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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: April 22, 2005 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Getting ready : A Russian soldier streches during a rehearsal for the Victory Day military parade at the Khodinskoye airfield in Moscow. (AFP/Denis Sinyakov)


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: The same picture is running in OTB's current contest. I haven't read any of the entries there, nor will I before judging this contest.

Update 2: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

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Comments (103)

I told them goosestepping o... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by chad... | April 22, 2005 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chad...:

I told them goosestepping on ice was a bad idea, but would they listen? Nooooo...

1. Posted by chad... | April 22, 2005 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 08:17

"This is the best way to co... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Am I A Pundit Now? | April 22, 2005 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Am I A Pundit Now?:

"This is the best way to cool them off I have found yet, sargent."

2. Posted by Am I A Pundit Now? | April 22, 2005 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 08:21

Watch this comrade! I shal... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Mark | April 22, 2005 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

Watch this comrade! I shall strike a pose so funny that not one, but TWO websites use it for a caption contest!

3. Posted by Mark | April 22, 2005 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 08:28

I was told this would work.... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Schwerv | April 22, 2005 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Schwerv:

I was told this would work...but it still itches.

4. Posted by Schwerv | April 22, 2005 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 08:49

No, Yuri, I said we were go... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Eric Lindholm | April 22, 2005 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric Lindholm:

No, Yuri, I said we were going to go "balls to the wall."

5. Posted by Eric Lindholm | April 22, 2005 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 08:53

Boris has his own version o... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 22, 2005 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Boris has his own version of "At Ease."

6. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 22, 2005 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 09:03

Okay, now watch me on one l... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Fred | April 22, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fred:

Okay, now watch me on one leg!

7. Posted by Fred | April 22, 2005 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 09:04

While most soldiers simply ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 22, 2005 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

While most soldiers simply waited online before embarking for duty as U.N Peace keepers, one soldier thought it was a good time to loosen up the equipment.

8. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 22, 2005 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 09:06

Just when Yuri thought he h... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by lawhawk | April 22, 2005 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

Just when Yuri thought he had seen everything, Alexi showed him his new trick to entice the ladies.

9. Posted by lawhawk | April 22, 2005 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 09:12

MOSCOW, Russia (Reuters) - ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by j.d. | April 22, 2005 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
j.d.:

MOSCOW, Russia (Reuters) - In response to videos played on Arabic TV channel Al-Jazeera which show Al-Qaeda militants energetically training on elementary school playground equipment, the Russian Army released this training video showing its soldiers performing precise gymnastics movements within an interpretive dance routine complete with weapons and small red flags.

10. Posted by j.d. | April 22, 2005 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 09:31

After defecting into North ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by The WASP | April 22, 2005 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

After defecting into North Korea, Yo demonstrates the communist advantage to being ball-less.

11. Posted by The WASP | April 22, 2005 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 09:40

The communist always domina... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by The WASP | April 22, 2005 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

The communist always dominate the World Championships of goose stepping.

12. Posted by The WASP | April 22, 2005 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 09:42

Newly appointed Minister of... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by the27yanks | April 22, 2005 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the27yanks:

Newly appointed Minister of Defense Olga Korbut has instituted many changes in an attempt to transform the low morale military into a force worthy of beating a gang of 14 year old girls.

13. Posted by the27yanks | April 22, 2005 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 09:52

"F*cking showoff, like he's... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Brian | April 22, 2005 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian:

"F*cking showoff, like he's the only one who can do groin pushups..."

14. Posted by Brian | April 22, 2005 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 09:54

Oooh Boris! I will be your ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by dooley | April 22, 2005 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dooley:

Oooh Boris! I will be your foxhole buddy any time!

15. Posted by dooley | April 22, 2005 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 10:08

"Yo, Yuri! I told you, Gold... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Michael | April 22, 2005 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael:

"Yo, Yuri! I told you, Gold Bond Anti-Itch Formula works much better on jock itch than that!"

16. Posted by Michael | April 22, 2005 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 10:11

“Randall, ‘Parade Rest’ is ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Hodink | April 22, 2005 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

“Randall, ‘Parade Rest’ is not a funky dance move.”

