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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: July 29, 2005 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for this picture:

CNN American Morning anchor Miles O'Brien with an unidentified guest prior to the Space Shuttle launch


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced (follow the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

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"Mine's bigger."... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Victor | July 29, 2005 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Victor:

"Mine's bigger."

1. Posted by Victor | July 29, 2005 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 08:26

Why compare when we could s... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by joe | July 29, 2005 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
joe:

Why compare when we could share?

2. Posted by joe | July 29, 2005 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 08:30

"Yes we have upgraded the n... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 29, 2005 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Yes we have upgraded the names of our rocket fleet. Mine is now known as the 'PeeWee Herman' and the one you're holding is the 'John Holmes' rocket."

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 29, 2005 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 08:32

"And I know it'll fit since... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Wally | July 29, 2005 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wally:

"And I know it'll fit since it's smaller than my head."

4. Posted by Wally | July 29, 2005 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 08:32

Cape Canviral engineers fou... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Tim McNabb | July 29, 2005 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim McNabb:

Cape Canviral engineers found themselves a bit embarrassed when the effects of the new Pfizer product "Nasagra" kicked in sooner than anticipated.

5. Posted by Tim McNabb | July 29, 2005 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 08:35

NASA official Dick H... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by wavemaker | July 29, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:


NASA official Dick Hertz demonstrates some high-tech methods of getting off.

[Only so much you can do with the "penis joke" genre]

6. Posted by wavemaker | July 29, 2005 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 08:42

After NASA's Director cance... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Jeff | July 29, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

After NASA's Director cancelled the plans to have Paris Hilton do a series of commercials, they quickly discovered that her replacements just do not have the same impact.

7. Posted by Jeff | July 29, 2005 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 08:44

"Yea, the bigger one has mo... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 29, 2005 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Yea, the bigger one has more thrust, but mine will run rings around Uranus."

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 29, 2005 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 08:51

No, no. You grip the shaft... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by takefive | July 29, 2005 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
takefive:

No, no. You grip the shaft like this!

9. Posted by takefive | July 29, 2005 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:03

It's not the size of your r... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by rick13 | July 29, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick13:

It's not the size of your rocket! It's how fast you can get your "crew" into orbit!

10. Posted by rick13 | July 29, 2005 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:13

"Damn, us euros must... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by jc | July 29, 2005 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jc:


"Damn, us euros must have used centimeters instead of inches again."

11. Posted by jc | July 29, 2005 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:17

1. "Damn, yours is bigger t... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Jabba the Tutt | July 29, 2005 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jabba the Tutt:

1. "Damn, yours is bigger than mine."

2. "Sure, the Swedish Penis Enlarger has its supporters, I prefer the Danish."

3. "Ah YES, it is Rocket Science!"

12. Posted by Jabba the Tutt | July 29, 2005 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:20

"..... and really shows tha... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by DaveD | July 29, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

"..... and really shows that size doesn't matter in getting that payload delivered."

13. Posted by DaveD | July 29, 2005 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:21

Hair styling is neat, I onl... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Jon | July 29, 2005 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jon:

Hair styling is neat, I only get to scratch my face with it.

14. Posted by Jon | July 29, 2005 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:30

"...and we believe that a '... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by McGehee | July 29, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"...and we believe that a 'safe space' program would do wonders for America's latex industry."

15. Posted by McGehee | July 29, 2005 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:34

Whaddya say we try NASA's f... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Mark | July 29, 2005 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

Whaddya say we try NASA's first mission to Uranus right now?

16. Posted by Mark | July 29, 2005 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:37

"Hey, the rockets we are ho... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by KEVIN | July 29, 2005 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KEVIN:

"Hey, the rockets we are holding are positioned in such a way that they look like our genitals."

17. Posted by KEVIN | July 29, 2005 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:41

Thanks, Miles, I'll pass it... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by capitano | July 29, 2005 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

Thanks, Miles, I'll pass it on.

But don't you think "We have liftoff of Space Shuttle Needledick" is a little too self-deprecating...even for you?

18. Posted by capitano | July 29, 2005 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:43

After submitting preliminar... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Nicholas | July 29, 2005 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nicholas:

After submitting preliminary doodles, representatives from the two competing companies, Wang Technologies and John Thomas Engineering Inc. got together to expose their models for public viewing. The winning proposal will be erected next year on NASA's third base, and is expected to go all the way.

19. Posted by Nicholas | July 29, 2005 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:45

Well, under Clinton we were... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by AwsomeWeege | July 29, 2005 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AwsomeWeege:

Well, under Clinton we were ordered to diversify away from these patriarchal phallo-centric designs, but the FlyingTit and SpacePussy prototypes didn't pan out. Only this phallic design has the thrust! thrust! thrust! to launch that payload into orbit.

20. Posted by AwsomeWeege | July 29, 2005 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:50

Sometimes a rocket is just ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Cybrludite | July 29, 2005 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cybrludite:

Sometimes a rocket is just a rocket. Unfortunately, this isn't one of those times...

