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The fact that Barack Obama was elected President is a pretty clear indicator that Politics is not scientific. That is, with all due respect to the President, his resume was...
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Karl Malden, the bulbous-nosed character actor who won a Best Supporting Oscar for his role as Mitch, the guiless suitor of Blanche DuBois in the 1951 classic A Street...
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Visitors to the Sears Tower's new glass balconies all seem to agree: The first step is the hardest. The balconies are suspended 1,353 feet in the air and jut...
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Angelina Jolie's was named highest-paid actress on Forbes' annual Celebrity 100 list. Coming in second behind Angie is Jennifer Aniston. Which would have the rag mags in a tizzy...
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It's still unclear what David Carradine was doing when he died, but a doctor knows what technically killed him. Having already ruled out suicide by hanging, the private pathologist...
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Dimension Films has acquired the remake rights to "An American Werewolf in London", John Landis' 1981 horror-comedy. Landis spoke to bloodydisgusting.com and said "Yes, Dimension is now in negotiation...
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Comments (164)
I will not piss my pants. ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rob@L&R | September 16, 2005 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants.
Damn.
1. Posted by Rob@L&R | September 16, 2005 8:21 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 08:21
2. Posted by Shaun McDonnell | September 16, 2005 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I have to pee.
2. Posted by Shaun McDonnell | September 16, 2005 8:22 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 08:22
3. Posted by Just John | September 16, 2005 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe I should have a glass of water.
3. Posted by Just John | September 16, 2005 8:25 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 08:25
4. Posted by KobeClan | September 16, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What else is Reuters going to Photoshop?"
4. Posted by KobeClan | September 16, 2005 8:29 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 08:29
5. Posted by Adam | September 16, 2005 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's so boring now that Karl's taken away my notepad!
5. Posted by Adam | September 16, 2005 8:30 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 08:30
6. Posted by Wally | September 16, 2005 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I picked a fine time to tank up on beer and watermelon at that lunch buffet. Are we ever gonna take a break?
6. Posted by Wally | September 16, 2005 8:37 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 08:37
7. Posted by KobeClan | September 16, 2005 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I wonder if I could convince Laura that the picture of Karl and me naked was Photoshopped?"
7. Posted by KobeClan | September 16, 2005 8:37 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 08:37
8. Posted by Wally | September 16, 2005 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The President learns that all those years of pretending to be interested while his mother droned on finally paid off.
8. Posted by Wally | September 16, 2005 8:40 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 08:40
9. Posted by bullwinkle | September 16, 2005 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heheheh, I wonder how many people will notice I'm not holding a yellow #2 pencil in my hand...Ths is some boring shit...OH no! I never should have said that...
9. Posted by bullwinkle | September 16, 2005 8:45 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 08:45
10. Posted by Diane | September 16, 2005 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How can Rove and I arrange for a hurricane to hit THIS place?
10. Posted by Diane | September 16, 2005 8:45 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 08:45
11. Posted by HEYmIKE | September 16, 2005 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did I turn the coffee maker off?
11. Posted by HEYmIKE | September 16, 2005 8:50 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 08:50
12. Posted by takefive | September 16, 2005 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now how'd that go....Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice.......Aw, shucks!
12. Posted by takefive | September 16, 2005 8:54 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 08:54
13. Posted by physics geek | September 16, 2005 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill gets Monica and I get Katrina. I think that maybe Karl misunderstood when I said that I wanted a blowjob from a big woman.
13. Posted by physics geek | September 16, 2005 8:55 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 08:55
14. Posted by Confederate Yankee | September 16, 2005 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"When Kennedy passed me that note asking if Condi could take him to the bathroom, I thought he was kidding."
14. Posted by Confederate Yankee | September 16, 2005 9:02 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:02
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 16, 2005 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The deluge in Louisiana, has lead to a Torrent of rescue and recovery activities. The donations are starting to trickle in, and soon a downpour of goodwill is expected from the international community. Soon the dam will burst and donations from all sources will come flooding in. The US will be flush with monetary aid for the victims of the tempest. Already the Stream has started and ... Uh, Mr. President, I think you're turning a little green . . .
