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Drivers navigate their way ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rob@L&R | August 26, 2005 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Drivers navigate their way around the media following Cindy Sheehan.
1. Posted by Rob@L&R | August 26, 2005 8:06 AM |
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2. Posted by bullwinkle | August 26, 2005 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After several years of setbacks democrats across the U. S. are staging rehearsals in advance of the 2006 elections. Included in the exercises are finding the polls, how to avoid hanging chads, and rushing out to claim voter fraud after the inevitable loss, shown above.
2. Posted by bullwinkle | August 26, 2005 8:08 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:08
3. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 26, 2005 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weather and Traffic Update:
..."The sheep storm left close to 3 feet deep of sheep and the roadways are baaaad"!
3. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 26, 2005 8:17 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:17
4. Posted by BoDiddly | August 26, 2005 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reporters hoping they had stumbled upon the largest anti-war rally to date were disappointed to find that the scent they had been following was actually a stampede of sheep.
4. Posted by BoDiddly | August 26, 2005 8:27 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:27
5. Posted by billburz | August 26, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
u gotta look democrats right in the eye, or they swarm
5. Posted by billburz | August 26, 2005 8:29 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:29
6. Posted by BoDiddly | August 26, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SHE: (thought bubble) aw, look at all the cute little sheep!
HE: (thought bubble) wonder if it's really as good as Bubba said?
6. Posted by BoDiddly | August 26, 2005 8:29 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:29
7. Posted by Malibu Stacy | August 26, 2005 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wile E. Coyote apologetic after spilling his ACME Instant Sheep Pills into city's water supply.
7. Posted by Malibu Stacy | August 26, 2005 8:32 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:32
8. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 26, 2005 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thousands of Iraqii Sunni's take to the streets in a sheepish display of protest following the Constitutional drafting."
8. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 26, 2005 8:33 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:33
9. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 26, 2005 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Immediately after being told she had just received a magic wish ring, Edna was glad she had misspoke when she said, "Well, I'll be dipped in sheep."
9. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 26, 2005 8:36 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:36
10. Posted by Adam | August 26, 2005 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New Zealanders for Bush flock with branded insignia showing to support the war. :P
10. Posted by Adam | August 26, 2005 8:39 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:39
11. Posted by Sam Pender | August 26, 2005 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRVIERS' (common thought) :
"Awwwww sheep!"
11. Posted by Sam Pender | August 26, 2005 8:41 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:41
12. Posted by Dan S | August 26, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
UN representatives clog NYC streets on their way to vote for anti-Israeli resolution #9852.
12. Posted by Dan S | August 26, 2005 8:42 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:42
13. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 26, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cindy Sheehan's returning entourage runs into a problem. 'Seems that "Bush Brand" sheep have eaten her camp and Joan Baez with it !
13. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 26, 2005 8:44 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:44
14. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 26, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Markos "Screw 'em" Zuniga and wife rally the Daily Kosacks for his September offensive against the Democratic Leadership Council.
14. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 26, 2005 8:44 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:44
15. Posted by Laurence Simon | August 26, 2005 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lamb Jam
15. Posted by Laurence Simon | August 26, 2005 8:49 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:49
16. Posted by BlogDog | August 26, 2005 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James Lileks is inspired to blog when stopped one day on his way to work.
16. Posted by BlogDog | August 26, 2005 8:58 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 08:58
17. Posted by HeyMike | August 26, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Traffic was snarled today as Hillary Rodham Clinton's flock made its way to its latest rally.
17. Posted by HeyMike | August 26, 2005 9:04 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 09:04
18. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 26, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senate Democrats take their obstructionism to the streets.
18. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 26, 2005 9:04 AM |
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19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 26, 2005 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senate Democrats vow to stop Judge Roberts from reaching the Supreme Court one way or another.
