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This happens so often that ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jinx McHue | June 6, 2005 1:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This happens so often that I think the fashion designers who create the dresses for these actresses are doing it on purpose.
1. Posted by Jinx McHue | June 6, 2005 1:17 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 01:17
2. Posted by arb | June 6, 2005 1:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
She's also got a see-thru head.
2. Posted by arb | June 6, 2005 1:23 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 01:23
3. Posted by Angie | June 6, 2005 1:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm with Jinx on this! Wardrobe malfunction type of thing and they can't be fined for it. How are they to know afterall? :)
3. Posted by Angie | June 6, 2005 1:58 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 01:58
4. Posted by Jeff Harrell | June 6, 2005 2:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ugliest dress ever. Thank God she flashed her boobs to distract us from it.
4. Posted by Jeff Harrell | June 6, 2005 2:00 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 02:00
5. Posted by The Unabrewer | June 6, 2005 2:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nice.
5. Posted by The Unabrewer | June 6, 2005 2:32 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 02:32
6. Posted by fatman | June 6, 2005 4:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just love brown-blondes. (And the rest of her ain't bad either.)
6. Posted by fatman | June 6, 2005 4:20 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 04:20
7. Posted by JimK | June 6, 2005 4:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I would bury my wife in the yard for Alba if I thought for a minute that A: She would come anywhere near me and B: she wasn't vapidly empty-headed.
7. Posted by JimK | June 6, 2005 4:34 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 04:34
8. Posted by Jay Tea | June 6, 2005 5:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In honor of her upcoming movie, what shall we call her:
Miss Fantastic
Invisible Dress Woman
Ms. Thang
or Lady Hot As A Torch?
J.
8. Posted by Jay Tea | June 6, 2005 5:39 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 05:39
9. Posted by Wanderlust | June 6, 2005 6:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Come on, guys...can't you see that JA's hooterage is as fake as a Milli Vanilli song...?
When I was a young man, my eyes bewitched me into thinking that breast implants were a good thing.
Then came the movies on "USA Up All Night" back in the mid-90's. Movie after movie of B-movie inflated hooterage, where scantily-clad B-movie bimbo bends over. Bad. Why? Because when a woman with fake hooters bends over, they hang like a Ziploc bag partially filled with water (you know how it gets those stress lines in the plastic - same effect).
After a few times being subjected to THAT visual, I was almost completely cured.
Then I had an epiphany of sorts when I found out that women whose breasts have been subjected to augmentation surgery (more often than not) lose sensation in their nipples, along with the ability to breast feed.
That was it. I was cured. A free man, no longer bewitched by my eyes' need for candy.
No more fake hooterage for me.
Call me an MCP* insensitive hedonist anyday, if you like. I don't care. More than anything, I want the real thing, real sensation, and real milk.
Anything else is just, well, fake.
-Wanderlust
* Male Chauvinist Pig
9. Posted by Wanderlust | June 6, 2005 6:10 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 06:10
10. Posted by Craig | June 6, 2005 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, they do this for free publicity. Also, it allows them to do something "naughty" without coming off as a slut. At the same time, she allows her fans to indulge themselves, and a lot of people who aren't her fans already become infatuated with her. It's genius!
As for the previous guy's comment on implants, implants are fun to look at when the person is clothed, because it looks like they're "bursting out", but they're not fun to touch, and usually look kinda weird naked. I hate implants.
10. Posted by Craig | June 6, 2005 10:29 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 10:29
11. Posted by ed | June 6, 2005 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm.
Implants are like caressing a sexy football with nipples.
11. Posted by ed | June 6, 2005 11:22 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 11:22
12. Posted by BoDiddly | June 6, 2005 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I personally only like "real" breasts.
Of course, I classify them as either "real" or "imaginary".
12. Posted by BoDiddly | June 6, 2005 12:54 PM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 12:54
13. Posted by Lee | June 6, 2005 12:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This picture made my day. She's one of the most stunning actresses alive.
13. Posted by Lee | June 6, 2005 12:57 PM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 12:57
14. Posted by BlogDog | June 6, 2005 1:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Footballs with nipples? Sounds like a whole new Photshop contest. Or a 49ers training film....
14. Posted by BlogDog | June 6, 2005 1:39 PM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 13:39
15. Posted by fatman | June 6, 2005 10:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That should have been brown-EYED blonde in my last post (^^), not brown-blonde. *SIGH*
I don't need the preview button; I need a seeing eye dog that can spell.
15. Posted by fatman | June 6, 2005 10:10 PM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 22:10
16. Posted by Lee | June 6, 2005 10:49 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Actually, I suspect her breasts are real?
The reason is that I've been watching this girl since she was still jail bait and unless she got a boob job at 15 then those are the real thing. She starred in her first movie, Idle Hands, at 17. About the only good things about the movie were the fact that she was in it, and those wonderful scenes near the end of the movie where her physical assets were put to such good use. A damsel in distress never looked SO GOOD. But my point is that she was no more well endowed then than she is now.
Another more compelling reason to believe they are real is that they're normal sized breasts. They remind me of the pictures of Britney Spears BEFORE she had her "knee surgery." I don't even know if it is possible to get a boob job that only slightly increases the size of a woman's breasts.
What gives her such a knockout body is not that she is so well proportioned. If she had larger breasts it just wouldn't look good anyway.
Some people have made comments about her being ditzy or vacant headed. I don't know her, but why do people always assume that pretty girls (or in her case devastatingly beautiful girls) are incapable of having a brain? Do ugly and average people share the monopoly on intelligence and substance?
16. Posted by Lee | June 6, 2005 10:49 PM |
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Posted on June 6, 2005 22:49
17. Posted by Spoons | June 7, 2005 7:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Some people have made comments about her being ditzy or vacant headed. I don't know her, but why do people always assume that pretty girls (or in her case devastatingly beautiful girls) are incapable of having a brain?"
No assumption necessary. The actress speaks to the press. A lot. Ms. Alba is as dumb as a box of hammers.
Shoot, I guess that blows my chances with her, doesn't it? Mrs. Spoons will be so relieved.
17. Posted by Spoons | June 7, 2005 7:08 AM |
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Posted on June 7, 2005 07:08
18. Posted by Eric | June 24, 2005 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You are all fucking retarded. Jessica Alba is the hottest woman alive and you are commenting about her dress? Her fucking tits are showing! MORANS!
18. Posted by Eric | June 24, 2005 1:40 PM |
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Posted on June 24, 2005 13:40
19. Posted by Traum | July 1, 2005 12:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jessica Alba is one of the top 10 hottest girls on the market. I loved those pictures and I'm VERY VERY Happy she wore that dress. I put 4 of those pic's onto my cell phone, so i could check them out anytime. She is a freakin 10 and those nipples and titts are a 10. I love to get Jessica Able alone for the weekend
19. Posted by Traum | July 1, 2005 12:59 AM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 00:59
20. Posted by hrdrockr15 | March 26, 2006 12:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yeah, more celebrities should wear those thin see through kind of shirts
i wish i could just rub my face all up in those perfect titties
mmmmmm
i could just lick them raw
20. Posted by hrdrockr15 | March 26, 2006 12:41 AM |
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Posted on March 26, 2006 00:41