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 16, 2005 9:02 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:02
16. Posted by haldirbork | September 16, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I have to listen to another minute of Coffee Anon drone on about the US not leading the world, I'll show him exactly how much a cowboy I can be!!
16. Posted by haldirbork | September 16, 2005 9:13 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:13
17. Posted by Hoodlumman | September 16, 2005 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man... did I lock the gate on the back fence in Crawford?
17. Posted by Hoodlumman | September 16, 2005 9:17 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:17
18. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 16, 2005 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man, when the told me in the AA meetings somedays would be harder than others... I had no idea.
18. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 16, 2005 9:18 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:18
19. Posted by Chuck Simmins | September 16, 2005 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Never mind, Condie. It's too late.
19. Posted by Chuck Simmins | September 16, 2005 9:22 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:22
20. Posted by Gizmo | September 16, 2005 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I wish that Algerian guy next to me would stop refilling his water glass!"
20. Posted by Gizmo | September 16, 2005 9:27 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:27
21. Posted by Mark | September 16, 2005 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sigh. Well, I'd rather listen to these baffoons blather on rather than be John Roberts and have to listen to THOSE baffoons blather on.
21. Posted by Mark | September 16, 2005 9:29 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:29
22. Posted by Lew Clark | September 16, 2005 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When I get through with Boulton for conning me into this, he'll be singing out of the other side of that moustache.
22. Posted by Lew Clark | September 16, 2005 9:33 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:33
23. Posted by Daniel | September 16, 2005 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Thought bubble) "Time to try that telepathy thing Karl was telling me about. You will call for a short break... you will call for a short break... damn I have to pee..."
23. Posted by Daniel | September 16, 2005 9:33 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:33
24. Posted by Darby | September 16, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Everyone can stop now, Mark has the winner. WTG Mark, damn nearly pissed myself with that one.
24. Posted by Darby | September 16, 2005 9:34 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:34
25. Posted by CrankyBeach | September 16, 2005 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If there was ever a time to poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick... Oh, drat. I don't have a sharp stick. I'll have to use my pinky.
25. Posted by CrankyBeach | September 16, 2005 9:36 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:36
26. Posted by OregonMuse | September 16, 2005 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I get so sick and tired of listening to some third world thug lecture us about human rights. It's like John Roberts having to listen to moral posturings by Teddy Kennedy."
26. Posted by OregonMuse | September 16, 2005 9:47 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:47
27. Posted by Levi | September 16, 2005 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why do they always have to use such big words?
27. Posted by Levi | September 16, 2005 9:56 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:56
28. Posted by Mark L. | September 16, 2005 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wonder which one of my notes Reuters is going to photoshop next.
28. Posted by Mark L. | September 16, 2005 9:59 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 09:59
29. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 16, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When Bolton told me I had to plan on being able to go 72 hours on my own resources I thought he was kidding. The UN competency mark is further underwater than New Orleans.
29. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 16, 2005 10:02 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 10:02
30. Posted by Sinner | September 16, 2005 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I wonder what Cindy Sheehan is doing RIGHT NOW"
30. Posted by Sinner | September 16, 2005 10:04 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 10:04
31. Posted by FreakyBoy | September 16, 2005 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"These foreigners sure speak funny"
31. Posted by FreakyBoy | September 16, 2005 10:05 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 10:05
32. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | September 16, 2005 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whoa, this is even more boring than my cabinet meetings. There, I can at least surf Wizbang while pretending to listen Chertoff drone on about New Orleans.
32. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | September 16, 2005 10:11 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 10:11
33. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | September 16, 2005 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy,
He's from Texas. It's 'them furners'.
33. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | September 16, 2005 10:14 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 10:14
34. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 16, 2005 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, now I know why Cindy Sheehan wanted to meet with me. Damn, she gives lousy head, but at least she fits under my desk and stays quiet.
34. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 16, 2005 10:20 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 10:20
35. Posted by mark m | September 16, 2005 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Awe cripes, how do I tell Condi i've gotta take a growler?.
35. Posted by mark m | September 16, 2005 10:32 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 10:32
36. Posted by jack | September 16, 2005 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
12,343,335,467,761 IS a prime number! Wait, lemmee see, nine goes into..carry the two...crap, it isn't a prime number.
Now, if seven people going to town met three people comimg from town....
