No one ever said smoking pot makes you smarter...
Morrisville, Vt. (AP) -- A 17-year-old Morrisville, VT youth was being held on $100,000 bail after police said he raided a tomb in a cemetery and removed a head from a corpse.Echos of Fast Times At Ridgemont High's, "Dude, that's my skull!!!"Nickolas Buckalew, 17, later was arrested and charged with unauthorized removal of a dead body. He pleaded innocent to the crime.
Authorities are not sure of the motive of the crime. Court documents said the suspect allegedly talked of using the man's head as a bong or a pipe for smoking marijuana.
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When logic and proportion<b... (Below threshold)1. Posted by arb | April 16, 2005 5:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"
1. Posted by arb | April 16, 2005 5:47 AM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 05:47
2. Posted by -S- | April 16, 2005 6:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Insane in the membrane.
Insane in the brain.
Insane in the membrane,
kid's insane, got no brain.
2. Posted by -S- | April 16, 2005 6:35 AM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 06:35
3. Posted by Jim | April 16, 2005 6:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How fitting that this occurred in the People's Republic of Vermont.
Potheads of the world unite!!!
3. Posted by Jim | April 16, 2005 6:56 AM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 06:56
4. Posted by bullwinkle | April 16, 2005 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This gives "pothead" a whole new meaning. Ditto for the terms "stoned out of his skull" and "head case".
4. Posted by bullwinkle | April 16, 2005 7:46 AM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 07:46
5. Posted by Karlito | April 16, 2005 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
C'mon guys, at one time each of us had a skull-bong of some sort or another. Mine was ceramic; this kid simply wanted the real thing. It's just another alternative lifestyle choice that we should all be tolerant of. After all, the dead guy wasn't using his skull anyway.
5. Posted by Karlito | April 16, 2005 8:03 AM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 08:03
6. Posted by wavemaker | April 16, 2005 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...a sure sign that the long New England winter has taken its toll on the psyche of the natives.
6. Posted by wavemaker | April 16, 2005 8:45 AM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 08:45
7. Posted by -S- | April 16, 2005 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karlito...ha, no, not *all of us* had skull-shaped bongs, or bongs at all.
7. Posted by -S- | April 16, 2005 9:18 AM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 09:18
8. Posted by epador | April 16, 2005 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At least he wasn't planning to make brownies witht he head...
8. Posted by epador | April 16, 2005 10:16 AM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 10:16
9. Posted by Governor Breck | April 16, 2005 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Morrisville is a squalid, pathetic sad little burg that hasn't seen better days for at least 100 years, if ever. God, I hated living there.
Here's a link to a local news story with a picture of the descecrated grave:
http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=3196051&nav=4QcRYXTS
And the priceless quote: "Police say it's a disturbing case that's left many in Morrisville wondering how such a crime could happen in such a peaceful spot. "
Mo'ville (and Morristown, since they're mostly the same) is not my definition of a "peaceful spot." It's a grotty little shithole where drunken hicks while away their lives whupping each other and getting frighteningly ugly women pregnant.
And who the fuck wants to smoke grass out of a dead man's head?! Shoot, back when I wore a younger man's clothes I refused to smoke out of anything nast or chemically reactive. No PVC pipes, no aluminum soda can pipes and absolutely NO rotting corpse bongs. I suppose he planning on just using the skull but still, yecch.
9. Posted by Governor Breck | April 16, 2005 10:57 AM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 10:57
10. Posted by bullwinkle | April 16, 2005 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To each his own I guess, sounds like this punk and Karlito like a that rich skully goodness in every bong hit. I think I'll just stick to Marlboros. This makes that tar and nicotine seem pretty mild, nearly wholesome!
10. Posted by bullwinkle | April 16, 2005 11:11 AM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 11:11
11. Posted by Jennifer | April 16, 2005 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yet another reason to go with cremation.
11. Posted by Jennifer | April 16, 2005 11:43 AM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 11:43
12. Posted by Governor Breck | April 16, 2005 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Then they'll snort yer ashes!
12. Posted by Governor Breck | April 16, 2005 12:51 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 12:51
13. Posted by McGehee | April 16, 2005 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...that rich skully goodness in every bong hit.
In other words, smoking too much weed really does turn you into a zombie. When that kid gets the muchies, watch out!
13. Posted by McGehee | April 16, 2005 12:56 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 12:56
14. Posted by karlito | April 16, 2005 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...sounds like this punk and Karlito like a that rich skully goodness in every bong hit."
Actually, I prefer rich skunky goodness, but a bit of skull on the side never hurt...
14. Posted by karlito | April 16, 2005 4:20 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 16:20
15. Posted by Half Sigma | April 16, 2005 7:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
$100,000 sure seems like a high bail for what I presume is a misdemeanor.
15. Posted by Half Sigma | April 16, 2005 7:20 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 19:20
16. Posted by Beck | April 16, 2005 8:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And all this time, Dennis Leary thought he was only joking.
"Dude, I made a bong out of my head! Put the pot in this ear and suck it out of this ear, go ahead, take a hit!"
16. Posted by Beck | April 16, 2005 8:10 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2005 20:10