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Comments (41)
Kos & Co. offer up their pr... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Ranten N. Raven | July 15, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kos & Co. offer up their proof that Hitler actually chose George Bush as his heir.
1. Posted by Ranten N. Raven | July 15, 2005 8:29 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 08:29
2. Posted by joe | July 15, 2005 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The writing is described by experts as difficult to decipher, but after consulting their consciences, they concluded it said "Pay Halliburton Now! --Chimpy McBusHitler".
2. Posted by joe | July 15, 2005 8:35 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 08:35
3. Posted by rick13 | July 15, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear, Bobby Bird
On behalf of the entire Third Reich we welcome you into the Nazi Youth party. May you grow up to be a loyal Nazi!
Sincerly, Adolf Hitler
3. Posted by rick13 | July 15, 2005 8:44 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 08:44
4. Posted by Kevin P. | July 15, 2005 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We have had some unfortunate media coverage because of the inconsistant air conditioning at our camp in the tropics. We should consider some equivalent, though less visible means and location for our Final Sollution. Any ideas?
Ciao,
AH
4. Posted by Kevin P. | July 15, 2005 8:47 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 08:47
5. Posted by Norm | July 15, 2005 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear Mr. Durbin, may i remind you that any comparisons using my name have to first be cleared by my propaganda minister. Improper use of my name may have serious consequences. In the future, please use my full name, Adolph Hitler.
5. Posted by Norm | July 15, 2005 8:53 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 08:53
6. Posted by Roger Fraley | July 15, 2005 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bids at Christies for 1938 Christmas Card signed by Hitler were disappointing despite the handwritten note saying "The French are Pussies"
6. Posted by Roger Fraley | July 15, 2005 9:01 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 09:01
7. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 15, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear Henry,
Thanks for the offer to build me a fleet of cars and trucks, but I think I'll be happier building my own.
Love,
Adolf
7. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 15, 2005 9:04 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 09:04
8. Posted by Johno | July 15, 2005 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New handwritten portion: "Lassen Sie Freiheit zum Regieren!"
Now why do I feel dirty having written that?
8. Posted by Johno | July 15, 2005 9:15 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 09:15
9. Posted by Ingress | July 15, 2005 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Remember me.
Remember my atrocities.
Never again.
Burning in hell, I am yours.
Adolph
9. Posted by Ingress | July 15, 2005 9:40 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 09:40
10. Posted by Hodink | July 15, 2005 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yikes, they are coming!
What a furor.
Where's the gun?
Oh.
Let me be played in the movies by Brad Pitt.
Bye,
Your Fuhrer
10. Posted by Hodink | July 15, 2005 10:08 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 10:08
11. Posted by Allium | July 15, 2005 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Guantanimo is too hard to spell call it something like Aushwitz."
ok that was out of line but I got more!
"I dont think a employee pricing is a good idea for the new panzers I mean volkswagons"
"Next year the kieobosa will be fresher"
11. Posted by Allium | July 15, 2005 10:18 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 10:18
12. Posted by yetanotherjohn | July 15, 2005 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Today I was spoken to very rudely by a Jew. If ever I am a leader of Germany I will kill as many as I can get my hands on. And it will be their fault for not caring and understanding about my feelings.
12. Posted by yetanotherjohn | July 15, 2005 10:29 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 10:29
13. Posted by WunderKraut | July 15, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While the "Hitler Letter" showing a direct link between the Nazis and President Bush's grandfather was proved to be a forgery, Dan Rather and CBS still maintain that the letter is "fake but accurate."
13. Posted by WunderKraut | July 15, 2005 10:51 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 10:51
14. Posted by a4g | July 15, 2005 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I will order acts of such evil, that henceforth no man will dare utter my name alongside any other, for fear that he might diminish the singularity of my guilt.
-- Adolf.
14. Posted by a4g | July 15, 2005 10:58 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 10:58
15. Posted by Feisty | July 15, 2005 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eva,
Please note on the planner for next Saturday: "Oktoberfest afterbar at our house. Rent hot tub. Remember to return keg spigots to the liquor store Monday or we won't get our deposit back."