36. Posted by jack | September 16, 2005 10:34 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 10:34
37. Posted by Alex Nunez | September 16, 2005 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A-H-M-E-D-I-N...oh, whatever. This Iranian guy with no necktie is history.
37. Posted by Alex Nunez | September 16, 2005 10:35 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 10:35
38. Posted by SmugMonkey | September 16, 2005 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Share nukes with other crazies?
I just sharted.
38. Posted by SmugMonkey | September 16, 2005 10:49 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 10:49
39. Posted by Jeff from Portland | September 16, 2005 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I bet I could kick that guy's ass
39. Posted by Jeff from Portland | September 16, 2005 11:07 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:07
40. Posted by Cheryl | September 16, 2005 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oops I Crapped My Pants"
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/98/98aoops.phtml
40. Posted by Cheryl | September 16, 2005 11:09 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:09
41. Posted by Falze | September 16, 2005 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(thinking) Don't think about the pen. Just keep it right there in that other hand. Don't write a thing, who knows what they'll have you writing next. Don't think about writing, don't move the pen. That's it, keep the writing hand busy, grabbing at the face to keep from screaming, "Bombing Israel into dust is NOT on the agenda, fellas, so drop it!" That's it, no notes, keep the pen clutched in the off hand. Easy does it...not writin' nuthin' am I, Reuters?! Hey, if I tune out these bozos I can hear Bolton...is he on the phone? What's he doing back there? Darn it, did they just say "Bomb Israel" again? Should I say something or just keep up the stance that they're irrelevant? Heck, Bolton's on the phone, he's doing the irrelevant thing. Maybe I'll just write him a note and see what he thinks... No! No notes! Why did I even bring a pen?
41. Posted by Falze | September 16, 2005 11:12 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:12
42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 16, 2005 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Go ahead - blame me - everyone else does."
42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 16, 2005 11:15 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:15
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 16, 2005 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bolton readies his uzi as the president distracts U.N. members...
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 16, 2005 11:18 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:18
44. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 16, 2005 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush listens to a succession of "Bolton yelled at me" complaints from the U.N.
44. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 16, 2005 11:21 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:21
45. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 16, 2005 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Say 'ello to my leetle frien!"
45. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 16, 2005 11:23 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:23
46. Posted by kbiel | September 16, 2005 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Is Kofi even speaking English? Hey, Kofi sounds like coffee. That reminds me, I need to piss like an Iraqi oil for food pipeline."
46. Posted by kbiel | September 16, 2005 11:36 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:36
47. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 16, 2005 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Thought Bubble)...This is sooo boring. I just know that Bolton isn't listening to this crap...speaking of crap, I have to take a Kennedy dump sooo bad!
47. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 16, 2005 11:37 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:37
48. Posted by bullwinkle | September 16, 2005 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My caption.
48. Posted by bullwinkle | September 16, 2005 11:41 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:41
49. Posted by kbiel | September 16, 2005 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Maybe if Condi would wear that cool leather coat and boots again, we can convince these idiots that they live in the Matrix. That would be awesome! Then I could pretend to be Neo, Condi can be Trinity, and John* can be the red pill that we'll shove down their throats. Now who can be Agent Smith? Osama? Kim Jong-Il?..."
*John Bolton
49. Posted by kbiel | September 16, 2005 11:42 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:42
50. Posted by stan25 | September 16, 2005 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn I wish Franklin Roosevelt wouldn’t have dreamed up this stupid insitution called the Unholy Nations. Then I could spend my time chasing Laura around the Oval Office.
50. Posted by stan25 | September 16, 2005 11:45 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:45
51. Posted by stan25 | September 16, 2005 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why the hell am I here listening to a bunch of idiots drone on about global warming, when I can be at Crawford clearing brush instead?
51. Posted by stan25 | September 16, 2005 11:49 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:49
52. Posted by Will Franklin | September 16, 2005 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang, I think Akhbar just cut another one. Can't Bolton bite his head off or something?
52. Posted by Will Franklin | September 16, 2005 11:51 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:51
53. Posted by SilverBubble | September 16, 2005 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(thought bubble) "Damnit, Kofi, the superglue joke is getting old! Now I can't get my hand off my face!"
