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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A prostitute on a transit road near the German-Polish border. Around 40,000 prostitutes will offer their services to football fans at the 2006 World Cup in Germany.(AFP/DDP/File)


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners have been announced. Comments are now closed.


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Stop. In the name of love. ... (Below threshold)

Stop. In the name of love. (or how Diana Ross has slipped these days).

Shemales the world over ask... (Below threshold)

Shemales the world over asked commerce to stop in the name of "love."

Paris Hilton meets her dest... (Below threshold)
John Irving:

Paris Hilton meets her destiny.

Rachel Corrie comes back an... (Below threshold)
jocrazy0:

Rachel Corrie comes back and tries her hand on Hollywood Boulevard.

German authorities will try... (Below threshold)

German authorities will try to deal with the hordes of prostitutes expected for the World Cup matches by running them over with trucks.

I believe I can see a littl... (Below threshold)
dooley:

I believe I can see a little "road kill."

Sadly, Paris Hilton thought... (Below threshold)

Sadly, Paris Hilton thought she was facing the moving truck she was signaling to stop.

the Euro trash garbage truc... (Below threshold)
Norm:

the Euro trash garbage truck approaches it's next pick up.

The Euro Trash garbage truc... (Below threshold)
Norm:

The Euro Trash garbage truck approaches it's next pick up...

Boom goes the dynamite.... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Boom goes the dynamite.

Q: Why don't the blondes in... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Q: Why don't the blondes in San Fran wear miniskirts?
A: Their balls show.

Next on FOX: The Simple Lif... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

Next on FOX: The Simple Life "Pro's"!

Michael Jackson tries to ea... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Michael Jackson tries to earn a few Euro to cover attorney fees while waiting for the jury to return a verdict.

The Easiest Way to Cause a ... (Below threshold)

The Easiest Way to Cause a Traffic Jam

Next on Antiques Roadshow..... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Next on Antiques Roadshow...

"Yeah, I got this lot lizard for $5, whacha think she's worth now?"

AP: Former President Bill C... (Below threshold)

AP: Former President Bill Clinton has hired some local "self employed models" to direct traffic at the Clinton Library in Little Rock. Rumor has it he interviewed each one personally.

Mr O'Reilly, hold the falaf... (Below threshold)
gordon:

Mr O'Reilly, hold the falafel meat!!!!

Iveco Buses: Putting the "... (Below threshold)

Iveco Buses: Putting the "Tranny" in Transmission Since 1979.

Hillary changes look to bro... (Below threshold)
Floyd Ferguson:

Hillary changes look to broaden appeal to Red State voters

East bound and goin' down, ... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

East bound and goin' down, loaded up and truckin'. She's gonna do what they say can't be done.

My eyes!!!! My Eyes!!!! Som... (Below threshold)
Rusty Owens:

My eyes!!!! My Eyes!!!! Somebody make the vision go away. Someone please post a picture of Salma Hayek stat!!!

Please, only one busload at... (Below threshold)
Corky Boyd:

Please, only one busload at a time.

Since dyeing her hair blond... (Below threshold)
Dave:

Since dyeing her hair blond, the runaway bride is excited about a new career path for her life.

I guess Michael Jackson was... (Below threshold)

I guess Michael Jackson wasn't going in to the hospital for back pain after all.

With Jessica Simpson alread... (Below threshold)

With Jessica Simpson already cast, the crew of the European Verison of the "Dukes of Hazzard" set their eyes on local talent...

The promo for "I Dream of J... (Below threshold)

The promo for "I Dream of Jeannie" goes sadly wrong....

Manolo says, one of the Man... (Below threshold)
Chrees:

Manolo says, one of the Manolo's friends she wears these shoes well.

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL... (Below threshold)
slim999:

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

I never post from work but ... (Below threshold)
bf:

I never post from work but I couldnt resist this one.

(I though of Paris before I read the comments btw)

"Paris Hilton stars in the new hit reality show "Ass, Grass or Cash, Nobody Rides For Free".

"No thanks, I've sworn off ... (Below threshold)
Wendigo:

"No thanks, I've sworn off cheeseburgers."

If a cross-dresser is run o... (Below threshold)

If a cross-dresser is run over and no one is around, does he/she make a noise?

Jimmy Joe Baker learns the ... (Below threshold)

Jimmy Joe Baker learns the cost of allowing "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" to dress him when he goes out on the toen in Northwest Arkansas...

Please send memorials to...

French President Chirac att... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

French President Chirac attempts a new approach to halting the latest transportation workers’ strike! “If you do not stop, I will wave my private parts in your faces!”

On DC streets, the fill-a-b... (Below threshold)
FreakyBoy:

On DC streets, the fill-a-buster continues.

"Childhood Stars: Where are... (Below threshold)

"Childhood Stars: Where are they now" releases still frames from next week's edition featuring Little House On The Prairie's character, Nellie Olsen.

New competition with the tr... (Below threshold)

New competition with the trucking company for surprise package deliveries.

oh my gosh, its CHER, kill ... (Below threshold)
borgzord:

oh my gosh, its CHER, kill it quick!!!

What does this sign in the ... (Below threshold)

What does this sign in the pavement mean..."Toynebee Idea - Ressurrect dead on Jupiter"

Moments after escaping from... (Below threshold)
Big E:

Moments after escaping from Bill Maher's Malibu townhouse, where she was held against her will for over 72hrs, Ann Coulter attempts to flag down automobiles on the Pacific Coast Highway.