17. Posted by Hodink | April 22, 2005 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 10:11

Martha's new cake topping:<... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by -S- | April 22, 2005 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

Martha's new cake topping:

Men in uniforms on ice with red flags and splits! It's a good thing.

18. Posted by -S- | April 22, 2005 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 10:17

New boots.New RUBB... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by -S- | April 22, 2005 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

New boots.

New RUBBER boots.

Booyah!

19. Posted by -S- | April 22, 2005 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 10:18

Despite Russia's economic w... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | April 22, 2005 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin P. Craver:

Despite Russia's economic woes, Vladimir Putin always managed to keep the Ministry of Silly Walks well-funded.

20. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | April 22, 2005 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 10:31

"Soldier, our direct orders... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith | April 22, 2005 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith:

"Soldier, our direct orders are to Get Down and Boogie!"

21. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith | April 22, 2005 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 10:33

Spatula - Somebody fetch me... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Tim McNabb | April 22, 2005 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim McNabb:

Spatula - Somebody fetch me a big freakin' spatula!

22. Posted by Tim McNabb | April 22, 2005 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 10:37

Captain Karpov demonstrates... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by wavemaker | April 22, 2005 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

Captain Karpov demonstrates the benefits of spinelessness as more Soviet officers wait their turn.

23. Posted by wavemaker | April 22, 2005 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 10:45

"EYYYOOOOOWWW! Sir, can't w... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 22, 2005 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

"EYYYOOOOOWWW! Sir, can't we just leap through flaming hoops like the Palestinians do?"

24. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 22, 2005 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 10:47

The First Ukrainian Arabesq... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by jumbo | April 22, 2005 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jumbo:

The First Ukrainian Arabesque Guards of the Belorussian Combat Ballet prepare to move out to their first positions in the dance-to-the-death battle.

25. Posted by jumbo | April 22, 2005 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 10:57

"No, you idiot! I asked yo... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jim Price | April 22, 2005 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Price:

"No, you idiot! I asked you how quickly you could sit on the ground."

26. Posted by Jim Price | April 22, 2005 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 11:04

Obeying his commander, Bori... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by FreakyBoy | April 22, 2005 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Obeying his commander, Boris stoically demonstrates that the cement is in fact hot enough to cook huevos on. Later, while recovering in the hospital, he would learn the expression "metaphorically speaking".

27. Posted by FreakyBoy | April 22, 2005 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 11:08

Why, Igor? Because I read ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Mike | April 22, 2005 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

Why, Igor? Because I read the New York Times, that's why. And Maureen Dowd said that the new pope once belonged to Hitler Youth. And YOU'RE the only one who can't swing a decent goose step!

-- or --

Somehow, Boris misunderstood the old joke about how the high school cheerleader found her boyfriend's missing class ring.

28. Posted by Mike | April 22, 2005 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 11:18

The meaning of the command,... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by -S- | April 22, 2005 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

The meaning of the command, "FREEZE," was garbled in translation from English to Russian. Commander Zspherowyreasiioepaheski demonstrates the Russian interpretation of the command by holding his "POPSICLE SPLIT" position until Spring.

29. Posted by -S- | April 22, 2005 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 11:32

Um... Alexi, "Don't ask, do... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 22, 2005 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Um... Alexi, "Don't ask, don't tell" is a Yankee poilicy.
It's not that, Boris. I was proving a bet, about putting something warm and wet on something cold, like in the movie they showed us last week, "Christmas Story"... and now I am stuck!

30. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 22, 2005 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 11:35

The kid's from Chernobyl be... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Timmer | April 22, 2005 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

The kid's from Chernobyl begin to grow up and show their stuff.

31. Posted by Timmer | April 22, 2005 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 11:37

"This is why I told the cap... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Brian | April 22, 2005 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian:

"This is why I told the captain we should never enlist anyone who has served in the French Army"

32. Posted by Brian | April 22, 2005 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 11:41

After having done the same ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jim Price | April 22, 2005 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Price:

After having done the same thing at a school play, various church services, and even his own wedding; as Yankov found himself doint it again- this time on his first day of boot camp- he had to face the sobering reality that he was, incurrably, a split personality.

