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Pulling a boner

Oh, this story's gonna leave me wincing all day...

And curse me for being a thorough researcher... far more than I ever, EVER wanted to know about the topic here.


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Comments (24)

"negligent sexual intercour... (Below threshold)
Red:

"negligent sexual intercourse"

What must trying this case have been like? There must have been some great read backs. This is a perfect example of there is a lawyer out there that is willing to take any case and use any defense.

I hate you... (Below threshold)
Mays:

I hate you

Beat me to it Red. This is ... (Below threshold)

Beat me to it Red. This is the sort of case where the plaintiff's lawyer makes me ashamed to be part of the profession. Perhaps if he had been the one on top, he could have sued himself and recovered under his own homeowner's policy! Don't laugh -- spouses frequently sue one another for automobile accidents that result in injury to the non-driving party -- and they recover, all the time.

The idea that it hurts I co... (Below threshold)

The idea that it hurts I could deal with -- but the fact you can hear it happen...

<swoon>

<a href="http://www.freepat... (Below threshold)
bullwinkle:
I was laughing so hard I fo... (Below threshold)
bullwinkle:

I was laughing so hard I forgot to add that there are weenie splints available for just such an emergency. I wonder if it has red cross on it.......

This one has everything he ... (Below threshold)
bullwinkle:

This one has everything he needs, including a popsicle stick and the ever important red cross.

http://www.a1partysupply.com/detail/7/13169/11/10/PECKER-FIRST-AID-KIT.html

'Fracture' and 'penis' are ... (Below threshold)

'Fracture' and 'penis' are two words that should NEVER go together.

**shudder**

I will never have sex again... (Below threshold)
fatman:

I will never have sex again.

Thanks. Now I'm going to ha... (Below threshold)

Thanks. Now I'm going to have nightmares.

Bullwinkle's links crack me... (Below threshold)

Bullwinkle's links crack me up -- you have them bookmarked for "special occasions," do you?

"Dangerous Weapon"?? in wha... (Below threshold)
Earl:

"Dangerous Weapon"?? in what context can that Judge decide that this guy was,or was not being assaulted by a dangerous weapon?

"striking the symphysis pub... (Below threshold)
tacitblue:

"striking the symphysis pubis, the female pelvic bone, just missing the vaginal opening, and creating a sudden bending. A loud snap and excruciating pain always follows"

"although I have personally seen cases of a fractured penis that resulted when a man rolled on top of an erect penis while sleeping."

I Will Never Sleep Again!

``One cannot, as a matter o... (Below threshold)
NewEnglandDevil:

``One cannot, as a matter of public policy, consent to becoming a victim of an assault and battery by means of a dangerous weapon in the course of a sexual relationship,'' the court concluded.

Honest question. What if he had said he was raped, starting the moment she moved her feet? Am I wrong that current rape law suggests that consent can be withdrawn at any time? How would this affect *real* consent/rape trials if it was established as precedent?

Thanks...

NED

...and don't do a Google im... (Below threshold)
Don:

...and don't do a Google image search (GIS) for "penile fracture"...trust me.

Stop...really...don't do it.

I warned you.

...and don't do a Google im... (Below threshold)
Don:

...and don't do a Google image search (GIS) for "penile fracture"...you don't want to see it.

No...don't do it...really.

I warned you.

ouch... (Below threshold)

ouch

So much for <a href="http:/... (Below threshold)

So much for putting her in the Buck....

Now I know what a "<a href=... (Below threshold)

Now I know what a "Wizbang" is.

I've been saying "ow" all d... (Below threshold)

I've been saying "ow" all day for no apparent reason. Coming back to this thread reminded me why.

...ow... (Below threshold)

...ow

It is a maxim that hard cas... (Below threshold)

It is a maxim that hard cases makes bad law.

Personally, I wonder if Mr. "Doe's" first name is actually Benedict. For that matter, it might have been better to call him 'John D'Oh!'

Having surgically corrected... (Below threshold)
t. z.:

Having surgically corrected a few of these, it is my opinion that it occurs when having sex with a penis 2 inches shorter than you think it is.

That being said, a google search will produce an article from Iran, in which the majority of injuries are from falling down?!

TZ

Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow. That is... (Below threshold)
Greg:

Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow. That is so wrong. Thanks, Jay. Now I'm going to have nightmares tonight. Joy.




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