19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 26, 2005 9:05 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 09:05
20. Posted by Wonder Woman | August 26, 2005 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Earth covered in blanket of wool, thought to be leading cause of Global Warming. UN sends envoys to investigate.
20. Posted by Wonder Woman | August 26, 2005 9:11 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 09:11
21. Posted by The Bastard | August 26, 2005 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What appears to be the ass print of Jesus left on the hood of a blue sedan have caused many Christians to flock to the site. The woman driving swears it was her mechanics! But she is willing to put the car on e-bay.
21. Posted by The Bastard | August 26, 2005 9:24 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 09:24
22. Posted by Allium | August 26, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Capital beltway at the close of Congress
When Bob thought he heard "get the flock out!" he soon realized semantics were not his strong point.
22. Posted by Allium | August 26, 2005 9:34 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 09:34
23. Posted by Hoodlumman | August 26, 2005 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daily Kos readers snarl traffic as they head to DLC Destructathon '05.
23. Posted by Hoodlumman | August 26, 2005 9:39 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 09:39
24. Posted by wavemaker | August 26, 2005 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Environmentalists field testing automobiles running on sheep manure are confronted with the logistics of fuel accessibility.
24. Posted by wavemaker | August 26, 2005 9:43 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 09:43
25. Posted by Hoodlumman | August 26, 2005 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After being delayed to her job interview by 35 minutes, Tina decided that dinner tonight would be some nice spiced mutton stew.
25. Posted by Hoodlumman | August 26, 2005 9:47 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 09:47
26. Posted by Am I A Pundit Now? | August 26, 2005 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
51 . . . 52 . . . 53 . . . damn insomnia . . .
26. Posted by Am I A Pundit Now? | August 26, 2005 9:53 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 09:53
27. Posted by Rachel Edith | August 26, 2005 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It will be a long, hard slog."
27. Posted by Rachel Edith | August 26, 2005 9:55 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 09:55
28. Posted by Randy | August 26, 2005 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can't think of a single witty caption after reading "Lamb Jam" ... that's perfect.
28. Posted by Randy | August 26, 2005 9:57 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 09:57
29. Posted by Rocketman | August 26, 2005 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After years of top-secret development PETA unleashes its army of sheep to take over the world.
29. Posted by Rocketman | August 26, 2005 9:58 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 09:58
30. Posted by OregonMuse | August 26, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The never-before-revealed story of what happened when the cloning of Dolly the sheep got out of control.
30. Posted by OregonMuse | August 26, 2005 10:02 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:02
31. Posted by the Pirate | August 26, 2005 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When the Welsh go to Heaven.
31. Posted by the Pirate | August 26, 2005 10:05 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:05
32. Posted by Mike | August 26, 2005 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Drivers in Crawford try to negotiate around the latest Cindy Sheehan supporters.
32. Posted by Mike | August 26, 2005 10:08 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:08
33. Posted by Matt | August 26, 2005 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a disasterous marketing experiment, Volvo's New Zealand division finds that S40 really isn't a substitute for a good herding dog.
33. Posted by Matt | August 26, 2005 10:09 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:09
34. Posted by Kevin Haryett | August 26, 2005 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Outside the Democratic convention, cameras have caught what could possibly be a bigger scandal than the Navy's Tailhook afair.
or
As former President Clinton makes a stop on his South American tour, local fathers of unwed ugly fat women send bribes to his hotel.
34. Posted by Kevin Haryett | August 26, 2005 10:25 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:25
35. Posted by Gringo | August 26, 2005 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Caaaaaaaap gas prices!
Caaaaaaaap gas prices!
35. Posted by Gringo | August 26, 2005 10:27 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:27
36. Posted by Fersboo | August 26, 2005 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When Sheep Attack!: A Serta commercial gone horribly wrong.
36. Posted by Fersboo | August 26, 2005 10:29 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:29
37. Posted by The WASP | August 26, 2005 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore finally returns from the florida recount of 2000 with the actual voters who claim to have voted for Gore but not been counted.