21. Posted by Cybrludite | July 29, 2005 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:52

Thanks to male enhancement ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by JEW | July 29, 2005 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JEW:

Thanks to male enhancement drugs, Bob has a swelling of pride and well deserved jealousy from his freind!

22. Posted by JEW | July 29, 2005 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:52

"Eason tried to shove a thi... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 29, 2005 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

"Eason tried to shove a third one of these up Amanpour's ass, but she kept clenching and shouting 'OH, MY POOR YASSER!' over and over."

23. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 29, 2005 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 09:54

Yeah, but mine doesn't need... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by BlogDog | July 29, 2005 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Yeah, but mine doesn't need strap-on thrusters.

24. Posted by BlogDog | July 29, 2005 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 10:16

Man in Red: This was hilla... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by moseby | July 29, 2005 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
moseby:

Man in Red: This was hillary's dildo while in the Whitehouse...

Man in blue: Yes...and since having chuck schumer's head removed from her ass she's upgraded to this one....

25. Posted by moseby | July 29, 2005 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 10:20

After years of intense rese... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by JmaR | July 29, 2005 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JmaR:

After years of intense research to determine superior methods of maintaining propulsion and thrust, experts demonstrate that "Bang" (left) easily outperforms "wiz".

26. Posted by JmaR | July 29, 2005 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 10:31

Imminent launch, imminent l... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by yetanotherjohn | July 29, 2005 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Imminent launch, imminent launch...ooh...aah...never mind.

27. Posted by yetanotherjohn | July 29, 2005 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 10:32

Well, of course, yours is b... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Hangtown Bob | July 29, 2005 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hangtown Bob:

Well, of course, yours is bigger, but parts don't fall off MINE when I'm launching!

28. Posted by Hangtown Bob | July 29, 2005 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 10:37

"OK, we can both reach with... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by JimK | July 29, 2005 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"OK, we can both reach without bending over, so that only leaves one question; Spit or swallow?"

29. Posted by JimK | July 29, 2005 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 10:38

"The two women on the fligh... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Hodink | July 29, 2005 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"The two women on the flight had proffered a vagina shaped rocket and we're beginning to agree with that concept. Either that, or we could put some Viagra in the fuel tank ... ha ha ha."

30. Posted by Hodink | July 29, 2005 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 10:39

"Don't you ever get tired o... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Ian | July 29, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ian:

"Don't you ever get tired of all the women staring... all the time... God, I hate being treated like I'm just some piece of meat, just because I'm a rocket scientist!"

"I don't."

31. Posted by Ian | July 29, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 10:51

Pretty weak that you'd stea... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Dylan | July 29, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dylan:

Pretty weak that you'd steal this bit directly from The Daily Show.

32. Posted by Dylan | July 29, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 10:51

Get hold of yourself Edward... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by murray | July 29, 2005 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
murray:

Get hold of yourself Edwards! Like the government, we're here to help! A quick shot and a suppository and you'll be as good as new.

33. Posted by murray | July 29, 2005 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 11:01

"...and John, we think we h... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by kbiel | July 29, 2005 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel:

"...and John, we think we have finally found a way to get women excited about space exploration, working scale models of our...er...rockets."

34. Posted by kbiel | July 29, 2005 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 11:01

It's been done. Daily show ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by mojo | July 29, 2005 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mojo:

It's been done. Daily show had a segment with the clip, complete with Enzyte innuendo...

35. Posted by mojo | July 29, 2005 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 11:06

If your foam breaks anytime... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jeff | July 29, 2005 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

If your foam breaks anytime during the launch, you had better abort or you risk an unwanted pregnancy.

36. Posted by Jeff | July 29, 2005 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 11:08

On STS-114 Miles, NASA has ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Jeff | July 29, 2005 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

On STS-114 Miles, NASA has installed over 100 cameras in an effort to get the "money-shot".

37. Posted by Jeff | July 29, 2005 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 11:11

remember it is not the size... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by chris tallent | July 29, 2005 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chris tallent:

remember it is not the size of the rocket that is important it is now fast you get her in to orbet.

38. Posted by chris tallent | July 29, 2005 11:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 11:13

I'm <a href="http://home.mc... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by lawhawk | July 29, 2005 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

I'm John Kerry and I approved this message.

39. Posted by lawhawk | July 29, 2005 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 11:15

(Guy in red):Uh...... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Former Hostage | July 29, 2005 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Former Hostage:

(Guy in red):

Uh...actually, this isn't a model. It's a suppository my doctor prescribed for my 'roids.

40. Posted by Former Hostage | July 29, 2005 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 11:21

"Let's modernize NASA by la... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | July 29, 2005 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

"Let's modernize NASA by launching Skylab from the top of a Space Shuttle stack."

"No, let's go back to Gemini: everything since then sucked."

41. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | July 29, 2005 11:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2005 11:24

"There I was, in Cambodia o... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by DennisThePeasant | July 29, 2005 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DennisThePeasant:

"There I was, in Cambodia on Christmas Eve, my swift boat taking heavy fire from the shoreline, all my crew wounded, with only my trusty Shuttle between me 'n the Gooks..."

42. Posted by DennisThePeasant | July 29, 2005 11:26 AM | Vote up