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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: August 12, 2005 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Rock on : One-day-old baby Tomas listens to music as a part of an experimental program that uses musical therapy to stimulate communication, adaptation and ease the stress after birth at the first private hospital in eastern Slovakia. (AFP/Joe Klamar)


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Comments closed, winners announced here.

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Enough Mick Jagger already ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by JEW | August 12, 2005 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JEW:

Enough Mick Jagger already !!!!!!

1. Posted by JEW | August 12, 2005 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 08:23

Never too young for "talk r... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Tom Bazan | August 12, 2005 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Bazan:

Never too young for "talk radio."

2. Posted by Tom Bazan | August 12, 2005 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 08:26

"This is Cindy Sheehan, liv... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Sinner | August 12, 2005 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sinner:

"This is Cindy Sheehan, live from Crawfrod Texas. Back to you Wolf in the CNN Studio."

3. Posted by Sinner | August 12, 2005 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 08:33

"Yep, tapes of John Kerry's... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 12, 2005 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Yep, tapes of John Kerry's speeches, knocks 'em right out everytime."

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 12, 2005 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 08:35

Air America rolls out its "... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by robert | August 12, 2005 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

Air America rolls out its "payback in kind" plan to reimburse the boys and girls of the Bronx.

5. Posted by robert | August 12, 2005 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 08:35

Hey Franken-return our mone... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by HeyMike | August 12, 2005 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HeyMike:

Hey Franken-return our money NOW!

6. Posted by HeyMike | August 12, 2005 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 08:38

"After weeks of listening f... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by LifeTrek | August 12, 2005 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LifeTrek:

"After weeks of listening for Air America's apology Michelle Malkin was found to have regressed to the maximum mental age of the station's listeners. Dr's say the syndrome, known as Maximum Air America Mental Age Limit (MAAMAL) can be reversed by conservative blogging which is known to activate the logic centers of the brain. She is expected to recover in a day or two."
DKK

7. Posted by LifeTrek | August 12, 2005 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 08:40

A young child at the Gloria... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by JP | August 12, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JP:

A young child at the Gloria Wise Day Care Center enjoys "Listener Appreciation Day" on Air America Radio.

jp

8. Posted by JP | August 12, 2005 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 08:44

Christina Aguilera again? T... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Chrees | August 12, 2005 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

Christina Aguilera again? This is torture!

9. Posted by Chrees | August 12, 2005 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 08:46

Baby listening and singing ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by debra | August 12, 2005 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
debra:

Baby listening and singing along..."...I-ahhhh haf become. Comfwrtbly numb."

10. Posted by debra | August 12, 2005 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 09:09

Not even oversized headphon... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Am I A Pundit Now? | August 12, 2005 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Am I A Pundit Now?:

Not even oversized headphones will help you hear Baby Beethoven.

11. Posted by Am I A Pundit Now? | August 12, 2005 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 09:28

Howard Dean realized too la... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by the Pirate | August 12, 2005 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the Pirate:

Howard Dean realized too late that using his Iowa Caucus speech to teach Howard Dean Jr. the States of the Union was in fact a bad idea.

12. Posted by the Pirate | August 12, 2005 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 09:44

Air America doubles its aud... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Laurence Simon | August 12, 2005 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

Air America doubles its audience.

13. Posted by Laurence Simon | August 12, 2005 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 09:44

"This sure beats dancing wi... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by debra | August 12, 2005 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
debra:

"This sure beats dancing with Ally McBeal."

14. Posted by debra | August 12, 2005 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 09:44

We now know how Dean acquir... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by DWC | August 12, 2005 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DWC:

We now know how Dean acquired the voices in his head.

15. Posted by DWC | August 12, 2005 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 09:45

Pennywit makes his argument... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by bullwinkle | August 12, 2005 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Pennywit makes his argument for the nanny state, again, and again....

16. Posted by bullwinkle | August 12, 2005 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 09:53

"<a href="http://imdb.com/t... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Ken Summers | August 12, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken Summers:

"ROX-anne!"

17. Posted by Ken Summers | August 12, 2005 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 10:02

In and exclusive ESPN inter... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 12, 2005 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

In and exclusive ESPN interview, Terrell Owens gives his typical crybaby response, after being sent home for a week by Andy Reid.

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 12, 2005 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 10:17

That baby is probably singi... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Zsa Zsa | August 12, 2005 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zsa Zsa:

That baby is probably singing to Whitney Houston and most likely sounds alot like her too!...

19. Posted by Zsa Zsa | August 12, 2005 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 10:30

1) Jamie Gorelick realized ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by lawhawk | August 12, 2005 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

1) Jamie Gorelick realized that she pooped her pants on hearing that the pajamabloggers were on the case.

