« The Conspiracy Unmasked | Main | The Politics Of The Papacy »

Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: April 8, 2005 - 9:53 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™***. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

S President George Bush looks on as French President Jacques Chirac kisses the hand of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, and former US President Bill Clinton looks the other way, second from top right, after the funeral mass for Pope John Paul II in St. Peter's Square at the Vatican, Friday, April 8, 2005. Sitting looking at Chirac kissing Rice's hand is First Lady Laura Bush. At bottom left, is King Juan Carlos of Spain and Queen Sofia with black hat; at top left, UN Secretary General Kofi Annan. In background behind President Bush, Palestinian Qureia, widely known as Abu Ala (AP Photo/Andrew Medichini)


Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

*** - Upon further reflection I've decided that the OJ picture was a poor choice. I should have known better than to try an pick the WCC image on Thursday evening. Sorry to the seven people who entered a caption for the old photo before I made the switch. It will be a much better contest with the current picture...

  • Currently 0/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Rating: 0/5 (0 votes cast)

| Linking Blogs | Sphere: Related Content | Digg this! | FARK It!
Filed under: Weekend Caption Contest

AddThis Feed Button

TrackBack

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Weekend Caption Contest™:

» Conservative Life - General Politics linked with Conservative Life Caption Contest #24

» No Oil for Pacifists linked with Photo of the Week

» Left & Right linked with 5th Place!

Comments (98)

Bush: Tell you what, Jack,... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Rob@L&R | April 8, 2005 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob@L&R:

Bush: Tell you what, Jack, after you're done there, I've got a couple ass-cheeks that you should kiss.

1. Posted by Rob@L&R | April 8, 2005 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 09:57

Ah brown sugar how come you... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by tom west | April 8, 2005 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tom west:

Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good

2. Posted by tom west | April 8, 2005 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:08

Never bite the hand that fe... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by LadyDi | April 8, 2005 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LadyDi:

Never bite the hand that feeds you.

3. Posted by LadyDi | April 8, 2005 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:08

Check your fingers Condi, m... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Tim McNabb | April 8, 2005 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim McNabb:

Check your fingers Condi, make sure your rings are still there.

4. Posted by Tim McNabb | April 8, 2005 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:09

1) Chirac: What is thy bidd... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by lawhawk | April 8, 2005 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

1) Chirac: What is thy bidding my master...
Rice: You can kiss my hand for starters, then my ass

2) (Rice thought bubble) Will someone from the Secret Service get me an antiseptic - Chirac kissed my hand and god only knows where else he kissed when he met with Saddam.

3) (Chirac thought bubble) If I kiss her hand this way, she might decide to let France off easy this time for double crossing the US yet again...

4) (Rice thought bubble) No way I'm letting this sweet-talking windbag off for messing with Dubya. He wont see my other hand coming as I bitchslap him silly.

5) (Dubya thought bubble) zzzzzz. Oh, Ricey, will you please bitchslap Chirac for me when you get a chance.

6) Woman smiling in back (thought bubble) I know what you're thinking. I knew that picture was being taken, but I don't care. I'm not wearing any underwear.

5. Posted by lawhawk | April 8, 2005 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:12

Heh. Wait till he finds out... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Matt | April 8, 2005 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Heh. Wait till he finds out where my hand has been...

6. Posted by Matt | April 8, 2005 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:18

GWB: I must not squeeze Con... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rob Read | April 8, 2005 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob Read:

GWB: I must not squeeze Condi's Arse,
I must not squeeze Condi's Arse,
I must not squeeze Condi's Arse.

7. Posted by Rob Read | April 8, 2005 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:23

(Rice thought bubble) Yuk.... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Radios | April 8, 2005 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Radios:

(Rice thought bubble) Yuk. Never thought I'd meet Pepe Le Pew in Rome. Gotta wash this hand fast.

8. Posted by Radios | April 8, 2005 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:25

Bush: "Heh. If it were me ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Mike | April 8, 2005 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

Bush: "Heh. If it were me it'd be my ass."

