This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was one of the hardest contests in recent memory to judge. There were so many variations on a few common themes and tons of quality entries to wade through. Alas my duty is to select the winners, so here are the winning entries for this picture:
1) (McCain) - "Try as he might, Rummy is unable to force a Koran through his asshole."
2) (Will Franklin) - "Ted Kennedy, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
3) (FreakyBoy) - "Ted, it's war. It's not like we can just walk away from it, check in to a hotel, sleep it off, and hope our friends and relatives clean up the mess the next day."