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Comments (26)
Nope, didn't need that...</... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Christopher Cross | June 8, 2005 4:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nope, didn't need that...
1. Posted by Christopher Cross | June 8, 2005 4:58 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 16:58
2. Posted by wavemaker | June 8, 2005 5:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
2. Posted by wavemaker | June 8, 2005 5:19 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 17:19
3. Posted by leelu | June 8, 2005 5:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...it *was* the first thought that crossed my mind when I saw Hoffman in that photo.
Separated at birth??
3. Posted by leelu | June 8, 2005 5:19 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 17:19
4. Posted by bullwinkle | June 8, 2005 5:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He might have nearly flunked out in college but he excelled at seducing rich older women. Not ones as attractive as Anne Bancroft, but still......
4. Posted by bullwinkle | June 8, 2005 5:43 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 17:43
5. Posted by lowmal | June 8, 2005 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Esh...
Looks like a young Fred Gwynn..
5. Posted by lowmal | June 8, 2005 5:57 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 17:57
6. Posted by lowmal | June 8, 2005 5:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
....or a nerdy John Elway..
6. Posted by lowmal | June 8, 2005 5:59 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 17:59
7. Posted by El Capitan | June 8, 2005 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aieee! That's just all kinds of wrong.
I'm thinking that Kerry might end up looking like Lurch from the Addams Family in 30 years. He certainly had a good start on it in that photo.
7. Posted by El Capitan | June 8, 2005 6:02 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 18:02
8. Posted by a4g | June 8, 2005 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, Kevin, I was all over this-- last night!
Point Five
(Although your version of the photoshop isn't lifted from mine, so I guess I can't really start screaming.)
8. Posted by a4g | June 8, 2005 6:57 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 18:57
9. Posted by a4g | June 8, 2005 6:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Great, and then I screwed up the link.
No free hits for me.
9. Posted by a4g | June 8, 2005 6:58 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 18:58
10. Posted by The Liberal Avenger | June 8, 2005 7:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is funny, how, exactly?
10. Posted by The Liberal Avenger | June 8, 2005 7:41 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 19:41
11. Posted by E.M. | June 8, 2005 7:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poor Anne Bankroft. She did NOT deserve that.
11. Posted by E.M. | June 8, 2005 7:41 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 19:41
12. Posted by bullwinkle | June 8, 2005 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe someone with a little more photoshop experience can replace Anne's face with madame Binh's. I tried it but I'm not very good a PS. I just hate to see him with a decent woman and he was licking her boots about the time the Graduate came out. Just seems to fit better.
12. Posted by bullwinkle | June 8, 2005 7:42 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 19:42
13. Posted by wavemaker | June 8, 2005 9:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lowmal -- you mean this Fred Gwynn?
13. Posted by wavemaker | June 8, 2005 9:25 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 21:25
14. Posted by mesablue | June 8, 2005 9:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why is everyone insulting Fred Gwynn? He never looked THAT bad.
14. Posted by mesablue | June 8, 2005 9:46 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 21:46
15. Posted by oej | June 8, 2005 9:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did he play in Happy Days?
15. Posted by oej | June 8, 2005 9:59 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 21:59
16. Posted by jmaster | June 8, 2005 10:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
“I remember Christmas of 1968, sitting on a bed in a hotel room. I remember what it was like to be hit on, and seduced, by my father’s boss’s wife. And then to have her tell her husband that I was NOT there. I have that memory that is seared…seared…in me. I remember fighting my way up her stockings, putting the magic helmet on my little soldier, illegally crossing the border, and finally, reluctantly, entering….Mrs. Robinson.”
16. Posted by jmaster | June 8, 2005 10:00 PM |
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Posted on June 8, 2005 22:00
17. Posted by McCain | June 9, 2005 12:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hehe jmaster. Liberals make love, not war.
17. Posted by McCain | June 9, 2005 12:05 AM |
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Posted on June 9, 2005 00:05
18. Posted by jmaster | June 9, 2005 12:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain,
To be honest, I was going for the angle that Kerry just makes stuff up, and then believes it. The delusional thing.
But I have to admit that the make love, not war spin might be even better. Maybe its best to think of this as just one layer piled atop another.
How lucky we are to be presented with such rich material…
18. Posted by jmaster | June 9, 2005 12:31 AM |
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Posted on June 9, 2005 00:31
19. Posted by -S- | June 9, 2005 6:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That class photo of Kerry reminds me of one of the aliens on Star Trek (original series), that had a giant sucker where a mouth should be and was, basically, a sucker: sucked the life out of others inorder to sustain itself...
I've been trying to find a photo but haven't been able to, but the visual remains quite vivid in my memory, and seems a near match for Kerry's photo.
19. Posted by -S- | June 9, 2005 6:00 AM |
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Posted on June 9, 2005 06:00
20. Posted by scott | June 9, 2005 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've been trying to find a photo but haven't been able to, but the visual remains quite vivid in my memory, and seems a near match for Kerry's photo.
Someone else noticed the resemblence...
http://www.emersons.net/mt/archives/000928.html
20. Posted by scott | June 9, 2005 9:35 AM |
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Posted on June 9, 2005 09:35
21. Posted by OregonMuse | June 9, 2005 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that supposed to be John Kerry? The guy looks more like John Elway.
21. Posted by OregonMuse | June 9, 2005 10:34 AM |
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Posted on June 9, 2005 10:34
22. Posted by -S- | June 9, 2005 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scott! That's it!
22. Posted by -S- | June 9, 2005 11:55 AM |
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Posted on June 9, 2005 11:55
23. Posted by Russ | June 9, 2005 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-, scott:
It was quite literally the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the Kerry photo.
I'm not actually proud of that fact, mind you....
23. Posted by Russ | June 9, 2005 12:13 PM |
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Posted on June 9, 2005 12:13
24. Posted by TallDave | June 9, 2005 1:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Classic.
Thank for sharing.
24. Posted by TallDave | June 9, 2005 1:57 PM |
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Posted on June 9, 2005 13:57
25. Posted by -S- | June 9, 2005 8:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Russ...it was mine, too. I spent a bit of time afterward looking around for a picute of the Sucker, to no avail. But, like you, the Sucker image was the very first thing that came to mind when I saw that Kerry photo (on Drudge the other day).
25. Posted by -S- | June 9, 2005 8:32 PM |
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Posted on June 9, 2005 20:32
26. Posted by Crank | June 9, 2005 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Plastics."
"But if that doesn't work, try ketchup."
26. Posted by Crank | June 9, 2005 9:04 PM |
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Posted on June 9, 2005 21:04