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Comments (89)
OK guys, they don't suspect... (Below threshold)1. Posted by dooley | May 6, 2005 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK guys, they don't suspect a thing. Just act normal and keep walking.
1. Posted by dooley | May 6, 2005 10:33 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 10:33
2. Posted by bill | May 6, 2005 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did you know they taste like chicken?
2. Posted by bill | May 6, 2005 10:34 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 10:34
3. Posted by diana | May 6, 2005 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey look at the girl following us trying to act like a penguin. What an asshat.
3. Posted by diana | May 6, 2005 10:36 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 10:36
4. Posted by MudBean | May 6, 2005 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ugh. Freakin' tourists..."
4. Posted by MudBean | May 6, 2005 10:38 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 10:38
5. Posted by Peg K | May 6, 2005 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who told us it was formal? Had I known this was the dress code, I'd have worn my Tommy Hilfiger jogging suit.
5. Posted by Peg K | May 6, 2005 10:39 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 10:39
6. Posted by headybaby | May 6, 2005 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He: I'm not lost, I don't need to ask directions. Quit harping at me, woman!
6. Posted by headybaby | May 6, 2005 10:47 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 10:47
7. Posted by Bob_fibber | May 6, 2005 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Further proof that just about anyone and anything can come across the US/Mexico border
7. Posted by Bob_fibber | May 6, 2005 10:50 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 10:50
8. Posted by Laurence Simon | May 6, 2005 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You know, the last guy I knew who had Chlamydia was wearing a tuxedo, too."
8. Posted by Laurence Simon | May 6, 2005 10:54 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 10:54
9. Posted by Chilly Willy | May 6, 2005 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Microsoft released a photo today which it claimed supported it's belief that prolonged exposure to Linux stunted human growth and worse."
9. Posted by Chilly Willy | May 6, 2005 11:04 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 11:04
10. Posted by wavemaker | May 6, 2005 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Eyes right and fall in! You on the left, you're out of formation!!"
10. Posted by wavemaker | May 6, 2005 11:08 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 11:08
11. Posted by McGehee | May 6, 2005 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
[sigh] It brings back memories of the olden days when rough-and-ready Americans would drive their penguin herds to market, braving storms, rustlers and marauding Indians.
11. Posted by McGehee | May 6, 2005 11:32 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 11:32
12. Posted by Brian J. | May 6, 2005 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An anti-TSA march draws support from a number of people, and species, who've suffered inconvenience at the hands of the airport screeners.
12. Posted by Brian J. | May 6, 2005 11:33 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 11:33
13. Posted by Kirby | May 6, 2005 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That was close at the airport metal detector, now where is the British consolate?"
13. Posted by Kirby | May 6, 2005 11:36 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 11:36
14. Posted by The Man | May 6, 2005 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Islamic Penguins...the females have to walk 3 paces behind the male.
14. Posted by The Man | May 6, 2005 11:46 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 11:46
15. Posted by bullwinkle | May 6, 2005 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When the Chicken High class of '95 met for their 10th reunion they all had to laugh when they realized they all had chosen the Penguin tribal tattoo in their pathetic attempts to seem unique.
15. Posted by bullwinkle | May 6, 2005 11:49 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 11:49
16. Posted by Smoke Eater | May 6, 2005 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The newest additions to the aclu legal team are seen here looking for anyone and/or anything which could be deemed as offensive, then the screeching will ensue.
16. Posted by Smoke Eater | May 6, 2005 12:01 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 12:01
17. Posted by truth peddler | May 6, 2005 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The penguins were excited about starting the first Gay Penguin Pride parade.
17. Posted by truth peddler | May 6, 2005 12:16 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 12:16
18. Posted by Phil Wells | May 6, 2005 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ramblers often take a supply of penguins with them in case they start feeling peckish.
18. Posted by Phil Wells | May 6, 2005 12:18 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 12:18
19. Posted by jmaster | May 6, 2005 12:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After achieving international acclaim on the Web, (http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/hokey.htm), the Hokey Pokey Penguins kick off their first world tour with a free public performance in San Francisco
19. Posted by jmaster | May 6, 2005 12:46 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 12:46
20. Posted by jeremy in NYC | May 6, 2005 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No war for ice! No war for ice! No war for.......waitaminute - what are we SAYING? Yes war for ice!"
20. Posted by jeremy in NYC | May 6, 2005 12:56 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 12:56
21. Posted by Faith+1 | May 6, 2005 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The 39th Street Penguin Cribs dared anyone to make eye contact during their zoo tour...