37. Posted by The WASP | August 26, 2005 10:29 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:29
38. Posted by takefive | August 26, 2005 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Newly discovered alternative fuel has some unexpected side effects!
38. Posted by takefive | August 26, 2005 10:30 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:30
39. Posted by Norm | August 26, 2005 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Those drivers sure look sheepish, but you can't pull the wool over their eyes - their cars wil soon be shorn apart.
39. Posted by Norm | August 26, 2005 10:33 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:33
40. Posted by Fersboo | August 26, 2005 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Downtown Cheyenne during the Great Mutton Drive of '05.
40. Posted by Fersboo | August 26, 2005 10:33 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:33
41. Posted by FreakyBoy | August 26, 2005 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is it a pink ear tag that means they're gay and a yellow ear tag means they're into group sex, or is it the other way around? Damn. No wonder I always strike out in bars.
41. Posted by FreakyBoy | August 26, 2005 10:34 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:34
42. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 26, 2005 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The former marketing director for NARAL was fired today by his new employer, Serta Mattresses, after his latest ad campaign once again spurred a huge backlash.
42. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 26, 2005 10:35 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:35
43. Posted by Tom | August 26, 2005 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not what you want to see after a long night of driving.
(Inspired by my girlfriend, who is too cool to enter caption contests in the Blogosphere =))
43. Posted by Tom | August 26, 2005 10:36 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:36
44. Posted by Jo | August 26, 2005 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Muslim extremists enfiltrate the Serta Sleeper commercials in an attempt to blow up mattresses of the infidels.
44. Posted by Jo | August 26, 2005 10:36 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:36
45. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 26, 2005 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn your eyes, Fersboo!
45. Posted by Sue Dohnim | August 26, 2005 10:37 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:37
46. Posted by Jody | August 26, 2005 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Holy Sheep, man! Guess I'm not making it to work on time today.
46. Posted by Jody | August 26, 2005 10:37 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:37
47. Posted by Fersboo | August 26, 2005 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ralph was sure Sam was disguised as one of the sheep, but wasn't concerned, sure that the probability of picking Sam was minimal.
47. Posted by Fersboo | August 26, 2005 10:38 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:38
48. Posted by billburz | August 26, 2005 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even the sheep wait on gas lines caused by the Bush administration. Let's impeach Bush!
48. Posted by billburz | August 26, 2005 10:44 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:44
49. Posted by billburz | August 26, 2005 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Virgin sheep, waiting for the next Islamic martyr!
49. Posted by billburz | August 26, 2005 10:46 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:46
50. Posted by Michael | August 26, 2005 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an effort to recruit more suicide bombers, prospects now get to pick out their 72 virigins before their trip to paradise.
50. Posted by Michael | August 26, 2005 10:46 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:46
51. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 26, 2005 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There was the usual Friday night traffic jamb as the Jihadis hurried so they didn't get stuck with an ugly one.
51. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 26, 2005 10:53 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:53
52. Posted by Fersboo | August 26, 2005 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The little boy could no longer hold his finger in the dyke. Because of that hole, the sheepwall burst allowing a wave of sheep to flood the streets of Haarlem.
52. Posted by Fersboo | August 26, 2005 10:54 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:54
53. Posted by Cybrludite | August 26, 2005 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lead Driver: Mint jelly! Mint Jelly! My kingdom for a bottle of mint jelly!
53. Posted by Cybrludite | August 26, 2005 10:54 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:54
54. Posted by Cybrludite | August 26, 2005 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Viking the Kitten's joke about Andrew Sullivan goes here.
( http://kurlander.blogspot.com if you have no idea what I'm talking about...)
54. Posted by Cybrludite | August 26, 2005 10:56 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:56
55. Posted by Beck | August 26, 2005 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Man, my boss is never gonna believe this one."