53. Posted by SilverBubble | September 16, 2005 11:51 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:51
54. Posted by stan25 | September 16, 2005 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ho Hum another boring day at the Unholy Nations.
54. Posted by stan25 | September 16, 2005 11:52 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:52
55. Posted by Douglas Hill | September 16, 2005 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is it my penmanship, or is Condi just ignoring me?
55. Posted by Douglas Hill | September 16, 2005 11:59 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:59
56. Posted by BoDiddly | September 16, 2005 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush daydreams about Bolton telling Annan: "You shore got a purty mouth . . . "
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(looking at sign) "I wish they could do stuff in English. What in the hell does "SETATS DETINU" mean?"
56. Posted by BoDiddly | September 16, 2005 11:59 AM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 11:59
57. Posted by DWC | September 16, 2005 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Psssst! Bolton! Is your thermos empty? Ok, quick slip it to me under the chair. Never mind why, dammit, I'm the President, just do it!"
57. Posted by DWC | September 16, 2005 12:00 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 12:00
58. Posted by rylo | September 16, 2005 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geez - Condi could have just told me to hold it. "Sit your white chimpy ass down" is a bit harsh.
58. Posted by rylo | September 16, 2005 12:00 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 12:00
59. Posted by brainy435 | September 16, 2005 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The nation is in a period of mourning following the unexpected death of President Bush. Apparently bored to tears during a recent U.N meeting, he made the fatal mistake of trying a Vulcan mind meld on himself...
59. Posted by brainy435 | September 16, 2005 12:08 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 12:08
60. Posted by Christopher Meisenzahl | September 16, 2005 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Will "UNITED STATES" score as double-word? Is it my turn? God I love Scrabble.
Chris
http://amateureconblog.blogspot.com/
60. Posted by Christopher Meisenzahl | September 16, 2005 12:14 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 12:14
61. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 16, 2005 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've got 'em by the balls and they know it - now it's time to squeeze."
61. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 16, 2005 12:25 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 12:25
62. Posted by Porkopolis | September 16, 2005 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought bubble coming out of Bush's head:
"I'm soooooo looking forward to the weekend...after my speech down in N'Oreleans...N'Orleans...all that flood water...Heck, I really gotta go now!"
62. Posted by Porkopolis | September 16, 2005 12:34 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 12:34
63. Posted by Sheila | September 16, 2005 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dam, I knew I should have had more BOTOX!
63. Posted by Sheila | September 16, 2005 12:39 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 12:39
64. Posted by Sheila | September 16, 2005 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dam, I knew I should have had more BOTOX!
64. Posted by Sheila | September 16, 2005 12:39 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 12:39
65. Posted by Cooter | September 16, 2005 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I like chicken, I like liver, Meow-Mix, Meow-Mix please deliver. . . .
65. Posted by Cooter | September 16, 2005 12:58 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 12:58
66. Posted by Reaganite | September 16, 2005 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If DeVillipan doesn't shut his pie hole, I'm gonna remind him of the 15,000 they allowed to die in the French heat wave"
66. Posted by Reaganite | September 16, 2005 1:09 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 13:09
67. Posted by jerseychris | September 16, 2005 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" I wonder if I should switch to an overlapping grip?"
67. Posted by jerseychris | September 16, 2005 1:09 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 13:09
68. Posted by JP | September 16, 2005 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where's Bolton when I need him?
68. Posted by JP | September 16, 2005 1:18 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 13:18
69. Posted by Dave D | September 16, 2005 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"37...38...39...40. Okay, that's counting head shots with hardball. I guess I'll go to hollowpoints next. One...two...three..."
69. Posted by Dave D | September 16, 2005 1:22 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 13:22
70. Posted by Faith+1 | September 16, 2005 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Every time I come here all I can think is "What a bunch of fucking morons."
70. Posted by Faith+1 | September 16, 2005 1:35 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 13:35
71. Posted by PTG | September 16, 2005 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought Bubble: Damn, there's alot of foreigners here. Good thing I put my wallet in my jacket pocket this morning.
71. Posted by PTG | September 16, 2005 1:54 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 13:54
72. Posted by lawhawk | September 16, 2005 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1) I'm the most powerful man in the entire world but I have to get permission to go pee. What the heck is that about?
