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Comments (85)
"Shees, just screw up and f... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 19, 2005 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Shees, just screw up and forget the Benediction once, and everywhere I go I'm walking into a headwind."
1. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 19, 2005 8:09 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:09
2. Posted by joe | August 19, 2005 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
*sniff*
"That's it. I'm changing my dry cleaner."
2. Posted by joe | August 19, 2005 8:10 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:10
3. Posted by bullwinkle | August 19, 2005 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pope Benedict made a mental note to himself to never, ever offer his Coke to a sumo wrestler after a match again.
3. Posted by bullwinkle | August 19, 2005 8:12 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:12
4. Posted by cowardly anon | August 19, 2005 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I look like Michael Jackson from that video.. bring on the little boys!"
4. Posted by cowardly anon | August 19, 2005 8:12 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:12
5. Posted by BR | August 19, 2005 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Byrd - no disguise can hide his past.
5. Posted by BR | August 19, 2005 8:15 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:15
6. Posted by Rusty | August 19, 2005 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heee Heee Heee, I cover my face like this... abortion, gay marrage and pedophila by priest... all gone, Me like this game...
6. Posted by Rusty | August 19, 2005 8:18 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:18
7. Posted by Todd | August 19, 2005 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!! I AM A MAN!!!!
7. Posted by Todd | August 19, 2005 8:19 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:19
8. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 19, 2005 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"BOOOOOOOOO...I am the Holy Ghost!!!
8. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 19, 2005 8:22 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:22
9. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 19, 2005 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like another clothing malfunction...!
9. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 19, 2005 8:24 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:24
10. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 19, 2005 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But Mommy, I'm too sweepy to hold a Mass today! Wet me go back to sweep, pwease?
10. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 19, 2005 8:39 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:39
11. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 19, 2005 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
..."Elsewhere in todays news...this photo,shot by a Vatican tourist,proves that Muslims are trying to sneak in without paying"! Aha,suspicion's confirmed!!!
11. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 19, 2005 8:47 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:47
12. Posted by Guido | August 19, 2005 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see nnnnothing!
12. Posted by Guido | August 19, 2005 8:48 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:48
13. Posted by JAT0 | August 19, 2005 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OH Boy! That Bockwurst really makes me fart!
13. Posted by JAT0 | August 19, 2005 8:53 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:53
14. Posted by BluesHarper | August 19, 2005 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh my!! I thought that business about going blind was just folk lore.
14. Posted by BluesHarper | August 19, 2005 8:58 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:58
15. Posted by rick13 | August 19, 2005 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peekaboo! Who's my little Pope?
15. Posted by rick13 | August 19, 2005 9:02 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:02
16. Posted by ed | August 19, 2005 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmm.
"Ok I'm ready. Where's that atheist pinata?"
16. Posted by ed | August 19, 2005 9:02 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:02
17. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 19, 2005 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
May be showing my age on this one:
What evil lies in the hearts of men? The Pontif knows... (cue dramatic music)
Or for the younger crowd:
I am the Pontif the quacks in the night.
17. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 19, 2005 9:03 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:03
18. Posted by Laurence Simon | August 19, 2005 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It was bad enough getting thrown out of the Hitler Youth for a backwards swastika, but the Klan is equally strict with regard to its members needing to remember to cut eyeholes in their hoods."
18. Posted by Laurence Simon | August 19, 2005 9:11 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:11
19. Posted by fatman | August 19, 2005 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind; the answer is blowing in the wind."
19. Posted by fatman | August 19, 2005 9:12 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:12
20. Posted by Geoff Parmer | August 19, 2005 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'Holy shit, I can see my hand through my cape!!!!
20. Posted by Geoff Parmer | August 19, 2005 9:14 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:14
21. Posted by Wally | August 19, 2005 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Jackson as the Pope? Why not - he's got many of the job qualifications.
21. Posted by Wally | August 19, 2005 9:27 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:27
22. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 19, 2005 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK, Lord. Maybe the cape *is* a bit much"
22. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 19, 2005 9:29 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:29
23. Posted by The WASP | August 19, 2005 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And now for my dissapearing head trick...
