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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: June 17, 2005 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey poses for photos as she attends the annual President's Dinner in Washington Tuesday, June 14, 2005. The event was sponsored by the National Republican Senatorial Committee and the National Republican Congressional Committee. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced (follow the link to see the winning entries). Comments are now closed.

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"Ted Kennedy asked for me t... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 17, 2005 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Ted Kennedy asked for me to take a ride with him, but I had to turn him down 'cause the orange life vest was too ugly and uncomfortable."

1. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 17, 2005 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 08:24

Due to a mishap during her ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by WunderKraut | June 17, 2005 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WunderKraut:

Due to a mishap during her last breast implant surgery, Ms. Carey's breasts are now filled with lead. To keep from falling over she has to constantly lean backwards at a 37.5 degree angle.

2. Posted by WunderKraut | June 17, 2005 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 08:24

Mary Carey, the first woman... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by dodgeman | June 17, 2005 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dodgeman:

Mary Carey, the first woman to smash through the glass ceiling by lying flat on her back!

or

I'd do so much better as a Queen, since I'm really experienced at holding the scepter of power.

3. Posted by dodgeman | June 17, 2005 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 08:25

There's only one Dick in th... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Kevin Whalen | June 17, 2005 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Whalen:

There's only one Dick in this town I won't touch, Durbin.

4. Posted by Kevin Whalen | June 17, 2005 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 08:25

cool....a tie between me an... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by WunderKraut | June 17, 2005 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WunderKraut:

cool....a tie between me and Rodney Dill

5. Posted by WunderKraut | June 17, 2005 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 08:25

Californias other deep thro... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by heymike | June 17, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

Californias other deep throat took time out to answer questions and size up the packages in the room...

6. Posted by heymike | June 17, 2005 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 08:29

Wunderkraut may have tied f... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Tom_with_a_Dream | June 17, 2005 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom_with_a_Dream:

Wunderkraut may have tied for first, but DodgeMan already won.

Exccellent.

7. Posted by Tom_with_a_Dream | June 17, 2005 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 08:37

Opponents hope that the rec... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Brian J. | June 17, 2005 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian J.:

Opponents hope that the recent visit from a porn star to a Republican fund raiser is the party committing mari-kari.

8. Posted by Brian J. | June 17, 2005 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 08:43

If anyone's getting screwed... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by YukYuk | June 17, 2005 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
YukYuk:

If anyone's getting screwed around here it's gonna be me!

9. Posted by YukYuk | June 17, 2005 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 09:06

"I wonder if anyone knows w... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Joel (No Pundit Intended) | June 17, 2005 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel (No Pundit Intended):

"I wonder if anyone knows who I am...."

10. Posted by Joel (No Pundit Intended) | June 17, 2005 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 09:20

Everyone is so friendly her... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by BLUESHARPER | June 17, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BLUESHARPER:

Everyone is so friendly here.
Ted Kennedy just asked me if I'd like a ride home, and everyone cheered!

11. Posted by BLUESHARPER | June 17, 2005 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 09:21

OVAL Office? I thought you... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Scott | June 17, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

OVAL Office? I thought you said ORAL...

12. Posted by Scott | June 17, 2005 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 09:21

For the low, low price of $... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Sid | June 17, 2005 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sid:

For the low, low price of $29.95 you too can have teeth and boobs just like these!. Order now while supplies last!

13. Posted by Sid | June 17, 2005 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 09:33

Dangling Chads? Trust me, ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Brian | June 17, 2005 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian:

Dangling Chads? Trust me, after I'm done, NOTHING is left dangling...

14. Posted by Brian | June 17, 2005 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 09:37

After the dinner, the Repub... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by DWC | June 17, 2005 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DWC:

After the dinner, the Republican Party raised an additional $100,000 at the Mary Carey "kissing booth".

15. Posted by DWC | June 17, 2005 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 09:58

"I like totally love Christ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rick13 | June 17, 2005 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

"I like totally love Christmas"! Everyone keeps yelling "Ho, Ho, Ho"!

