Up in Albany, NH, a teenage girl stopped at a rest area along the Kancamagus Highway. While in the outhouse, she happened to look down in the hole and saw a man looking back up at her. She screamed and the police was summoned.
The police called in firefighters, who hauled the man out of the waste tank and hosed him down before the cops slapped the cuffs on Gary Moody, 45, of Gardiner, NH and charged him with criminal trespass.
I'll freely admit there have been times when I've been desperate for even the cheapest of thrills, but if I'm ever caught under an outhouse in a tank full of... waste... just to get a peek at female flesh, please just shoot me on the spot.
And burn down the outhouse with my body still under it.
(Update: Crud, I forgot to link to the story. Why didn't anyone tell me before then? I had to wait until Josh tracked back to this for ANYONE to point that out. You're slipping, people. Usually you're crawling all over each other to catch me in a mistake.)




Comments (18)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... (Below threshold)1. Posted by joe | June 29, 2005 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
WHY?
How do people get this way?
1. Posted by joe | June 29, 2005 11:04 AM |
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Posted on June 29, 2005 11:04
2. Posted by jmaster | June 29, 2005 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And if the sick bastard goes to trial, he’ll probably get off on a jury of pee-ers…..
2. Posted by jmaster | June 29, 2005 11:49 AM |
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Posted on June 29, 2005 11:49
3. Posted by Oleg | June 29, 2005 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NH must really be backwards... Here in Jersey rest stops actually have TOILETS, that FLUSH...
Oleg
3. Posted by Oleg | June 29, 2005 12:04 PM |
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Posted on June 29, 2005 12:04
4. Posted by kevorkianimage | June 29, 2005 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I promise you.. if you ever get that bad,, I will be honored to be your second as I hand you my sword for you to take matters into your own hands.. and go with some dignity
4. Posted by kevorkianimage | June 29, 2005 12:23 PM |
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Posted on June 29, 2005 12:23
5. Posted by Webster | June 29, 2005 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster,
you don't deserve much better with that awful pun. Ceeerripes!
5. Posted by Webster | June 29, 2005 12:37 PM |
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Posted on June 29, 2005 12:37
6. Posted by jmaster | June 29, 2005 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Webster:
If it weren’t for bad taste, I’d have no taste at all. But I think I even offended myself with that one.
6. Posted by jmaster | June 29, 2005 12:55 PM |
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Posted on June 29, 2005 12:55
7. Posted by Michael | June 29, 2005 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I guess I'm just as tasteless -- LOL at that pun.
7. Posted by Michael | June 29, 2005 1:47 PM |
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Posted on June 29, 2005 13:47
8. Posted by Governor Breck | June 29, 2005 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, The Kanck is really a highway-in-name-only. In reality, its a twisty, barely-paved track through the heart of the White Mountains. Very beautiful to drive, but only if you're not in a hurry. The rest areas are all run by the state parks board and thus have pit toilets. Plus, it can be devilishly hard to install a septic system and leeching field when the topsoil is only three inches thick.
As for this guy in the toilet. Wow, what a freak. If he wanted to look at nude women so much why didn't he just get an Internet connection? I've heard there's lots of nude women on the Internet.
8. Posted by Governor Breck | June 29, 2005 2:18 PM |
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Posted on June 29, 2005 14:18
9. Posted by Zsa Zsa | June 29, 2005 3:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay tea,... Tell me that was not a true story! Surely that did not really happen. . . Please! Don't let it be true! Surely not? Nobody would actually do that? Would they? ...Jay !!! Tell me the truth!
9. Posted by Zsa Zsa | June 29, 2005 3:04 PM |
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Posted on June 29, 2005 15:04
10. Posted by fatman | June 29, 2005 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster, you ought to be horsewhipped for that pun.
Now...anybody got a horse?
10. Posted by fatman | June 29, 2005 3:08 PM |
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Posted on June 29, 2005 15:08
11. Posted by Porkopolis | June 29, 2005 9:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe he was a Ninja Assassin?
