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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Mother of Detroit Red Wings' Brendan Shanahan (L) pulls at the NHL player's t-shirt while getting into an elevator following player voting on a new collective bargaining agreement with the League in a downtown Toronto hotel July 21, 2005. (J.P. Moczulski/Reuters)


Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Update: Entries are now closed and winners have been announced (click the link to read the winning entires).


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See this shirt....the owner... (Below threshold)
taz:

See this shirt....the owners are going to take it also!

Oh.... you ARE a naughty bo... (Below threshold)
Scott:

Oh.... you ARE a naughty boy, aren't you?

You putz! You think anyone ... (Below threshold)
OneDrummer:

You putz! You think anyone cares about this game? And, no... you can't move back in with us at home!

Yzerman was never this slop... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Yzerman was never this sloppy.

You could'a been somebody! ... (Below threshold)
Former Hostage:

You could'a been somebody! You could'a been a contendah'!

Twelve dollars, same as in ... (Below threshold)

Twelve dollars, same as in town.

Mom: Is this how I raised ... (Below threshold)

Mom: Is this how I raised you? To go out looking like this?
Shan: But mom... the sweat stink is all that kept them from taking it right off my back...
Mom: Don't you back talk your mother! And stop icing your nipples in public. You'll never find a nice girl that way!

I'm not touching you.... (Below threshold)
Former Hostage:

I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you...

Now be a good boy and show ... (Below threshold)

Now be a good boy and show me what you got

"Wait a minute there. You'v... (Below threshold)
tony:

"Wait a minute there. You've been screwing us for the last 10 months. Now it's momma's turn. Bend over!"

Mom: How dare you wear thos... (Below threshold)
rorochub:

Mom: How dare you wear those Flip flops into a professional meeting. I thought I taught you better than that..

Brendan: I'm not wearing these to the meeting mom...I'm going to see President Bush.

Detroit Red Wings tough guy... (Below threshold)
Trevor:

Detroit Red Wings tough guy Brendan Shanahan is shown here just prior to getting "shirted" by an elderly fan. Said a woozy Shananhan just after the incident "she pulled my shirt over my head and just started feeding me rights to the gut. the next thing I know, I wake up in an elevator and I find out that I signed a contract to actually play hockey this year." It was later revealed that the woman in question was Tie Domi in drag.

"A little tuck here and you... (Below threshold)
Pokey42:

"A little tuck here and you would look absolutely svelte, dahling!"

Yep, I said bounty hunter. ... (Below threshold)

Yep, I said bounty hunter. I'm takin' you in perp.

Givhan/Style/Washington Pos... (Below threshold)
TheEnigma:

Givhan/Style/Washington Post: Yes, this is the image we should have expected from John Roberts and his family when introduced by President Bush.

Fred Bigpackage, age 27 and... (Below threshold)
Big E:

Fred Bigpackage, age 27 and winner of the 2005 Pitching A Tent World Championships declines a fans request to "show me what you got".

Is that another expansion t... (Below threshold)
FreakyBoy:

Is that another expansion team under there, or are you just happy to see me?

Obviously your t-shirt is d... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Obviously your t-shirt is dirty, hopefully at least you are wearing clean underwear...

Nobody cares about hockey. ... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

Nobody cares about hockey. I'm your mother and I don't care. So sign the contract, move out of the house and get a girlfriend who does laundry because this shirt is filthy and I'm not washing it.

Let me wash that. It's no w... (Below threshold)

Let me wash that. It's no wonder you can't find a job or a girl.

You IDIOT, Now your father ... (Below threshold)

You IDIOT, Now your father and I will have to watch you play your hokey pokey on the ice game again.

With Brendon Shanahan's pay... (Below threshold)
HeyMike:

With Brendon Shanahan's paychecks arriving again, he and his Mom enjoyed a fun filled day shopping at the Gap this weekend...

Concerned about her son's l... (Below threshold)

Concerned about her son's lack of children, the blind mother of Detroit Red Wings' Brendan Shanahan tries to demonstrate to the media and any potential daughters in law how well endowed her son is.

Will you look at that! Vict... (Below threshold)

Will you look at that! Victoria's Secret really does lift and separate!

Look, Bucko, you want to ta... (Below threshold)
D. Carter:

Look, Bucko, you want to talk about a rough season, I'll tell YOU about a rough season! When I was pregnant with you, I stuck out to here, my feet swelled up like twin water beds, and you kicked like a horse with a bee under his saddle.

Have you and Jarod been bee... (Below threshold)
S.Somberg:

Have you and Jarod been been hanging out?

Mom, I swear there is nothi... (Below threshold)
S.Somberg:

Mom, I swear there is nothing under here that you haven't seen before!

Look, I got chunks of guys ... (Below threshold)
plebe:

Look, I got chunks of guys like you in my stool.
So let momma see what ya got under the hood ;)

Honey, I'm glad you decided... (Below threshold)
Matt:

Honey, I'm glad you decided against the "lockout beard," but not changing your shirt till there was a settlement instead...

Whenna you gonna bringa dat... (Below threshold)
sentinel:

Whenna you gonna bringa dat nice girl Anna Kornholia...Korinkola...Korkovar...over to da house. She sucha nice girl.

Mom, that was Sergei Federov.

Oh, ok, I make a you dat for dinner OK?

An unidentified woman demon... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

An unidentified woman demonstrates the "Atomic Titty-Twister"

Quit acting like a damned s... (Below threshold)
dooley:

Quit acting like a damned spoiled brat and get in there and tell those nice owners you're sorry!