21. Posted by Faith+1 | May 6, 2005 1:00 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 13:00
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 6, 2005 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Please stop jumping out and yelling BOO at us, we're flightless you morons."
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 6, 2005 1:01 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 13:01
23. Posted by The WASP | May 6, 2005 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Penguins:
I told you San Francisco had the most animal rights wacko's look at them surrounding us to protect, now all we have to do is lure them back to those polar bears we made a deal with so the bears can eat these suckers.... ha ha ha..
23. Posted by The WASP | May 6, 2005 1:04 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 13:04
24. Posted by D. Carter | May 6, 2005 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
San Francisco gay activists "out" penguins at local zoo.
24. Posted by D. Carter | May 6, 2005 1:20 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 13:20
25. Posted by Chrees | May 6, 2005 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sheesh, look at the company they force us to keep. And they wonder why we have Chlamydia?"
25. Posted by Chrees | May 6, 2005 1:21 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 13:21
26. Posted by Brad Warbiany | May 6, 2005 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an odd coincidence, the term "moonbat" equals "penguin" in their language. The penguins thus thought they were invited to the moveon.org rally.
26. Posted by Brad Warbiany | May 6, 2005 1:48 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 13:48
27. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 6, 2005 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Where's the Dang raw fish kiosk?"
27. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 6, 2005 2:10 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 14:10
28. Posted by SteveL | May 6, 2005 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Howard Dean and other DNC leaders disguise themselves as flightless waterfowl for a covert look at Jesusland.
28. Posted by SteveL | May 6, 2005 2:11 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 14:11
29. Posted by zach | May 6, 2005 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(lady in green sweater) "come everybody, we have to get these penguins away from Paris Hilton"
http://www.howdoyoulikemyface.com/2005_05_01_hdylmf_archive.html#111539811612788909
29. Posted by zach | May 6, 2005 2:17 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 14:17
30. Posted by Deaner59 | May 6, 2005 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Emperors have no clothes!
30. Posted by Deaner59 | May 6, 2005 2:47 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 14:47
31. Posted by Jack in TX | May 6, 2005 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Demonstrating her over-arching care for all things in Nature, the Eco-Moonbat herds the terrified penguins towards 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to show the Bush Administration's insensitivity to global wildlife issues.
31. Posted by Jack in TX | May 6, 2005 2:48 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 14:48
32. Posted by plainslow | May 6, 2005 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know what you can do with your pies!!!
32. Posted by plainslow | May 6, 2005 2:48 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 14:48
33. Posted by Sean Gleeson | May 6, 2005 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As they marched, the moonbat penguins chanted and sang:
"We're here, we're Spheniscidae, get used to it!"
"What do we want?" "Krill!" "When do we want it?" "Now!"
"Boycott Batman!"
"Cloacal sex is a right!"
"Keep your rosaries off my uropygial gland!"
33. Posted by Sean Gleeson | May 6, 2005 2:49 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 14:49
34. Posted by Jack in TX | May 6, 2005 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Since Bill Clinton rarely swims, the plan to stop the outbreak of chlamydia was centered on moving the penguins to an island...
34. Posted by Jack in TX | May 6, 2005 2:52 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 14:52
35. Posted by SJDoss | May 6, 2005 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tourists and penguins flock together near the beaches of Antarctica for the 2008 global warming conference.
35. Posted by SJDoss | May 6, 2005 2:53 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 14:53
36. Posted by Tym | May 6, 2005 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"In other news today, the 2008 Democratic candidates for President paraded through the park."
36. Posted by Tym | May 6, 2005 2:56 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 14:56
37. Posted by John Burgess | May 6, 2005 3:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Formation walking discovered in rare merging of moonbat and penguin flocks. Global warming suspected as cause.
37. Posted by John Burgess | May 6, 2005 3:12 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 15:12
38. Posted by Hodink | May 6, 2005 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Next time, let's get a Border Collie. This woman is loud and takes herself too seriously."
38. Posted by Hodink | May 6, 2005 3:21 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 15:21
39. Posted by JAT0 | May 6, 2005 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unknown to the Wonkette, Ann Marie walks through the “PENGUIN_RAY,” a hideous device created by Kevin to turn unsuspecting tinhats into docile, flightless creatures with little or no brainpower.