Paris Hilton, while signali... (Below threshold)
Don:

Paris Hilton, while signaling off her would be rescuers, states that a broken right heel is reason enough to take her now worthless life.

A rare snapshot of a Polish... (Below threshold)
jmaster:

A rare snapshot of a Polish truck stop whore taken seconds before her first (and last) transaction.

singing: "I'm just sweet tr... (Below threshold)

singing: "I'm just sweet transvetite, from transexual, Transylvaaaaannnnniaaaaahhhhh"

Christine Gregoire, D-Wa, t... (Below threshold)
OneDrummer:

Christine Gregoire, D-Wa, thanks the constituents who stuffed her ballot box in last November's election.

Hillary Clinton would stop ... (Below threshold)

Hillary Clinton would stop at nothing in her political makeover for 2008.

New reality show. Blonde Tr... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

New reality show. Blonde Truckers Have More Fun

Wait, I have to empty his l... (Below threshold)
dman:

Wait, I have to empty his load first.

"BIG RIG SLAMS DUDE ... (Below threshold)
lowmal:


"BIG RIG SLAMS DUDE IN WIG!!"

- New York Post headline

Any other military guys thi... (Below threshold)

Any other military guys thinkin', "Damn, the hos in Germany have gotten better looking since 40 Mark Strasse?"

German porn producers revea... (Below threshold)

German porn producers reveal their take on the popular "Run Lola! Run" with the aptly named "Run, Ho Bag! Run!"

Paris Hilton directs traffi... (Below threshold)

Paris Hilton directs traffic outside the newest Hiton Hotel/Truckstop on the Autobahn.

A busy intersection in down... (Below threshold)
Mark Hopkins:

A busy intersection in downtown Stepford

Glam rocker Hedwig Robinson... (Below threshold)

Glam rocker Hedwig Robinson waves to her fans during a roadside stop on The Angry Inch comeback tour.

Lego my Veco... (Below threshold)
McCain:

Lego my Veco

The latest hot dish at the ... (Below threshold)

The latest hot dish at the Road Kill Cafe.

You put your left foot in, ... (Below threshold)
fatman:

You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about...

You put your left foot in, ... (Below threshold)
fatman:

You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about...

(If this puppy double-posts, it is NOT my fault.)

"Some people will do anythi... (Below threshold)
Beth:

"Some people will do anything for traffic."

"Some people will do anythi... (Below threshold)
Beth:

"Some people will do anything for traffic."

The human wish bone.... (Below threshold)
McCain:

The human wish bone.

I see LondonI see Fr... (Below threshold)
valynn:

I see London
I see France
I can see your....oops, you don't have any pants.

Unfortunately Nicole Richie... (Below threshold)
Mike:

Unfortunately Nicole Richie realized, only too late, that her manager was not quite as good as Paris'

And that's when the truck d... (Below threshold)

And that's when the truck decided to go all Burger King on Paris Hilton.

Marilyn Manson, seen here i... (Below threshold)
JimK:

Marilyn Manson, seen here individually hailing former fans, is poised for a comeback.

"That's right, lover. A Won... (Below threshold)

"That's right, lover. A Wonkette'll cost ya $10, but a full-on Washingtonienne'll cost ya $50. What'll it be?"

Mam?, the skirt isn't for y... (Below threshold)
Ken:

Mam?, the skirt isn't for your navel!

Talk to the hand not to the... (Below threshold)
heymike:

Talk to the hand not to the .......WHACK!

Whores don't know it's not ... (Below threshold)

Whores don't know it's not bacon!

"Hey, can I get a wet wipe ... (Below threshold)

"Hey, can I get a wet wipe here?"

Still photo leaked from the... (Below threshold)

Still photo leaked from the set of yet another bad sequel, Terminator IV-Ho Resurgent.

Turkish entry to Euorpean s... (Below threshold)

Turkish entry to Euorpean song contest ignores the obvious irony while singing line of Cab Calloway's "Minnie the Moocher"--Ho dee ho dee ho dee ho!

AP / Entertainment wire - R... (Below threshold)
t. z.:

AP / Entertainment wire - Rock group 'Cracker' makes come back move with new video for re-released single "Euro trash girl"

Beverly's heels 90210... (Below threshold)
McCain:

Beverly's heels 90210

Atta soon learned that the ... (Below threshold)
McCain:

Atta soon learned that the "virgins" had lied.

Jacques Chirac sends the mi... (Below threshold)

Jacques Chirac sends the mistress out to flack for the EU constitution.

"That's right, Gerhard, onl... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

"That's right, Gerhard, only 4 Euros for an "around-the-world"

As she tried to explain to ... (Below threshold)
Ingress:

As she tried to explain to her boss, Tina was late to work as a crossing guard and didn't have time to change after hanging with Paris Hilton and Gwen Stefani. 'Won't happen again. Promise.'

"Yes, this is my Cheney han... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Yes, this is my Cheney hand."

Those who wondered what Ell... (Below threshold)
JD:

Those who wondered what Ellen DeGeneres did after Anne Heche left her can wonder no longer...

Paris Hilton discovers ther... (Below threshold)

Paris Hilton discovers there is more to the idiom "with a face that could stop a Mack Truck".

Police reported that the la... (Below threshold)

Police reported that the lack of braking skidmarks at the scene was due the 16-wheeler's treads failing to find traction on the quarter mile of greyish-yellowish viscous fluid that had flowed downhill from Miss Hilton prior to the fatal impact.

Looks like it's going to be... (Below threshold)

Looks like it's going to be a record season for East River "Whitefish".

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners have been announced. Comments are now closed.




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