23. Posted by The WASP | August 19, 2005 9:29 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:29
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 19, 2005 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Pope attempts a visual demonstration of the futility of a blind and purposeless universe guided by chance and necessity.
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 19, 2005 9:42 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:42
25. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 19, 2005 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The "Runaway Pope," seen here being escorted back to the Vatican, tried to avoid an outdoor Mass by claiming he was kidnapped by a Hispanic couple and driven to New Mexico.
25. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 19, 2005 9:42 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:42
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 19, 2005 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My mother always told me it would make me go blind one day - but No! - I didn't believe her."
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 19, 2005 10:00 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:00
27. Posted by jeff | August 19, 2005 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ferchristsakes, I'm never using that dry cleaner again. I said heavy starch for a reason.
27. Posted by jeff | August 19, 2005 10:01 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:01
28. Posted by FreakyBoy | August 19, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn you, Intelligent Designer!
28. Posted by FreakyBoy | August 19, 2005 10:02 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:02
29. Posted by Daniel | August 19, 2005 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robbert Byrd: "Brings back memories of the good old days."
29. Posted by Daniel | August 19, 2005 10:04 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:04
30. Posted by Daniel | August 19, 2005 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wow... you know it's time for a weekend when you can't even spell "Robert"
30. Posted by Daniel | August 19, 2005 10:05 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:05
31. Posted by spacemonkey | August 19, 2005 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Just great, all I need now is for my cross to catch fire."
31. Posted by spacemonkey | August 19, 2005 10:13 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:13
32. Posted by spacemonkey | August 19, 2005 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unassuming mild mannered conservative pope by day but when duty calls......
32. Posted by spacemonkey | August 19, 2005 10:19 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:19
33. Posted by Coda | August 19, 2005 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I Told You It Was A White Wash" The Pope Stated When Asked About His Election.
33. Posted by Coda | August 19, 2005 10:24 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:24
34. Posted by Joel Ross | August 19, 2005 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How the hell did I end up in a synagogue??
34. Posted by Joel Ross | August 19, 2005 10:32 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:32
35. Posted by odrady | August 19, 2005 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bless you, your Eminence!"
35. Posted by odrady | August 19, 2005 10:41 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:41
36. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 19, 2005 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! The Pope versus the Bugblatter Beast of Traal! BE THERE!
36. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 19, 2005 10:52 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:52
37. Posted by Laurence Simon | August 19, 2005 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Inspired by Arafat's Israel-shaped kaffiyeh, Benedict begins his own fashion campaign to liberate East Germany from brutal West German occupiers.
37. Posted by Laurence Simon | August 19, 2005 10:52 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:52
38. Posted by mr fox | August 19, 2005 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Benedict's KKK impression, for whatever reason, did not go over well in the synagogue.
38. Posted by mr fox | August 19, 2005 10:54 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:54
39. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jebus H. Chribist! I have GOT to get a new tailor.
39. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:00 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 11:00
40. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heh. The only difference between Zorro and me is that I have a white mask.
40. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:02 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 11:02
41. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn! Forgot the eyholes again.
41. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:03 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 11:03
42. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eyeholes.
42. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:03 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 11:03
43. Posted by Timmer | August 19, 2005 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I HATE it when the Sisters of Mercy throw their underwear.
43. Posted by Timmer | August 19, 2005 11:06 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 11:06
44. Posted by Brad Warbiany | August 19, 2005 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll bet nobody recognizes me on my perp walk.
44. Posted by Brad Warbiany | August 19, 2005 11:18 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 11:18
45. Posted by Bruce | August 19, 2005 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, so they're a little on the large side, but I don't recall JP II ever getting panties thrown at him. Eat your heart out, Tom Jones!
45. Posted by Bruce | August 19, 2005 11:41 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 11:41
46. Posted by Slublog | August 19, 2005 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Febreze: "It's that Fresh."
46. Posted by Slublog | August 19, 2005 12:02 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 12:02
47. Posted by scottb | August 19, 2005 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The papal talent contest wraps up with the pope reenacting Sting's "Wrapped around your finger" video...