39. Posted by JAT0 | May 6, 2005 3:25 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 15:25
40. Posted by Sue Dohnim | May 6, 2005 3:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl Rove's newest mind control scheme, Operation Tenessee Tuxedo, met with great success today as hundreds of liberals mysteriously drowned in the reflecting pool at the National Mall.
40. Posted by Sue Dohnim | May 6, 2005 3:39 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 15:39
41. Posted by JAT0 | May 6, 2005 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the angry mob of penguins rush forward, the lead penguin yells: “Let’s go men, I see that damn AFLAC duck just ahead. Let’s beat the crap out of him!”
41. Posted by JAT0 | May 6, 2005 3:40 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 15:40
42. Posted by McCain | May 6, 2005 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Protesters arrive to disrupt Al Gore's speech on global warming.
42. Posted by McCain | May 6, 2005 4:03 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 16:03
43. Posted by Cancon | May 6, 2005 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1. Hmmm, guys, I think we took a wrong turn at Argentina, this ain't Antartica!
2. Lead Penquin in Central Park: These humans are giving me the creeps and we aren't even near the 80's yet.
3. NYPD unveils its new division, the Penquin Park Patrol, as part of its cost costing measures.
43. Posted by Cancon | May 6, 2005 4:03 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 16:03
44. Posted by shark | May 6, 2005 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thwarted in their attempt to have felons vote, Democrats reveal the next voter bloc they will target...
44. Posted by shark | May 6, 2005 4:03 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 16:03
45. Posted by DaveD | May 6, 2005 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And here's a story we're watching for the 6 o'clock news: Protests against oil exploration in the Antarctic highlight the common ground among an expanding number of groups of otherwise divergent interests.
45. Posted by DaveD | May 6, 2005 4:04 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 16:04
46. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 6, 2005 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, Where'd the Big One go?"
46. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 6, 2005 4:10 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 16:10
47. Posted by rorochub | May 6, 2005 4:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Outraged by new regulations announced by the FDA, Gay penguins march in protest. The shout heard throughout the zoo:
"Yes, we're gay, when will you learn
that even gay penguins have safe sperm"
47. Posted by rorochub | May 6, 2005 4:16 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 16:16
48. Posted by chad... | May 6, 2005 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McMurdo Station Antarctica 20 years after the decrease in atmospheric pollutants decreased global dimming, thereby speeding up global warming. Dang the catalytic convertor.
48. Posted by chad... | May 6, 2005 4:30 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 16:30
49. Posted by Linoge | May 6, 2005 5:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Take us to your leader! Take us to your leader! Take us to... ah, forget it. No signs of intelligence here.
49. Posted by Linoge | May 6, 2005 5:22 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 17:22
50. Posted by Hermoine | May 6, 2005 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Being reintroduced into the wild was more distressing than expected. The only ice they saw was Ice-T, Ice Cube and Vanilla Ice. When they asked to see the water, a woman turned on a water fountain.
50. Posted by Hermoine | May 6, 2005 5:39 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 17:39
51. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 6, 2005 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Kos kids wander the campus, looking for the Ann Coulter speech at the student union. Hopefully, their new disguises will let them get close enough to Ann ask about ass-f*cking republicans again.
51. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 6, 2005 5:50 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 17:50
52. Posted by Traci | May 6, 2005 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tennessee Tuxedo, long retired after the sudden death of his partner Chumley, walks with his family to the annual Phineas J. Whoopee charity concert in New York’s Central Park. Commander McBragg was to host.
52. Posted by Traci | May 6, 2005 5:52 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 17:52
53. Posted by Darleen | May 6, 2005 6:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joining the weekly San Francisco anti-war march and Vegan Recipe Exchange, the newest inter-species members get a warm welcome from the marchers as their new chant gains popularity "Bush Lied, Penguins Died"
53. Posted by Darleen | May 6, 2005 6:32 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 18:32
54. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 6, 2005 6:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tired of drunken onlookers constantly yelling "Do I smell fish?", the promoters of the Central Park Lesbian Pride Parade this year had an answer.
54. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 6, 2005 6:45 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 18:45
55. Posted by E. Nough | May 6, 2005 6:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Last St. Patrick's day... just how drunk was I?"
55. Posted by E. Nough | May 6, 2005 6:54 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 18:54
56. Posted by E. Nough | May 6, 2005 6:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I agree, Roger. Despite some interesting interpretations, Night of the Living Dead XVIII was too low-budget, and far too surreal."
