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Dave Chappelle Says, "I'm not smoking crack"

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A correspondent for Time magazine found him in South Africa. Chappelle counters rumors, saying "I'm not smoking crack or hanging out in a mental institution"

Chappelle: Not Crazy, Not on Crack - [E! Online]


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Yeah and Alexander wasn't <... (Below threshold)

Yeah and Alexander wasn't gay

He's smoking crack AND hang... (Below threshold)
a4g:

He's smoking crack AND hanging out in a mental institution.

There's a big difference.</... (Below threshold)
a4g:

There's a big difference.

And now Chappelle is in the... (Below threshold)

And now Chappelle is in the middle of the Vicente Fox - Jesse Jackson - Al Sharpton brawl

Yeah, it's good old fashion... (Below threshold)

Yeah, it's good old fashioned cocaine.
Or herione. But definitely not crack.

He arrived for the 5:00 fre... (Below threshold)
TheKid:

He arrived for the 5:00 free crack giveaway, only to learn that his friends had staged an intervention.

It ain't the crack, it's re... (Below threshold)
Ray Midge:

It ain't the crack, it's religion. My guess is that Chapelle's gonna become comedys' Cat Stevens. Shame.

Who is Dave Chappelle and w... (Below threshold)

Who is Dave Chappelle and why should we care?

Damn. I was going with the ... (Below threshold)
Jewwwwssss:

Damn. I was going with the "WHO" line. Damn. I need new materail.

And so dose Dave.

Ha. Thats something. I gess...

I venture to guess some of ... (Below threshold)
Albertanator:

I venture to guess some of his problem is Islam......and you can be sure he is getting some nasty Islamic doctrine to totally confuse him...

He is badly badly overrated anyways.....not original in the least.......has to swear every second word or use the n word.....

Very very weak humour

'"I'm not smoking crack or ... (Below threshold)
IcallMasICM:

'"I'm not smoking crack or hanging out in a mental institution"'

Someone should check on whoever gave him the $50M contract though.

I think he just ran out of ... (Below threshold)
brak:

I think he just ran out of material and freaked out. "I'm Rick James b----" was never really that funny, and now he has a huge contract to live up to.

Not funny? You are the one ... (Below threshold)
Chris aka Kazel:

Not funny? You are the one who needs to check into an institution. Not original? Maybe not, but then again as old as our country is, there's not a whole lot of "firsts" left to have. I found his humor VERY funny. Too bad he skipped out on production. As was stated before, I'm thinking he's gone for religious purposes. Hope he gets his life and mentality in check, even if it means no more Chapelle's Show

Wow...I think all you mothe... (Below threshold)
Nicole:

Wow...I think all you motherfuckers are on crack...Dave Chappelle is hilarious and if you don't think so good for you. You don't need to advertise it publicly on some poorly designed web forum. Do you assholes watch SNL or MAD or any other t.v show for that matter...You're going to tell me that no other actor has ever made a joke about another celebrity or mocked someone else in show biz like Chappelle does?
Anyways he's the one with the $50M contract so keep hatin' while he counts his bills.

P.S. I got to this site because I clicked on a picture on google...A HILARIOUS picture from a HILARIOUS Episode of Chappelle's Show...

Peace out ya hatin' bitches

u guys r idiots,its called ... (Below threshold)
AARONB:

u guys r idiots,its called acting,who cares hes richer then u anyway

dave chappelle is the man i... (Below threshold)
D-ro:

dave chappelle is the man i dont know what you guys are all talking about. it might not be original but it is fuckin hilarious and you cant deny that. anyoen who has seen his stand ups 'klling them softly' or 'for what its worth' know what im talking about when i say that my sides hurt after watching it. so fuck all you that dont find him humourous you can go fuck yourself. peace.

You guys are all bitches he... (Below threshold)
Julia:

You guys are all bitches hes a fucking person and even if he is fucking smoking crack who gives a shit its not youre problems and if you dont think hes funny you dont need to come on youre fucking computer and come and insult him online

all y'all who be hatin on D... (Below threshold)

all y'all who be hatin on Dave Chapelle then y'all can suck f****** d***

Dave is the $hit. He is soo... (Below threshold)
shady0708:

Dave is the $hit. He is soooo F'n funny and i believe he is very original. Dave is not on crack, and hes not in a mental institution, he went to africa to get away from showbiz and you faggets start to hate on him cuz you dont understand him, he is definentally one of the funniest people around.

