How to give yourself a heart attack:
1) Find something small, yet important, in your car.
2) Place object in your hat for safekeeping.
3) Get out of car, put on hat, proceed to store.
4) Feel something go down your collar and slide down your back.
5) Panic.
Update: I should have been clearer: one may presume that the small, important object was something like a head for a power screwdriver, and as such, was cold and metallic.
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Was it a joint?... (Below threshold)1. Posted by snowballs | July 24, 2005 9:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Was it a joint?
1. Posted by snowballs | July 24, 2005 9:17 PM |
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Posted on July 24, 2005 21:17
2. Posted by snowballs | July 24, 2005 9:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Re: Update - You should keep those in your socks like everyone else :)
2. Posted by snowballs | July 24, 2005 9:33 PM |
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Posted on July 24, 2005 21:33
3. Posted by ilona | July 24, 2005 10:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I thought it ws a pet snake or something ( well, you never know with people)
3. Posted by ilona | July 24, 2005 10:14 PM |
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Posted on July 24, 2005 22:14
4. Posted by Smoke Eater | July 25, 2005 1:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay, my friend, YOU NEED HELP!
4. Posted by Smoke Eater | July 25, 2005 1:08 AM |
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Posted on July 25, 2005 01:08
5. Posted by Malibu Stacy | July 25, 2005 6:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hat is to safekeeping as coat is to:
a) arthritis
b) minestrone
c) talk radio
d) any of the above
5. Posted by Malibu Stacy | July 25, 2005 6:21 AM |
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Posted on July 25, 2005 06:21
6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 25, 2005 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
6. Write blog entry about it.
6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 25, 2005 2:40 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2005 14:40