55. Posted by Beck | August 26, 2005 10:57 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:57
56. Posted by jeff | August 26, 2005 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
just another day in Fargo's red light district
56. Posted by jeff | August 26, 2005 10:59 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 10:59
57. Posted by Ian | August 26, 2005 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Honey, I said to make a U-turn!
57. Posted by Ian | August 26, 2005 11:12 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 11:12
58. Posted by Expertise | August 26, 2005 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Running of the Sheeps: same fun, with a lot less bull.
58. Posted by Expertise | August 26, 2005 11:19 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 11:19
59. Posted by Michael | August 26, 2005 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Liberal motorists were offended that the dark sheep were segregated from the light sheep. Several complaints have been filed with the EEOC.
59. Posted by Michael | August 26, 2005 11:24 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 11:24
60. Posted by Insomniac | August 26, 2005 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Praise Allah! We are now in Paradise!
60. Posted by Insomniac | August 26, 2005 11:30 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 11:30
61. Posted by Faith+1 | August 26, 2005 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WORLD NEWS: In Mother Nature's relentless assault upon France she unleashes The Plague of Sheep...
61. Posted by Faith+1 | August 26, 2005 11:40 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 11:40
62. Posted by Mike Cunningham | August 26, 2005 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"There'll never be another ewe!" was playing on the radio!
62. Posted by Mike Cunningham | August 26, 2005 11:42 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 11:42
63. Posted by dickl | August 26, 2005 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mother Cindy's crowd is growing, but like I said...they're all eyeballs and assholes!
63. Posted by dickl | August 26, 2005 11:56 AM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 11:56
64. Posted by David | August 26, 2005 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fed up with jihadis driving car bombs to their stations, the Iraqi Police excercise the "Sheep Option".
64. Posted by David | August 26, 2005 12:02 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 12:02
65. Posted by brainy435 | August 26, 2005 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spain makes good on it efforts to appease the anti-violence crowd.
65. Posted by brainy435 | August 26, 2005 12:04 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 12:04
66. Posted by Bob Rahm | August 26, 2005 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It reminds me of the $6M Dollar Man episode where Oscar says to the Nun shepherds "Let's get the flock out of here" or something to that effect.
66. Posted by Bob Rahm | August 26, 2005 12:06 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 12:06
67. Posted by pgg | August 26, 2005 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You will let me know when the lambs stop screaming, won't you, Clarice?"
67. Posted by pgg | August 26, 2005 12:10 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 12:10
68. Posted by David | August 26, 2005 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frustrated with the DLC's continual appeasement of the right wing, Markos Zuniga unleashes his own "Final Solution" againts the DLC as they drive away from their latest meeting.
68. Posted by David | August 26, 2005 12:11 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 12:11
69. Posted by Dimetrius | August 26, 2005 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After the Kelo decision, Souter sent his minions to begin fleecing the good people of this small town.
(GROAN)
Millions of willing contestants "flocked" to the set of the new "the Bachelor" spinoff Arab reality TV show.
(UGH)
69. Posted by Dimetrius | August 26, 2005 12:12 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 12:12
70. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 26, 2005 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...The Amazing "Sheep Push 5000"! Todays answer to those spiralling gas prices.
70. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 26, 2005 12:16 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 12:16
71. Posted by sentinel | August 26, 2005 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I said cheap alternative fuel source, dummy!
71. Posted by sentinel | August 26, 2005 12:33 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 12:33
72. Posted by stan25 | August 26, 2005 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Code Pink has rounded up all of their supporters for a massive demonstration at Walter Reed Hospital.
72. Posted by stan25 | August 26, 2005 12:34 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 12:34
73. Posted by Bruce | August 26, 2005 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Motorists on Causeway Street in Boston found themselved delayed yesterday as delegates made their way into the Democrtaic National Convention at the Fleet Center across the street.
73. Posted by Bruce | August 26, 2005 12:34 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 12:34
74. Posted by Dylan | August 26, 2005 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm pretty sure there isn't any more caption needed for this picture, except for the word, "Iraq."
