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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: September 16, 2005 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Bush attends a Security Council meeting at the World Summit at the United Nations headquarters in New York Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2005. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). Comments are now closed.

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Comments (164)

I will not piss my pants. ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Rob@L&R | September 16, 2005 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob@L&R:

I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants.

Damn.

1. Posted by Rob@L&R | September 16, 2005 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 08:21

I have to pee.... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Shaun McDonnell | September 16, 2005 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shaun McDonnell:

I have to pee.

2. Posted by Shaun McDonnell | September 16, 2005 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 08:22

Maybe I should have a glass... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Just John | September 16, 2005 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just John:

Maybe I should have a glass of water.

3. Posted by Just John | September 16, 2005 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 08:25

"What else is Reuters going... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by KobeClan | September 16, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KobeClan:

"What else is Reuters going to Photoshop?"

4. Posted by KobeClan | September 16, 2005 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 08:29

It's so boring now that Kar... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Adam | September 16, 2005 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adam:

It's so boring now that Karl's taken away my notepad!

5. Posted by Adam | September 16, 2005 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 08:30

I picked a fine time to tan... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Wally | September 16, 2005 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wally:

I picked a fine time to tank up on beer and watermelon at that lunch buffet. Are we ever gonna take a break?

6. Posted by Wally | September 16, 2005 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 08:37

"I wonder if I could convin... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by KobeClan | September 16, 2005 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KobeClan:

"I wonder if I could convince Laura that the picture of Karl and me naked was Photoshopped?"

7. Posted by KobeClan | September 16, 2005 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 08:37

The President learns that a... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Wally | September 16, 2005 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wally:

The President learns that all those years of pretending to be interested while his mother droned on finally paid off.

8. Posted by Wally | September 16, 2005 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 08:40

Heheheh, I wonder how many ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by bullwinkle | September 16, 2005 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Heheheh, I wonder how many people will notice I'm not holding a yellow #2 pencil in my hand...Ths is some boring shit...OH no! I never should have said that...

9. Posted by bullwinkle | September 16, 2005 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 08:45

How can Rove and I arrange ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Diane | September 16, 2005 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diane:

How can Rove and I arrange for a hurricane to hit THIS place?

10. Posted by Diane | September 16, 2005 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 08:45

Did I turn the coffee maker... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by HEYmIKE | September 16, 2005 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HEYmIKE:

Did I turn the coffee maker off?

11. Posted by HEYmIKE | September 16, 2005 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 08:50

Now how'd that go....Fool m... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by takefive | September 16, 2005 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
takefive:

Now how'd that go....Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice.......Aw, shucks!

12. Posted by takefive | September 16, 2005 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 08:54

Bill gets Monica and I get ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by physics geek | September 16, 2005 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
physics geek:

Bill gets Monica and I get Katrina. I think that maybe Karl misunderstood when I said that I wanted a blowjob from a big woman.

13. Posted by physics geek | September 16, 2005 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 08:55

"When Kennedy passed me tha... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Confederate Yankee | September 16, 2005 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Confederate Yankee:

"When Kennedy passed me that note asking if Condi could take him to the bathroom, I thought he was kidding."

14. Posted by Confederate Yankee | September 16, 2005 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:02

The deluge in Louisi... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 16, 2005 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

The deluge in Louisiana, has lead to a Torrent of rescue and recovery activities. The donations are starting to trickle in, and soon a downpour of goodwill is expected from the international community. Soon the dam will burst and donations from all sources will come flooding in. The US will be flush with monetary aid for the victims of the tempest. Already the Stream has started and ... Uh, Mr. President, I think you're turning a little green . . .

15. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 16, 2005 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:02

If I have to listen to anot... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by haldirbork | September 16, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
haldirbork:

If I have to listen to another minute of Coffee Anon drone on about the US not leading the world, I'll show him exactly how much a cowboy I can be!!

16. Posted by haldirbork | September 16, 2005 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:13

Man... did I lock the gate ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Hoodlumman | September 16, 2005 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoodlumman:

Man... did I lock the gate on the back fence in Crawford?

17. Posted by Hoodlumman | September 16, 2005 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:17

Man, when the told me in th... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 16, 2005 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Man, when the told me in the AA meetings somedays would be harder than others... I had no idea.

18. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 16, 2005 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:18

Never mind, Condie. It's to... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Chuck Simmins | September 16, 2005 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chuck Simmins:

Never mind, Condie. It's too late.

19. Posted by Chuck Simmins | September 16, 2005 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:22

"I wish that Algerian guy n... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Gizmo | September 16, 2005 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gizmo:

"I wish that Algerian guy next to me would stop refilling his water glass!"

20. Posted by Gizmo | September 16, 2005 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:27

Sigh. Well, I'd rather lis... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Mark | September 16, 2005 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

Sigh. Well, I'd rather listen to these baffoons blather on rather than be John Roberts and have to listen to THOSE baffoons blather on.

21. Posted by Mark | September 16, 2005 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:29

When I get through with Bou... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Lew Clark | September 16, 2005 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lew Clark:

When I get through with Boulton for conning me into this, he'll be singing out of the other side of that moustache.