Heh.

33. Posted by Jim Price | April 22, 2005 11:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 11:43

"Now... Kick yourself in th... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by ClusterChuck | April 22, 2005 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ClusterChuck:

"Now... Kick yourself in the head!"

34. Posted by ClusterChuck | April 22, 2005 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 11:45

Nomar Garciaparra demonstra... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Matt | April 22, 2005 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Nomar Garciaparra demonstrates the advantages of a detached groin muscle.

35. Posted by Matt | April 22, 2005 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 11:47

"Just one more thng that Sp... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by DaveP. | April 22, 2005 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveP.:

"Just one more thng that Specialist Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army. "

Don't know what I'm talking about? Go HERE:

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

36. Posted by DaveP. | April 22, 2005 11:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 11:53

Looks like it's gonna be 4t... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Dave | April 22, 2005 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave:

Looks like it's gonna be 4th and about a yard to go.

37. Posted by Dave | April 22, 2005 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 11:59

You clam diggers in these h... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Marty B | April 22, 2005 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marty B:

You clam diggers in these here parts sure do know how to have fun.

38. Posted by Marty B | April 22, 2005 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 12:07

"OOHHHH, you got SERVED!" s... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Brant | April 22, 2005 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brant:

"OOHHHH, you got SERVED!" said Yuri's comrades, after he completed a dramatic breakdance routine with the splits.

39. Posted by Brant | April 22, 2005 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 12:29

Splits and polish--lost in ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Paul Deignan | April 22, 2005 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul Deignan:

Splits and polish--lost in translation.

40. Posted by Paul Deignan | April 22, 2005 12:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 12:36

Don't ask, don't tell.... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by sentinel | April 22, 2005 12:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

Don't ask, don't tell.

Please don't tell.

41. Posted by sentinel | April 22, 2005 12:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 12:42

The Hunt for Blue Octobers<... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by sentinel | April 22, 2005 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

The Hunt for Blue Octobers

42. Posted by sentinel | April 22, 2005 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 12:43

Soldier on the left: "Th... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Rick13 | April 22, 2005 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

Soldier on the left: "These kind of Shananagin's would never have been tolerated under the old Communist Government!"

43. Posted by Rick13 | April 22, 2005 12:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 12:44

Everybody Sing! "Wind me u... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Rick13 | April 22, 2005 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

Everybody Sing! "Wind me up, put me down, start me up and watch me go!"

44. Posted by Rick13 | April 22, 2005 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 12:45

If one of you dudes calls m... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by kaos | April 22, 2005 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kaos:

If one of you dudes calls me Elasta-Girl again, you're gonna get a rubbeer boot up your a$$.

45. Posted by kaos | April 22, 2005 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 12:45

Igor shows off his famous "... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by bullwinkle | April 22, 2005 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Igor shows off his famous "brass monkey" move.

46. Posted by bullwinkle | April 22, 2005 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 12:58

"No comrade, I do not know ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by James T. Johnson | April 22, 2005 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James T. Johnson:

"No comrade, I do not know what is grosser than gross."

47. Posted by James T. Johnson | April 22, 2005 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 13:13

Doh! Mike beat me to it; te... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by James T. Johnson | April 22, 2005 1:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James T. Johnson:

Doh! Mike beat me to it; teaches me to just search for 'gross'.

48. Posted by James T. Johnson | April 22, 2005 1:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 13:14

The Russian military demons... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by John | April 22, 2005 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

The Russian military demonstrates its new meaning to the term "manhole cover."

49. Posted by John | April 22, 2005 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 13:29

"Confound it, Smithers---co... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Teflon93 | April 22, 2005 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

"Confound it, Smithers---couldn't you just duck like everybody else?"

50. Posted by Teflon93 | April 22, 2005 1:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 13:41

The men of the Second Armou... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by phred | April 22, 2005 1:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
phred:

The men of the Second Armoured Division regale us with their famous close order swanning about.