2) Wow, for a moment there, Kofi sounded like Teddy K., trying to explain why he wasn't guilty of drowning Mary Jo, who couldn't be reached for comment.
3) Humming to himself - head like a hole, black as your soul, I'd rather die, than give you control. Bown down before the one you serve, you're gonna get what you deserve.
3a) Rove offscreen - will you give me back my IPod?! That's my favorite song.
4) Now I know what Paul goes through when he runs those weekend caption contests and is surrounded by jokers to the left, and clowns to the right.
72. Posted by lawhawk | September 16, 2005 2:05 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 14:05
73. Posted by Maureen | September 16, 2005 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These Depends work real good.
73. Posted by Maureen | September 16, 2005 2:18 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 14:18
74. Posted by SSG Pooh | September 16, 2005 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We gotta get out of this place.
If it's the last thing we ever do."
74. Posted by SSG Pooh | September 16, 2005 2:47 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 14:47
75. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith | September 16, 2005 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1) "Hmmm. I wonder if Homestarrunner will be updated by the time I get home."
and this one's a bit of stretch, but it's what *I* would've thought if it was me there at the general assembly...
2) Then, with that faint, fleeting smile playing about his lips, he faced the firing squad; erect and motionless, proud and disdainful, George W. Bush the Undefeated, inscrutable to the last.
75. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith | September 16, 2005 3:08 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 15:08
76. Posted by Jordan | September 16, 2005 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There's not one nation in this damn room thats worth listening to....
76. Posted by Jordan | September 16, 2005 3:10 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 15:10
77. Posted by Cowboy Blob | September 16, 2005 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought bubble: This is just as entertaining without the earpiece. "Ooga balooga gochowa nalloo." "Motanga gewuu-i Hitler hu-i doonga!" Whawuzzat?
77. Posted by Cowboy Blob | September 16, 2005 3:17 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 15:17
78. Posted by solilsolate | September 16, 2005 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush waits for U.N. Ambassador Boulton to distract photographers by making devil horns behind his head, before scribbling a hasty note to National Security advisor Rice.
78. Posted by solilsolate | September 16, 2005 3:26 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 15:26
79. Posted by fustian | September 16, 2005 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man, where's a toilet? I gotta do a Kofi.
79. Posted by fustian | September 16, 2005 3:27 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 15:27
80. Posted by fustian | September 16, 2005 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeez, this UN crowd makes Blanco look like frickin' Patton.
80. Posted by fustian | September 16, 2005 3:32 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 15:32
81. Posted by Archangel | September 16, 2005 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All these terrorists, and I'm not allowed to kill any of them. Yet. *sigh*
81. Posted by Archangel | September 16, 2005 3:43 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 15:43
82. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 16, 2005 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Doh!"
82. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 16, 2005 4:06 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 16:06
83. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 16, 2005 4:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Musing to himself)
Blah, Fuckin, Blah, De Blah, Blah...I'm still King!
83. Posted by Moon Monkey | September 16, 2005 4:16 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 16:16
84. Posted by DWC | September 16, 2005 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boy, I'd sure like to see these bastards locked up in the Superdome without food and water for a few days.
84. Posted by DWC | September 16, 2005 4:22 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 16:22
85. Posted by The WASP | September 16, 2005 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
next to whoopi in the center square we have president Bush.
85. Posted by The WASP | September 16, 2005 4:45 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 16:45
86. Posted by The WASP | September 16, 2005 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This place reminds me of the circus, damn I miss the circus.
86. Posted by The WASP | September 16, 2005 4:45 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 16:45
87. Posted by The WASP | September 16, 2005 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I knew I shouldn't have licked that toad that Diane Feinstein was talking about.
87. Posted by The WASP | September 16, 2005 4:46 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 16:46
88. Posted by Hodink | September 16, 2005 5:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Awww man. They made me sit behind the sign for the most distrusted and hated country. I'm better than that. Where's that Bozo Kerry?"
88. Posted by Hodink | September 16, 2005 5:12 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 17:12
89. Posted by Alex | September 16, 2005 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How much money are we sending to these boring blowhards, again?
89. Posted by Alex | September 16, 2005 5:16 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 17:16
90. Posted by jumbo | September 16, 2005 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
God, I really, REALLY hate these guys....
