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Comments (139)
What a great Babe Magnet th... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Macker | May 13, 2005 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What a great Babe Magnet this turned out to be!
1. Posted by Macker | May 13, 2005 9:45 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 09:45
2. Posted by Rusty | May 13, 2005 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's hot.
2. Posted by Rusty | May 13, 2005 9:47 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 09:47
3. Posted by SarahW | May 13, 2005 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thurn ofth th air inthake, I'm THtUCK!
3. Posted by SarahW | May 13, 2005 9:48 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 09:48
4. Posted by kevino | May 13, 2005 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
4. Posted by kevino | May 13, 2005 9:50 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 09:50
5. Posted by Mays | May 13, 2005 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Shut up Pete! I know Storm Trooper armor isn't supposed to have a bulge in the crotch!"
5. Posted by Mays | May 13, 2005 9:51 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 09:51
6. Posted by RickDC | May 13, 2005 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nice Helmet :)
6. Posted by RickDC | May 13, 2005 9:51 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 09:51
7. Posted by Amicus Curiae | May 13, 2005 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I bet she gives great helmet.
7. Posted by Amicus Curiae | May 13, 2005 9:52 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 09:52
8. Posted by Kris Carlson | May 13, 2005 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who's the hot chick?
8. Posted by Kris Carlson | May 13, 2005 9:56 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 09:56
9. Posted by Matt | May 13, 2005 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stormtrooper Bob hits it off with Vader's slutty daughter, "Paris".
9. Posted by Matt | May 13, 2005 9:56 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 09:56
10. Posted by elgato | May 13, 2005 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
10. Posted by elgato | May 13, 2005 10:13 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:13
11. Posted by Mike | May 13, 2005 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TK421 why aren't you at your post?
11. Posted by Mike | May 13, 2005 10:16 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:16
12. Posted by William L. Dewhurst | May 13, 2005 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Girls Love A Man In Uniform!
12. Posted by William L. Dewhurst | May 13, 2005 10:18 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:18
13. Posted by jeff | May 13, 2005 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am NOT a Minuteman... more like a 5 minute man...
13. Posted by jeff | May 13, 2005 10:23 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:23
14. Posted by Brian | May 13, 2005 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ouchie ouchie ouchie, I need a bigger codpiece...."
14. Posted by Brian | May 13, 2005 10:23 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:23
15. Posted by a4g | May 13, 2005 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I vote for Mike's 'TK421...'
15. Posted by a4g | May 13, 2005 10:32 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:32
16. Posted by Zsa Zsa | May 13, 2005 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NICE PACKAGE ! ...
16. Posted by Zsa Zsa | May 13, 2005 10:34 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:34
17. Posted by Rovin | May 13, 2005 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stop it! Stop it! You're making Monica jeolous and there's no more room for my cigar.
17. Posted by Rovin | May 13, 2005 10:38 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:38
18. Posted by Hodink | May 13, 2005 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Want to cross pollinate?"
18. Posted by Hodink | May 13, 2005 10:40 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:40
19. Posted by Doug | May 13, 2005 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Force was truely with Storm Trooper 7EZ
19. Posted by Doug | May 13, 2005 10:41 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:41
20. Posted by Doug | May 13, 2005 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whats a small town girl got to do to get off this planet?
20. Posted by Doug | May 13, 2005 10:45 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:45
21. Posted by Norm | May 13, 2005 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Princess Lay-ya ?
21. Posted by Norm | May 13, 2005 10:48 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:48
22. Posted by BlogDog | May 13, 2005 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unfortunately for cloned trooper 213356789, his codpiece contained only actual cod.
22. Posted by BlogDog | May 13, 2005 10:49 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:49
23. Posted by CeeJ | May 13, 2005 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is not the prostitute you are looking for."
23. Posted by CeeJ | May 13, 2005 10:50 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:50
24. Posted by Jeff | May 13, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Young Jedi apprentice Layla tries her recently learned skill of Jedi Tongue Control...none of this happened...I was never here...
24. Posted by Jeff | May 13, 2005 10:51 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:51
25. Posted by Jeff | May 13, 2005 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...so tell me...is it true what they say about Storm Troopers?...it's trew...it's trew...