51. Posted by phred | April 22, 2005 1:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 13:42

And in that instant, Colone... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Teflon93 | April 22, 2005 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

And in that instant, Colonel Gorodov realized recruiting from the Bolshoi Ballet was a terrible mistake.

52. Posted by Teflon93 | April 22, 2005 1:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 13:43

Queer Eye for the Khaki Guy... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Teflon93 | April 22, 2005 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

Queer Eye for the Khaki Guy.

53. Posted by Teflon93 | April 22, 2005 1:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 13:43

"Slippery When Wet"... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Faith+1 | April 22, 2005 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"Slippery When Wet"

54. Posted by Faith+1 | April 22, 2005 1:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 13:44

Good thing we don't have to... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by DAVE | April 22, 2005 1:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DAVE:

Good thing we don't have to wear kilts, huh Yuri!

55. Posted by DAVE | April 22, 2005 1:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 13:49

Transvestite russian army r... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Norm | April 22, 2005 1:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

Transvestite russian army recruit Ivanna Splitzky demonstrates the usefulness of his/her sex change.

56. Posted by Norm | April 22, 2005 1:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 13:57

"So you're stuck to that ma... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 22, 2005 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"So you're stuck to that manhole cover, huh? I bet when you were little you'd stick your tongue to the flagpole too."

57. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 22, 2005 2:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 14:09

Kevin, upon realizing that ... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Phil Smith | April 22, 2005 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phil Smith:

Kevin, upon realizing that he had chosen the same picture as OTB's Thursday caption contest for the same week, performs the rarely seen Blogospheric Self-Emasculation.

58. Posted by Phil Smith | April 22, 2005 2:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 14:24

"Oh... do tell."... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 22, 2005 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Oh... do tell."

59. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 22, 2005 2:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 14:34

Audtitons for the first "Ga... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by annie | April 22, 2005 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
annie:

Audtitons for the first "Gays in the Military" ballet are now underway.

60. Posted by annie | April 22, 2005 2:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 14:44

"Yuri, tovarish, for crying... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Slublog | April 22, 2005 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Slublog:

"Yuri, tovarish, for crying out loud I said yob tvoyu' maht!"

61. Posted by Slublog | April 22, 2005 2:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 14:53

Ivan want be Dallas Cowboy ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 22, 2005 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Ivan want be Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader - Dah!

62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 22, 2005 3:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 15:14

"Igor, you fool! You put Be... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Jim | April 22, 2005 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

"Igor, you fool! You put BenGay on your balls not vaseline!"

63. Posted by Jim | April 22, 2005 3:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 15:15

As your commandant - I orde... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Norman | April 22, 2005 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norman:

As your commandant - I order you to get up and quit showing off, Gumby...

64. Posted by Norman | April 22, 2005 3:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 15:41

Lt. Mikhail Romanov demonst... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Sue Dohnim | April 22, 2005 3:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sue Dohnim:

Lt. Mikhail Romanov demonstrates his finishing move in "Mortal Kombat 8: A Chorus Line."

65. Posted by Sue Dohnim | April 22, 2005 3:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 15:54

not up for vote just wish I... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by firstbrokenangel | April 22, 2005 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
firstbrokenangel:

not up for vote just wish I could do that.

Cindy

66. Posted by firstbrokenangel | April 22, 2005 4:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 16:09

Oleg demonstrates the new R... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by jimmyg | April 22, 2005 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jimmyg:

Oleg demonstrates the new Russian salute.

67. Posted by jimmyg | April 22, 2005 4:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 16:27

"You are no Tim Conway, Com... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by capitano | April 22, 2005 4:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

"You are no Tim Conway, Comrade Dorfsky!"

68. Posted by capitano | April 22, 2005 4:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 16:38

"Ys, Sergeant, the pavement... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by McGehee | April 22, 2005 4:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"Ys, Sergeant, the pavement is VERY cold."

69. Posted by McGehee | April 22, 2005 4:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 16:39

I can't get up. My balls ar... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Larry | April 22, 2005 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Larry:

I can't get up. My balls are stuck to the ice. They're blue, too.