16. Posted by Rick13 | June 17, 2005 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 10:05

Why yes, there is a long li... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by capitano | June 17, 2005 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

Why yes, there is a long line of "Hemmings" in my family tree. Why do you ask?

17. Posted by capitano | June 17, 2005 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 10:14

So, I like Thomas Jefforson... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by yetanotherjohn | June 17, 2005 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

So, I like Thomas Jefforson because that whole 'pursuit of happiness' is just like, so me.

18. Posted by yetanotherjohn | June 17, 2005 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 10:19

Like the lobbyists who owne... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | June 17, 2005 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin P. Craver:

Like the lobbyists who owned the politicians at the party, Mary Carey paid good money for her boobs.

19. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | June 17, 2005 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 10:25

Paramount Studios announced... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Laurence Simon | June 17, 2005 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

Paramount Studios announced today that "Glitter 2" will skip theater and direct-to-video release in a first-ever direct-to-landfill release.

20. Posted by Laurence Simon | June 17, 2005 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 10:25

"I don't understand all the... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Chrees | June 17, 2005 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

"I don't understand all the hoopla over weapons of mass erection..."

21. Posted by Chrees | June 17, 2005 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 10:57

"...and I painted this fing... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by David | June 17, 2005 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David:

"...and I painted this fingernail red because it's the one I use to.....nevermind"

22. Posted by David | June 17, 2005 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 10:59

Cinderella story enjoys a c... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Mark | June 17, 2005 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

Cinderella story enjoys a contemporanus update

23. Posted by Mark | June 17, 2005 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 11:00

You might consider grandfat... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by noram retlaw | June 17, 2005 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
noram retlaw:

You might consider grandfathering the captions posted on Caption This! under Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka (June 15th)

24. Posted by noram retlaw | June 17, 2005 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 11:20

"Excuse me, Mister reporter... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by King Air | June 17, 2005 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
King Air:

"Excuse me, Mister reporter. Are you asking every person their favorite position 'on' this Mr. Iraq or is that only directed towards me? Beacause I fully intend to take my political career seriously and don't apprecaite those questions which reference my day job."

25. Posted by King Air | June 17, 2005 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 11:26

"Whaddya mean Clinton isn't... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Rob@L&R | June 17, 2005 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob@L&R:

"Whaddya mean Clinton isn't President anymore? When did that happen? What am I supposed to do with all these Robustos?"

26. Posted by Rob@L&R | June 17, 2005 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 11:33

PORN CHICK LOVES BUSH AND D... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Jinx McHue | June 17, 2005 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jinx McHue:

PORN CHICK LOVES BUSH AND DICK!

27. Posted by Jinx McHue | June 17, 2005 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 11:41

Sure, Senator Sarbanes, I d... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Michael | June 17, 2005 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael:

Sure, Senator Sarbanes, I do Greek all the time.

28. Posted by Michael | June 17, 2005 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 11:58

A comment on the comments -... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by di | June 17, 2005 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
di:

A comment on the comments --- you guys are sick. You ARE terribly funny, though.


CAPTION SUGGESTIONS

1. "Now that I've entered politics, there's something I'd really like to get off my chest."

2. "How can I get on "Hardball?'"

3. "I've always viewed politics as a tit-for-tat kind of thing."

4. "At the next GOP convention, we won't NEED any balloons!"

29. Posted by di | June 17, 2005 12:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 12:44

If Mark Felt is Deep Throat... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by OneDrummer | June 17, 2005 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

If Mark Felt is Deep Throat, just think what I can do to Woody at the Times...

30. Posted by OneDrummer | June 17, 2005 12:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 12:48

"I've been known to erect a... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by debra | June 17, 2005 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
debra:

"I've been known to erect a political plank or two...."

