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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: May 27, 2005 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A monkey dressed in a costume representing Nazi Germany's military uniform performs during a show in the circus in the city of Yekaterinburg in Russia's Ural region, May 4, 2005. The show called 'Victory's Salute' is dedicated to the 60th anniversary of the Soviet Union's victory over Nazi Germany in World War Two. REUTERS/Alexei Vladykin


Winners will be announced Sunday Monday evening (due to the holiday).

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

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Comments (82)

Michael Jackson defense: Ci... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by LJD | May 27, 2005 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LJD:

Michael Jackson defense: Circus sideshow or perilous tightrope act?

1. Posted by LJD | May 27, 2005 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 08:20

In an effort to shore up th... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by WunderKraut | May 27, 2005 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WunderKraut:

In an effort to shore up their base, Democrats claim to have actual proof that Bush is a Nazi-Chimp puppet.

2. Posted by WunderKraut | May 27, 2005 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 08:27

Despite repeated attempts, ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 27, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Despite repeated attempts, Mengele never perfected cloning Hitler.

3. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 27, 2005 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 08:44

After brokering what he tho... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Maggie | May 27, 2005 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

After brokering what he thought was a great deal, McCain found himself teetering on the brink of despair with the "non-filibuster" filibuster of Bolton.

4. Posted by Maggie | May 27, 2005 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 08:48

Mengele's was disappointed ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 27, 2005 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Mengele's was disappointed his cross cloning of Hitler, Popeye and G. W. Bush was more interested in throwing his own feces than ruling the world.

5. Posted by FreakyBoy | May 27, 2005 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 08:55

Chimpy Bushhitler!!!<... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Jinx McHue | May 27, 2005 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jinx McHue:

Chimpy Bushhitler!!!

(Way too obvious and easy, I know, but it had to be done.)

6. Posted by Jinx McHue | May 27, 2005 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 08:55

"Touch mine monkey, I don't... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rick13 | May 27, 2005 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

"Touch mine monkey, I don't think so"!

7. Posted by Rick13 | May 27, 2005 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 09:07

Concept images for other, u... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by BlogDog | May 27, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Concept images for other, unused, Star Wars characters were leaked after the release of Episode III.

8. Posted by BlogDog | May 27, 2005 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 09:13

And now, I would like to do... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by JimK | May 27, 2005 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

And now, I would like to do my impression of a member of Democratic Underground:

"Hey look, the President borrowed one of his grandaddy Prescott's old uniforms! Awwwwww..."

If that's too...whatever the hell it is, I offer one that should guarantee me a good seat in hell:

"Sure I'm good at walking this wire, but what I really want to do is direct...the extermination of whole races of other simians. Heil Chimpler!"

9. Posted by JimK | May 27, 2005 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 09:20

The Camel Racing Board of D... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Laurence Simon | May 27, 2005 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

The Camel Racing Board of Dubai discovers that the Arabic words for "robot" and "monkey" are alarmingly similar...

10. Posted by Laurence Simon | May 27, 2005 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 09:25

Barnum & Bailey's BadAss Ba... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by capitano | May 27, 2005 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

Barnum & Bailey's BadAss Baboons -- "Springtime for Bushitler Tour"

11. Posted by capitano | May 27, 2005 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 09:28

Jeez, I was happier when I ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Blues harper | May 27, 2005 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Blues harper:

Jeez, I was happier when I could just throw my crap at them.

12. Posted by Blues harper | May 27, 2005 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 09:36

The act was canceled after ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by McGehee | May 27, 2005 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

The act was canceled after a raid by the Godwin police.

13. Posted by McGehee | May 27, 2005 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 09:36

...and seriously -- the res... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by McGehee | May 27, 2005 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

...and seriously -- the resemblance of that baboon to the real Hitler is astonishing.

14. Posted by McGehee | May 27, 2005 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 09:37

I yam what I yam, and that'... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Aaron | May 27, 2005 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron:

I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam...

15. Posted by Aaron | May 27, 2005 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 09:40

DRUDGE BREAKING: PRINCE ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 27, 2005 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

DRUDGE BREAKING: PRINCE HARRY DOES IT AGAIN!!!

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 27, 2005 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 09:41

Senator Voinovich(R), prepa... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Michael | May 27, 2005 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael:

Senator Voinovich(R), preparing to come to the podium and defend his position against John Bolton to the Republican-controlled Senate.

17. Posted by Michael | May 27, 2005 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 09:44

WWF's Homy - Hitler Monkey ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Hal | May 27, 2005 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hal:

WWF's Homy - Hitler Monkey Youth - Smackdown.

18. Posted by Hal | May 27, 2005 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 10:14

George Lucas reveals Genera... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by No One of Consequence | May 27, 2005 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

George Lucas reveals General Redbottom, the villian in the upcoming Star Wars Episode VII: Return of the Franchise.

19. Posted by No One of Consequence | May 27, 2005 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 10:16

He looked better in his und... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by David | May 27, 2005 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David:

He looked better in his underpants...

20. Posted by David | May 27, 2005 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 10:18

The Lincoln Park Zoo regret... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Laurence Simon | May 27, 2005 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

The Lincoln Park Zoo regrets the recent flushing of "Mein Kampf" down the Primate House zookeeper's toilet...

