It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners should be announced Sunday, and condemned to Hell shortly thereafter.
Update: comments closed, winners announced here.
Comments (85)
"Shees, just screw up and f... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 19, 2005 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Shees, just screw up and forget the Benediction once, and everywhere I go I'm walking into a headwind."
1. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 19, 2005 8:09 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:09
2. Posted by joe | August 19, 2005 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
*sniff*
"That's it. I'm changing my dry cleaner."
2. Posted by joe | August 19, 2005 8:10 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:10
3. Posted by bullwinkle | August 19, 2005 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pope Benedict made a mental note to himself to never, ever offer his Coke to a sumo wrestler after a match again.
3. Posted by bullwinkle | August 19, 2005 8:12 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:12
4. Posted by cowardly anon | August 19, 2005 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I look like Michael Jackson from that video.. bring on the little boys!"
4. Posted by cowardly anon | August 19, 2005 8:12 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:12
5. Posted by BR | August 19, 2005 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Byrd - no disguise can hide his past.
5. Posted by BR | August 19, 2005 8:15 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:15
6. Posted by Rusty | August 19, 2005 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heee Heee Heee, I cover my face like this... abortion, gay marrage and pedophila by priest... all gone, Me like this game...
6. Posted by Rusty | August 19, 2005 8:18 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:18
7. Posted by Todd | August 19, 2005 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!! I AM A MAN!!!!
7. Posted by Todd | August 19, 2005 8:19 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:19
8. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 19, 2005 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"BOOOOOOOOO...I am the Holy Ghost!!!
8. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 19, 2005 8:22 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:22
9. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 19, 2005 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like another clothing malfunction...!
9. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 19, 2005 8:24 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:24
10. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 19, 2005 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But Mommy, I'm too sweepy to hold a Mass today! Wet me go back to sweep, pwease?
10. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 19, 2005 8:39 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:39
11. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 19, 2005 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
..."Elsewhere in todays news...this photo,shot by a Vatican tourist,proves that Muslims are trying to sneak in without paying"! Aha,suspicion's confirmed!!!
11. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 19, 2005 8:47 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:47
12. Posted by Guido | August 19, 2005 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see nnnnothing!
12. Posted by Guido | August 19, 2005 8:48 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:48
13. Posted by JAT0 | August 19, 2005 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OH Boy! That Bockwurst really makes me fart!
13. Posted by JAT0 | August 19, 2005 8:53 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:53
14. Posted by BluesHarper | August 19, 2005 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh my!! I thought that business about going blind was just folk lore.
14. Posted by BluesHarper | August 19, 2005 8:58 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 08:58
15. Posted by rick13 | August 19, 2005 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peekaboo! Who's my little Pope?
15. Posted by rick13 | August 19, 2005 9:02 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:02
16. Posted by ed | August 19, 2005 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmm.
"Ok I'm ready. Where's that atheist pinata?"
16. Posted by ed | August 19, 2005 9:02 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:02
17. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 19, 2005 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
May be showing my age on this one:
What evil lies in the hearts of men? The Pontif knows... (cue dramatic music)
Or for the younger crowd:
I am the Pontif the quacks in the night.
17. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 19, 2005 9:03 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:03
18. Posted by Laurence Simon | August 19, 2005 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It was bad enough getting thrown out of the Hitler Youth for a backwards swastika, but the Klan is equally strict with regard to its members needing to remember to cut eyeholes in their hoods."
18. Posted by Laurence Simon | August 19, 2005 9:11 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:11
19. Posted by fatman | August 19, 2005 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind; the answer is blowing in the wind."
19. Posted by fatman | August 19, 2005 9:12 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:12
20. Posted by Geoff Parmer | August 19, 2005 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'Holy shit, I can see my hand through my cape!!!!
20. Posted by Geoff Parmer | August 19, 2005 9:14 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:14
21. Posted by Wally | August 19, 2005 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Jackson as the Pope? Why not - he's got many of the job qualifications.
21. Posted by Wally | August 19, 2005 9:27 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:27
22. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 19, 2005 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK, Lord. Maybe the cape *is* a bit much"
22. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 19, 2005 9:29 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:29
23. Posted by The WASP | August 19, 2005 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And now for my dissapearing head trick...
23. Posted by The WASP | August 19, 2005 9:29 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:29
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 19, 2005 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Pope attempts a visual demonstration of the futility of a blind and purposeless universe guided by chance and necessity.
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 19, 2005 9:42 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:42
25. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 19, 2005 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The "Runaway Pope," seen here being escorted back to the Vatican, tried to avoid an outdoor Mass by claiming he was kidnapped by a Hispanic couple and driven to New Mexico.
25. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 19, 2005 9:42 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 09:42
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 19, 2005 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My mother always told me it would make me go blind one day - but No! - I didn't believe her."
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 19, 2005 10:00 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:00
27. Posted by jeff | August 19, 2005 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ferchristsakes, I'm never using that dry cleaner again. I said heavy starch for a reason.
27. Posted by jeff | August 19, 2005 10:01 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:01
28. Posted by FreakyBoy | August 19, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn you, Intelligent Designer!
28. Posted by FreakyBoy | August 19, 2005 10:02 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:02
29. Posted by Daniel | August 19, 2005 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robbert Byrd: "Brings back memories of the good old days."
29. Posted by Daniel | August 19, 2005 10:04 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:04
30. Posted by Daniel | August 19, 2005 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wow... you know it's time for a weekend when you can't even spell "Robert"
30. Posted by Daniel | August 19, 2005 10:05 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:05
31. Posted by spacemonkey | August 19, 2005 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Just great, all I need now is for my cross to catch fire."
31. Posted by spacemonkey | August 19, 2005 10:13 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:13
32. Posted by spacemonkey | August 19, 2005 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unassuming mild mannered conservative pope by day but when duty calls......
32. Posted by spacemonkey | August 19, 2005 10:19 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:19
33. Posted by Coda | August 19, 2005 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I Told You It Was A White Wash" The Pope Stated When Asked About His Election.
33. Posted by Coda | August 19, 2005 10:24 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:24
34. Posted by Joel Ross | August 19, 2005 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How the hell did I end up in a synagogue??
34. Posted by Joel Ross | August 19, 2005 10:32 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:32
35. Posted by odrady | August 19, 2005 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bless you, your Eminence!"
35. Posted by odrady | August 19, 2005 10:41 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:41
36. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 19, 2005 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! The Pope versus the Bugblatter Beast of Traal! BE THERE!
36. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 19, 2005 10:52 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:52
37. Posted by Laurence Simon | August 19, 2005 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Inspired by Arafat's Israel-shaped kaffiyeh, Benedict begins his own fashion campaign to liberate East Germany from brutal West German occupiers.
37. Posted by Laurence Simon | August 19, 2005 10:52 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:52
38. Posted by mr fox | August 19, 2005 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Benedict's KKK impression, for whatever reason, did not go over well in the synagogue.
38. Posted by mr fox | August 19, 2005 10:54 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 10:54
39. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jebus H. Chribist! I have GOT to get a new tailor.
39. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:00 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 11:00
40. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heh. The only difference between Zorro and me is that I have a white mask.
40. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:02 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 11:02
41. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn! Forgot the eyholes again.
41. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:03 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 11:03
42. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eyeholes.
42. Posted by CraigC | August 19, 2005 11:03 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2005 11:03