In a moment that will go do... (Below threshold)
Peter:

In a moment that will go down in marketing-tactic history, executives discover a new and less costly way to get to Nike-endorsing athletes to switch to Adidas: Moms threatening "to go public" with their sons' 'caught you masturbating' epeisodes.

"I told you to ask her if s... (Below threshold)

"I told you to ask her if she was a police first before you paid her for our threesome!"

Ewwwwe

"Aren't you glad you used D... (Below threshold)

"Aren't you glad you used Dial? Don't you wish everyone did?"

Nike, shmiky... OK, I'll gi... (Below threshold)
robert:

Nike, shmiky... OK, I'll give ya ten bucks for it, but only because I feel bad for someone stupid enough to take one year to negotiate a 24% pay cut.

Shanahan negotiates the shi... (Below threshold)
Robert:

Shanahan negotiates the shirt off his back...again.

Feared GHL (Geriatric Hocke... (Below threshold)

Feared GHL (Geriatric Hockey League) enforcer Wanda Oglethorpe needles Detroit winger Brenden Shanahan shortly after her signing to the New York Rangers. The Rags are attempting to fill the void from the immanent retirement of Mark Messier, who is 76 but skates like a mere 60.

A contestant gets advice fr... (Below threshold)
Sue Dohnim:

A contestant gets advice from Dr. Ruth in this tense scene from the new reality show "Love in an Elevator."

"But Dr. Ruth KNOWS how to ... (Below threshold)

"But Dr. Ruth KNOWS how to show you a good time, boy toy..."

"Hey sonny, you ever do it ... (Below threshold)

"Hey sonny, you ever do it in an elevator?"

second caption:Lis... (Below threshold)
heymike:

second caption:

Listen Aylward, How come I never win the caption contest huh?

second caption-Lis... (Below threshold)
heymike:

second caption-

Listen Aylward..How come I never win the caption contest..HUH?

You owe me a hundred bucks ... (Below threshold)
Scorp 11-4:

You owe me a hundred bucks for that "quickie," now PAY UP !

500 pounds on SlimFast, you... (Below threshold)
Ben Bateman:

500 pounds on SlimFast, you say?

"I don't know what smells w... (Below threshold)

"I don't know what smells worse; you or that octopus you keep in your shirt."

Listen, cupcake, approve th... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Listen, cupcake, approve the deal or I'm gonna rip your head off, and use this shirt to wipe up the blood.

This is what you amount to.... (Below threshold)
Baklava:

This is what you amount to.... A sweaty t-shirt.

Yes ma'am, it's what we cal... (Below threshold)
capitano:

Yes ma'am, it's what we call "high sticking."

"Ma, ya gotta let go or the... (Below threshold)
OC Chuck:

"Ma, ya gotta let go or they'll call "obstruction" on you!"

"I gave birth to you and yo... (Below threshold)
OC Chuck:

"I gave birth to you and you go out in public looking like this?"

I don't know if there's roo... (Below threshold)

I don't know if there's room for Red Wings Suck on this side of the T-shirt.

or

Red Wing Brendan Shanahan's mother dresses the left winger down for the ass fucking he and the rest of the players just received from the team owners.

or

Brendan Shanahan wishes he'd kept in better shape during the NHL lockout when his mother points out the gut he's developed.

Random bag check me??? Ran... (Below threshold)

Random bag check me??? Random bag check me??? Random bag check YOU!!!

When Nike says Just Do It..... (Below threshold)
Kevin:

When Nike says Just Do It.....they don't mean do it on the shirt

Is that sweat from the game... (Below threshold)
ouhite:

Is that sweat from the game, or were you with another woman?

Is that a hockey stick in y... (Below threshold)
Bob:

Is that a hockey stick in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

This isn't MARS, buddy! An... (Below threshold)
-S-:

This isn't MARS, buddy! And that goes for your little pal, Kuato, too!

"I like older women. Don't ... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"I like older women. Don't get me wrong, dear. It's just that right now, uh, uh, uh, I have a headache."

The representative from Str... (Below threshold)
Hermoine:

The representative from Straight Eye For The Hockey Guy came down hard on this ensemble.

I just wanted to be a pe... (Below threshold)
Seeker:

I just wanted to be a penguin too, but not this way!

....I haven't got a check f... (Below threshold)

....I haven't got a check for 12 months....I'm so low on perrier water I may have to knock over the AMPM...you want to turn your loving mother into a crook...Now get your butt in that meeting and make a deal.....and change your underwear...

I think you're right...if I... (Below threshold)
Moon Monkey:

I think you're right...if I wear this in the wet T-Shirt contest my boobs should come down to about here!

Just who says it is erotic ... (Below threshold)
McCain:

Just who says it is erotic to Do It in front of mirrors?

Truly a Kodak Moment...<br ... (Below threshold)
Moon Monkey:

Truly a Kodak Moment...
It's New Years Eve 2062...
J-Lo looks up,her eyes filled with wonder and anticipation as she asks Dick Clark,"do you really think the magic T-shirt will work for me too"?

What's the matter with you,... (Below threshold)

What's the matter with you, Brendan; haven't you ever seen Miss Universe with her sash off??

The owners knew they were g... (Below threshold)
Tam:

The owners knew they were going to get a good contract when they saw the quality of hooker that the players were reduced to soliciting.

"Stop being a turtle, get o... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Stop being a turtle, get oot there and skate.
There is no crying in Hockey."

Update: E... (Below threshold)

Update: Entries are now closed and winners have been announced (click the link to read the winning entires).




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