2) Hi, I'm Al Franken and I'm taking calls at 1-800-Air-Enrn

3) Hey Al! Say hello to my little friend!

Aw crap. Laurence posted already. I should have given up before posting. Do we really stand a chance?

20. Posted by lawhawk | August 12, 2005 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 10:33

The danger of combining fet... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by jack | August 12, 2005 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack:

The danger of combining fetal dna and an ipod.

21. Posted by jack | August 12, 2005 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 10:44

I, I’m a simple person, ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Weegie | August 12, 2005 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

I, I’m a simple person, you know
I have very small desires in life
Titties ’n beer, you know...

Yeah, tell it, Frank!

22. Posted by Weegie | August 12, 2005 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 10:48

No! Stop! That's so embar... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Anne | August 12, 2005 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anne:

No! Stop! That's so embarrassing! Mommy, stop!

-Celine Dion's baby

23. Posted by Anne | August 12, 2005 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 10:50

New York Times programming ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Rovin | August 12, 2005 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rovin:

New York Times programming a "future editor"

"There is no Air America Scandal"
"There is no 911 Commission Scandal"
"The definition of "is", is.......

24. Posted by Rovin | August 12, 2005 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 10:52

I'm still wet behind the ea... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by BluesHarper | August 12, 2005 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

I'm still wet behind the ears and this isn't helping any! This must be a Democrat's idea.

25. Posted by BluesHarper | August 12, 2005 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 11:03

Oh God!!!!! Do I have liste... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by stan25 | August 12, 2005 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

Oh God!!!!! Do I have listen to Britany Spears again?

26. Posted by stan25 | August 12, 2005 11:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 11:13

Mick Jagger: "Damn it Rich... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by rs | August 12, 2005 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rs:

Mick Jagger: "Damn it Richards, do you have to overdose on EVERY drug. I told you that HGH was some powerful shit!!"

27. Posted by rs | August 12, 2005 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 11:18

Sound from baby: Bwwwwfffff... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by debra | August 12, 2005 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
debra:

Sound from baby: Bwwwwffffft. Baby: "Now there's a movement that beats this Beethoven stuff everytime."

(Jay, does that qualify as a fart joke?)

28. Posted by debra | August 12, 2005 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 11:26

(Sung to Limp Bizkit's "Noo... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Peter F. | August 12, 2005 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

(Sung to Limp Bizkit's "Nookie"):

"I did it all for the boobies! Yeah, the boobies!
So you can take that cookie, and stick it in some milk, yeah!
I did it all for the boobies! Yeah, the boobies!"

29. Posted by Peter F. | August 12, 2005 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 11:27

Whittney Houston recording ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by rick13 | August 12, 2005 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick13:

Whittney Houston recording her new single.

30. Posted by rick13 | August 12, 2005 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 11:27

Air America discovers a mea... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by SteveL | August 12, 2005 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SteveL:

Air America discovers a means to attract listeners by focusing on the "unable to remove the headphones" demographic.

31. Posted by SteveL | August 12, 2005 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 11:28

Ooo-OOO-oooohhhh, baby, ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by McGehee | August 12, 2005 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Ooo-OOO-oooohhhh, baby, baby...

32. Posted by McGehee | August 12, 2005 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 11:41

NARAL is stunned again when... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by santucci06 | August 12, 2005 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
santucci06:

NARAL is stunned again when the test audience for their second anti-Roberts ad reacts with screams and projectile vomiting...

33. Posted by santucci06 | August 12, 2005 12:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 12:28

I thought these things were... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Donna B. | August 12, 2005 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Donna B.:

I thought these things were supposed to come equipped with nipples.

34. Posted by Donna B. | August 12, 2005 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 12:29

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by gxbacher | August 12, 2005 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
gxbacher:

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: excessive exposure to Air America can cause hair loss, tooth loss, skin rash and cranial shrinkage.

35. Posted by gxbacher | August 12, 2005 12:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 12:55

1) "Mammaries may be be ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Aaron's cc: | August 12, 2005 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

1) "Mammaries may be be beautiful, and yet..."

2) “I have to listen because my mother could not have an abortion.” -- Paraphrasing US Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-Calif) at Pro-Abortion Rally Sunday, April 25

3) Venemous Kate before coming up with the Fang Fund idea.

36. Posted by Aaron's cc: | August 12, 2005 1:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 13:04

Jagger, Mick - reincarnatio... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by JAT0 | August 12, 2005 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Jagger, Mick - reincarnation "Better drugs for the second coming!"

or

"Jea did you fart in my earphones?"

or

"Just singing in the rai...cut - cut! I just farted. From the top again, 1, 2, 3, Just singing.."