21. Posted by Laurence Simon | May 27, 2005 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 10:18

Barnum & Bailey's Circuis, ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Brad Warbiany | May 27, 2005 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad Warbiany:

Barnum & Bailey's Circuis, after they tailored it to the new management in Vatican City.

22. Posted by Brad Warbiany | May 27, 2005 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 10:22

'Following the balancing ac... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Hector Vex | May 27, 2005 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hector Vex:

'Following the balancing act, Hitler Monkey and Jew Monkey will battle it out in a no-holds barred poo throwing match."

23. Posted by Hector Vex | May 27, 2005 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 10:22

Trying to cope with the fac... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe Guy" | May 27, 2005 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dwayne "the canoe Guy":

Trying to cope with the fact he was the love-child of Popeye & Hitler, Skippy takes up pole-vaulting at the local circus

24. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe Guy" | May 27, 2005 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 10:35

Ze Simian race iz zupeerior... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Sue Dohnim | May 27, 2005 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sue Dohnim:

Ze Simian race iz zupeerior, az I vill now deemonstrate by valking zis tightrrope.

25. Posted by Sue Dohnim | May 27, 2005 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 10:45

Is it just me or is there a... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Eric | May 27, 2005 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Is it just me or is there a certain resemblence to Howard Dean?

26. Posted by Eric | May 27, 2005 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 10:48

Popeye in his later years.<... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by LASunsett | May 27, 2005 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LASunsett:

Popeye in his later years.

27. Posted by LASunsett | May 27, 2005 10:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 10:56

Kofi Annan was seen ringsid... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by heymike | May 27, 2005 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

Kofi Annan was seen ringside at Caesers Palace this week...

28. Posted by heymike | May 27, 2005 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 11:07

Just in---Gerhard Schröder ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Coda | May 27, 2005 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Coda:

Just in---Gerhard Schröder has picked his running-mate for the fall elections

29. Posted by Coda | May 27, 2005 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 11:15

Newsweek's latest cover: ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by BR | May 27, 2005 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BR:

Newsweek's latest cover: US Admits Cloning Michael Moore!
Subtext: Insulted Hollywood BMW Drivers Riot and Kill
Long-term Reliable Source: Anonymous Martian
Second Source: Karl Rove didn't say anything, he just smiled.

30. Posted by BR | May 27, 2005 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 11:17

McCain?... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Alici | May 27, 2005 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alici:

McCain?

31. Posted by Alici | May 27, 2005 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 11:33

"Hey, Chirac, who are you t... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 27, 2005 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Hey, Chirac, who are you to call me a surrender minkey."

32. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 27, 2005 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 11:39

Cornelius and Zira's lesser... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by IreneFingIrene | May 27, 2005 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IreneFingIrene:

Cornelius and Zira's lesser known progeny at the Democratic Undeground's Happy Hour...

33. Posted by IreneFingIrene | May 27, 2005 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 11:42

Evolution is a fact.... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Mark | May 27, 2005 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

Evolution is a fact.

34. Posted by Mark | May 27, 2005 11:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 11:48

and now, high atop the high... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Norm | May 27, 2005 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

and now, high atop the high wire, directly from Paris Francep, presenting the famous cheese eating surrend monkey....

35. Posted by Norm | May 27, 2005 11:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 11:54

"Well, it's not the Champ-E... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Editor | May 27, 2005 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Editor:

"Well, it's not the Champ-Elysee, but there's still a bunch of unshavened women cheering me on. Okay, I'll do it."

36. Posted by Editor | May 27, 2005 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 12:00

"Just a short gig to kee... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Chrees | May 27, 2005 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

"Just a short gig to keep me fresh until the next movie is ready to shoot, he said. The next movie will win awards at Cannes, he said. My agent, he is so fired. And get me PETA on the phone."

37. Posted by Chrees | May 27, 2005 12:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 12:27

"Of course we'll allow a mo... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by roland | May 27, 2005 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
roland:

"Of course we'll allow a monkey Scout master. He's not gay is he?"

38. Posted by roland | May 27, 2005 12:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 12:28

Hmmm.There's goes ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by ed | May 27, 2005 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ed:

Hmmm.

There's goes Bush again, talking about Social Security.....

39. Posted by ed | May 27, 2005 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 12:29

Smirky experiences his own ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Chrees | May 27, 2005 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

Smirky experiences his own D-Day after constantly having to battle his bulge.

40. Posted by Chrees | May 27, 2005 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 12:29

With the Jackson trial almo... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Chrees | May 27, 2005 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

With the Jackson trial almost over, Bubbles enrolled in the Primate Protection Program.

41. Posted by Chrees | May 27, 2005 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 12:30

Inspired by the success of ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Josh | May 27, 2005 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Josh:

Inspired by the success of his book Hell's Angels Hunter S. Thompson tries to translate his writings of the famed motorcycle gang into other mediums

42. Posted by Josh | May 27, 2005 12:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 27, 2005 12:44

Robert Byrd finally achieve... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by billburz | May 27, 2005 12:45 PM | Score: