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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: April 15, 2005 - 10:57 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

<font size=2>A golfer swings at the Drambuie World Ice Golf Championships in Uummannaq, Greenland, in 2000. Some golfers teed off this week in an ice-breaking tournament in the Svalbard islands near the North Pole(AFP/NORDFOTO/File) </font>


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

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FJORD!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Matt | April 15, 2005 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

FJORD!

1. Posted by Matt | April 15, 2005 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 10:59

Ah, How about that, a North... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by TheEnigma | April 15, 2005 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TheEnigma:

Ah, How about that, a North Pole in One.

2. Posted by TheEnigma | April 15, 2005 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 11:07

I am so cool.... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by T. Pearl | April 15, 2005 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
T. Pearl:

I am so cool.

3. Posted by T. Pearl | April 15, 2005 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 11:30

HEY!!! Can anyone see my b... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Chevy | April 15, 2005 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chevy:

HEY!!! Can anyone see my balls???

4. Posted by Chevy | April 15, 2005 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 11:31

John Kerry blamed his poor ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Grady | April 15, 2005 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Grady:

John Kerry blamed his poor performance at the Arctic Open on Secret Service personnel who failed to move a 15,000 foot peak on his drive to the 18th.

5. Posted by Grady | April 15, 2005 11:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 11:34

I'm sure glad we nipped tha... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Mike | April 15, 2005 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

I'm sure glad we nipped that global warming thing in the bud!

6. Posted by Mike | April 15, 2005 11:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 11:38

1. Joe Schmoe, Sierra Club... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by DeputyHeadmistress | April 15, 2005 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DeputyHeadmistress:

1. Joe Schmoe, Sierra Club President, gets some exercise while pondering how next to convince the public to ban cars to eliminate global warming.

2. John Kerry, who served in Viet Nam, wonders when the Democratic party will permit him to return from Siberia.

7. Posted by DeputyHeadmistress | April 15, 2005 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 11:45

Um, Jack... We put the tee ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by a4g | April 15, 2005 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
a4g:

Um, Jack... We put the tee on the red box.

8. Posted by a4g | April 15, 2005 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 11:47

The proposed Democrat alter... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by OregonMuse | April 15, 2005 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

The proposed Democrat alternative to ANWR oil drilling: The ANWR Golf Classic!

9. Posted by OregonMuse | April 15, 2005 11:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 11:48

Jesper was disqualified fro... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Eric | April 15, 2005 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Jesper was disqualified from the Oslo Invitational for carrying more than 14 seal clubs in his bag.

10. Posted by Eric | April 15, 2005 11:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 11:48

John Kerry, once again, con... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by DAVE | April 15, 2005 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DAVE:

John Kerry, once again, considerably off the mark.

11. Posted by DAVE | April 15, 2005 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 11:51

Bill Clinton plays a practi... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by OneDrummer | April 15, 2005 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Bill Clinton plays a practice round to prepare for future conditions in Hell if Hillary is indeed elected President in 2008....

12. Posted by OneDrummer | April 15, 2005 11:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 11:53

1) "Damn, right in the snow... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Faith+1 | April 15, 2005 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

1) "Damn, right in the snow trap."

2) The Antartic Pro/AM tournament attracted a smaller audience than previously expected.

3) The Myth Of Global Warming was glaring obvious on the opening tee-off at Augusta National...

13. Posted by Faith+1 | April 15, 2005 11:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 11:54

Coed Naked TundraGolf: Norw... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Red Five | April 15, 2005 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Red Five:

Coed Naked TundraGolf: Norway Style!

14. Posted by Red Five | April 15, 2005 11:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 11:55

VJ Sing will certainly comp... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by t. z. | April 15, 2005 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
t. z.:

VJ Sing will certainly complain about the SPIKE MARKS this guy is gonna leave.

or

It was sooo cold they allowed Jimmy to hit from the lady's tee.

15. Posted by t. z. | April 15, 2005 12:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 12:06

Following the successful im... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rootless Cosmo | April 15, 2005 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rootless Cosmo:

Following the successful implementation of twice-elected President Hilary Clinton's pro-environmental policies, ex-President Bill Clinton tees off at Augusta National this July. Clinton commented, "There's only one way to keep warm on a day like today - if you know what I mean."

16. Posted by Rootless Cosmo | April 15, 2005 12:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 12:12

Intrestingly enough, his ba... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by sentinel | April 15, 2005 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

Intrestingly enough, his balls are blue.

17. Posted by sentinel | April 15, 2005 12:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 12:13

"Just my luck, the only san... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Jim in Texas | April 15, 2005 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim in Texas:

"Just my luck, the only sand trap north of the Sahara desert and I land in it"

18. Posted by Jim in Texas | April 15, 2005 12:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 12:14

18th hole, Eskimo Pie Open<... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by sentinel | April 15, 2005 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

18th hole, Eskimo Pie Open

19. Posted by sentinel | April 15, 2005 12:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 12:19

And after 2 rounds of the “... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rick13 | April 15, 2005 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

And after 2 rounds of the “Hoth Open”, it’s

Vader 126 under

Skywalker 96 under

Solo 14 over.