_______________


By the way, who is standing next to Bush - is that Donald Rumsfeld in drag?

9. Posted by Mike | April 8, 2005 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:26

Bush--"I've got my hand on ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Doug | April 8, 2005 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

Bush--"I've got my hand on my wallet.I'm not letting that weasel Chirac distract us while Koffi picks our pocket again!"

10. Posted by Doug | April 8, 2005 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:26

"We call it 'Freedom Kiss' ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 8, 2005 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

"We call it 'Freedom Kiss' now, Jacques, and there's still no way in Hell I'll give you one. Now shut up and kiss my ring."

11. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 8, 2005 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:27

Dubya: Gosh, How am I gonna... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Heymike | April 8, 2005 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heymike:

Dubya: Gosh, How am I gonna explain THIS to the cleaners??

12. Posted by Heymike | April 8, 2005 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:29

In his haste to heal relati... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Stan25 | April 8, 2005 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

In his haste to heal relations with the United States, Jacqcue Chirac kisses the wrong boby part.

13. Posted by Stan25 | April 8, 2005 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:32

Must ... feed ... must ... ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | April 8, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin P. Craver:

Must ... feed ... must ... feed ...

14. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | April 8, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:51

Thank you Jacques, and as s... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Patrick S Lasswell | April 8, 2005 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Patrick S Lasswell:

Thank you Jacques, and as soon I can trust you enough to turn my back, you may kiss me where it counts.

15. Posted by Patrick S Lasswell | April 8, 2005 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:52

Is that Kofi behind Bush?</... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by JAT0 | April 8, 2005 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Is that Kofi behind Bush?

If so, the caption has to be:

"Me next, me next, remember all of those oil-for-food francs I got for you and your party?" says Kofi

16. Posted by JAT0 | April 8, 2005 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 10:54

Not a caption, but I'm lovi... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Pat | April 8, 2005 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

Not a caption, but I'm lovin' that smirk on GW's face. I'm sure it translates, "Lying a--hole."

17. Posted by Pat | April 8, 2005 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:00

Bush thought bubble: " ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Beloved Leader | April 8, 2005 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beloved Leader:

Bush thought bubble: " ."


Bush thought bubble: "Heh...and now, like in that Three Stooges episode I watched last night, Heh...she can grab his nose in her two fingers and...Heh Heh Heh...."

18. Posted by Beloved Leader | April 8, 2005 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:03

Bush thought bubble:<... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Randy | April 8, 2005 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Randy:

Bush thought bubble:

"Wonder what conditioner she uses."

19. Posted by Randy | April 8, 2005 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:07

smiling lady in the back mi... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Randy | April 8, 2005 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Randy:

smiling lady in the back middle with black hair thought bubble:

"Ohmygosh... so embarassing ... are they taking *my* picture yet again?"

20. Posted by Randy | April 8, 2005 11:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:13

Chirac: "Please. Please le... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Steven L. | April 8, 2005 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steven L.:

Chirac: "Please. Please let go; you are hurting me."

Condi: "I learned this from Rummy -- 'Eagle Claw Death Grip' -- Who's your momma? WHO'S YOUR MOMMA, B*TCH?!"

Chirac: [whimpers]

21. Posted by Steven L. | April 8, 2005 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:15

Condi: "Wait'll weas... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by McGehee | April 8, 2005 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Condi: "Wait'll weasel-boy finds out I'm going to be elected the next Pope."

22. Posted by McGehee | April 8, 2005 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:21

Thought bubble of Clergy... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by McGehee | April 8, 2005 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Thought bubble of Clergyman in front with glasses: "There is a great disturbance in the Force, as though the avatars of good and evil have come together very nearby..."

23. Posted by McGehee | April 8, 2005 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:22

Bush thought bubble:... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by McGehee | April 8, 2005 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Bush thought bubble: "I will not look down Condi's blouse. I will not look down Condi's blouse. I -- oh, $#!t, I looked down Condi's blouse."