25. Posted by Jeff | May 13, 2005 10:54 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:54
26. Posted by pennywit | May 13, 2005 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I find your lack of a shirt disturbing."
"I sense a disturbance in my pants."
"Wanna see my lightsaber?"
"A clone alone with a bone."
26. Posted by pennywit | May 13, 2005 10:54 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:54
27. Posted by Jinx McHue | May 13, 2005 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, baby. Come to my place after the movie and I'll show you a [i]real[/i] lightsaber.
27. Posted by Jinx McHue | May 13, 2005 10:59 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 10:59
28. Posted by Jinx McHue | May 13, 2005 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Er... Wrong brackets or does HTML just not work?
28. Posted by Jinx McHue | May 13, 2005 11:00 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 11:00
29. Posted by Josh Poulson | May 13, 2005 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Despite improving his sense of style and awareness of current events, this pimp still drove a purple 1974 Impala with his mother's name on the title."
29. Posted by Josh Poulson | May 13, 2005 11:01 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 11:01
30. Posted by Marty | May 13, 2005 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
*CLUNK!*
"Ow."
30. Posted by Marty | May 13, 2005 11:03 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 11:03
31. Posted by Jinx McHue | May 13, 2005 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Life-long virgin and Star Wars geek Ralph suddenly realized that he was finally going to be able to "use the Force."
31. Posted by Jinx McHue | May 13, 2005 11:03 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 11:03
32. Posted by WunderKraut | May 13, 2005 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I never noticed before that a storm troopers helmet looks like the tip of a large circumcised penis...I guess the hot girl licking him made me think of that.
32. Posted by WunderKraut | May 13, 2005 11:08 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 11:08
33. Posted by Hoodlumman | May 13, 2005 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"In related news, codpiece sales rose 421% during the previous week."
33. Posted by Hoodlumman | May 13, 2005 11:28 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 11:28
34. Posted by -S- | May 13, 2005 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
[DISCLAIMER: participating as wordsmithee, ignore the I.D.]
"Hey, babe, I thought you said you liked my GUN!"
34. Posted by -S- | May 13, 2005 11:29 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 11:29
35. Posted by Matt | May 13, 2005 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is not the prostitute you are looking for."
I'll give it to CeeJ
35. Posted by Matt | May 13, 2005 11:31 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 11:31
36. Posted by Ryan | May 13, 2005 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Despite the protection offered by his fully armored body condom, Bob was still a bit nervous about his date with Paris Hilton.
36. Posted by Ryan | May 13, 2005 11:41 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 11:41
37. Posted by Jeff | May 13, 2005 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TK421, can I see your post?
37. Posted by Jeff | May 13, 2005 11:48 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 11:48
38. Posted by Di | May 13, 2005 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll touch your plastic if you touch mine ...
38. Posted by Di | May 13, 2005 11:55 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 11:55
39. Posted by HeyMike | May 13, 2005 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Skywalker, schmywalker...do that down here next.
39. Posted by HeyMike | May 13, 2005 11:56 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 11:56
40. Posted by sentinel | May 13, 2005 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey baby, wanna see my P-wing fighter?
40. Posted by sentinel | May 13, 2005 11:58 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 11:58
41. Posted by KBiel | May 13, 2005 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave finally got the girls to notice him, despite spending all of his time on-line chatting about Star Wars and Star Trek, but he couldn't figure out why he still wasn't "getting any".
41. Posted by KBiel | May 13, 2005 12:01 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 12:01
42. Posted by Cancon | May 13, 2005 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey babe, you want the Force, I'll give you the Force."
"Fibreglass makes the man"
42. Posted by Cancon | May 13, 2005 12:05 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 12:05
43. Posted by LJD | May 13, 2005 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wanna buff my helmet?
Wanna feel the force in your dark side?
My uniform is mostly full of silicone too....
Your name wouldn't happen to be Princess Lay-Ya?
43. Posted by LJD | May 13, 2005 12:06 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 12:06
44. Posted by Dale Price | May 13, 2005 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've got a bad feeling about this...
