Ten stories you may have missed...
- Bikini-clad realtor's billboard sparks controversy - [NBC4] (billboard)
Police search for giant wiener [Backcountry Conservative] (pic)
If your ex-girlfriend hangs 300 nude pictures of you at school and you get back together with her, you must be hung like a mule [NBC10]
Having solved all the rest of the country's problems, Congress seeks to ban fake penises. [Rueters] (NSFW picture)
"Dude, where's my finger?" [AP Photo]
Capital Hill evacuation gets the Drudge photo treatment [Wonkette]
Never make a bet with student involving insects... [News10.net]
Oh the humanity!!! A truck carrying hauling 2,000 cases of beer flipped over and unleashed a sea of suds onto Canada's busiest highway. A reader e-mailed this picture which while sad, isn't of the scene. I've now found a video (Windows Media) of the accident scene - [Rueters]
Everyone's favorite tinfoil-hatted boxing announcer cites Democratic Underground as "Various statisticians." Unfortunately a picture of Lampley donning a tin foil hat are not yet available... - [Jim Lampley]
Proof that starting a whisper campaign to imply your opposition is a slack-jawed yokel with a hillbilly accent is bound to blow-up in your face. [VA Conservative]




Comments (7)
Its Jackson vs. Sharpton in... (Below threshold)1. Posted by reelcobra | May 12, 2005 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Its Jackson vs. Sharpton in the Compton "Shakedown of the Century"
1. Posted by reelcobra | May 12, 2005 6:44 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2005 18:44
2. Posted by MrJimm | May 12, 2005 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geez, I thought you were kidding about Lampley & the DU "statisticians". He links to the DU DIRECTLY in his post! Un-fucking-believable.
2. Posted by MrJimm | May 12, 2005 7:02 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2005 19:02
3. Posted by reelcobra | May 12, 2005 9:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"are you an idiot, reelcobra? There's no picture in that."
"Sure there is".
"No there isn't".
"uh..."
"Well?"
"You must not be getting it, you know, a technical thing..."
"No, your lame website doesn't have pictures, because you can't figure out how to upload them".
"I thought you download pictures... I mean"--
--"Your Honor, I rest my case".
3. Posted by reelcobra | May 12, 2005 9:24 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2005 21:24
4. Posted by CraigC | May 12, 2005 10:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I ever decide to move down south, I know who my realtor will be. Man, those are some beautiful tits. Real, too.
4. Posted by CraigC | May 12, 2005 10:45 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2005 22:45
5. Posted by Faith+1 | May 12, 2005 11:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is going to sound strange, but I happen to agree with the DU "statisticians" that the discrepency between exit polls and the actual vote results shows signs of conspiracy and vote fraud.
I think it's a clear case showing that most of the pollsters were/are in cohoots with the DNC and the MSM to defeat Republican/conservative candidates. I think the ext polls were faked in a failed attempt to influence the election.
5. Posted by Faith+1 | May 12, 2005 11:03 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2005 23:03
6. Posted by OregonMuse | May 13, 2005 12:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The billboard of that realtor reminds me of that scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail where the king is trying to convince his wet dishrag of a son that the girl he was supposed to marry was worth it because "she's got HUGE... tracts of land!"
6. Posted by OregonMuse | May 13, 2005 12:10 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 00:10
7. Posted by McGehee | May 13, 2005 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh yeah -- the first thing I notice about a woman is her ... tracts.
7. Posted by McGehee | May 13, 2005 12:52 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 12:52