37. Posted by JAT0 | August 12, 2005 1:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 13:21

The Liberals have finally f... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by The WASP | August 12, 2005 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

The Liberals have finally found their answer to Rush Limbaugh, Baby Bill will be on the air starting 2025, look out Rush.

38. Posted by The WASP | August 12, 2005 1:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 13:25

Al Franken: "Do you see tha... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Scotty | August 12, 2005 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scotty:

Al Franken: "Do you see that, he's LISTENING! He's listening, dagnabbit! Can we count that... we can count that, right?... Don't tell me no, I'm telling you, call the investors, right now. You tell them. We. Have. A. Listener!"

39. Posted by Scotty | August 12, 2005 1:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 13:27

Frederekia was the fisrt su... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by The WASP | August 12, 2005 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

Frederekia was the fisrt super model to succesfully reach her original birth weight and intelligence.

40. Posted by The WASP | August 12, 2005 1:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 13:27

Howard Dean goes on a liste... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by McCain | August 12, 2005 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Howard Dean goes on a listening tour.

41. Posted by McCain | August 12, 2005 1:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 13:40

Guantanamo torture video re... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by McCain | August 12, 2005 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Guantanamo torture video reveals terrorists are forced to listen to country-western music.

42. Posted by McCain | August 12, 2005 1:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 13:44

Alien abduction photos reve... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by McCain | August 12, 2005 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Alien abduction photos reveal that rap music was introduced by interplanetary thugs.

43. Posted by McCain | August 12, 2005 2:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 14:03

Yes sir, that's my baby.... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by McGehee | August 12, 2005 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Yes sir, that's my baby... No sir, I don't mean maybe...

44. Posted by McGehee | August 12, 2005 2:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 14:16

Air Enron's last lis... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by observer | August 12, 2005 2:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
observer:


Air Enron's last listener decides to call it quits...

45. Posted by observer | August 12, 2005 2:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 14:45

Air America Radio introduce... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Jinx McHue | August 12, 2005 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jinx McHue:

Air America Radio introduces their newest broadcaster, who's entire 3-hour program consists of nothing but non-stop crying. Surprisingly, Air America's listeners don't notice any difference between this and Al Franken's and Randi Rhodes' shows.

46. Posted by Jinx McHue | August 12, 2005 2:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 14:57

Another satisfied customer ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by joe | August 12, 2005 3:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
joe:

Another satisfied customer of the Bose Acoustic Canceling headphones.

47. Posted by joe | August 12, 2005 3:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 15:11

Knowing the stiff competion... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Darby | August 12, 2005 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darby:

Knowing the stiff competion of the popular reality series "American Idol", the parents of baby Thomas, decided that in order to win, Thomas needed a head start to become the 26th American Idol.


(Author's note: Not entierly certain which American Idol it'll be when baby Thomas competes, so I guessed.)

48. Posted by Darby | August 12, 2005 3:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 15:17

Now Mom changes the music f... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by stan25 | August 12, 2005 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

Now Mom changes the music from Britiany Spears to Barbara Streisand. Can things get any worse?

49. Posted by stan25 | August 12, 2005 3:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 15:22

Hey Mom, it’s time for the ... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by stan25 | August 12, 2005 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

Hey Mom, it’s time for the Mark Levin Show

50. Posted by stan25 | August 12, 2005 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 15:23

Franklin Schools, 18 months... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Big E | August 12, 2005 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big E:

Franklin Schools, 18 months, enjoys one of the miriad fringe benefits of his new status as Michael Jackson's boyfriend as he listens to a track from Michael's upcoming new childrens album "Bedtime with Jacko".

51. Posted by Big E | August 12, 2005 3:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 15:36

You'd cry to, upon discover... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Fersboo | August 12, 2005 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fersboo:

You'd cry to, upon discovering that that annoying Britany Spears music wasn't just the womb's Muzak.

52. Posted by Fersboo | August 12, 2005 3:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 15:46

Everytime I go to submit an... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Steven J. Kelso Sr. | August 12, 2005 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steven J. Kelso Sr.:

Everytime I go to submit an idea, the best are already taken. Where did you find such freaks! :)

53. Posted by Steven J. Kelso Sr. | August 12, 2005 4:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 16:07

At this moment, somewhere i... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Chrees | August 12, 2005 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

At this moment, somewhere in the world, Tom Cruise's next wife was just born and is being indoctrinated into Scientology...

54. Posted by Chrees | August 12, 2005 4:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 16:09

"I want an IPod!"... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Eric | August 12, 2005 4:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

"I want an IPod!"