31. Posted by debra | June 17, 2005 12:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 12:53

Two things in this photo ha... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Jeff | June 17, 2005 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Two things in this photo have had big stiff white men in their "rotunda."

32. Posted by Jeff | June 17, 2005 1:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 13:08

Hmmm.She likes guy... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by ed | June 17, 2005 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ed:

Hmmm.

She likes guys with a big "tent".

33. Posted by ed | June 17, 2005 1:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 13:39

Hmmmm."Two things ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by ed | June 17, 2005 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ed:

Hmmmm.

"Two things in this photo have had big stiff white men in their "rotunda.""

The winner! OMG that's funny!

34. Posted by ed | June 17, 2005 1:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 13:41

Mary Carey? We drew straws.... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Ann Onymouse | June 17, 2005 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ann Onymouse:

Mary Carey? We drew straws. She pulled the short one and had to do the Republicans.

35. Posted by Ann Onymouse | June 17, 2005 1:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 13:48

"I was told that they had p... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by neil | June 17, 2005 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
neil:

"I was told that they had people ready to tackle me if I tried to, you know, get up close to him.

And they were worried about me maybe flashing or streaking through the dinner.

And I mean, I can't believe they'd think I would do that. I'm a serious politician."

Actual quote from--PORN STAR: Mary Carey on attending a GOP fundraising dinner which President Bush attended.

36. Posted by neil | June 17, 2005 1:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 13:50

"Did they ever get a lock o... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by john | June 17, 2005 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
john:

"Did they ever get a lock on the little room in the Oval Office?

37. Posted by john | June 17, 2005 2:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 14:12

Grand Old Party Girl... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Aaron's cc: | June 17, 2005 2:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

Grand Old Party Girl

38. Posted by Aaron's cc: | June 17, 2005 2:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 14:25

Casting for "Search for Dee... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Aaron's cc: | June 17, 2005 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

Casting for "Search for Deep Throat"

39. Posted by Aaron's cc: | June 17, 2005 2:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 14:27

I like Bush.... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by McCain | June 17, 2005 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

I like Bush.

40. Posted by McCain | June 17, 2005 2:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 14:37

They say that President Pol... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by McCain | June 17, 2005 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

They say that President Polk also enjoyed a good pun.

41. Posted by McCain | June 17, 2005 2:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 14:49

The Big Guns came out for a... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Jonathan Love | June 17, 2005 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jonathan Love:

The Big Guns came out for a recent Republican Fundraiser.

42. Posted by Jonathan Love | June 17, 2005 2:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 14:52

i wanna fuck jenna and barb... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by neil | June 17, 2005 3:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
neil:

i wanna fuck jenna and barbara...

43. Posted by neil | June 17, 2005 3:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 15:50

The excitement of coming to... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by FreakyBoy | June 17, 2005 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

The excitement of coming to DC now long gone, Ms. Carey strains a smile upon accepting that after numerous attempts, these so-called G-Men would never find her spot.

44. Posted by FreakyBoy | June 17, 2005 4:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 16:10

Ms Carey spots the Vice Pre... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Timmer | June 17, 2005 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Ms Carey spots the Vice President and...ummm..."Mr Happy and the Twins" from across the room.

45. Posted by Timmer | June 17, 2005 4:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 16:31

"I'd heard the VP was packi... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Timmer | June 17, 2005 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

"I'd heard the VP was packin' but DAMN."

46. Posted by Timmer | June 17, 2005 4:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 16:32

Oh. My. God. I have, like, ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Neo | June 17, 2005 6:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Neo:

Oh. My. God. I have, like, totally never been to New York before!

47. Posted by Neo | June 17, 2005 6:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 18:08

"Why, Vice President Cheney... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by The Colossus | June 17, 2005 6:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Colossus:

"Why, Vice President Cheney! The top of your head really is as smooth as a baby's bottom."

48. Posted by The Colossus | June 17, 2005 6:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 18:52

Carey On Her Back To Old Vi... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by BlogDog | June 17, 2005 7:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Carey On Her Back To Old Viginny.