Love,
Sugarbumpkins
15. Posted by Feisty | July 15, 2005 11:07 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 11:07
16. Posted by McGehee | July 15, 2005 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Translation: "Hey, did you know Valerie Plame works for the CIA?"
16. Posted by McGehee | July 15, 2005 11:07 AM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 11:07
17. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | July 15, 2005 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did I say "Jew Year"? I meant "New Year"! Oh, faux pas on me.
17. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | July 15, 2005 12:03 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 12:03
18. Posted by Editor | July 15, 2005 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear Deutschland,
I am leaving for Hollywood to persue my dreams.
Yours,
A
PS - Please send money.
18. Posted by Editor | July 15, 2005 12:06 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 12:06
19. Posted by jmaster | July 15, 2005 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Warmest Holiday Greetings, Herr Rommel.
I hate to admit it, but I didn’t think this extermination of Jews thing all the way through.
Here it is just two weeks away, and I still can't book a comedian for our Christmas party.
And I have given up even trying to find a good corned beef sandwich anywhere in Europe!
Oy vey, what’s a Nazi to do?
Peace on Earth, good will to men,
Aldolph
19. Posted by jmaster | July 15, 2005 12:30 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 12:30
20. Posted by sentinel | July 15, 2005 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
American Soldier 1: What does it say?
American Soldier 2:It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh..."
American Soldier 1:The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh? What does that mean?
American Soldier 2:He must have died while writing it
American Soldier 1:Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it
American Soldier 2:Maybe he was dictating it
20. Posted by sentinel | July 15, 2005 1:13 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 13:13
21. Posted by jab | July 15, 2005 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
as the world turns:
joe wilson has just returned from a secret mission somewhere in west texas that has exposed karl rove's direct link to adolf hitler! senator schumer has submitted the evidence to the press today, claiming wildly "we got him boys!!", "and it's accurate ,too!"
21. Posted by jab | July 15, 2005 1:23 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 13:23
22. Posted by lawhawk | July 15, 2005 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear JS,
I know I said that we'd split Poland fair and square, but I saw you looking at Eva the other night.
That's gonna cost you! Bigtime!
AH
22. Posted by lawhawk | July 15, 2005 1:34 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 13:34
23. Posted by Regret | July 15, 2005 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Herr Himmler - Send the Schwarzenegger family double their regular ration of human growth hormone. The Fourth Reich begins in California!
23. Posted by Regret | July 15, 2005 2:35 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 14:35
24. Posted by spacemonkey | July 15, 2005 2:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Feed my cat.
24. Posted by spacemonkey | July 15, 2005 2:45 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 14:45
25. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 15, 2005 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Coming to the DU any moment now...
Translation:
"I hearby order George Walker Bush to report to a physical, in order to qualify for his Texas Luftwaffe Guard comission." Signed, Adolf Hitler
As typed on a 1941 IBM typewritter, by his secretary, Fraulein Knox.
OR
"Please send this sample of mein DNA to Herr Doktor Mengle, to be used in the chimpanze hybrid experiment. Remind him I am rather fond of the name George" XOXO, Dolphie H.
25. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 15, 2005 3:19 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 15:19
26. Posted by Aaron's cc: | July 15, 2005 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ich bin ein Bushhitler
26. Posted by Aaron's cc: | July 15, 2005 4:47 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 16:47
27. Posted by DemEnTEd | July 15, 2005 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Translation of Card:)
You are formally invited to the installment of Herr Karl Rove as the Chancellor of the Reich
(Scribbled Text:)
Bring your wife, Joe!
27. Posted by DemEnTEd | July 15, 2005 7:04 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 19:04
28. Posted by -S- | July 15, 2005 7:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hi, I'm a liberal and I'm demanding that you make Hitler stop drawing about me! Make him stop! Stop it now! I hope all you Nazis frogmarch him!"
28. Posted by -S- | July 15, 2005 7:13 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 19:13
29. Posted by McCain | July 15, 2005 7:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Liberals were next.
29. Posted by McCain | July 15, 2005 7:23 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 19:23
30. Posted by McCain | July 15, 2005 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear Jacques Chirac,
You sissy-boy. Whether Islamo-fascists or the real deal, why do you Frenchies always roll over?
Love, 'Dolph.
