. Posted by Norm | April 8, 2005 12:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 12:04

Even with her arm fullly ex... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by bullwinkle | April 8, 2005 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Even with her arm fullly extended the odor from Chirac was overwhelming. Condi and George both shared the same the same thought, "if these frog bastards were half as refined as they seem to think they would have discovered soap by now".

40. Posted by bullwinkle | April 8, 2005 12:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 12:04

Condi (thought bubble) - "I... (Below threshold)