This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was one of the hardest contests in recent memory to judge. There were so many variations on a few common themes and tons of quality entries to wade through. Alas my duty is to select the winners, so here are the winning entries for this picture:
1) (McCain) - "Try as he might, Rummy is unable to force a Koran through his asshole."
2) (Will Franklin) - "Ted Kennedy, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
3) (FreakyBoy) - "Ted, it's war. It's not like we can just walk away from it, check in to a hotel, sleep it off, and hope our friends and relatives clean up the mess the next day."
Honorable Mention
4) (Stephen Macklin) - "Fat drunk and stupid is no way go through life, Senator"
5) (Rodney Dill) - "...I am smiling."
6) (Editor) - "NINE F***ING hours to report your accident, Ted, and you're questioning me about strategy?"
Until next Friday...
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There is no way on God's gr... (Below threshold)1. Posted by pdb | June 27, 2005 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There is no way on God's green earth that #3 doesn't win the whole shootin' match. I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!
#6 is a close second.
1. Posted by pdb | June 27, 2005 11:02 AM |
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Posted on June 27, 2005 11:02
2. Posted by Toby928 | June 27, 2005 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy, While thats not a winning caption to the photo, that IS the best comback to Teddy that I have ever heard.
Tob
2. Posted by Toby928 | June 27, 2005 11:03 AM |
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Posted on June 27, 2005 11:03
3. Posted by McCain | June 27, 2005 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow first! Well judged. Humbling experience.
3. Posted by McCain | June 27, 2005 1:26 PM |
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Posted on June 27, 2005 13:26