56. Posted by E. Nough | May 6, 2005 6:58 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 18:58
57. Posted by E. Nough | May 6, 2005 7:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One more for tonight:
With the exception of Eminem, efforts to introduce more diversity into the ranks of rap and hip hop performers have so far proven unsuccessful.
57. Posted by E. Nough | May 6, 2005 7:03 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 19:03
58. Posted by Stan25 | May 6, 2005 7:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As Algore was trying to make a speech bragging about how he invented the internet, the crowd was suddenly distracted by the raucaus noise of the penguin cowbys driving a small herd of penguins down the sidewalk. :)
58. Posted by Stan25 | May 6, 2005 7:32 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 19:32
59. Posted by Stan25 | May 6, 2005 7:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As Algore was railing about how the Bush Administration was responsible for global warming, a flock of penguins wandered down the sidewalk. The loud chorus of boos and catcalls were loudly heard drowning out what Algore was saying.
59. Posted by Stan25 | May 6, 2005 7:39 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 19:39
60. Posted by mesablue | May 6, 2005 7:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's the last time we use NeverLost!
60. Posted by mesablue | May 6, 2005 7:40 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 19:40
61. Posted by Zsa Zsa | May 6, 2005 8:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My feet are Killing me!...Ya, well I think I heard something smelly from over there!..
61. Posted by Zsa Zsa | May 6, 2005 8:11 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 20:11
62. Posted by Jack in TX | May 6, 2005 10:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Little boys no longer arriving like clockwork, the Neverland staff escorts a new selection of "Special Little Guests" towards Michael's chambers...
62. Posted by Jack in TX | May 6, 2005 10:26 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 22:26
63. Posted by reelcobra | May 6, 2005 10:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
UN too little too late for these guys http://reelcobra.blogspot.com/2005/05/un-too-little-too-late-for-these-guys.html
63. Posted by reelcobra | May 6, 2005 10:34 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 22:34
64. Posted by Eric | May 6, 2005 11:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Democrats in Washington State find more voters who voted for Gregoire.
64. Posted by Eric | May 6, 2005 11:07 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 23:07
65. Posted by Eric | May 6, 2005 11:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While dangerous and some say fool-hardy, residents of San Francisco participate in the annual running of the penguins.
65. Posted by Eric | May 6, 2005 11:15 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 23:15
66. Posted by Eric | May 6, 2005 11:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The terrified crowd parts as a gang of penguins goes on a wilding rampage in Golden Gate Park.
66. Posted by Eric | May 6, 2005 11:23 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 23:23
67. Posted by -S- | May 6, 2005 11:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Overheard Penguin Talk:
"Hey, Penguin, I can't remember, is it that WE'RE for global warming and THEY'RE for the next ice age?"
"No, Penguin, it's that THEY'RE for the next ice age and WE'RE for global warming."
"Hey, Penguin, I thought that's what I said, that WE'RE for global warming and THEY'RE for the next ice age!"
"Oh, right, Penguin, yes, you did say that. But I think, upon closer review, that our position is that we're FOR the next ice age and THEY'RE for the global warming, because, otherwise, we'll have to figure out where to get their clothes in Minus8 sizes. Maybe Patagonia has 'em. I heard they take haddock for payment if we can deliver it fresh."
67. Posted by -S- | May 6, 2005 11:39 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 23:39
68. Posted by -S- | May 6, 2005 11:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From the crowd: "Candygram!"
68. Posted by -S- | May 6, 2005 11:40 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 23:40
69. Posted by Jinx McHue | May 6, 2005 11:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Penguins: "Hey. Anyone seen Danny Devito around here?"
69. Posted by Jinx McHue | May 6, 2005 11:44 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 23:44
70. Posted by Jinx McHue | May 6, 2005 11:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Both contributed by Eric:
"Democrats in Washington State find more voters who voted for Gregoire."
"While dangerous and some say fool-hardy, residents of San Francisco participate in the annual running of the penguins."
XD
70. Posted by Jinx McHue | May 6, 2005 11:48 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 23:48
71. Posted by Nick | May 6, 2005 11:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Escaping the zoo sure would be alot easier if we could fly.
71. Posted by Nick | May 6, 2005 11:52 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2005 23:52
72. Posted by Eric | May 7, 2005 12:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What's Black and White and Red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn?
No a group of penguins walking around with a bunch San Francisco liberals.
72. Posted by Eric | May 7, 2005 12:07 AM |
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Posted on May 7, 2005 00:07
73. Posted by Eric | May 7, 2005 12:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey which way to the White House Correspondent's Dinner, I hear its really funny?