...but I don't care."
44. Posted by Dale Price | May 13, 2005 12:06 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 12:06
45. Posted by Rick13 | May 13, 2005 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"These aren't the Breast's you're looking for"!
"These aren't the Breast's I'm looking for"!
45. Posted by Rick13 | May 13, 2005 12:08 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 12:08
46. Posted by JimK | May 13, 2005 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And that was the last time a woman ever touched Bob.
46. Posted by JimK | May 13, 2005 12:15 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 12:15
47. Posted by Murdoc | May 13, 2005 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It looks like you've managed to cut off your only escape route!"
47. Posted by Murdoc | May 13, 2005 12:25 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 12:25
48. Posted by Murdoc | May 13, 2005 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"
48. Posted by Murdoc | May 13, 2005 12:25 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 12:25
49. Posted by Murdoc | May 13, 2005 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Holding her is dangerous."
49. Posted by Murdoc | May 13, 2005 12:28 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 12:28
50. Posted by martyr | May 13, 2005 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Terrified, Bob held completely still in hopes that the strange creature would soon leave him alone
50. Posted by martyr | May 13, 2005 12:29 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 12:29
51. Posted by mm24mm24 | May 13, 2005 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hmmm, now wait a minute...yes, YES, im now beginning to the feel the force!"
51. Posted by mm24mm24 | May 13, 2005 12:30 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 12:30
52. Posted by Faith+1 | May 13, 2005 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scene 47, Act III, "Star Wars 9:Revenge of The Princess"
Skywalker (disguised as StormTrooper)
Princess (whispering): "Luke, I am your Father. Join me on the Dark Side. It's hot."
52. Posted by Faith+1 | May 13, 2005 12:44 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 12:44
53. Posted by pokey2121 | May 13, 2005 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You came in that? You're braver than I thought."
53. Posted by pokey2121 | May 13, 2005 12:49 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 12:49
54. Posted by S.K. | May 13, 2005 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
64 fell for her even though she did all the other clones last night.
54. Posted by S.K. | May 13, 2005 1:01 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:01
55. Posted by McGehee | May 13, 2005 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pennywit wrote: "I sense a disturbance in my pants."
I ain't even gonna try to beat that one.
55. Posted by McGehee | May 13, 2005 1:09 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:09
56. Posted by SarahW | May 13, 2005 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gee, when IS the last time I got my helmet polished?
56. Posted by SarahW | May 13, 2005 1:13 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:13
57. Posted by Todd Bush | May 13, 2005 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, seriously, I am glad to see you."
57. Posted by Todd Bush | May 13, 2005 1:27 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:27
58. Posted by david | May 13, 2005 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So... are those buttons for what I think they're for?
58. Posted by david | May 13, 2005 1:29 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:29
59. Posted by Todd Bush | May 13, 2005 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've met Jango and I'm just wondering... did they clone, ya know... everything?"
59. Posted by Todd Bush | May 13, 2005 1:32 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:32
60. Posted by david | May 13, 2005 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
... and if you press this button right here it...
60. Posted by david | May 13, 2005 1:32 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:32
61. Posted by Chrees | May 13, 2005 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry, these uniforms don't come in size skank.
61. Posted by Chrees | May 13, 2005 1:33 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:33
62. Posted by spacemonkey | May 13, 2005 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
More Star Wars Fan Fiction
62. Posted by spacemonkey | May 13, 2005 1:33 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:33
63. Posted by BoDiddly | May 13, 2005 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Good news: Chicks love the Stormtrooper outfit.
Bad news: By the time you get out of it, the mood has passed.
63. Posted by BoDiddly | May 13, 2005 1:35 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:35
64. Posted by Chrees | May 13, 2005 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look at what the 300 Storm Troopers behind me are wearing and tell me if you think I'm concerned that Paris Hilton is wearing the same dress as you...
64. Posted by Chrees | May 13, 2005 1:35 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:35
65. Posted by rawlie | May 13, 2005 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Huh, the Micheline man didn't taste like rubber either!"
65. Posted by rawlie | May 13, 2005 1:35 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:35
66. Posted by Bouhaki | May 13, 2005 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I am feeling things that I do not believe are in my program."