74. Posted by Dylan | August 26, 2005 12:35 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 12:35
75. Posted by stan25 | August 26, 2005 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Jaaaaaaaay and Kevin, Which one of those is your girlfriend?
75. Posted by stan25 | August 26, 2005 12:36 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 12:36
76. Posted by SilverBubble | August 26, 2005 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An angry customer, disappointed with what was promised to be "the best night's sleep you'll ever have", decides to take his revenge by driving his vehicle full-force into the Serta sheep during a new commercial shooting. He is reported to have screamed while ramming his car into the herd, "Pull the wool over my eyes, will you?"
76. Posted by SilverBubble | August 26, 2005 12:40 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 12:40
77. Posted by Timmer | August 26, 2005 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aventura, FL (UPYOURS) - Up Yours News Staff Reporter
The sheep farmer near the posh Pritkin Logevity Center, estimated cost $3800.00/week was quoted as saying, "I just couldn't stop them, I heard dem crying and there was dis huge mass covered in blood an wool wandering in the darkness of the flock. Once there was a bellow of MUTTON,
Bwahahahaha, MUTTON NOW...and de sheep, dey just bolted."
77. Posted by Timmer | August 26, 2005 1:05 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 13:05
78. Posted by fatman | August 26, 2005 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
78. Posted by fatman | August 26, 2005 1:09 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 13:09
79. Posted by McGehee | August 26, 2005 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I didn't know Osama had that many wives.
79. Posted by McGehee | August 26, 2005 1:09 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 13:09
80. Posted by McGehee | August 26, 2005 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The traffic on the Northern Migrationway is just horrible, folks. It's noses to backsides as far as the eye can see."
(With apologies to Gary Larson for a paraphrase from memory)
80. Posted by McGehee | August 26, 2005 1:12 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 13:12
81. Posted by Hamish | August 26, 2005 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"As Bob found his car driven to the shoulder of the road, he realized that the song 'Woolly Bully' would never have the same, innocent meaning to him again."
81. Posted by Hamish | August 26, 2005 1:23 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 13:23
82. Posted by Kadnine | August 26, 2005 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Up with sheeple!"
or
"Sheep sales by the seashore shaping up"
82. Posted by Kadnine | August 26, 2005 1:29 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 13:29
83. Posted by D | August 26, 2005 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not a pack, but a herd...
83. Posted by D | August 26, 2005 1:50 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 13:50
84. Posted by Henry | August 26, 2005 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Tragedy on the interstate today as dozens of cars careened off the road...no skid marks as the drivers were all asleep at the wheel"
"SHEEP ON STRIKE! SHEEP ON STRIKE! SERTA MATTRESSES PUT US OUT OF A JOB"
84. Posted by Henry | August 26, 2005 1:51 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 13:51
85. Posted by David | August 26, 2005 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Driving through the Democratic Underground
85. Posted by David | August 26, 2005 1:55 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 13:55
86. Posted by macofromoc | August 26, 2005 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HILLBILLY PROSTITUTION
86. Posted by macofromoc | August 26, 2005 3:29 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 15:29
87. Posted by daguy | August 26, 2005 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
thousands of admiring young female fans flock to get a look at the new Dodge RAM.
87. Posted by daguy | August 26, 2005 3:31 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 15:31
88. Posted by mesablue | August 26, 2005 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(AP) Ronco introduces it's new IED defeating, explosion absorbing, self sustaining and biodegradeable device.
88. Posted by mesablue | August 26, 2005 3:33 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 15:33
89. Posted by Porkopolis | August 26, 2005 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scientists from the Roslin Institute in Scotland return from a week long conference realizing they forgot to turn off the cloning machine before leaving.