24. Posted by McGehee | April 8, 2005 11:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:23

"Mmm, next please allow me ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Governor Breck | April 8, 2005 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Governor Breck:

"Mmm, next please allow me to kiss your elegant feet, Madame Secretary."

25. Posted by Governor Breck | April 8, 2005 11:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:24

President Bush thought b... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by -S- | April 8, 2005 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

President Bush thought bubble:

"Must...not...laugh...must...not...laugh...must...remain...stoic...must...not...start...laughing..."

26. Posted by -S- | April 8, 2005 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:25

"Ah mademoiselle, I weel gi... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Chrees | April 8, 2005 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

"Ah mademoiselle, I weel gift you with a pearl necklace from the French peeeple."

27. Posted by Chrees | April 8, 2005 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:27

Meanwhile, Kofi Annan conte... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by -S- | April 8, 2005 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

Meanwhile, Kofi Annan contemplates biting President Bush's neck...

28. Posted by -S- | April 8, 2005 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:27

Just warming up for Kofi...... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Chrees | April 8, 2005 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

Just warming up for Kofi...

29. Posted by Chrees | April 8, 2005 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:29

An awkward kiss from Jacque... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Brian | April 8, 2005 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian:

An awkward kiss from Jacques Chirac was made even more so when he realized he was standing next to Donald Rumsfeld dressed in drag.

30. Posted by Brian | April 8, 2005 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:32

Hey, JOCK! Pull my FINGER!... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by ClusterChuck | April 8, 2005 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ClusterChuck:

Hey, JOCK! Pull my FINGER!

31. Posted by ClusterChuck | April 8, 2005 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:32

1) Chirac, doubled over fro... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Faith+1 | April 8, 2005 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

1) Chirac, doubled over from the groin kick, struggles to dislodge Condi's right hook from his teeth.

2) Bush thought bubble: "Hope the cameras don't catch what Laura's doing kneeling down behind me. Damn, Condi's boots look really hor on her..."

3) Kofi thought bubble: "Damn that Frenchman. I wanted a shot at her."

32. Posted by Faith+1 | April 8, 2005 11:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:34

Condi: Quit tickling my knu... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Brandon | April 8, 2005 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brandon:

Condi: Quit tickling my knuckles with your tongue, Jacques.

33. Posted by Brandon | April 8, 2005 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:36

While Kofi Annan looks appr... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Chachi | April 8, 2005 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chachi:

While Kofi Annan looks approvingly on at what could be his portion of the take, Jacques Chirac's slick effort to lift Condi's watch is cut short as President Bush sends a text message of "Help, Thief" to the Secret Service.

34. Posted by Chachi | April 8, 2005 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:42

Travel cost of funeral ento... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

Travel cost of funeral entourage - $27,000

Security during stay in Rome - $183,000

Having 4 billion people see Jaques Chirac grovel now that there's a new sheriff in town - Priceless

35. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:44

"WormTongue, meet Saruman"<... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

"WormTongue, meet Saruman"

36. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:47

Chirac bows to better man.<... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

Chirac bows to better man.

37. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:50

Foreign policy insiders say... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

Foreign policy insiders say there is growing evidence of a change in Franco-American relations.

38. Posted by Jumbo | April 8, 2005 11:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 11:53

Condi: "Careful there Jacqu... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Norm | April 8, 2005 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

Condi: "Careful there Jacques, don't bite the hand that feeds you...?

39. Posted by Norm | April 8, 2005 12:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 12:04

Even with her arm fullly ex... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by bullwinkle | April 8, 2005 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Even with her arm fullly extended the odor from Chirac was overwhelming. Condi and George both shared the same the same thought, "if these frog bastards were half as refined as they seem to think they would have discovered soap by now".

40. Posted by bullwinkle | April 8, 2005 12:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 12:04

Condi (thought bubble) - "I... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Eric | April 8, 2005 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Condi (thought bubble) - "If I were still at the NSC, there'd be nose cartilege flying into his froggy brain."