73. Posted by Eric | May 7, 2005 12:29 AM |
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Posted on May 7, 2005 00:29
74. Posted by -S- | May 7, 2005 2:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Penguin One to Penguin Two, Three, Four, Five and Six:
"Just keep walking. Pretend you don't notice them. Just keep walking and don't make eye contact. And step up the pace, the ocean is only meters away. And, most important here, do.not.feed.them. And, whatever you do, don't look like food."
74. Posted by -S- | May 7, 2005 2:40 AM |
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Posted on May 7, 2005 02:40
75. Posted by LordFloppington | May 7, 2005 5:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well boys, we've all got penguin chlamydia, and it's probably fatal. I say screw it! I'm gonna mooch a smoke off that chimp three pens down. Who's with me?!"
75. Posted by LordFloppington | May 7, 2005 5:07 AM |
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Posted on May 7, 2005 05:07
76. Posted by BoDiddly | May 7, 2005 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Speculation increased today, after the DU rally, that the group has pledged support to Oswald Cobblepot for his Presidential run in 2008.
76. Posted by BoDiddly | May 7, 2005 9:32 AM |
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Posted on May 7, 2005 09:32
77. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 7, 2005 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I told you Al Gore was an Idiot, Global Warming hasn't brought us anything at the Antarctic except fame and free fish.'
"Yea, but these tourists sure are noisy and messy."
"...But at least they haven't found out about our vast reserves of oil... oops..."
"Shut up you, Moron."
"Here more of them come, stop talking and walk funny."
77. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 7, 2005 12:12 PM |
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78. Posted by Faith+1 | May 7, 2005 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The source of penguin chlamydia is discovered when Pimp Emperor-P is seen in the zoo trying to shop his hos to the monkeys.
When questioned he was heard to say, "Yeah, gonna trade a little penguin-tang for some righteous blow from them howler monkies. Their shit is kicking."
78. Posted by Faith+1 | May 7, 2005 12:28 PM |
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79. Posted by Bouhaki | May 7, 2005 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tonya Harding is a good zookeeper. She boxes with people who vex the animals. And when folks really get out of hand, Tonya clubs them.
79. Posted by Bouhaki | May 7, 2005 2:28 PM |
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80. Posted by bullwinkle | May 7, 2005 7:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
....then the lead penguin muttered under his breath, "You'd think these liberals would know which foot is the left one.", but continued the Hokey-Pokey lessons realizing that it was all in vain.
80. Posted by bullwinkle | May 7, 2005 7:01 PM |
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81. Posted by fatman | May 7, 2005 10:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let's see now: Bill and Hilary, Al and Tipper, Ted, Howard and...uh oh. Teresa? Teresa?! TE-RAY-ZA!!!"
81. Posted by fatman | May 7, 2005 10:26 PM |
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82. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 7, 2005 11:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let's go pick up Katie Holmes."
"Think we've got a shot?"
"Maybe, we're taller than Tom Cruise."
"Good Point."
82. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 7, 2005 11:03 PM |
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83. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 8, 2005 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taking a break from Capitol Hill, Democrat leaders decide to blend with the populace. "We're one of you - really!"
83. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 8, 2005 8:54 AM |
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84. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 8, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As Kate reaches out to clasp the hand of her boyfriend Steve, she realizes the shocking truth; he has decided to "come out" on Disney's "Penguin Pride Day."
84. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 8, 2005 9:13 AM |
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85. Posted by robert | May 8, 2005 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Walk like an Egyption.
85. Posted by robert | May 8, 2005 10:34 AM |
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86. Posted by Stan25 | May 8, 2005 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Algore!!!! Does this look like global warming? If it is; what the hell are these penguins doing running around in Callyfornia?
86. Posted by Stan25 | May 8, 2005 5:51 PM |
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87. Posted by Rachel Edith | May 8, 2005 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, I'm just thinking what would possess a soul to get pengiuns drunk and make them walk a mile in your shoes?
87. Posted by Rachel Edith | May 8, 2005 6:49 PM |
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88. Posted by Eric | May 9, 2005 12:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After a rough day of blogging Kevin, Jay, Paul and the guys from Powerline go for a few drinks in Nashville.
88. Posted by Eric | May 9, 2005 12:01 AM |
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89. Posted by Kevin | May 9, 2005 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
89. Posted by Kevin | May 9, 2005 12:47 AM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 00:47