89. Posted by Porkopolis | August 26, 2005 4:09 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 16:09
90. Posted by Porkopolis | August 26, 2005 4:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hello Dollies!
90. Posted by Porkopolis | August 26, 2005 4:21 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 16:21
91. Posted by Darby | August 26, 2005 4:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This picture shows exactly what intelligent people think about Micheal Moore fans.
91. Posted by Darby | August 26, 2005 4:25 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 16:25
92. Posted by Ken | August 26, 2005 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Recent photo re-enactment to determine the length of lens used to shoot the famous news photo of terrorists killing Iraqi's on a busy boulevard: Thousands of sheep were added to give a precise perspective to determine factors such as depth of field, width of field, feeblebletzer setting, and circles of confusion.
92. Posted by Ken | August 26, 2005 4:33 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 16:33
93. Posted by rick13 | August 26, 2005 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Douglas, AZ: Minute Man project success forces illegal alien’s to use Government supplied disguises.
93. Posted by rick13 | August 26, 2005 4:40 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 16:40
94. Posted by Falze | August 26, 2005 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In this FEMA instructional video we can clearly see that a car can be swept away in heartbeat by a mere 2 feet of sheep, so for heaven's sake, people, seek higher ground and don't try to cross a herd of sheep in your car!
94. Posted by Falze | August 26, 2005 4:51 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 16:51
95. Posted by Wally | August 26, 2005 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Betcha didn't know that MoveOn.org even HAD an annual convention.
95. Posted by Wally | August 26, 2005 5:08 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 17:08
96. Posted by mesablue | August 26, 2005 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I thought this was COW Hampshire!"
96. Posted by mesablue | August 26, 2005 5:40 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 17:40
97. Posted by Aaron's cc: | August 26, 2005 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1) It's Sheeple! SHEEPLE!
2) "Morning Sam." "Morning Ralph."
3) City planners soon regretted converting the carpool lane to a lanolin lane.
4) Baats Dots.
5) After this, road rage was to guaranteed when the oldies radio station played "Wooly Bully".
97. Posted by Aaron's cc: | August 26, 2005 5:44 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 17:44
98. Posted by D. Carter | August 26, 2005 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1) One-occupant vehicles were warned to stay out of the sheep-dip lane.
2) The Cattlemen's Association tried to warn the town that sheep would eat the traffic signs down to the ground, but nobody would listen.
3) "We're from the Geek Squad. Who called about the problem with the anthrax virus ?"
98. Posted by D. Carter | August 26, 2005 5:57 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 17:57
99. Posted by Steve Crickmore | August 26, 2005 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lamb jam ahead...Now you know why they cloned us first.
99. Posted by Steve Crickmore | August 26, 2005 6:55 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 18:55
100. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 26, 2005 7:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"She's Baaaaack"...Cindy Sheehan leads the motorcade back to Tent City. Al Sheepton and his followers gather to "bleat" her return...
100. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 26, 2005 7:00 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 19:00
101. Posted by jc | August 26, 2005 7:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fox News' remaining viewers continue to watch for developments in Aru-b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
101. Posted by jc | August 26, 2005 7:13 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 19:13
102. Posted by observer | August 26, 2005 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An unlikely species dominates the world after global warming and bird flu devastate the ecosystem...
102. Posted by observer | August 26, 2005 7:14 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 19:14
103. Posted by LifeTrek | August 26, 2005 7:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Employees clog the streets during the opening day "buy one get one" celebrations at the Zarqawi Jihadist Brothel.
DKK
103. Posted by LifeTrek | August 26, 2005 7:16 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 19:16
104. Posted by Dodo David | August 26, 2005 7:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Surprised motorists suddenly find themselves in deep sheep.
104. Posted by Dodo David | August 26, 2005 7:23 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 19:23
105. Posted by observer | August 26, 2005 7:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The world's sheep descent on the UN to demand an end to detailing.
105. Posted by observer | August 26, 2005 7:25 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 19:25
106. Posted by observer | August 26, 2005 7:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
STAMPEDE!
