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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for this picture:

CNN American Morning anchor Miles O'Brien with an unidentified guest prior to the Space Shuttle launch


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced (follow the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

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"Mine's bigger."... (Below threshold)

"Mine's bigger."

Why compare when we could s... (Below threshold)
joe:

Why compare when we could share?

"Yes we have upgraded the n... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Yes we have upgraded the names of our rocket fleet. Mine is now known as the 'PeeWee Herman' and the one you're holding is the 'John Holmes' rocket."

"And I know it'll fit since... (Below threshold)
Wally:

"And I know it'll fit since it's smaller than my head."

Cape Canviral engineers fou... (Below threshold)

Cape Canviral engineers found themselves a bit embarrassed when the effects of the new Pfizer product "Nasagra" kicked in sooner than anticipated.

NASA official Dick H... (Below threshold)


NASA official Dick Hertz demonstrates some high-tech methods of getting off.

[Only so much you can do with the "penis joke" genre]

After NASA's Director cance... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

After NASA's Director cancelled the plans to have Paris Hilton do a series of commercials, they quickly discovered that her replacements just do not have the same impact.

"Yea, the bigger one has mo... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Yea, the bigger one has more thrust, but mine will run rings around Uranus."

No, no. You grip the shaft... (Below threshold)
takefive:

No, no. You grip the shaft like this!

It's not the size of your r... (Below threshold)
rick13:

It's not the size of your rocket! It's how fast you can get your "crew" into orbit!

"Damn, us euros must... (Below threshold)
jc:


"Damn, us euros must have used centimeters instead of inches again."

1. "Damn, yours is bigger t... (Below threshold)
Jabba the Tutt:

1. "Damn, yours is bigger than mine."

2. "Sure, the Swedish Penis Enlarger has its supporters, I prefer the Danish."

3. "Ah YES, it is Rocket Science!"

"..... and really shows tha... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

"..... and really shows that size doesn't matter in getting that payload delivered."

Hair styling is neat, I onl... (Below threshold)
Jon:

Hair styling is neat, I only get to scratch my face with it.

"...and we believe that a '... (Below threshold)

"...and we believe that a 'safe space' program would do wonders for America's latex industry."

Whaddya say we try NASA's f... (Below threshold)
Mark:

Whaddya say we try NASA's first mission to Uranus right now?

"Hey, the rockets we are ho... (Below threshold)
KEVIN:

"Hey, the rockets we are holding are positioned in such a way that they look like our genitals."

Thanks, Miles, I'll pass it... (Below threshold)
capitano:

Thanks, Miles, I'll pass it on.

But don't you think "We have liftoff of Space Shuttle Needledick" is a little too self-deprecating...even for you?

After submitting preliminar... (Below threshold)
Nicholas:

After submitting preliminary doodles, representatives from the two competing companies, Wang Technologies and John Thomas Engineering Inc. got together to expose their models for public viewing. The winning proposal will be erected next year on NASA's third base, and is expected to go all the way.

Well, under Clinton we were... (Below threshold)
AwsomeWeege:

Well, under Clinton we were ordered to diversify away from these patriarchal phallo-centric designs, but the FlyingTit and SpacePussy prototypes didn't pan out. Only this phallic design has the thrust! thrust! thrust! to launch that payload into orbit.

Sometimes a rocket is just ... (Below threshold)

Sometimes a rocket is just a rocket. Unfortunately, this isn't one of those times...

Thanks to male enhancement ... (Below threshold)
JEW:

Thanks to male enhancement drugs, Bob has a swelling of pride and well deserved jealousy from his freind!

"Eason tried to shove a thi... (Below threshold)

"Eason tried to shove a third one of these up Amanpour's ass, but she kept clenching and shouting 'OH, MY POOR YASSER!' over and over."

Yeah, but mine doesn't need... (Below threshold)

Yeah, but mine doesn't need strap-on thrusters.

Man in Red: This was hilla... (Below threshold)
moseby:

Man in Red: This was hillary's dildo while in the Whitehouse...

Man in blue: Yes...and since having chuck schumer's head removed from her ass she's upgraded to this one....

After years of intense rese... (Below threshold)
JmaR:

After years of intense research to determine superior methods of maintaining propulsion and thrust, experts demonstrate that "Bang" (left) easily outperforms "wiz".

Imminent launch, imminent l... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

Imminent launch, imminent launch...ooh...aah...never mind.

Well, of course, yours is b... (Below threshold)
Hangtown Bob:

Well, of course, yours is bigger, but parts don't fall off MINE when I'm launching!

"OK, we can both reach with... (Below threshold)
JimK:

"OK, we can both reach without bending over, so that only leaves one question; Spit or swallow?"

"The two women on the fligh... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"The two women on the flight had proffered a vagina shaped rocket and we're beginning to agree with that concept. Either that, or we could put some Viagra in the fuel tank ... ha ha ha."

"Don't you ever get tired o... (Below threshold)
Ian:

"Don't you ever get tired of all the women staring... all the time... God, I hate being treated like I'm just some piece of meat, just because I'm a rocket scientist!"

"I don't."

Pretty weak that you'd stea... (Below threshold)

Pretty weak that you'd steal this bit directly from The Daily Show.

Get hold of yourself Edward... (Below threshold)
murray:

Get hold of yourself Edwards! Like the government, we're here to help! A quick shot and a suppository and you'll be as good as new.

"...and John, we think we h... (Below threshold)
kbiel:

"...and John, we think we have finally found a way to get women excited about space exploration, working scale models of our...er...rockets."

It's been done. Daily show ... (Below threshold)
mojo:

It's been done. Daily show had a segment with the clip, complete with Enzyte innuendo...

If your foam breaks anytime... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

If your foam breaks anytime during the launch, you had better abort or you risk an unwanted pregnancy.

On STS-114 Miles, NASA has ... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

On STS-114 Miles, NASA has installed over 100 cameras in an effort to get the "money-shot".

remember it is not the size... (Below threshold)
chris tallent:

remember it is not the size of the rocket that is important it is now fast you get her in to orbet.

I'm <a href="http://home.mc... (Below threshold)

I'm John Kerry and I approved this message.

(Guy in red):Uh...... (Below threshold)
Former Hostage:

(Guy in red):

Uh...actually, this isn't a model. It's a suppository my doctor prescribed for my 'roids.

"Let's modernize NASA by la... (Below threshold)

"Let's modernize NASA by launching Skylab from the top of a Space Shuttle stack."

"No, let's go back to Gemini: everything since then sucked."

"There I was, in Cambodia o... (Below threshold)
DennisThePeasant:

"There I was, in Cambodia on Christmas Eve, my swift boat taking heavy fire from the shoreline, all my crew wounded, with only my trusty Shuttle between me 'n the Gooks..."