Wow.I love Dave Chap... (Below threshold)
Amanda Dudar:

Wow.I love Dave Chapelle. He is the funniest man in the whole world. He is the only guy to make me laugh as ahrd as he does.

Plus....If you don't like h... (Below threshold)
Amanda:

Plus....If you don't like him, you have no effin life, or no sense of humour. He is the...man. I'm not obsessed...but I love him. If you don't, YOU guys are on crack. Yah Tyrone Bigguns.

Plus....If you don't like h... (Below threshold)
Amanda:

Plus....If you don't like him, you have no life, or no sense of humour. He is the...man. I'm not obsessed...but I love him. If you don't, YOU guys are on crack. Yah Tyrone Bigguns.

Iam Rick James Bitchhh...Oh... (Below threshold)
krystal:

Iam Rick James Bitchhh...Oh gotta Love dave

Man all yall some ass kisse... (Below threshold)
Daulana:

Man all yall some ass kissers!!!! Dave is the best and you don't think so then go back to handling your buss.... kissin ass!!!! okay?!
He might not be org. but so what at least his funny unlike the rest of yall fake ass comedians!!

p.s GO GET A FUCKING LIFE AND STOP FUCKING WITH DAVE'S

HE'S RICK JAMES BITCHESS!!!!!!!

Listen here, all you people... (Below threshold)
AN ANGRY BLACK 15YR OLD FEMALE WHO THINKS YOU PEOPLE SHOULD STOP TRYING TO BRING DAVE DOWN:

Listen here, all you people who are sittin here and talkin all this smack about Dave need to shut the hell up. He doesnt smoke crack, or do any of those other drugs the "white man" put out there to hurt the black community Instead of criticizing his work, how about you people go out and purchase SEASON 1 AND SEASON 2 of his show and tell me if you dont want to piss yourselves at the end of each skit. I found out about this shitty site cuz i clicked on a pic on google to see it cuz it was my FAVORITE episode and here you tricks are criticizing a man whos paycheck slaps yours in the face. As far as i'm concerned it was probably some white person who created this site to bring another succeessful black man down.. You people never want to see us prosper and thats why i believe you made this bullsh*t site to bring him down cuz you cant stand to see him waving around a 50million dollar contract around while you dont even make 30,000 a year after taxes. you people should be ashamed. i hope dave and his publicist see this site and sue you dumb people for bashing him. I can say that you people are all jealous because a black man is prospering. You should be very ashamed and embarassed. I hope this site gets deleted. Buy his DVD for Christ sake and then leave a comment up here about how stupid you feel for bashing the one of most hilarious black comedians in comedy (R.I.P. Richard Pryor). If you watched his skits you would see that he talks just about this exact thing...The white man bringing us black people down. Im surprised any of you havent mustered up the courage to call him a dumb nigger. Get a life and a better paying job.You people have no sense of humor and need to realize that he has a gift for taking REAL life situation like that of a crackhead, and showing them in a different, more funny aspect. Until you people get the sticks out of your assholes, dont talk about dave until you have heard and seen any of his stand up comedy. Im 15 and i shouldnt have to lecture grown men and women about what is indecent to say about someone. And another thing. Are you people really bored with your own tiny lives that you are awake at 2 and 3 in the morning talking all this nonsense about a black man? Wow, I must say you must be at least a little obsessed with someone to spend time out of you day/night to talk sh*t about him. So in all actuality you people have to like him at leas t a little bit. Shame on you dumb people. and you can call me a nigger or whatever you feel like, because at the end of the day I am far more educated on the world than you fools. May God Bless your souls

You know what anyone who's ... (Below threshold)

You know what anyone who's got anything bad to say about dave is my enemy because i agree with everyone on dave's side, he is one of if not the most funny black comic in showbiz. So fuck you if you got somethin to say about him. I'm a white 16yr old male with 6 siblings, 5 bros 1 sis 3 of my oldest bros are black 1 of which are high yellow(for yous that don't know that's where that their ethnicity is black but they appear white because of a genetic defect So i have caught every racist situation that's come along. So even if your black that means i can call you on your faults without fear of offense. So many people have pulled out the race card and i just laugh. I'm just like don't think just cause we're different you can use that to get yourself out. And you know what i love my 3 black bros better than my white ones because they were always cool with and always there for me they protected me from everyone so i give them props. sometiimes i feel safer around black people then some crazy ass white people.Dave Chappelle is the Shit!

