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Comments (17)
That shirt reminds me of Ja... (Below threshold)1. Posted by joe | July 12, 2005 7:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
That shirt reminds me of Japanese t-shirts that have badly translated English on them.
1. Posted by joe | July 12, 2005 7:57 PM |
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Posted on July 12, 2005 19:57
2. Posted by Will Franklin | July 12, 2005 8:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I was thinking the same thing. Or one of those shirts you could buy at the mall in 1995.
The ones that say "Free Rides" or "My Better Half" or whatever.
2. Posted by Will Franklin | July 12, 2005 8:02 PM |
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Posted on July 12, 2005 20:02
3. Posted by TC@LeatherPenguin | July 12, 2005 8:26 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I was thinking her husband Cletus there should have been wearing the shirt with the arrow pointing over at her. It would have been an improvement over that "last night's pajamas" ensemble he's sporting.
3. Posted by TC@LeatherPenguin | July 12, 2005 8:26 PM |
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Posted on July 12, 2005 20:26
4. Posted by Jay Tea | July 12, 2005 8:50 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The more I look at it (and that's NOT an easy thing to do), the more I'm convinced that it actually says "I HATE the Golden Ticket."
J.
4. Posted by Jay Tea | July 12, 2005 8:50 PM |
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Posted on July 12, 2005 20:50
5. Posted by Eneils Bailey | July 12, 2005 9:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Congratulations to the happy couple. They have the hardest part of starting a family behind them. They had to to fuck each other.
5. Posted by Eneils Bailey | July 12, 2005 9:07 PM |
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Posted on July 12, 2005 21:07
6. Posted by Jennifer | July 12, 2005 9:25 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I was going to say what TC said already. What a pair.
6. Posted by Jennifer | July 12, 2005 9:25 PM |
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Posted on July 12, 2005 21:25
7. Posted by SilverBubble | July 12, 2005 9:41 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Perhaps she is referring to a lower area... is she really a blonde all the way?
7. Posted by SilverBubble | July 12, 2005 9:41 PM |
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Posted on July 12, 2005 21:41
8. Posted by andy | July 12, 2005 10:27 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
It's my understanding that she wore the shirt to the opening of the Willy Wonka remake. Given that the Golden Ticket, in the end, represented Charlie's obtaining of dream fulfillment, one might conclude that Britney, particularly in light of her many remarks about wanting to be a mother, feels that her unborn child represents the same.
Of course, whether she would put that much thought into it is beyond me.
8. Posted by andy | July 12, 2005 10:27 PM |
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Posted on July 12, 2005 22:27
9. Posted by Captain Ned | July 12, 2005 11:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Andy:
Don't you mean "whether she COULD put that much thought ..."
9. Posted by Captain Ned | July 12, 2005 11:25 PM |
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Posted on July 12, 2005 23:25
10. Posted by Lew Clark | July 13, 2005 11:23 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I are a native Texan and proud of it. But I've always been able to laugh at some of our strange ways. Although it's grown a bit old, I really got a kick out of Jeff Foxworthy's "If.........., you may be a redneck". Lately, every time I see a picture of this lovely couple, I envision a caption "If you are either of the people in this picture, you may be a redneck."
10. Posted by Lew Clark | July 13, 2005 11:23 AM |
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Posted on July 13, 2005 11:23
11. Posted by CraigC | July 13, 2005 11:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You guys who are implying that you wouldn't fall down on your knees in front of that "golden ticket" are full of shit.
11. Posted by CraigC | July 13, 2005 11:34 AM |
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Posted on July 13, 2005 11:34
12. Posted by Chrees | July 13, 2005 11:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Well, I already knew I was full of it but nope, ain't touching it (knocked up or not) with a 10 foot pole.
12. Posted by Chrees | July 13, 2005 11:39 AM |
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Posted on July 13, 2005 11:39
13. Posted by anonymoose | July 13, 2005 1:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
That 'shirt' is only a shirt because she's pregant, and has gotten a fair bit bigger around the bust and waist.
In fact, previously, she used to wear it as a dress, in which case, the inscription made more sense.
13. Posted by anonymoose | July 13, 2005 1:15 PM |
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Posted on July 13, 2005 13:15
14. Posted by moseby | July 13, 2005 3:19 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Remember...deep down brittany is still Louisianna trailor trash and the shirt motto is often true....babies bring in more welfare handouts. She's trash to the bone.
BTW: What happened to her titties....
14. Posted by moseby | July 13, 2005 3:19 PM |
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Posted on July 13, 2005 15:19
15. Posted by McGehee | July 13, 2005 5:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You guys who are implying that you wouldn't fall down on your knees in front of that "golden ticket" are full of shit.
You've got it backwards, Craig. Not being full of it makes me want to stay away from her "golden ticket." If I were full of it, one more stain wouldn't make a difference.
15. Posted by McGehee | July 13, 2005 5:23 PM |
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Posted on July 13, 2005 17:23
16. Posted by golden ticket | March 8, 2006 11:03 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I found that Britney Spears I have the golden ticket t-shirt here: http://www.graffitiusa.com/
16. Posted by golden ticket | March 8, 2006 11:03 PM |
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Posted on March 8, 2006 23:03
17. Posted by limey | December 5, 2006 8:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ha ha ha.. As it turned out, the baby was KEVIN'S golden ticket...
17. Posted by limey | December 5, 2006 8:30 PM |
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Posted on December 5, 2006 20:30