Heh.
Florida residents who flocked to Pensacola area storm shelters to escape hurricane Dennis were treated to physical and mental torture, Tempus Fugit has learned. The conditions endured by shelter patrons closely mirrored the torture that has been occurring at the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. In addition, the food served at the storm shelter was not tailored for each person's ethnic and religious requirements, a perk that even the Guantanamo Bay torture facilities manage to provide. One elderly man died in a Florida storm shelter. Guantanamo Bay has had no such fatalities. According to the New York Times, patrons of the storm shelter were forced to sleep on concrete floors and were subjected to frigid temperatures brought on by air conditioning units that were set intentionally low.
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Priceless.I've cha... (Below threshold)1. Posted by BR | July 10, 2005 10:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Priceless.
I've changed my mind - sometimes attack is not the best defense :) Humorous ridicule is. Now if we can just get the moonbats and all Islamic fanatics to watch some Victor Borge videos, and lighten up, everyone can get on with life.
1. Posted by BR | July 10, 2005 10:18 PM |
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Posted on July 10, 2005 22:18
2. Posted by fatman | July 10, 2005 11:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah, the Great Dane. That does bring back memories.
2. Posted by fatman | July 10, 2005 11:14 PM |
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Posted on July 10, 2005 23:14
3. Posted by epador | July 10, 2005 11:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
who else would put a seatbelt on his piano bench?
3. Posted by epador | July 10, 2005 11:23 PM |
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Posted on July 10, 2005 23:23
4. Posted by B Moe | July 10, 2005 11:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How long before someone complains that if we hadn't wasted all that money in Iraq we could have better facilities for these people?
4. Posted by B Moe | July 10, 2005 11:26 PM |
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Posted on July 10, 2005 23:26
5. Posted by melior | July 11, 2005 2:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heh, yeah, the hurricane was urinating on their Korans, heheh.
I can't lighten up as much as BR'd like though; I'm still laying awake at night.
- What's wrong, dear?
- It's the stem cells. I hear their cries.
5. Posted by melior | July 11, 2005 2:22 AM |
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Posted on July 11, 2005 02:22
6. Posted by Anna | July 11, 2005 4:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Some people have not been able to build back after Ivan and these shelters are truly makeshift at best. Gitmo would look good to some of those in shelters right now for at least they will not wake up with the floor flooded and have water for flushing the Koran. No water is bad.
6. Posted by Anna | July 11, 2005 4:07 AM |
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Posted on July 11, 2005 04:07