55. Posted by Eric | August 12, 2005 4:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 16:13

After 17 consecutive hours ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Will Franklin | August 12, 2005 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Will Franklin:

After 17 consecutive hours of "Hit Me Baby, One More Time," the infant Timmy only wished that he could hit her again.

56. Posted by Will Franklin | August 12, 2005 4:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 16:24

Baby Tomas gives an unbiase... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by texaskatey | August 12, 2005 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
texaskatey:

Baby Tomas gives an unbiased review of The Rolling Stones new single, Sweet Neo-con.

57. Posted by texaskatey | August 12, 2005 4:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 16:50

"lulu"... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by JAB | August 12, 2005 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAB:

"lulu"

58. Posted by JAB | August 12, 2005 5:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 17:14

Ronco introduces it's new o... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by mesablue | August 12, 2005 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mesablue:

Ronco introduces it's new one handed "Baby Hauler".

59. Posted by mesablue | August 12, 2005 6:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 18:27

"Keep on-a rockin' me... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by B.C. | August 12, 2005 6:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
B.C.:

"Keep on-a rockin' me baaaaby..."

60. Posted by B.C. | August 12, 2005 6:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 18:51

Forceps delivery gone bad!<... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by takefive | August 12, 2005 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
takefive:

Forceps delivery gone bad!

61. Posted by takefive | August 12, 2005 7:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 19:08

Oh, Angelina!... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by billy | August 12, 2005 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billy:

Oh, Angelina!

62. Posted by billy | August 12, 2005 7:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 19:10

"Jeremiah was a bullf... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by capitano | August 12, 2005 9:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

"Jeremiah was a bullfwog;

he was a good fwiend of mine!"

63. Posted by capitano | August 12, 2005 9:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 21:55

"Oh wow! The Stones' NeoCon... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Jim | August 12, 2005 10:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

"Oh wow! The Stones' NeoCon song! Sing it, Gramps!"

64. Posted by Jim | August 12, 2005 10:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 22:15

"This is Howard Dean to gro... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Mason | August 12, 2005 11:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mason:

"This is Howard Dean to ground control"
"I need some new ideas"
"And I'm floating farther leftward EVERYDAYAY"

65. Posted by Mason | August 12, 2005 11:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 12, 2005 23:56

"Baby Boses"... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 13, 2005 12:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Baby Boses"

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Posted on August 13, 2005 00:31

COME ON FEEL THE NOISE! GIR... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Cybrludite | August 13, 2005 12:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cybrludite:

COME ON FEEL THE NOISE! GIRLS, ROCK YOUR BOYS...

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Posted on August 13, 2005 00:44

"You would most certainly b... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 13, 2005 12:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"You would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime — Pol Pot or others — that had no concern for human beings."

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Posted on August 13, 2005 00:49

Screw Mozart. I want Al Gr... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by ts | August 13, 2005 12:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ts:

Screw Mozart. I want Al Green!

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Posted on August 13, 2005 00:58

"You're listening to Rash S... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by spacemonkey | August 13, 2005 2:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

"You're listening to Rash Slackjaw on WAHH, and now we go live Bob our 'man on the floor' to find out just what's under the couch. Bob..Bob tell us what's under the couch"

Bob:"A cheeto, Rash, an old cheeto, it WAS delicious."

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Posted on August 13, 2005 02:23

With the mass exodus of rec... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | August 13, 2005 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AnonymousDrivel:

With the mass exodus of receptive constituents for the Democratic agenda, newborns from desperate liberals are fed doses of DNC talking points and motivational speeches subliminally. Baby Couric, seen here, mimics a Howard Dean classic.

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Posted on August 13, 2005 07:26

Baby got back!... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by McGehee | August 13, 2005 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Baby got back!

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Posted on August 13, 2005 10:06

1) If it's too loud, you'r... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith | August 13, 2005 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith:

1) If it's too loud, you're too old...

2) Don't you cry tonight / I still love you, baby

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Posted on August 13, 2005 11:50

Madonna makes litle babies ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Sgt Fluffy | August 13, 2005 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sgt Fluffy:

Madonna makes litle babies cry

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Posted on August 13, 2005 12:14

Al Franken dons the headset... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Faith+1 | August 13, 2005 9:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Al Franken dons the headset once again to plead his victimhood in the Air Enron scandal...

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Posted on August 13, 2005 21:13

Damn I'm hungry.Wh... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by fustian | August 14, 2005 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Damn I'm hungry.

Where's an equipment malfunction when you need one?

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Posted on August 14, 2005 17:41

Lulled by the calming effec... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Roger Fraley | August 14, 2005 7:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

Lulled by the calming effect of the ticking clocks in Pink Floyd's song Time, the proprieters of "Baby, Music, Genius, Nursery" were unprepared for what followed.

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