47. Posted by scottb | August 19, 2005 12:05 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 12:05
48. Posted by McGehee | August 19, 2005 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nun: "We need more Calgon!"
Pope: "Ancient Catholic secret, huh?"
48. Posted by McGehee | August 19, 2005 12:06 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 12:06
49. Posted by John Burgess | August 19, 2005 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Having stunned the world with his sex-change operation, Benedict left them reeling with his conversion to Islam.
49. Posted by John Burgess | August 19, 2005 12:08 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 12:08
50. Posted by jc | August 19, 2005 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Everybody was Kun Fu Figh-ting,
Those cats were fast as light-ning."
50. Posted by jc | August 19, 2005 12:12 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 12:12
51. Posted by Tim McFall | August 19, 2005 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Are you sure I have to wear this pontiff burka to meet the new Iranian president?
51. Posted by Tim McFall | August 19, 2005 12:12 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 12:12
52. Posted by HeyMike | August 19, 2005 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alright, who cut the holy cheese?
52. Posted by HeyMike | August 19, 2005 12:13 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 12:13
53. Posted by bdg | August 19, 2005 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Damn Jewish tailors"
53. Posted by bdg | August 19, 2005 12:43 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 12:43
54. Posted by Maggie | August 19, 2005 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Holy Father "sees no evil".
54. Posted by Maggie | August 19, 2005 1:09 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 13:09
55. Posted by moseby | August 19, 2005 1:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Note to self: No more riding with the "bubble" down on the pope-mobile....
55. Posted by moseby | August 19, 2005 1:42 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 13:42
56. Posted by cole | August 19, 2005 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
God:: Guess Who.
Pope: You know what? This never works. I always know when it's you.
56. Posted by cole | August 19, 2005 1:44 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 13:44
57. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 19, 2005 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Doesn't count! I said you couldn't pull the *wool* over my eyes, not the cotton!"
57. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 19, 2005 1:45 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 13:45
58. Posted by stan25 | August 19, 2005 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Soon Ted Kennedy and rest of liberals will be complaining about how the American Soldiers are abusing the Pope.
58. Posted by stan25 | August 19, 2005 1:56 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 13:56
59. Posted by Dave | August 19, 2005 3:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unveiling his new look, Michael Jackson proclaims,
The Church loves the chil-ren, I loves the chil-ren.
59. Posted by Dave | August 19, 2005 3:28 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 15:28
60. Posted by Ingress | August 19, 2005 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ok, I'll be See No Evil!"
60. Posted by Ingress | August 19, 2005 4:56 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 16:56
61. Posted by Rachel Edith | August 19, 2005 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The faithful need God's intervention and (laughs) right about now, so do I."
61. Posted by Rachel Edith | August 19, 2005 5:03 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 17:03
62. Posted by The WASP | August 19, 2005 5:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At a red carpet event in Rome the Pope suddenly covers his face when he realizes he is wearing exactly the same clothing as Puff Daddy, right down to the bling.
62. Posted by The WASP | August 19, 2005 5:35 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 17:35
63. Posted by Ken Summers | August 19, 2005 5:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trailer from Ed Wood's latest film, "Attack of the Evil, Face-Eating Cassocks from Outer Space"
63. Posted by Ken Summers | August 19, 2005 5:42 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 17:42
64. Posted by Big D | August 19, 2005 6:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I hate it when the dancer throws her dress in your face like that!
64. Posted by Big D | August 19, 2005 6:21 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 18:21
65. Posted by McGehee | August 19, 2005 7:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The origin of Pope Benedict's mobster nickname, "Scarfface."
65. Posted by McGehee | August 19, 2005 7:05 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 19:05
66. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | August 19, 2005 7:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"How do Superman and Batman make the free-flowing cape look so easy!"
or
"Great. Those Bishops are always givin' me static!
66. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | August 19, 2005 7:18 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 19:18
67. Posted by JimK | August 19, 2005 7:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Lord Vader, when did you start wearing white?"
(I have no idea. It just popped into my head.)
67. Posted by JimK | August 19, 2005 7:40 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 19:40
68. Posted by Billll | August 19, 2005 8:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1. Speaking on condition of annonymity, a source close to the Vatican said today...