Peace my brothers!
And Fuck ya Haters!

Marcus Pendelton

Dave Chapelle is the man !<... (Below threshold)
Dom:

Dave Chapelle is the man !
anone who doesnt like him must be smoking crack !!!
Im rick james Bitch
peace

obiously everybody is missi... (Below threshold)
dino:

obiously everybody is missing the point dave is a excellent actor and a very good comedian & his skits and his shows are hillariously funny and they dont have anything 2 do with the black or white community and no $50m deal ...if you cant stand a funny skit shows dont watch them and DONT SIT THERE AND PISS N MOAN ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET wasting everybodys time cause i guarrentee 99.5% of the people who accessed google looking up dave cheppelle were looking for him not a site whinging about him if u wana comment me email me directly [email protected] i look forward to your feedback

I agree with every1 on dave... (Below threshold)
Scott Davies:

I agree with every1 on daves sides hes oen of the funniest guys ever and just cos he makes more money than most of u dikkeds u have to bring him down another case of the white man bein jealous of a black man prospering and by the way im a 17 year old white male and even im pissed off with how white people try to drag down successful black men u shud all leave dave alone just cos hes dun better with his life than you remember HES RICK JAMES BITCH!

What the hell are all... (Below threshold)
pascal:

What the hell are all u other motherfuckers going on bout Dave...

HE IS THE MAN>>> a proud BLACK MAN indeed.
Doing his SHIT in Entertainment.

How about YOU PEACE OUT Before u get your arseLORCHES smoked with CRACK!!!
FuckDaveHaters

pascal

HEY..CHAPELLE'S KLASS!... (Below threshold)
KATZ:

HEY..CHAPELLE'S KLASS!

dave is da bomb, i love dav... (Below threshold)
yyuyuyuyuyuyuyu:

dave is da bomb, i love dave

Yo,You Guys Are On Crack Se... (Below threshold)
[x-_[D]aveChapelle_-x]:

Yo,You Guys Are On Crack Seriously Dave Chapelle's Hilarious,^=Hes Da Bomb=^

FuckY'allWhoHateChappelle

-Peace-

Your,
Mom

Yo,You Guys Are On Crack Se... (Below threshold)
DaveChap:

Yo,You Guys Are On Crack Seriously Dave Chapelle's Hilarious,^=Hes Da Bomb=^

FuckY'allWhoHateChappelle

-Peace-

Your,
Mom

As we can all see here Dave... (Below threshold)
No Talent Dave:

As we can all see here Dave Chapelle caters to the ghetto crowd. You know, people who can't string a sentence together without an F word. The lower stratum of society if you will. People who live in Section 8 housing and leech off of the white man. The sewer scum of society. How pathetic. Know wha I'm sayin', know wha I'm sayin'. LOL!

My friends and i used to sm... (Below threshold)
Byaahmen Da Third:

My friends and i used to smoke mary jane. Can u say Mary Jane. My friends and i used to eat all the cookies and sang songs. It was terrible. Terrible. Then i got introduced to a drug could acid. This stuff was so bad enen lil kids could get it. Man i took to hits of that I got high for SIXTEEN hours. GOD DAMN. then scooby-doo and mickey mouse and all of my favorite cartoon characters came in my room. and we sang songs and ate all the cookies. Scooby-doo was singing CLEAN UP UR ROOM OOOOO. and Scooby was singing the base like this HADODODODO ABOOBOO

to the ANGRY BLACK 15YR OLD... (Below threshold)
Madhatter:

to the ANGRY BLACK 15YR OLD FEMALE WHO THINKS WHITEY SHOULD STOP TRYING TO BRING DAVE DOWN on May 10, 2006 04:53 PM -

I'm not gonna even get into whats wring with you- but suffice to say, YOU dont know shiet. And you're racist.

Enjoy yoself, bitch.




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