41. Posted by Eric | April 8, 2005 12:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 12:05

This isn't a caption but ..... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by spacemonkey | April 8, 2005 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

This isn't a caption but ...

doesn't that look like Rumsfeld in drag above Condi's hand?

42. Posted by spacemonkey | April 8, 2005 12:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 12:06

"OK... OKAY! I accept your ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Jay Swash | April 8, 2005 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Swash:

"OK... OKAY! I accept your unconditional surrender already... now would you please tell me which way the ladies' room is?!"

43. Posted by Jay Swash | April 8, 2005 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 12:11

Yeah, in 2008 that is not t... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Tom | April 8, 2005 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom:

Yeah, in 2008 that is not the only thing you will be kissing, bitch.

44. Posted by Tom | April 8, 2005 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 12:11

Ummm... Brown Sugar?... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by kaos | April 8, 2005 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kaos:

Ummm... Brown Sugar?

45. Posted by kaos | April 8, 2005 12:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 12:20

Sell China bombers and your... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Al | April 8, 2005 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al:

Sell China bombers and your lips will meet my fist again.

46. Posted by Al | April 8, 2005 12:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 12:23

That Mr. President, is how ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by sentinel | April 8, 2005 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

That Mr. President, is how you give a stink palm.

47. Posted by sentinel | April 8, 2005 12:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 12:38

I'm Rick James, BITCH!... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by sentinel | April 8, 2005 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

I'm Rick James, BITCH!

48. Posted by sentinel | April 8, 2005 12:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 12:39

Condi thought bubble:... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Smoke Eater | April 8, 2005 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Smoke Eater:

Condi thought bubble:

DAMN! Now I'll have to have this hand amputated. Hey, if I get a robot hand, maybe I'll get a light-saber too, that would be cool!

49. Posted by Smoke Eater | April 8, 2005 12:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 12:47

Sentinel beat me to it.. bu... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Hector Vex | April 8, 2005 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hector Vex:

Sentinel beat me to it.. but anyways:

Condi thought bubble: "Enjoy the stinkpalm you French bastard."

50. Posted by Hector Vex | April 8, 2005 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 12:58

"Ooooh, Chirac and K... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 8, 2005 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Ooooh, Chirac and Kofi, I've always loved a little whine with my sleaze."

51. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 8, 2005 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 13:13

"Smells like Texas"... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | April 8, 2005 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gabriel Chapman:

"Smells like Texas"

52. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | April 8, 2005 1:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 13:38

"Talk to the hand, Frenchy,... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Jay Tea | April 8, 2005 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"Talk to the hand, Frenchy, 'cuz the face ain't interested."

J.

53. Posted by Jay Tea | April 8, 2005 1:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 13:47

Jacques misunderstood what ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Dennis | April 8, 2005 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dennis:

Jacques misunderstood what Condoleeza meant, when she said she liked to be licked around the ring.

54. Posted by Dennis | April 8, 2005 1:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 13:56

While Bush looks despondent... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by FreakyBoy | April 8, 2005 2:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

While Bush looks despondent after forgetting to make reservations again, the take-charge Condi discretely slips the elderly maitre'D a sawbuck.

55. Posted by FreakyBoy | April 8, 2005 2:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 14:08

While pretending to kiss he... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Stan25 | April 8, 2005 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

While pretending to kiss her hand, Jacques atempts to palm a slip of paper with his cell phone number into Condi’s clentched fist.

56. Posted by Stan25 | April 8, 2005 2:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 14:09

GWB thinks: "I feel someone... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by PTG | April 8, 2005 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PTG:

GWB thinks: "I feel someone trying to pick my pocket! Kofi was right behind me... naaah, he wouldn't do that, not at a funeral, would he..."

57. Posted by PTG | April 8, 2005 2:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 14:29

Thought bubble for Rumsf... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by McGehee | April 8, 2005 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Thought bubble for Rumsfeld: "I'm going to have to do the Eagle Claw Death Grip on all those people who say I'm in drag. ... Dammit, my pantyhose are riding up again."