70. Posted by Larry | April 22, 2005 4:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 16:41

Watch Yuri. Boris slam int... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by robert | April 22, 2005 6:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

Watch Yuri. Boris slam into ice over and over - little Boris swell up like football. Make Natasha very happy.

71. Posted by robert | April 22, 2005 6:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 18:19

This is what happens when t... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Randy | April 22, 2005 6:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Randy:

This is what happens when the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) chip malfunctions.

72. Posted by Randy | April 22, 2005 6:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 18:24

Soldier on the ground: " A ... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Dodo David | April 22, 2005 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Soldier on the ground: " A minute ago my name was Paul. From now on, call me Paula.

73. Posted by Dodo David | April 22, 2005 6:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 18:27

"Now when pacing off approx... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Jeff | April 22, 2005 6:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

"Now when pacing off approximate distances, each step is about 2 meters".

74. Posted by Jeff | April 22, 2005 6:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 18:32

Commanding Officer to soldi... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Dodo David | April 22, 2005 6:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Commanding Officer to soldier doing the splits:
"Stop with the ballerina-soldier routine. The oxymoron contest was last week."

[Who won the oxymoron contest, anyway?]

75. Posted by Dodo David | April 22, 2005 6:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 18:33

"Yuri? That's NOT how you ... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by JimK | April 22, 2005 8:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"Yuri? That's NOT how you teabag. For one thing, you forgot to take off your pants."

76. Posted by JimK | April 22, 2005 8:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 20:38

small red flags...$4... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by trappedinmn | April 22, 2005 8:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
trappedinmn:

small red flags...$4
toy rifles....$26
military uniforms....$88
having a rubber band for a groin....priceless

77. Posted by trappedinmn | April 22, 2005 8:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 20:38

“Alright who put the Ben Ga... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Stan25 | April 22, 2005 8:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

“Alright who put the Ben Gay in my shorts”

78. Posted by Stan25 | April 22, 2005 8:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 20:41

This is why I get to be in ... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Jenniferg | April 22, 2005 9:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jenniferg:

This is why I get to be in the "Front" of the line, boys. Watch and learn.

79. Posted by Jenniferg | April 22, 2005 9:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 21:15

(I have not read all 80 pre... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Linoge | April 22, 2005 10:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Linoge:

(I have not read all 80 previous ones, so if this is a duplicate, I apologize in advance.)

"What, you think this is it? Just watch - I can do it in step too!"

80. Posted by Linoge | April 22, 2005 10:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 22:16

Nyet ask...nyet tell.... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by kane | April 22, 2005 11:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kane:

Nyet ask...nyet tell.

81. Posted by kane | April 22, 2005 11:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2005 23:58

The remaining contestants o... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by jmaster | April 23, 2005 12:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

The remaining contestants on Russian Idol knew they were doomed when Ivan ended his “I’m a Little Teapot” routine with a dramatic split.

His left leg “handle” was a bit askew, but he absolutely NAILED the right leg spout

82. Posted by jmaster | April 23, 2005 12:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 00:22

The remaining contestants o... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by jmaster | April 23, 2005 12:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

The remaining contestants on Russian Idol knew they were doomed when Ivan ended his “I’m a Little Teapot” routine with a dramatic split.

His left leg “handle” was a bit askew, but he absolutely NAILED the right leg spout

83. Posted by jmaster | April 23, 2005 12:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 00:22

Ooops. Sorry for the double... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by jmaster | April 23, 2005 12:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

Ooops. Sorry for the double. I'm just a bit twitchy tonight.

84. Posted by jmaster | April 23, 2005 12:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 00:24

"No, I didn't see the 'Slip... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by jpg | April 23, 2005 12:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jpg:

"No, I didn't see the 'Slippery When Wet' sign."

85. Posted by jpg | April 23, 2005 12:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 00:44

Ice guy:"WHAA.a.a.... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by -S- | April 23, 2005 5:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

Ice guy:

"WHAA.a.a.a.a.TT?"