66. Posted by Bouhaki | May 13, 2005 1:36 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:36
67. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 13, 2005 1:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Storm Trooper's inabilty to hit any he shoots at always comes in handy when out of contraceptives.
67. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 13, 2005 1:42 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:42
68. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 13, 2005 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That would be "anything". Doh. And "Inability". Doh again.
68. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 13, 2005 1:43 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:43
69. Posted by twolaneflash | May 13, 2005 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dick Cheney, you get out of there this instant! You can hide one big head, but not both!"
69. Posted by twolaneflash | May 13, 2005 1:48 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:48
70. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 13, 2005 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No thanks, I’m still with the Droid, C3PO, unless you care for a menage a drois
Later when Ellen Degeneres stepped out of the Storm Trooper costume, all my fantasies went up in a poof of smoke, well most of them did.
Girl: “Hmmm, a hard man is good to find.”
That's no Moon . . . that's Jessica Cutler.
70. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 13, 2005 1:50 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:50
71. Posted by Stan | May 13, 2005 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1 : mmm, fresh batterys.
2 : Does that thig vibrate?
3 : I usually get 20 for a lapdance but i'll do you for free.
71. Posted by Stan | May 13, 2005 1:50 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:50
72. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 13, 2005 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stars Wars Trivia Tidbit #13,427 Did you know that there was a need for Storm Trooper helments to have windshield wipers on the inside of the goggles?
72. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 13, 2005 1:52 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:52
73. Posted by toddzilla | May 13, 2005 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mmm, set your phasers on STUNNING!
73. Posted by toddzilla | May 13, 2005 1:56 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 13:56
74. Posted by mcgriff | May 13, 2005 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey big fella, how about a little wookie?
Wanna see my 2 headed light saber?
74. Posted by mcgriff | May 13, 2005 2:06 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 14:06
75. Posted by pennywit | May 13, 2005 2:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My Force will be with you. Always."
"Help me, Stormtrooper Bob, you're my only hope."
"Well, if I have to ... "
The things women will do for the good of the Empire.
"This is how democracy ends. With a tongue."
"Women love a man in uniform."
"Say hello to my little friend!"
"Your helmet ... it's so ... large!"
"Eat your heart out, 'scruffy-lookin''"
--|PW|--
75. Posted by pennywit | May 13, 2005 2:08 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 14:08
76. Posted by The WASP | May 13, 2005 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hooker's always clean up at Star Wars conventions..
76. Posted by The WASP | May 13, 2005 2:11 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 14:11
77. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 13, 2005 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While wearing his prized stormtrooper outfit, fondling a babe and relishing in his coup de grace, the uncoordinated, overwieght lightsaber kid from the internet now laughs at you, dweeb!
77. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 13, 2005 2:28 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 14:28
78. Posted by Laurence Simon | May 13, 2005 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(I'm with elgato on this one)
78. Posted by Laurence Simon | May 13, 2005 2:30 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 14:30
79. Posted by Wffcamaro | May 13, 2005 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A storage compartment for you Guinness beer while in combat! BRILLIANT!
79. Posted by Wffcamaro | May 13, 2005 2:44 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 14:44
80. Posted by David M | May 13, 2005 2:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mmmmm... Your clone-a-licious!
80. Posted by David M | May 13, 2005 2:45 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 14:45
81. Posted by Chad Evans | May 13, 2005 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At a Star Wars gala that brought out nerds from all accross the United States, Storm Trooper Glen was seen with his date claiming that she was not a paid escort. A person dressed up as Yoda ran out and exclaimed "Dollars for a date, you paid." This ugly scene was quickly quieted by the Republican guard.
81. Posted by Chad Evans | May 13, 2005 2:57 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 14:57
82. Posted by David | May 13, 2005 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One is mostly plastic.
The other is an Imperial Stormtrooper.
82. Posted by David | May 13, 2005 3:06 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 15:06
83. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 13, 2005 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Girl: "My way with you, I will have..."
Trooper: "Dang it Yoda, cut out the shape changing crap."
83. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 13, 2005 3:07 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 15:07
84. Posted by Zsa Zsa | May 13, 2005 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES!...Hmmm?
84. Posted by Zsa Zsa | May 13, 2005 3:14 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 15:14
85. Posted by Zsa Zsa | May 13, 2005 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Are you the UPS Man?...
85. Posted by Zsa Zsa | May 13, 2005 3:17 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 15:17
86. Posted by bullwinkle | May 13, 2005 3:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vickie was smarter than the other hookers. She liked to work the "Dorkfest" events, Star Wars openings, Trekie and D&D conventions, Mac users symposiums, blogger's meetings and any other gatherings of men who rarely left their mother's basements. The money was great because these guys finished really quick and there was no need to worry about disease, they had extremely low exposure rates. She just wished for once that one of them could actually fill the cod-piece.
86. Posted by bullwinkle | May 13, 2005 3:34 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 15:34
87. Posted by Jared | May 13, 2005 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look sir, whores!
87. Posted by Jared | May 13, 2005 3:35 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 15:35
88. Posted by itismedavid | May 13, 2005 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cut that out! You don't where that tongue's been!
Great, now I'll have to spend the next three hours disinfecting! Hope Vadar doesn't get wind of this.
88. Posted by itismedavid | May 13, 2005 3:41 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 15:41
89. Posted by Norm | May 13, 2005 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That's not my earlobe," he said tongue-on-cheek...
89. Posted by Norm | May 13, 2005 3:43 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 15:43
90. Posted by Norm | May 13, 2005 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
little did the dumb blonde she know that the Storm Trooper was liquid cooled, as her tongue stuck to him as on a coldmetal fence in the middle of winter...
90. Posted by Norm | May 13, 2005 3:47 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 15:47
91. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 13, 2005 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Fly me to the moon."
"How 'bout Uranus?"
(you just knew that one was coming)
91. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 13, 2005 3:48 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 15:48
92. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 13, 2005 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I still like SarahW's submission.
92. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 13, 2005 3:49 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 15:49
93. Posted by dooley | May 13, 2005 3:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin's life was forever changed when the Star Wars and AVN conventions were double booked.
93. Posted by dooley | May 13, 2005 3:58 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 15:58
94. Posted by Faith+1 | May 13, 2005 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Star Wars Kid and Paris Hilton rumored to be dating after book tour on their best selling "How To Become Famous With Embarrassing Home Videos".
94. Posted by Faith+1 | May 13, 2005 4:18 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 16:18
95. Posted by Faith+1 | May 13, 2005 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm Rick James, bitch."
95. Posted by Faith+1 | May 13, 2005 4:20 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 16:20
96. Posted by Doug | May 13, 2005 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Slutskya was about to find out that this Storm Trooper was "Big hat--no light saber"
96. Posted by Doug | May 13, 2005 4:34 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 16:34
97. Posted by jmaster | May 13, 2005 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After her third hit of ecstasy, the haunting and enigmatic lyrics to the ABBA song “Super Trooper” suddenly became perfectly clear to Katie, and she knew she had to make her move.
97. Posted by jmaster | May 13, 2005 4:40 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 16:40
98. Posted by pennywit | May 13, 2005 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wanna see my Star Destroyer?"
98. Posted by pennywit | May 13, 2005 5:07 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 17:07
99. Posted by Jeff | May 13, 2005 5:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Young Jedi apprentice Katie took it literally when the Jedi Council said they wanted to lick the Empire
99. Posted by Jeff | May 13, 2005 5:13 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 17:13
100. Posted by McGehee | May 13, 2005 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Transvestite Sith apprentice Darth Skank plots to turn another innocent boy to the Not-That-There's-Anything-Wrong-With-It Side.
100. Posted by McGehee | May 13, 2005 5:17 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 17:17
101. Posted by Jeff | May 13, 2005 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I would like to see what that stupid Triumph the Insult Comic Dog has to stay about my new girlfriend...
101. Posted by Jeff | May 13, 2005 5:21 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 17:21
102. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 13, 2005 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Me love you lightyears.
102. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 13, 2005 5:26 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 17:26
103. Posted by billy | May 13, 2005 5:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The codpiece runneth over, my lord.
103. Posted by billy | May 13, 2005 5:30 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 17:30
104. Posted by marty byk | May 13, 2005 6:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh my God..this honey's giving me a case of white balls of intergallactic proportions.
104. Posted by marty byk | May 13, 2005 6:28 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 18:28
105. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 13, 2005 6:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oooh baby... I'd do anything... just anything... to get you to come over to the dark side."
105. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 13, 2005 6:54 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 18:54
106. Posted by Linoge | May 13, 2005 6:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Girl: You know, if it were not for all this armor...
Trooper: Damnit! I knew I should have been a Jedi! Robes come off in a flash...
106. Posted by Linoge | May 13, 2005 6:59 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 18:59
107. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 13, 2005 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Would the great big Stormy Warmy wike to come up to my wittle woom and show me his wight saber?"
107. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 13, 2005 7:08 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 19:08
108. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 13, 2005 7:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The answer is still no - we do not allow women into combat under any circumstances, and that's final!"
108. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 13, 2005 7:20 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 19:20
109. Posted by Dodo David | May 13, 2005 7:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stormtrooper to Woman: "Is the Force in you?"
Woman: "No."
Stormtrooper: "Would you like it to be?"
109. Posted by Dodo David | May 13, 2005 7:41 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 19:41
110. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 13, 2005 7:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't underestimate the power of the dark side.
110. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 13, 2005 7:55 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 19:55
111. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 13, 2005 7:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum an villainy - for under $20.
111. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 13, 2005 7:57 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 19:57
112. Posted by RollCast | May 13, 2005 8:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What happens on Tattooine stays on Tattooine.
112. Posted by RollCast | May 13, 2005 8:26 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 20:26
113. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 13, 2005 8:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From the mixed movies category:
"Did you see that bodacious set of tah tahs?"
113. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 13, 2005 8:36 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 20:36
114. Posted by Marty | May 13, 2005 8:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Next up on QVC...Protect those Jewels! It's the newest in deep space chastity belts. The "E-Vader". Item #A-3422. Comfy, sleek and stylish. The E-Vader keeps you out of trouble whether you're lounging on deck or enjoying a well deserved shore leave on some exotic planet with your special trooper pals. And best of all, it's universal! One size fits all**. Comes in choice of white. If you can't defend The Empire at least defend your honor- with "The E-Vader". By Death Star Int.
**Jar Jar Binks not included
114. Posted by Marty | May 13, 2005 8:44 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 20:44
115. Posted by pennywit | May 13, 2005 8:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is not the tongue you are looking for."
"Take a look at this codpiece, and tell me 'size matters not,' baby!"
Jedi Tongue Trick
115. Posted by pennywit | May 13, 2005 8:58 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 20:58
116. Posted by Radios | May 13, 2005 9:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poster boy for the "In the event of an erection lasting four hours, or more, please seek medical attention" warning.
116. Posted by Radios | May 13, 2005 9:34 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 21:34
117. Posted by m | May 13, 2005 9:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I, for one, welcome our Stormtrooper overlords.
117. Posted by m | May 13, 2005 9:57 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 21:57
118. Posted by mhking | May 13, 2005 10:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Can I dock in your port?"
118. Posted by mhking | May 13, 2005 10:43 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 22:43
119. Posted by fustian | May 13, 2005 10:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
UN rapes have been way down since Bolton delivered the new Peacekeeper uniforms...
119. Posted by fustian | May 13, 2005 10:51 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 22:51
120. Posted by Kelly | May 13, 2005 11:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After their yearly Hollywood convention, the American Plastics Council (APC) has decided to modify their slogan to: Plastics Make ANYTHING Possible.
120. Posted by Kelly | May 13, 2005 11:35 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2005 23:35
121. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 14, 2005 12:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"They warned us in bootcamp about you hookers infected with giant alien torso crabs"
121. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 14, 2005 12:44 AM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 00:44
122. Posted by Smoke Eater | May 14, 2005 1:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uh, miss, that part of the costume looks the same on ALL of the storm troopers, it's molded that way!