58. Posted by McGehee | April 8, 2005 2:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 14:31

Condi: "Come here, Igor. T... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by deputyheadmistress | April 8, 2005 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
deputyheadmistress:

Condi: "Come here, Igor. The President needs his shoes shined."

59. Posted by deputyheadmistress | April 8, 2005 2:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 14:35

Condi:"Pull my finger and ... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by G. | April 8, 2005 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
G.:

Condi:"Pull my finger and I'll turn around and blow you a kiss."

60. Posted by G. | April 8, 2005 2:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 14:41

As those in the know around... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by jmaster | April 8, 2005 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

As those in the know around him burst into laughter, George Bush tries to maintain composure. He fooled yet another gullible world leader with his “Let me introduce ya to Oprah Winfrey” routine.

61. Posted by jmaster | April 8, 2005 3:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 15:08

Condi (thought bubble) Than... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Maggie | April 8, 2005 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Condi (thought bubble) Thank God Laura warned me he gives wet kisses. Yeeeeks.

62. Posted by Maggie | April 8, 2005 3:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 15:40

Wedged tightly between Rums... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by FreakyBoy | April 8, 2005 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Wedged tightly between Rumsfeld in drag and a pensive Bush checking if his shoes are on the right feet, the diminutive North Pole emissary to the Pope's funeral waits patiently to discuss the wonders of mayonaise with a real Frenchman.

63. Posted by FreakyBoy | April 8, 2005 3:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 15:40

Talk to the hand, THE SECRE... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Grace Farmer | April 8, 2005 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Grace Farmer:

Talk to the hand, THE SECRETARY OF STATE, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS NOT LISTENING.

64. Posted by Grace Farmer | April 8, 2005 4:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 16:06

As Condi lands a vicious le... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by itismedavid | April 8, 2005 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

As Condi lands a vicious left hook to Chirac's chin, Mr. Bush can't help but think, "Now slap his silly French ass again." And Kofi Annan, noticing the commotion thinks to himself, "I sure am glad I brought Glenn Close as my bodyguard!"

65. Posted by itismedavid | April 8, 2005 4:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 16:43

Oh, it's right-hook, my bad... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by itismedavid | April 8, 2005 4:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Oh, it's right-hook, my bad.

66. Posted by itismedavid | April 8, 2005 4:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 16:44

Bush: "That's not where I w... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Rick13 | April 8, 2005 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

Bush: "That's not where I would have him kiss"!

67. Posted by Rick13 | April 8, 2005 4:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 16:45

hee hee... his hairy palms ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Jewels | April 8, 2005 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jewels:

hee hee... his hairy palms tickle!

68. Posted by Jewels | April 8, 2005 4:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 16:53

Remembering the trauma of t... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Laura Lee Donoho | April 8, 2005 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laura Lee Donoho:

Remembering the trauma of the last Chirac kiss, Laura Bush shrinks between her husband, President George W. Bush and the aging Donalta Rumsfeldia as Chirac presses his luck with Secretary of State, Condi Rice. Rozanne Barr was also in attendance.

69. Posted by Laura Lee Donoho | April 8, 2005 5:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 17:03

"Psst. Don't punch him in t... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Tanya | April 8, 2005 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tanya:

"Psst. Don't punch him in the teeth, Condi. There's a camera pointed right at us."

70. Posted by Tanya | April 8, 2005 5:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 17:14

"Please, Ms. Rice, I implor... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Teflon93 | April 8, 2005 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

"Please, Ms. Rice, I implore you---don't let him seek regime change in Paris..."

71. Posted by Teflon93 | April 8, 2005 5:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 17:16

"Mais oui, you are correct,... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Tanya | April 8, 2005 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tanya:

"Mais oui, you are correct, Dr Rice. It does appear to be a ganglion cyst."

72. Posted by Tanya | April 8, 2005 5:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 17:16

Bush singing to himself:<br... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by dooley | April 8, 2005 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dooley:

Bush singing to himself:
"Got a black magic woman, got a black magic woman..."