11. Posted by Porkopolis | June 29, 2005 9:18 PM |
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Posted on June 29, 2005 21:18
12. Posted by fatman | June 29, 2005 11:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis, get in line behind jmaster! (mutters to himself, "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!")
12. Posted by fatman | June 29, 2005 11:31 PM |
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Posted on June 29, 2005 23:31
13. Posted by JM | June 30, 2005 3:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Gary Moody, 45, of Gardiner, NH"
He is from Gardiner, ME, not NH.
As a New Hampshire resident, I feel a duty to point out that it's the people from Maine, not us, that are the freaks.
"NH must really be backwards... Here in Jersey rest stops actually have TOILETS, that FLUSH...
Oleg"
We have those too. Not necessarily at the campgrounds or other out of the way places. Or should I assume that the Jersey definition of "roughing it" is "fewer channels on the TV"?
13. Posted by JM | June 30, 2005 3:30 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2005 03:30
14. Posted by MaineBob | June 30, 2005 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This story has actually kept me awake at night with revulsion. There are some questions that haunt me.
1. How long was he down there?
2. Did he bring a lunch or a snack?
3. Did he have a flashlight?
4. Was he there to peep, or was he into "showers"?
5. Why bother with the hip waders? He didn't want to get dirty?
6. How many times has he done this before?
7. What else has this sick bast*rd done?
14. Posted by MaineBob | June 30, 2005 7:45 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2005 07:45
15. Posted by Michael | June 30, 2005 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe he just dropped his watch or something and was trying to get it back. And then he was too embarassed to say anything when someone came in. That's what I'm going to think. Yeah, that's gotta be it. Dropped his watch.
15. Posted by Michael | June 30, 2005 11:03 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2005 11:03
16. Posted by MaineBob | June 30, 2005 1:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
His watch! Yes!
"Your Honor, I'm actually into crossdressing and I dropped my watch when I was in here last week..."
16. Posted by MaineBob | June 30, 2005 1:30 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2005 13:30
17. Posted by Andrew Thatcher | June 30, 2005 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is the final proof that if you can conceive
of something then someone has already done it.
Trouble is, this is inconceivable...
17. Posted by Andrew Thatcher | June 30, 2005 4:45 PM |
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Posted on June 30, 2005 16:45
18. Posted by Skeletor Xp | July 1, 2005 8:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is just too rich. I went to school with this guy, worked with him, tossed back a few with him. But never in a hundred years would I have imagined that ANYONE would be doing this, anyone! What has happened in your life that this is the way you get your jollies.
Let me tell you some things. I live in Maine, I know this happened in N.H., but we are right next door. The temperature that day was over 90 F, with a very high humidity level.
One report I read stated the access door to clean out this pit was locked, that Mr. Moody had to have gone down through one of the holes. You know which holes I’m talking about.
He was wearing (hip?)waders but he had to be hosed-off. Hmmm, must have gotten some inside the rubber pants. Accident or intention?
It brings up a lot of questions concerning logistics. So how does it go, he gets there very early before anyone else, installs himself in the tank, hangs around all day, leaves after folks seem to be done using the facility?
What happens in between?
Doesn’t he need to eat or drink during that period?
Is he Brown Bagging it?
Doesn’t it make a mess when he leaves?
Is he peeking at both the girls and the boys?
Is he crossing state lines with these images on tape or digital media?
He owns a convenience store in Windsor Maine, that has a lunch counter. Wonder what it’s like using the restrooms there?
I wonder if there is any truth to the conversations I’ve heard saying Mr. Moody claimed to have lost a wedding band, implying that he at least considered this a reasonable solution?
Or the even more incredible suggestion that this may not have been the first time Mr. Moody had been found in this same situation, claiming his wallet had fallen in on the previous occassion?
This story is so hard to comprehend, impossible to understand how it could come to this for someone.
I sincerely hope Gary can get some help, but at 45 it’s probably unlikely the behaviour would change. He was a decent kid in high school and as recently as a year ago I witnessed him treating the folks around him pretty well, but man, what a freakshow this is.
Skele
18. Posted by Skeletor Xp | July 1, 2005 8:38 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2005 20:38