122. Posted by Smoke Eater | May 14, 2005 1:06 AM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 01:06
123. Posted by Cowboy Blob | May 14, 2005 1:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After giving a wookie nookie, a Jedi head (aye!), and making an R2 hard too, Princess Lay-ya wants a Stormtrooper up the pooper.
123. Posted by Cowboy Blob | May 14, 2005 1:43 AM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 01:43
124. Posted by Cowboy Blob | May 14, 2005 1:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is this called "Giving a Clone a Bone?"
124. Posted by Cowboy Blob | May 14, 2005 1:46 AM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 01:46
125. Posted by Cowboy Blob | May 14, 2005 1:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stormtrooper Bob blessed his luck that he'd located a Gungan Linguist after she uttered, "Meesa Horny!"
125. Posted by Cowboy Blob | May 14, 2005 1:59 AM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 01:59
126. Posted by Squall | May 14, 2005 4:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A stormtrooper's outfit: The protection that Trojan Man can't even compare with.
126. Posted by Squall | May 14, 2005 4:36 AM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 04:36
127. Posted by Mike Boelter | May 14, 2005 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even after Enzyte Bob was still to short in that special place to be her stormtrooper. . .
127. Posted by Mike Boelter | May 14, 2005 10:07 AM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 10:07
128. Posted by lawhawk | May 14, 2005 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
~Darth always said the Force will be with me, but I had no idea it worked in such mysterious ways.
~Hey, watch the tongue, if I wanted slobber on my armor, I'd have gone over to Jabba's Hutt.
128. Posted by lawhawk | May 14, 2005 10:47 AM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 10:47
129. Posted by bullwinkle | May 14, 2005 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not a caption but well worth seeing. Definitely on topic.
http://geekfantasies.com/
Especially this one.
http://geekfantasies.com/sample5.html
129. Posted by bullwinkle | May 14, 2005 11:34 AM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 11:34
130. Posted by shooter | May 14, 2005 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NE 1 469, Why aren't you at your post?
130. Posted by shooter | May 14, 2005 11:47 AM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 11:47
131. Posted by OregonMuse | May 14, 2005 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And now for a caption that has absolutely nothing to do with Star Wars:
"Benny's Jewish mom always made him take 'safe sex' precautions waaaaay too seriously."
131. Posted by OregonMuse | May 14, 2005 1:06 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 13:06
132. Posted by Justin B | May 14, 2005 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RANDAL: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers, HOOKERS.
DANTE: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at.
RANDAL: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to perform a blumpkin? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
132. Posted by Justin B | May 14, 2005 3:41 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 15:41
133. Posted by Zsa Zsa | May 14, 2005 8:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Smooth...Mmmmm ...I love sucking face...You must wax!...Your cheak is so nice and firm...Mmm Mmm! You don't even know my name...Mmmmm
133. Posted by Zsa Zsa | May 14, 2005 8:28 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 20:28
134. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 14, 2005 8:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've got a good feeling about this!
134. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 14, 2005 8:32 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2005 20:32
135. Posted by drieux just drieux | May 15, 2005 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thank God I wasn't in a Reserve or National Guard Unit that got activated for service in the WhateverOnWhomever and could stay safe in the rear with the beer and the babes.
135. Posted by drieux just drieux | May 15, 2005 9:44 AM |
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Posted on May 15, 2005 09:44
136. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | May 15, 2005 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You taste good for being a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.
136. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | May 15, 2005 10:48 AM |
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Posted on May 15, 2005 10:48
137. Posted by Ken | May 15, 2005 9:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Holy fantasies, Batman, look at this. We need to modernize our crime fighting techniques.
137. Posted by Ken | May 15, 2005 9:09 PM |
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Posted on May 15, 2005 21:09
138. Posted by mcgriff | May 15, 2005 11:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Star Whores!
138. Posted by mcgriff | May 15, 2005 11:01 PM |
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Posted on May 15, 2005 23:01
139. Posted by Kevin | May 16, 2005 1:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
139. Posted by Kevin | May 16, 2005 1:15 AM |
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Posted on May 16, 2005 01:15