106. Posted by observer | August 26, 2005 7:33 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 19:33
107. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 26, 2005 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mary (on cell phone);"You said the Manger Motel was next to the BIG SHEEP shopping center,but this...
Joseph (in 2nd car): "Just shut up and keep driving".
107. Posted by Moon Monkey | August 26, 2005 7:36 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 19:36
108. Posted by observer | August 26, 2005 7:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Killer sheep" were yet another portent of the End of Days...
108. Posted by observer | August 26, 2005 7:43 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 19:43
109. Posted by FreeKnight | August 26, 2005 9:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bloggers driving through the MSM
109. Posted by FreeKnight | August 26, 2005 9:49 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 21:49
110. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 26, 2005 9:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Million Sheep March
One million sheep gather at Crawford Ranch to protest Cindy Shearhan.
110. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 26, 2005 9:54 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 21:54
111. Posted by Master Shake | August 26, 2005 10:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Local sheep fled en masse when they heard that local Muslims had run out of the virgin goats used for "temporary wives."
111. Posted by Master Shake | August 26, 2005 10:06 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 22:06
112. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 26, 2005 10:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How the Left views America:
They know where they want to go, but all these stupid sheep keep getting in the way.
112. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 26, 2005 10:08 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 22:08
113. Posted by stan25 | August 26, 2005 10:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wyoming is where men are men and Montana is where the sheep are nervous
113. Posted by stan25 | August 26, 2005 10:09 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 22:09
114. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 26, 2005 10:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Captioneers really turn out at Wizbang on Fridays.
114. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 26, 2005 10:17 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 22:17
115. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 26, 2005 10:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lacking the intestinal fortitude to "Run with the Bulls," Jody opts for the lesser-known "Drive with the Sheep."
115. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 26, 2005 10:39 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 22:39
116. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 26, 2005 10:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stung by the failure of recent tactics, radical Islamicists unveil a horrible new strategy: eweicide bombers.
116. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 26, 2005 10:51 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 22:51
117. Posted by Ethan Rudd | August 26, 2005 11:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hello Dolly... SPLAT! Goodbye Dolly.
117. Posted by Ethan Rudd | August 26, 2005 11:14 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 23:14
118. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 26, 2005 11:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thousands flock to Massachusetts after a federal judge once again expands the definition of marriage.
118. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 26, 2005 11:29 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2005 23:29
119. Posted by Ian Hamet | August 27, 2005 1:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Public Enemy's comeback album, It Takes a Nation of Dozens of Sheep to Block Our Road (see cover, above), was met with underwhelming reviews, and dismal sales.
Things were so bad that the single, "Wut dat Scottish Farmer Done", meant as an allegory of white farmers oppressing blacks (and livestock) the world over, failed to sell even a single copy.
119. Posted by Ian Hamet | August 27, 2005 1:59 AM |
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Posted on August 27, 2005 01:59
120. Posted by YJLAW | August 27, 2005 2:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alfred Hitchcock's estate is finally permitting filming of his most prized, yet unmade, script.
120. Posted by YJLAW | August 27, 2005 2:58 AM |
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Posted on August 27, 2005 02:58
121. Posted by hatless in hattiesburg | August 27, 2005 5:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We block cars, so you don't have toooooo..."
121. Posted by hatless in hattiesburg | August 27, 2005 5:39 AM |
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Posted on August 27, 2005 05:39
122. Posted by fatman | August 27, 2005 5:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Country Roads, take me home, to the plaaaace I belong...
WEST VIRGINIA!"
122. Posted by fatman | August 27, 2005 5:50 AM |
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Posted on August 27, 2005 05:50
123. Posted by JIm | August 27, 2005 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Up Sheep's Creek without a Paddle.