73. Posted by dooley | April 8, 2005 5:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 17:27

The smiling woman thought b... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Stan25 | April 8, 2005 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

The smiling woman thought bubble: “Why does that ugly American get a hand kiss from Jacques Chirac and all I get is a damned pocket rocket?”

74. Posted by Stan25 | April 8, 2005 5:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 17:48

Mon dieu! This smells a <i... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Aaron's cc: | April 8, 2005 6:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

Mon dieu! This smells a lot better than Yasser's shmeckle.

75. Posted by Aaron's cc: | April 8, 2005 6:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 18:35

"Mmmm .... Tastes like chi... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by SSG Pooh | April 8, 2005 6:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SSG Pooh:

"Mmmm .... Tastes like chicken...."

76. Posted by SSG Pooh | April 8, 2005 6:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 18:46

Slurp, slurp slurp.... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Cancon | April 8, 2005 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cancon:

Slurp, slurp slurp.

77. Posted by Cancon | April 8, 2005 6:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 18:49

Condi shows she could teach... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 8, 2005 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Condi shows she could teach Maplethorpe a thing or two about fisting an ass... while Bush regrets his decision to make both Rummy and Condi wear dresses as method of ensuring good behaivor...

78. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 8, 2005 7:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 19:08

Get up, Jacques. I was kidd... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Tom | April 8, 2005 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom:

Get up, Jacques. I was kidding when I said there was a German behind you.

79. Posted by Tom | April 8, 2005 7:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 19:53

BUSH: Pssst... Condi. Count... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Chuck Simmins | April 8, 2005 8:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chuck Simmins:

BUSH: Pssst... Condi. Count your fingers when you get that hand back.

80. Posted by Chuck Simmins | April 8, 2005 8:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 20:14

Chirac: "I better learn to ... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by hangingchad | April 8, 2005 8:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hangingchad:

Chirac: "I better learn to kiss her hand now, because when she is President I am going to be kissing her a$$ anyway"
Condi: "Note to self: When I'm President, remember to wear gloves when in France."

81. Posted by hangingchad | April 8, 2005 8:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 20:32

mmmm I just love chocolate ... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by shark | April 8, 2005 9:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
shark:

mmmm I just love chocolate condi

82. Posted by shark | April 8, 2005 9:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 21:15

Jaques distracts President ... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Cap'n Bob | April 8, 2005 9:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cap'n Bob:

Jaques distracts President Bush and Secretary Rice as Kofi Annan lifts the President's wallet.

83. Posted by Cap'n Bob | April 8, 2005 9:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 21:34

condi: dubya is he gonna st... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by verna | April 8, 2005 9:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
verna:

condi: dubya is he gonna start humping my leg?

84. Posted by verna | April 8, 2005 9:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 21:48

Bush: if he doesn't let he... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Expertise | April 8, 2005 10:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Expertise:

Bush: if he doesn't let her hand go in three seconds, there'll be another funeral to attend.

85. Posted by Expertise | April 8, 2005 10:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 22:26

Headling: U.S.-France Relat... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by wavemaker | April 8, 2005 11:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

Headling: U.S.-France Relations Warming at Papal Funeral Mass
________________________________
Chirac:((castrating Aunt Thomasina))

Condi: ((simpering frog))

Bush: ((I can't watch this))

86. Posted by wavemaker | April 8, 2005 11:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 23:09

Jaques Chirac kisses the ha... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by thfirstbrokenangel | April 8, 2005 11:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
thfirstbrokenangel:

Jaques Chirac kisses the hand of our new Secretary of State, Condi Rice, being the gentleman he is but a kiss does not make for a stand up man

Cin.dy

87. Posted by thfirstbrokenangel | April 8, 2005 11:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 8, 2005 23:50

Bow down before me Surrende... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Dave M | April 9, 2005 12:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave M:

Bow down before me Surrender Monkey!