86. Posted by -S- | April 23, 2005 5:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 05:19

Ever since the iron cutain ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Dave G. | April 23, 2005 6:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave G.:

Ever since the iron cutain was torn down Russian soldiers are forced to find new ways to mark their territory.

87. Posted by Dave G. | April 23, 2005 6:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 06:55

"OK Private, just because y... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by itismedavid | April 23, 2005 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

"OK Private, just because you can do the splits doesn't mean we'll be taking long walks on the beach and swapping spit in the shower" (plagiarism is the only tool of the unimaginative)

88. Posted by itismedavid | April 23, 2005 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 07:43

"Over here we have a demons... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Veeshir | April 23, 2005 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Veeshir:

"Over here we have a demonstration of the new rules for Texas HS cheerleaders".

89. Posted by Veeshir | April 23, 2005 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 08:46

Sergi, point your toes!... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by RicardoVerde | April 23, 2005 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RicardoVerde:

Sergi, point your toes!

90. Posted by RicardoVerde | April 23, 2005 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 10:28

ASTROS #5 Jeff Bagwell at t... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Zsa Zsa | April 23, 2005 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zsa Zsa:

ASTROS #5 Jeff Bagwell at training camp showing off how he can do the splits at first base...What a guy! What a guy!

91. Posted by Zsa Zsa | April 23, 2005 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 11:15

As part of Putin's commitme... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by yetanotherjohn | April 23, 2005 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

As part of Putin's commitment to democracy, Russian soldiers will now be allowed to march to a different drummer, how ever measured and far away.

92. Posted by yetanotherjohn | April 23, 2005 1:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 13:17

Hey, look! La Trinacria! ... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Clayton D. Jones | April 23, 2005 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clayton D. Jones:

Hey, look! La Trinacria! This'll wow 'em in Misterbianco...

(really obscure...)

93. Posted by Clayton D. Jones | April 23, 2005 2:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 14:01

I don't care how you keep y... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Nick | April 23, 2005 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nick:

I don't care how you keep your falsetto voice! I'm not joining the military choir with you!

94. Posted by Nick | April 23, 2005 4:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 16:34

Nyet, Comrade Klinger, a sp... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Maggie | April 23, 2005 6:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Nyet, Comrade Klinger, a split personality does NOT qualify you for a Section 8.

95. Posted by Maggie | April 23, 2005 6:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 18:10

After using his very specia... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by marty byk | April 23, 2005 7:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marty byk:

After using his very special diving rod to le lead the troops to water, Boris wows that platoon by drilling for oil.

96. Posted by marty byk | April 23, 2005 7:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 19:09

The Russian Military Chorus... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 23, 2005 8:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

The Russian Military Chorus never looked forward to a Head-of-State visit from the U.S.A. as special preparations were needed to hit the high notes during the obligatory singing of the Star Spangled Banner.

97. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 23, 2005 8:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2005 20:00

"If just ONE more of you co... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by McCain | April 24, 2005 2:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

"If just ONE more of you could do THIS, we could spell T-I-T.

98. Posted by McCain | April 24, 2005 2:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 24, 2005 02:07

That vodlka and hooker that... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Stan25 | April 24, 2005 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

That vodlka and hooker that Demitri had last night must have really drained him.

99. Posted by Stan25 | April 24, 2005 1:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 24, 2005 13:59

Banana Republic Split... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Deaner59 | April 24, 2005 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deaner59:

Banana Republic Split

100. Posted by Deaner59 | April 24, 2005 2:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 24, 2005 14:06

Soldier of Misfortune... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Deaner59 | April 24, 2005 2:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deaner59:

Soldier of Misfortune

101. Posted by Deaner59 | April 24, 2005 2:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 24, 2005 14:08

Check it out, Tovarisch ... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by JD | April 24, 2005 10:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JD:

Check it out, Tovarisch Keptin - Scrotum Angel!

102. Posted by JD | April 24, 2005 10:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 24, 2005 22:53

Update: <... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Kevin | April 25, 2005 2:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

103. Posted by Kevin | April 25, 2005 2:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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