30. Posted by McCain | July 15, 2005 7:36 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 19:36
31. Posted by -S- | July 15, 2005 9:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dearest Dears: I have just returned from the future where I enjoyed a special cocktail with Howard Dean and an immense influx of funds from some tall guy who said that money was no object to him because it belonged to the collective soul of underlings (or, perhaps he said it was the collective soul of underlings, I am not now sure -- the Return Send process was difficult since I had to go to New York City to find the key to the machine in the backroom of some woman soldier named Hill). I also visited a movie set and had a massage by someone who wanted me to tour a facility dressed in pink but I think I managed to encourage a dressing up in liberal dark green grandeur for the holidays under the ruling dark sun. Even in the future, there are the willing. LOL, HH."
31. Posted by -S- | July 15, 2005 9:46 PM |
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Posted on July 15, 2005 21:46
32. Posted by bullwinkle | July 16, 2005 12:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
June 15, 1940
Dear Kleagle Byrd,
As per your request we are shipping today all the white flags our soldiers confiscated in France in the last few weeks. I hope they will fit your Klansmen. Keep up the good work!
Best wishes,
Your Friend
Adolph
32. Posted by bullwinkle | July 16, 2005 12:36 AM |
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Posted on July 16, 2005 00:36
33. Posted by Roger Fraley | July 16, 2005 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alternative text:
Nur Nationalsozialistische
Deutsche Arbeiterpartei ist Nationalsozialistische
Deutsche Arbeiterpartei
Alternative handwriting:
Verstehen Sie, Herr Durbin?
Only the Nazis are Nazis. Do you understand, Mr. Durbin?
33. Posted by Roger Fraley | July 16, 2005 12:47 AM |
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Posted on July 16, 2005 00:47
34. Posted by epador | July 16, 2005 1:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm wins this one hands down.
34. Posted by epador | July 16, 2005 1:53 AM |
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Posted on July 16, 2005 01:53
35. Posted by robert | July 16, 2005 3:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dearest Mr. Joseph Kennedy:
My warmest regards to you and family in this holiday season. I hope to see you this summer for the Olympics where we will beat some butts.
Speaking of beating butts, you will be pleased to know the great progress we have made towards 100 armored divisions and 3000 advanced aircraft – not to mention the submarines. (I know you will not speak of this).
This should make short work of the French and English and allow Ireland independence to be restored in full. I have just spoken to GOD and he will fix things with the Vatican.
In the meantime, please keep feeding the English useless BS about how we will never attack!
Only 996 years left!
Yours truly,
Adolph
35. Posted by robert | July 16, 2005 3:40 AM |
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Posted on July 16, 2005 03:40
36. Posted by Rachel Edith | July 16, 2005 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
With every Christmas card I write.
May your days be merry and bright.
And may all your Christmases be white.
The Fuher
36. Posted by Rachel Edith | July 16, 2005 10:19 AM |
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Posted on July 16, 2005 10:19
37. Posted by JD | July 16, 2005 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Printed card text: "We need to invade England immediately!"
Handwritten text: "After Finland, it's the country with the worst food."
37. Posted by JD | July 16, 2005 5:57 PM |
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Posted on July 16, 2005 17:57
38. Posted by V the K | July 16, 2005 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
THINGS TO DO
Ein - Drop off Hitler Youth at Band Practice
Zwei - Conquer France
Drei - Pick Up Dry Cleaning.
38. Posted by V the K | July 16, 2005 7:36 PM |
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Posted on July 16, 2005 19:36
39. Posted by Lasting Magic | July 17, 2005 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Text
You Are Invited To A Scavenger Hunt
Here is your only hint.
Written
Pants in jalapenos by Thames.
39. Posted by Lasting Magic | July 17, 2005 12:47 AM |
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Posted on July 17, 2005 00:47
40. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 17, 2005 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Hillary Clinton conclusively proved today that Bush=Hitler as the New York Senator revealed a document indicating that both Hitler and Bush did sign their Form 180's
40. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 17, 2005 7:30 AM |
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Posted on July 17, 2005 07:30
41. Posted by Kevin | July 18, 2005 1:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). Comments are now closed.
41. Posted by Kevin | July 18, 2005 1:19 AM |
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Posted on July 18, 2005 01:19