88. Posted by Dave M | April 9, 2005 12:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 9, 2005 00:05

In his latest Mr. Magoo mom... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by McCain | April 9, 2005 12:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

In his latest Mr. Magoo moment, Chirac kisses the hand of the new Pope.

89. Posted by McCain | April 9, 2005 12:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 9, 2005 00:38

Alright frenchie - I let yo... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by crerar | April 9, 2005 12:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
crerar:

Alright frenchie - I let you get away with kissing my wife, but what did I tell you about kissing my Secretary of State last year ?

90. Posted by crerar | April 9, 2005 12:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 9, 2005 00:52

"Psst, dump the chimp, I ne... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by JTAO | April 9, 2005 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JTAO:

"Psst, dump the chimp, I need a new PM - one with big brass Balls!

91. Posted by JTAO | April 9, 2005 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 9, 2005 09:00

Thinking quickly, Jacques C... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by charles austin | April 9, 2005 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
charles austin:

Thinking quickly, Jacques Chirac does his best to make Condolezza Rice's right hook look like something other than what it is.

92. Posted by charles austin | April 9, 2005 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 9, 2005 10:01

All went well until he snee... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Hodink | April 9, 2005 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

All went well until he sneezed.

93. Posted by Hodink | April 9, 2005 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 9, 2005 10:33

"You know Jacques, this rem... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 9, 2005 7:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"You know Jacques, this reminds me of my last trip to the ranch in Crawford. The Veterinarian had me put this arm up that heifer, clear up to my arm pit."

94. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 9, 2005 7:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 9, 2005 19:43

Mmmmmm... Oil... of O-Lay... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by DANEgerus | April 9, 2005 10:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DANEgerus:

Mmmmmm... Oil... of O-Lay.

95. Posted by DANEgerus | April 9, 2005 10:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 9, 2005 22:52

The French have always made... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by McCain | April 10, 2005 12:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

The French have always made important military contributions.

96. Posted by McCain | April 10, 2005 12:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 10, 2005 00:20

Mr. President:Sinc... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by EvilTwin | April 10, 2005 4:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
EvilTwin:

Mr. President:

Since the Euroweenies have gotten DDT banned, I fear that I am going to have to use some of my sick time to recover from the case of frog cooties I am sure to get.

I will be back on the job as soon as medically possible.

Condi

97. Posted by EvilTwin | April 10, 2005 4:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 10, 2005 04:16

Update: <a... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Kevin | April 11, 2005 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

98. Posted by Kevin | April 11, 2005 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2005 09:57




Advertisements









rightads.gif

beltwaybloggers.gif

insiderslogo.jpg

mba_blue.gif

Search


Follow Wizbang

Follow Wizbang on FacebookFollow Wizbang on TwitterSubscribe to Wizbang feedWizbang Mobile

Contact

Send e-mail tips to us:

tips@wizbangblog.com

Subscribe Via E-Mail

Get Wizbang in your inbox by submitting your email address below.

Get notified by post
Get daily summaries

Fresh Links

The Wizbang® Network

Credits

Section Editor: Maggie Whitton

Editors: Jay Tea, Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, Michael Laprarie, Baron Von Ottomatic, Shawn Mallow, Rick, Dan Karipides, Michael Avitablile, Charlie Quidnunc, Steve Schippert

Emeritus: Paul, Mary Katherine Ham, Jim Addison, Alexander K. McClure, Cassy Fiano, Bill Jempty, John Stansbury, Rob Port

In Memorium: HughS

All original content copyright © 2003-2010 by Wizbang®, LLC. All rights reserved. Wizbang® is a registered service mark.

Powered by Movable Type Pro 4.361

Hosting by ServInt

Ratings on this site are powered by the Ajax Ratings Pro plugin for Movable Type.

Search on this site is powered by the FastSearch plugin for Movable Type.

Blogrolls on this site are powered by the MT-Blogroll.

Temporary site design is based on Cutline and Cutline for MT. Graphics by Apothegm Designs.

Author Login



Terms Of Service

DCMA Compliance Notice

Privacy Policy