This evening Britney and Kevin "Cletus" Federline announced the worst kept secret in the world on her redesigned web site:
Dear Fans.Congratulations to Federlines. As much as we delight in mocking Britney and her hayseed husband, now that Fetus Spears has been confirmed it seems like a good time to make a peace offering. In lieu of a present Wizbang will henceforth be retiring our all time favorite Britney picture.The time has come to share our wonderful news that we are
expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the
hospital this weekend, Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is
well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers.Love Britney and Kevin
Related: The Official Blog of Fetus Spears
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Comments (13)
You think THAT photo is bad... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Omni | April 12, 2005 10:30 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
You think THAT photo is bad? There's a show called something like "Celebs Without Makeup" that has shots of her with a face full of big pimples... she'd scare dogs away from a meat wagon, lol.
1. Posted by Omni | April 12, 2005 10:30 PM |
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Posted on April 12, 2005 22:30
2. Posted by arb | April 12, 2005 10:34 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
At least she's married. Perhaps if proud papa Letterman gets hitched I'll watch his show again.
2. Posted by arb | April 12, 2005 10:34 PM |
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Posted on April 12, 2005 22:34
3. Posted by a4g | April 12, 2005 11:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I don't understand why you posted a picture of Leona Helmsley to accompany the story about Britney Spears.
3. Posted by a4g | April 12, 2005 11:02 PM |
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Posted on April 12, 2005 23:02
4. Posted by OregonMuse | April 13, 2005 12:21 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Britney pregnant? Oh good, this means that she'll have to give up her lewd bumping and grinding performances for awhile.
With any luck, she'll gain also 40-50 pounds she won't be able to lose afterwards. Not to mention stretch marks.
4. Posted by OregonMuse | April 13, 2005 12:21 AM |
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Posted on April 13, 2005 00:21
5. Posted by bullwinkle | April 13, 2005 12:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Is that Leona Helmsley? I thought it was Sherman Helmsley.
5. Posted by bullwinkle | April 13, 2005 12:54 AM |
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Posted on April 13, 2005 00:54
6. Posted by mojo | April 13, 2005 2:00 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
With a back-up dancer?
Man, that's just nasty...
6. Posted by mojo | April 13, 2005 2:00 AM |
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Posted on April 13, 2005 02:00
7. Posted by LJD | April 13, 2005 7:13 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
She's pregnant?
Looks like she just swallowed....
7. Posted by LJD | April 13, 2005 7:13 AM |
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Posted on April 13, 2005 07:13
8. Posted by Faith+1 | April 13, 2005 7:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
He dumped the last pregnant woman of his. I don't think he married little pop-queen-MILF-In-training to settle down.
Should be finding him on the arm of another party girl soon...
8. Posted by Faith+1 | April 13, 2005 7:42 AM |
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Posted on April 13, 2005 07:42
9. Posted by Jumbo | April 13, 2005 10:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
But why is Tammy Faye Baker upset about it, and why is her picture in this psot?
9. Posted by Jumbo | April 13, 2005 10:10 AM |
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Posted on April 13, 2005 10:10
10. Posted by Old Coot | April 13, 2005 11:05 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Pray for the child(ren).
10. Posted by Old Coot | April 13, 2005 11:05 AM |
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Posted on April 13, 2005 11:05
11. Posted by Debra | April 13, 2005 12:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Are you kidding me here? That looks more like her Mom than her. That can't be Britney....OMG that's awful....That's not possible that this is she.
11. Posted by Debra | April 13, 2005 12:57 PM |
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Posted on April 13, 2005 12:57
12. Posted by Am I A Pundit Now? | April 13, 2005 6:08 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
My god, when Britney gets old she is going to look just like Carol Channing.
12. Posted by Am I A Pundit Now? | April 13, 2005 6:08 PM |
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Posted on April 13, 2005 18:08
13. Posted by LiLy | February 14, 2006 5:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I think that britney was just having a bad time!! We all have our moments!! Don't we!?! Sorry guys, nobody's perfect!!
13. Posted by LiLy | February 14, 2006 5:05 PM |
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Posted on February 14, 2006 17:05