49. Posted by BlogDog | June 17, 2005 7:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 19:05

That's "Virginny" dagnabbit... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by BlogDog | June 17, 2005 7:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

That's "Virginny" dagnabbit!

50. Posted by BlogDog | June 17, 2005 7:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 19:05

As it turned out, the annua... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by McCain | June 17, 2005 8:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

As it turned out, the annual President's Dinner had TWO entry fees.

51. Posted by McCain | June 17, 2005 8:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 20:01

Mary Carey: " I should be t... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Dodo David | June 17, 2005 8:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Mary Carey: " I should be the next RNC chairperson. I have a talent for raising cash . . . as well as other things."

52. Posted by Dodo David | June 17, 2005 8:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 20:27

"OK, I'm game . . . but the... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 17, 2005 9:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"OK, I'm game . . . but the Wizbang will cost you extra."

53. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 17, 2005 9:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 21:20

"My turn offs? Paris Hilton... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 17, 2005 9:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"My turn offs? Paris Hilton, 'cause I think she is just too slutty."

54. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 17, 2005 9:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 21:22

"No, but I do know how many... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 17, 2005 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"No, but I do know how many men went down on the Titanic.

55. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 17, 2005 9:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 21:23

"This is the most ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by lowmal | June 17, 2005 9:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lowmal:

"This is the most important erection of my lifetime!"

56. Posted by lowmal | June 17, 2005 9:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 21:38

Suddenly, getting screwed b... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Dangerous Dan | June 17, 2005 10:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dangerous Dan:

Suddenly, getting screwed by the political system doesn't seem all that bad.

57. Posted by Dangerous Dan | June 17, 2005 10:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 22:23

Who's this bozo? I thought... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by kbiel | June 17, 2005 10:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel:

Who's this bozo? I thought Clinton was still President. At least I could have talked "shop" with him.

58. Posted by kbiel | June 17, 2005 10:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 22:40

...a little rebellion now a... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Jaboobie | June 17, 2005 10:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jaboobie:

...a little rebellion now and then is a good thing.


--Thomas Jefferson

59. Posted by Jaboobie | June 17, 2005 10:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 22:47

Ahem, where's the mic ?... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by McCain | June 17, 2005 11:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Ahem, where's the mic ?

60. Posted by McCain | June 17, 2005 11:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 17, 2005 23:39

"Don't be a boob. I have ot... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Hodink | June 18, 2005 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"Don't be a boob. I have other attributes."

61. Posted by Hodink | June 18, 2005 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2005 09:46

If Bolton gets voted down I... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Dadgum | June 18, 2005 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dadgum:

If Bolton gets voted down I say make her ambassador to the U.N.

62. Posted by Dadgum | June 18, 2005 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2005 09:55

I case of Chapaquitic these... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Mustang 23 | June 18, 2005 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mustang 23:

I case of Chapaquitic these can be used as a flotation device

63. Posted by Mustang 23 | June 18, 2005 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2005 10:25

Where's that Dick Army I've... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Rob | June 18, 2005 10:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob:

Where's that Dick Army I've heard about?

64. Posted by Rob | June 18, 2005 10:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2005 22:42

To celebrate Jefferson's st... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Roger Fraley | June 19, 2005 12:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

To celebrate Jefferson's stint as ambassador to France, Gerard Depardieu attends in drag.

or

This is as wide as I can make it go, President Clinton.

or

Two big reasons to attend the President's Dinner.

65. Posted by Roger Fraley | June 19, 2005 12:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 19, 2005 00:03

No! no! I said "feel it, Bu... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 19, 2005 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

No! no! I said "feel it, Buster" not "filibuster."

66. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 19, 2005 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 19, 2005 09:22

Update: <... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Kevin | June 20, 2005 1:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced (follow the link to see the winning entries). Comments are now closed.

67. Posted by Kevin | June 20, 2005 1:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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