Next week it’s the “Jedi Masters” live from Naboo.

20. Posted by Rick13 | April 15, 2005 12:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 12:21

Well, Tiger, at least it st... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 15, 2005 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

Well, Tiger, at least it stopped raining.

21. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 15, 2005 12:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 12:34

It may well have been Flori... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Loon | April 15, 2005 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Loon:

It may well have been Florida in April, but as he teed off Michael Schiavo knew what it felt like to be out in the cold.....

22. Posted by Loon | April 15, 2005 12:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 12:37

It was while teeing off on ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by planetmoron | April 15, 2005 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
planetmoron:

It was while teeing off on the artificial 150-acre ice golf course set up on the Veranda Deck that Tom first considered the possibility that cruise ships really were getting a little bit too big.

23. Posted by planetmoron | April 15, 2005 12:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 12:41

Unseen from his vantage poi... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by a4g | April 15, 2005 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
a4g:

Unseen from his vantage point, the hapless golfer doesn't realize the danger as the mountain peeks at him from around the ice floe, getting ready to pounce...

24. Posted by a4g | April 15, 2005 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 12:45

Haha Bill KKKlinton haha Hi... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by ahole | April 15, 2005 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ahole:

Haha Bill KKKlinton haha Hitlery haha I'm an asstard.

25. Posted by ahole | April 15, 2005 12:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 12:52

And that's the women's</... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Bryan | April 15, 2005 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bryan:

And that's the women's tee...

26. Posted by Bryan | April 15, 2005 1:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 13:01

Kerry discovers Otherameric... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by McCain | April 15, 2005 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Kerry discovers Otheramerica.

27. Posted by McCain | April 15, 2005 1:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 13:20

John Kerry, after being tol... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Tym | April 15, 2005 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tym:

John Kerry, after being told 'it will be a cold day in hell before you are ever president', attempts to make it come true.

28. Posted by Tym | April 15, 2005 1:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 13:51

Paul finds a refuge from a ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by DWC | April 15, 2005 1:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DWC:

Paul finds a refuge from a horde of fire-breathing libertarians.

29. Posted by DWC | April 15, 2005 1:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 13:57

On the Greenland in one, an... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by McGehee | April 15, 2005 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

On the Greenland in one, and a two-putt for a par 3.

30. Posted by McGehee | April 15, 2005 2:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 14:06

Earth Freezes Over; Huma... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by jeremy in NYC | April 15, 2005 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jeremy in NYC:

Earth Freezes Over; Humanity Doomed; Augusta National Still Refuses to Admit Women.

--headline, New York Times

31. Posted by jeremy in NYC | April 15, 2005 2:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 14:06

A cure for the flightless c... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Dave A. | April 15, 2005 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave A.:

A cure for the flightless condition of penguins.

32. Posted by Dave A. | April 15, 2005 2:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 14:07

"...and after I play a few ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by wavemaker | April 15, 2005 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

"...and after I play a few holes to relax, I'll move that other pile over there..."

33. Posted by wavemaker | April 15, 2005 2:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 14:11

Al Gore takes some time off... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by dooley | April 15, 2005 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dooley:

Al Gore takes some time off before his next Global Warming speech.

34. Posted by dooley | April 15, 2005 2:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 14:14

Shortly before giving a spe... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Brandon | April 15, 2005 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brandon:

Shortly before giving a speech on global warming, Al Gore gets a round of golf in.

35. Posted by Brandon | April 15, 2005 2:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 14:17

Did anyone think ahead of t... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by El Mondo Hummus | April 15, 2005 2:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
El Mondo Hummus:

Did anyone think ahead of time about what color our golf balls are? Now how are we gonna find them?!

36. Posted by El Mondo Hummus | April 15, 2005 2:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 14:21

"Cinderella story outta ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by capitano | April 15, 2005 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

"Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former dogsled salesman and now about to become the Masters champion."

37. Posted by capitano | April 15, 2005 2:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 14:34

I am personally rejecting A... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Maggie | April 15, 2005 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

I am personally rejecting ALL of my many submissions and casting my vote for MATT.

He deserves it with FJORD!

Impressive! Very impressive.

38. Posted by Maggie | April 15, 2005 3:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 15:09

Sven tees off at the last k... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 15, 2005 3:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Sven tees off at the last known all white country club in the world.

39. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 15, 2005 3:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 15:12

Yeah, I think Matt got a ho... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 15, 2005 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Yeah, I think Matt got a hole in one with, FJORD.

40. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 15, 2005 3:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 15:13

Not thinking through the ra... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Buckley F. Williams | April 15, 2005 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Buckley F. Williams:

Not thinking through the ramifications after discovering a genie in a bottle, Fuzzy Zoeller uses his third wish to become a member of an all-white country club.

41. Posted by Buckley F. Williams | April 15, 2005 3:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 15, 2005 15:21

Drive for Snow putt for Dou... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by mark | April 15, 2005 3:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mark:

Drive for Snow putt for Dough.
nICE sHOT!

42. Posted by mark | April 15, 2005 3:54 PM | Vote up