2. Terrorist threats force the Pope into the witness protection program.
68. Posted by Billll | August 19, 2005 8:02 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 20:02
69. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 19, 2005 8:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I AM infallible! I AM infallible!"
69. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 19, 2005 8:41 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 20:41
70. Posted by spacemonkey | August 19, 2005 8:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"All I got was a rock."
70. Posted by spacemonkey | August 19, 2005 8:50 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 20:50
71. Posted by capitano | August 19, 2005 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Your Eminence, the "Big Wind" lobby requests an audience for help with you-know-who on the Cape Cod project.
No, your Eminence, not yet; Soros is their next stop.
71. Posted by capitano | August 19, 2005 10:12 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 22:12
72. Posted by robert | August 19, 2005 10:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The world awaits the verdict for this mysterious perp who claimed he was: "Having lunch with the Pope, honest."
72. Posted by robert | August 19, 2005 10:36 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 22:36
73. Posted by RodgerH | August 19, 2005 11:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert "KKK" Byrd as the new Pope?
73. Posted by RodgerH | August 19, 2005 11:17 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 23:17
74. Posted by Diane | August 20, 2005 12:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pope Benedict withdraws his criticism of the Harry Potter novels after trying on his newly purchased invisibility cloak.
74. Posted by Diane | August 20, 2005 12:37 AM |
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Posted on August 20, 2005 00:37
75. Posted by Hermoine | August 20, 2005 2:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wow, ostriches have it good."
75. Posted by Hermoine | August 20, 2005 2:04 AM |
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Posted on August 20, 2005 02:04
76. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 20, 2005 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stymied by the Secret Service, Cindy Sheehan makes a bold, surreptitious attempt to meet directly with President George Bush. Developing . . .
76. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 20, 2005 9:45 AM |
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Posted on August 20, 2005 09:45
77. Posted by Lasting Magic | August 20, 2005 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bet this crap never happened to Superman. Dang it."
77. Posted by Lasting Magic | August 20, 2005 9:49 AM |
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Posted on August 20, 2005 09:49
78. Posted by Roger Fraley | August 20, 2005 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Vatican unveils new Papal Vestments designed for forward thinking, clear leadership in the 21st century.
78. Posted by Roger Fraley | August 20, 2005 12:24 PM |
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Posted on August 20, 2005 12:24
79. Posted by Tim Worstall | August 20, 2005 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sister, throwing me your petticoat is not an appropriate response to my asking if you want Eggs Benedict for breakfast".
79. Posted by Tim Worstall | August 20, 2005 12:30 PM |
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Posted on August 20, 2005 12:30
80. Posted by stan25 | August 20, 2005 12:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I guess that I will have to make it a Papal decree to add cling-free sheets to the dryer.
80. Posted by stan25 | August 20, 2005 12:42 PM |
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Posted on August 20, 2005 12:42
81. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 20, 2005 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FOX NEWS:"Well I thought I'd never live to see this,but here we are in the year 2026 and 'Blanket' Jackson was seen on the streets of Rome. Chip off the old block,eh' Bill?"
81. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 20, 2005 1:06 PM |
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Posted on August 20, 2005 13:06
82. Posted by takefive | August 20, 2005 9:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...make mental note...don't order the barbeque ribs in public!"
82. Posted by takefive | August 20, 2005 9:15 PM |
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Posted on August 20, 2005 21:15
83. Posted by sammy small | August 21, 2005 12:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
During his meeting with Arab leaders, the Pope takes the term "raghead" a little too far.
83. Posted by sammy small | August 21, 2005 12:31 AM |
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Posted on August 21, 2005 00:31
84. Posted by clark smith | August 21, 2005 2:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No change!, No change at all!"
84. Posted by clark smith | August 21, 2005 2:21 AM |
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Posted on August 21, 2005 02:21
85. Posted by Coda | August 21, 2005 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I Told You It Was Not A White Wash" The Pope Stated When Asked About His Election.
85. Posted by Coda | August 21, 2005 8:40 AM |
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Posted on August 21, 2005 08:40