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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: September 2, 2005 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A group of policemen look at a cartoon figure as they shelter from the rain in Kazan August 30, 2005. The capital of the predominantly Muslim region of Tatarstan in the south-east of European Russia has been marking its 1000th anniversary this month. REUTERS/Maxim Bogodvid


Winners will be announced Sunday. Remember you can sponsor the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™, proceeds going to Hurricane Katrina relief. Details here.

Update: Winners announced (click on the link to read the winning entries). Comments are now closed.

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Come on coppers... You guys... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Todd | September 2, 2005 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Todd:

Come on coppers... You guys want a piece of me?... Whats the matter??? Chicken???

1. Posted by Todd | September 2, 2005 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 08:21

"Pssst ... If we kill it ma... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Pssst ... If we kill it maybe Jesse Jackson will show up and blame George Bush."

"Hey there's four of us and only three of it, I think we can take him."

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 08:24

"Oh oh, I think bullwinkle ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Oh oh, I think bullwinkle has had too much Tequila again."

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 08:25

Battered by years of steroi... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Faith+1 | September 2, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Battered by years of steroid abuse, Rodan is reduced to begging amusement park rent-a-cops to attack him "for old times sake".

4. Posted by Faith+1 | September 2, 2005 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 08:42

Barneys meet Barney.... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Barneys meet Barney.

5. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 08:42

"Okay, which one of you has... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Malibu Stacy | September 2, 2005 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Malibu Stacy:

"Okay, which one of you has the cheat codes for beating the boss on the Dragon's Lair level?"

6. Posted by Malibu Stacy | September 2, 2005 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 08:43

Geeesh, I hate parade duty!... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by takefive | September 2, 2005 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
takefive:

Geeesh, I hate parade duty!

7. Posted by takefive | September 2, 2005 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 08:43

"OK, it's four of us agains... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"OK, it's four of us against three of them - I think we can take him."

8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 08:44

Woo Hu misunderstood the in... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by BlogDog | September 2, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Woo Hu misunderstood the invitation the Policemen's Drag Party as the Policeman's Dragon Party.

9. Posted by BlogDog | September 2, 2005 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 08:44

Cop far left to cop far rig... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Cop far left to cop far right: "Quit staring Bill, they can't help that they are conjoined."

10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 2, 2005 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 08:50

"I don't know what it is, b... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I don't know what it is, but I think it belongs to Zaphod Beeblebrox."

11. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 08:52

"No you Morons, Karl Rove s... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"No you Morons, Karl Rove said find someone that can 'B'eat Hillary in 2008."

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 08:58

New Orleans' police presenc... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by jpm100 | September 2, 2005 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jpm100:

New Orleans' police presence was delayed because they were trapped by what they believed to be a sea monster washed in by the hurricane.

13. Posted by jpm100 | September 2, 2005 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 09:09

Oh, GREAT! Now We're going... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by rick13 | September 2, 2005 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick13:

Oh, GREAT! Now We're going to be on Wizbang ALL weekend!

14. Posted by rick13 | September 2, 2005 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 09:20

You know, since I smoked th... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by bullwinkle | September 2, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

You know, since I smoked that stuff I know exactly what Peter, Paul, and Mary were talking about. Puff indeed!

15. Posted by bullwinkle | September 2, 2005 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 09:21

Russian infantry demonstrat... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by heymike | September 2, 2005 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

Russian infantry demonstrates how to "hide from bad monsters" during a recent joint military exercise with China.

16. Posted by heymike | September 2, 2005 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 09:24

Terrfied policemen watch he... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Norm | September 2, 2005 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

Terrfied policemen watch helplessly as a mutant monster created by the toxic waters of New Orleans attacks the Superdome.

17. Posted by Norm | September 2, 2005 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 09:25

Here comes the winner of th... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Weegie | September 2, 2005 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Here comes the winner of the "Most creative terrorist bomber vest" competition.

18. Posted by Weegie | September 2, 2005 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 09:29

Did you see the size of tha... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Todd | September 2, 2005 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Todd:

Did you see the size of that chicken????

19. Posted by Todd | September 2, 2005 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 09:30

Hey everyone, look! It's T... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by OregonMuse | September 2, 2005 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Hey everyone, look! It's Teddy Kennedy's liver!

20. Posted by OregonMuse | September 2, 2005 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 09:33

Boston's finest reveal thei... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by D. Doré | September 2, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Doré:

Boston's finest reveal their good natured side as they refer to the three headed hydra released from the "Big Dig" as Ted, John & Barney in honor of the state's own axis of evil: Ted Kennedy, John Kerry & Barney Frank. In a related story, Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton consider legal action against the officers for violating affirmative action and demanding that at least one of the heads be referred to as "Obama" eventhough that's completely the wrong state.

21. Posted by D. Doré | September 2, 2005 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 09:34

"What? They really exist? N... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"What? They really exist? Now the former Fighting Illini can't be known as the Fighting Three-Headed Dragons either."

22. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 2, 2005 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 10:06

North Korean Army checks ou... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Mike Cunningham | September 2, 2005 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike Cunningham:

North Korean Army checks out American invader, decides not to retaliate!

23. Posted by Mike Cunningham | September 2, 2005 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 10:15

Dang? Just what chemicals s... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Cybrludite | September 2, 2005 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cybrludite:

Dang? Just what chemicals spilled into the flood waters from the Norco refinery?

24. Posted by Cybrludite | September 2, 2005 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 10:23

Nintendo deploys its Looter... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Matt | September 2, 2005 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Nintendo deploys its Looter Response Team with "eat to kill" orders.

-----


What happens now?

Wait for darkness, then you, Lancelot and Gallahad jump out and take the city.

Wait...

25. Posted by Matt | September 2, 2005 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 10:48

The real reason why the New... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 2, 2005 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

The real reason why the New Orleans Police aren't arresting looters.

26. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 2, 2005 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 10:52

Cops trepidate as Triffids ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by PTG | September 2, 2005 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PTG:

Cops trepidate as Triffids attack

27. Posted by PTG | September 2, 2005 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 11:12

First cop: "I'm not going t... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 2, 2005 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

First cop: "I'm not going to take him, you take him"
Second cop: "Are you crazy, I'm not going to take him"
Third cop: "I say we make the kid who let his pet lzard go at Chernoble go get him"
Short cop: "I blame Bush"

28. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 2, 2005 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 11:21

"Be careful!" "This could b... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 2, 2005 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

"Be careful!" "This could be the Cindy Sheehan Trojan Horse they told us about..."

29. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 2, 2005 11:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 11:34

I anit killen no more loote... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by NtvAmrcn | September 2, 2005 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NtvAmrcn:

I anit killen no more looters, I quit!

30. Posted by NtvAmrcn | September 2, 2005 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 11:37

Damn! Gumby(TM) gets MEAN w... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by brainy435 | September 2, 2005 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

Damn! Gumby(TM) gets MEAN when he's drunk!

31. Posted by brainy435 | September 2, 2005 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 11:37

The officers contemplated h... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by B. Minich, PI | September 2, 2005 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
B. Minich, PI:

The officers contemplated how to complete this stage of their training, "How to defeat the Hydra".

--

"OK, three of us go out and distract him while you sneak around the back and take him out!"

32. Posted by B. Minich, PI | September 2, 2005 11:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 11:55

Damn! Instead of using up o... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by D. Carter | September 2, 2005 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

Damn! Instead of using up our budget to buy these cheesey hats, maybe the Chief should have purchased something that would be useful in a situation like this - y'know, like guns, maybe!

33. Posted by D. Carter | September 2, 2005 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 11:57

Lieutenant Irek Shaimiyev w... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by a4g | September 2, 2005 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
a4g:

Lieutenant Irek Shaimiyev wonders if he really should have demanded quite so loudly for 'nothing less than five men' as security detail for the "1000 Years of Tatarstan" Parade.

34. Posted by a4g | September 2, 2005 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 12:08

"Comrades, we really need t... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Peter F. | September 2, 2005 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Comrades, we really need to stop buying that Chernobyl bud."

35. Posted by Peter F. | September 2, 2005 12:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 12:13

The CNN Float for the Thank... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 2, 2005 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

The CNN Float for the Thanksgiving Parade in Kazan finally arrives. The delay was blamed on Pres. Bush.

36. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 2, 2005 12:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 12:24

{whisper} "Shhhh. Don't mo... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Oh, FTLOG | September 2, 2005 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, FTLOG:

{whisper} "Shhhh. Don't move. Maybe he...er...they won't see us."
Short soldier: "Du-huuuude. That was some good shit, man. Hey, let's ask that dude where the Tienne-my-Pizza is. I got the munchies, big-time!"

37. Posted by Oh, FTLOG | September 2, 2005 12:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 12:40

>kill dragonWhat wit... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Ikkonoishi | September 2, 2005 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ikkonoishi:

>kill dragon
What with? Your bare hands?
>yes
Congratulations! You killed a dragon with your bare hands!

38. Posted by Ikkonoishi | September 2, 2005 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 12:59

AHHHHH the 3 headed dragon ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by The WASP | September 2, 2005 1:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

AHHHHH the 3 headed dragon of the apocolypse....

dude it's the 4 horseman, no 3 headed dragon.


(my cartoon of the day shows how the media would actually cover the 4 horseman, so here is my shameless self promotion)

39. Posted by The WASP | September 2, 2005 1:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 13:07

I knew that atomic bomb tha... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by stan25 | September 2, 2005 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

I knew that atomic bomb that we set off in the desert of New Mexico would come back to haunt us, but didn’t expect it to happen so soon.

40. Posted by stan25 | September 2, 2005 1:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 13:25

Russian troops cherish a mu... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | September 2, 2005 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin P. Craver:

Russian troops cherish a much-needed change from President Vladimir Putin's usual order to "get moose and squirrel."

41. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | September 2, 2005 1:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 2, 2005 13:27