123. Posted by JIm | August 27, 2005 7:41 AM |
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Posted on August 27, 2005 07:41
124. Posted by Mustang 23 | August 27, 2005 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Shepherd thought he heard that "the Sheepers" were countering the Code Pinkos at Walter Reed"
124. Posted by Mustang 23 | August 27, 2005 8:21 AM |
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Posted on August 27, 2005 08:21
125. Posted by OregonMuse | August 27, 2005 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Outside the premier of the new Michael Moore movie.
125. Posted by OregonMuse | August 27, 2005 3:59 PM |
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Posted on August 27, 2005 15:59
126. Posted by stan25 | August 27, 2005 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hearing that the Democratic party needed some more voters, Farmer Bill, left the gate to his sheep pen open overnight.
126. Posted by stan25 | August 27, 2005 4:59 PM |
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Posted on August 27, 2005 16:59
127. Posted by Dodo David | August 27, 2005 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- Mutton Migration
- Mutton Mayhem
- Driving the second car, Jeff Foxworthy thinks to himself, "If I stomp on the accelerator, then I can have lamb chops for supper tonight."
- Traffic Reporter on the Radio (speaking with a Scottish accent): "There be mutton but trouble on the Highland Expressway, as a ewe-haul truck has overturned, spilling its cargo."
127. Posted by Dodo David | August 27, 2005 5:01 PM |
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Posted on August 27, 2005 17:01
128. Posted by McCain | August 28, 2005 12:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Got GEICO ?
128. Posted by McCain | August 28, 2005 12:54 AM |
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Posted on August 28, 2005 00:54
129. Posted by starboardhelm | August 28, 2005 1:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sheenan? Oh - we thought you said Sheep 'em.
129. Posted by starboardhelm | August 28, 2005 1:58 AM |
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Posted on August 28, 2005 01:58
130. Posted by starboardhelm | August 28, 2005 1:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sheenan? Oh - we thought you said Sheep 'em.
-or-
New Zealand water-saver carwash and polish.
130. Posted by starboardhelm | August 28, 2005 1:59 AM |
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Posted on August 28, 2005 01:59
131. Posted by robert | August 28, 2005 6:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sheets you idiot, I said: get me lots of sheets!"
131. Posted by robert | August 28, 2005 6:31 AM |
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Posted on August 28, 2005 06:31
132. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 28, 2005 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dang it, they're shooting a Sealy-Posturepedic ad on my street again."
132. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 28, 2005 9:19 AM |
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Posted on August 28, 2005 09:19
133. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 28, 2005 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"One. . . two . . . three . . . Jees, why do I feel so tired all of a sudden?"
133. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 28, 2005 9:20 AM |
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Posted on August 28, 2005 09:20
134. Posted by stan25 | August 28, 2005 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Cindy!!!! Shutup and get the flock off my ranch
134. Posted by stan25 | August 28, 2005 12:48 PM |
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Posted on August 28, 2005 12:48
135. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 28, 2005 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mom? is that ewe?"
135. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 28, 2005 1:50 PM |
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Posted on August 28, 2005 13:50
136. Posted by Buckley F. Williams | August 28, 2005 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Upon arriving in the great beyond, Muhammad and Omar felt hopelessly duped regarding the 72 virgins they had been promised.
136. Posted by Buckley F. Williams | August 28, 2005 5:17 PM |
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Posted on August 28, 2005 17:17
137. Posted by Dodo David | August 28, 2005 8:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- Serta employees try to cross the picket line at the Serta mattress factory.
- Female driver on cell phone: " Hello. Babe the Pig? Are you busy?"
- Male driver on cell phone: "Hello. Road Kill Cafe? How much do you pay for fresh meat?"
137. Posted by Dodo David | August 28, 2005 8:32 PM |
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Posted on August 28, 2005 20:32
138. Posted by Dodo David | August 28, 2005 8:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Background song: Can't Take My Eyes Off Of Ewe
138. Posted by Dodo David | August 28, 2005 8:40 PM |
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Posted on August 28, 2005 20:40