22. Posted by Lew Clark | September 16, 2005 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:33

(Thought bubble) "Time to t... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Daniel | September 16, 2005 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel:

(Thought bubble) "Time to try that telepathy thing Karl was telling me about. You will call for a short break... you will call for a short break... damn I have to pee..."

23. Posted by Daniel | September 16, 2005 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:33

Everyone can stop now, Mark... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Darby | September 16, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darby:

Everyone can stop now, Mark has the winner. WTG Mark, damn nearly pissed myself with that one.

24. Posted by Darby | September 16, 2005 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:34

If there was ever a time to... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by CrankyBeach | September 16, 2005 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CrankyBeach:

If there was ever a time to poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick... Oh, drat. I don't have a sharp stick. I'll have to use my pinky.

25. Posted by CrankyBeach | September 16, 2005 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:36

"I get so sick and tired of... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by OregonMuse | September 16, 2005 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"I get so sick and tired of listening to some third world thug lecture us about human rights. It's like John Roberts having to listen to moral posturings by Teddy Kennedy."

26. Posted by OregonMuse | September 16, 2005 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:47

Why do they always have to ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Levi | September 16, 2005 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Levi:

Why do they always have to use such big words?

27. Posted by Levi | September 16, 2005 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:56

I wonder which one of my no... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Mark L. | September 16, 2005 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark L.:

I wonder which one of my notes Reuters is going to photoshop next.

28. Posted by Mark L. | September 16, 2005 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 09:59

When Bolton told me I had t... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 16, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

When Bolton told me I had to plan on being able to go 72 hours on my own resources I thought he was kidding. The UN competency mark is further underwater than New Orleans.

29. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 16, 2005 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 10:02

"I wonder what Cindy Sheeha... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Sinner | September 16, 2005 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sinner:

"I wonder what Cindy Sheehan is doing RIGHT NOW"

30. Posted by Sinner | September 16, 2005 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 10:04

"These foreigners sure spea... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by FreakyBoy | September 16, 2005 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

"These foreigners sure speak funny"

31. Posted by FreakyBoy | September 16, 2005 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 10:05

Whoa, this is even more bor... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | September 16, 2005 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sheik Yur Bouty:

Whoa, this is even more boring than my cabinet meetings. There, I can at least surf Wizbang while pretending to listen Chertoff drone on about New Orleans.

32. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | September 16, 2005 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 10:11

FreakyBoy,He's fro... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | September 16, 2005 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sheik Yur Bouty:

FreakyBoy,

He's from Texas. It's 'them furners'.

33. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | September 16, 2005 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 10:14

Well, now I know why Cindy ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 16, 2005 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

Well, now I know why Cindy Sheehan wanted to meet with me. Damn, she gives lousy head, but at least she fits under my desk and stays quiet.

34. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 16, 2005 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 10:20

Awe cripes, how do I tell... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by mark m | September 16, 2005 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mark m:

Awe cripes, how do I tell Condi i've gotta take a growler?.

35. Posted by mark m | September 16, 2005 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 10:32

12,343,335,467,761 IS a pri... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by jack | September 16, 2005 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack:

12,343,335,467,761 IS a prime number! Wait, lemmee see, nine goes into..carry the two...crap, it isn't a prime number.

Now, if seven people going to town met three people comimg from town....

36. Posted by jack | September 16, 2005 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 10:34

A-H-M-E-D-I-N...oh, whateve... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Alex Nunez | September 16, 2005 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alex Nunez:

A-H-M-E-D-I-N...oh, whatever. This Iranian guy with no necktie is history.

37. Posted by Alex Nunez | September 16, 2005 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 10:35

Share nukes with other craz... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by SmugMonkey | September 16, 2005 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SmugMonkey:

Share nukes with other crazies?

I just sharted.

38. Posted by SmugMonkey | September 16, 2005 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 10:49

I bet I could kick that guy... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Jeff from Portland | September 16, 2005 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff from Portland:

I bet I could kick that guy's ass

39. Posted by Jeff from Portland | September 16, 2005 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 11:07

"Oops I Crapped My Pants" <... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Cheryl | September 16, 2005 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheryl:

"Oops I Crapped My Pants"

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/98/98aoops.phtml

40. Posted by Cheryl | September 16, 2005 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 16, 2005 11:09

(thinking) Don't think abou... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Falze | September 16, 2005 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

(thinking) Don't think about the pen. Just keep it right there in that other hand. Don't write a thing, who knows what they'll have you writing next. Don't think about writing, don't move the pen. That's it, keep the writing hand busy, grabbing at the face to keep from screaming, "Bombing Israel into dust is NOT on the agenda, fellas, so drop it!" That's it, no notes, keep the pen clutched in the off hand. Easy does it...not writin' nuthin' am I, Reuters?! Hey, if I tune out these bozos I can hear Bolton...is he on the phone? What's he doing back there? Darn it, did they just say "Bomb Israel" again? Should I say something or just keep up the stance that they're irrelevant? Heck, Bolton's on the phone, he's doing the irrelevant thing. Maybe I'll just write him a note and see what he thinks... No! No notes! Why did I even bring a pen?