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Ah, spring, when strapless ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by bullwinkle | May 9, 2005 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah, spring, when strapless maternity dresses and nursing halter tops hit the racks at Wal-Mart. It's the favorite time of the year for for trailer trash skanks. Throw in a pair of fur-cuffed ankle boots for that "just left the Salvation Army store" look and your good for a night out of bowling or bingo.
1. Posted by bullwinkle | May 9, 2005 11:56 AM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 11:56
2. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | May 9, 2005 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Those frappachinos are like 1100 calories a peice, and I bet she swills 5 a day. Girls getting F-A-T fat and fast. We should have a Britney Spears weight gain contest and see who comes closest to guessing her final pregnancy weight. This isn't going to be pretty, and I like it.
2. Posted by Gabriel Chapman | May 9, 2005 12:13 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 12:13
3. Posted by BumperStickerist | May 9, 2005 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
call me old fashioned but pregnant women should gain weight, not 'Shamu' style weight, but a fair amount of weight.
And, c'mon, the girl can't catch a break - millions of women get pregnant, gain weight, dress less-than-fashionably, and go out and about with their business.
The entertainment industry is finally serving up a slice of reality, and now people are bitching. Relax guys... could be worse, she could be putting out some godawful Kabbalah Maternity Exercise tapes.
My only real worry if for the kid --- Britney is pure concentrated trailer park ... if there's a supercell thunderstorm or tornado nearby, it will find her.
3. Posted by BumperStickerist | May 9, 2005 1:22 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 13:22
4. Posted by wavemaker | May 9, 2005 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think that container has ice water in it. But she really shouldn't leave the house without her make-up.
4. Posted by wavemaker | May 9, 2005 1:32 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 13:32
5. Posted by The Zero Boss | May 9, 2005 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Cletus Federline". Damn. I'm gonna be chuckling the rest of the day over that.
5. Posted by The Zero Boss | May 9, 2005 1:33 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 13:33
6. Posted by Laurence Simon | May 9, 2005 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's the Rosie O'Donnell Betty Rubble look!
EGAD!
6. Posted by Laurence Simon | May 9, 2005 1:43 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 13:43
7. Posted by Jonathan | May 9, 2005 2:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I work for Starbucks and can assure you that our marketing people are not going to exploit the fact that she has been frequenting our stores. Let her spend all the money there she wants, but God forbid one of these photos makes it into an ad. Perish the thought.
7. Posted by Jonathan | May 9, 2005 2:21 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 14:21
8. Posted by Clay Jarr | May 9, 2005 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Grammy Award-winning pop icon Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline will share their personal love story through exclusive, never-before-seen private home videos they shot themselves during their courtship, engagement and wedding. This fun, uniquely personal series will give viewers a rare glimpse inside the pair's relationship and life together."
The footage begins shortly after Britney and Kevin first met in Los Angeles and headed off to Europe together on tour, leading up to and including their wedding day. Through new footage and commentary, Britney and Kevin will personally guide viewers through their story."
Personally guide viewers? Migawd, I feel lunch comin' up.
8. Posted by Clay Jarr | May 9, 2005 2:36 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 14:36
9. Posted by Eneils Bailey | May 9, 2005 3:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where do you sign up to get one of the puppies?
9. Posted by Eneils Bailey | May 9, 2005 3:30 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 15:30
10. Posted by Mike | May 9, 2005 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Folks, this is why celebrity handlers always hire professionals for their clients' hair, makeup, and shoes.
Left to themselves, celebrities (particularly ones from Podunkville, LA) should NEVER venture out in public.
The only thing that I fear from these episodes is that someone will decide to make Trailer Park Chic the new "in" look for the summer.
Blech.
10. Posted by Mike | May 9, 2005 4:47 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 16:47
11. Posted by Master of None | May 9, 2005 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, put her in a school girl uniform, and I'd still do her.
11. Posted by Master of None | May 9, 2005 4:48 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 16:48
12. Posted by SilverBubble | May 9, 2005 5:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah, those boots just really make that outfit come alive!
12. Posted by SilverBubble | May 9, 2005 5:22 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 17:22
13. Posted by McGehee | May 9, 2005 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not me. What I'd catch, I couldn't hide from my wife.
13. Posted by McGehee | May 9, 2005 5:26 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 17:26
14. Posted by -S- | May 9, 2005 5:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think I agree with a few earlier and that is that she's pregnant, give her a break.
She's going to gain weight -- I've seen more than a few women remain on diet mode during pregnancy and pose real problems to the health of their child.
If she wants to wear fluffy slipper boots, I think I can understand why.
14. Posted by -S- | May 9, 2005 5:29 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 17:29
15. Posted by -S- | May 9, 2005 5:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think the first photo is sweet, and, about the second photo, I'm trying to imagine what most (if not all) the guys on Wizbang look like taking out their trash.
15. Posted by -S- | May 9, 2005 5:31 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 17:31
16. Posted by -S- | May 9, 2005 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...while not even being pregnant (most of them, ha).
16. Posted by -S- | May 9, 2005 5:32 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 17:32
17. Posted by BorgQueen | May 9, 2005 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is the show going to have footage of Cletus telling his pregnant girlfriend that he was getting married?
17. Posted by BorgQueen | May 9, 2005 5:44 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 17:44
18. Posted by Darleen | May 9, 2005 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've been pregnant 4 times.. two winter deliveries, two summer. Pregnant during warm weather is no picnic
But I'd never even go to the supermarket dressed in that getup! That's strictly in the backyard with your swollen ankles cooling in the inflatable kiddie pool look.
Just more proof that celebrity/$$$ doesn't equate class.
18. Posted by Darleen | May 9, 2005 7:14 PM |
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Posted on May 9, 2005 19:14
19. Posted by Steve | May 10, 2005 12:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So how much caffeine is the poor baby being fed?
19. Posted by Steve | May 10, 2005 12:56 AM |
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Posted on May 10, 2005 00:56
20. Posted by jess @ LOSLI | May 10, 2005 11:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So... I guess it is official that she is no longer a virgin eh? I know my mother will be so dissapointed. She used to tell me to find a girl more like Britney... ya know one one that was saving herself for marriage and ya know blonde.... Mother never liked the girls I dated.
20. Posted by jess @ LOSLI | May 10, 2005 11:32 PM |
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Posted on May 10, 2005 23:32
21. Posted by fatman | May 11, 2005 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Got Milk?
21. Posted by fatman | May 11, 2005 10:57 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2005 10:57
22. Posted by Cletus Podunk | July 13, 2006 1:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well hooooooooowdy y'all! So happens I live in in-bred Tennessee, in a trailer park that is ................... and if'n y'all send her here, there go the neighborhood!!
22. Posted by Cletus Podunk | July 13, 2006 1:53 AM |
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Posted on July 13, 2006 01:53