90. Posted by jumbo | September 16, 2005 5:49 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 17:49
91. Posted by Timmer | September 16, 2005 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sigh...three years, five months, seven days and I can go back to the ranch for good and NEVER have to listen to any of these whiny-ass bitches ever agin.
91. Posted by Timmer | September 16, 2005 5:55 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 17:55
92. Posted by kbiel | September 16, 2005 6:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wonder if I can hide under Bolton's mustache if things start going bad here.
92. Posted by kbiel | September 16, 2005 6:26 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 18:26
93. Posted by OC Chuck | September 16, 2005 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geez Loueeze! And I thought meetings with the Senate Leadership were bad!
93. Posted by OC Chuck | September 16, 2005 6:37 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 18:37
94. Posted by OC Chuck | September 16, 2005 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now I know how Arnold feels listening to the California Legislature!
94. Posted by OC Chuck | September 16, 2005 6:39 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 18:39
95. Posted by OC Chuck | September 16, 2005 6:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How come I feel like a foreigner in my own country?
95. Posted by OC Chuck | September 16, 2005 6:40 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 18:40
96. Posted by OC Chuck | September 16, 2005 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There should be some extra room in the Gaza strip by now, I wonder how long it would take to build some new UN buildings there?
96. Posted by OC Chuck | September 16, 2005 6:43 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 18:43
97. Posted by Jim | September 16, 2005 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here I am doing my best "riveted" look and these U.N. wienies just keep going on and on and on and on.........
97. Posted by Jim | September 16, 2005 7:08 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 19:08
98. Posted by stan25 | September 16, 2005 7:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now what the hell did that Wizbang outfit do with that sheep photo from a month ago. Need to count them to relieve the boredom.
98. Posted by stan25 | September 16, 2005 7:15 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 19:15
99. Posted by Deaner59 | September 16, 2005 8:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I called my Urologist to make an appointment and the receptionist answered and asked me if I could hold. I said "No! That's why I'm calling!"
99. Posted by Deaner59 | September 16, 2005 8:30 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 20:30
100. Posted by Master Shake | September 16, 2005 8:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If he doesn't stop talking, I'm moving his country above Syria and Iran on my list."
100. Posted by Master Shake | September 16, 2005 8:49 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 20:49
101. Posted by epador | September 16, 2005 9:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Good thing no one saw that note about a PARTY break!
101. Posted by epador | September 16, 2005 9:16 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 21:16
102. Posted by Nan | September 16, 2005 9:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I need a shower, a nice hot shower. Lots of soap. Maybe a Brillo pad. Burn the suit. Definitely burn the suit... God I hate this place.
102. Posted by Nan | September 16, 2005 9:36 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 21:36
103. Posted by Lloyd | September 16, 2005 10:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hmm. What WOULD this UN building look like without the top ten floors?"
103. Posted by Lloyd | September 16, 2005 10:11 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 22:11
104. Posted by oino sakai | September 16, 2005 10:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So this is what it's like listening to the Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee...."
104. Posted by oino sakai | September 16, 2005 10:14 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 22:14
105. Posted by Lucinda | September 16, 2005 10:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We budget $40 billion a year for THIS?"
105. Posted by Lucinda | September 16, 2005 10:15 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 22:15
106. Posted by Roger Fraley | September 16, 2005 11:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1,223 more days of this bullshit and I'm back in Crawford.
106. Posted by Roger Fraley | September 16, 2005 11:10 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2005 23:10
107. Posted by solilsolate | September 17, 2005 3:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a high stakes game of secret communications at the U.N., President Bush is caught signaling U.N. Ambassador Bolton with a "hand to right cheek" gesture. Bolton can be seen initiating a "devil horns" gesture. While photographers were distracted, Bush scribbled a note and passed it to Sec. of State Rice before it could be photographed for worldwide distribution.
Click here for a gallery of devil horns photographs__.
107. Posted by solilsolate | September 17, 2005 3:12 AM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 03:12
108. Posted by Todd | September 17, 2005 5:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I SEE YOUR MOUTH MOVING BUT ALL I HEAR IS BLAH, BLAH, BLAH....
108. Posted by Todd | September 17, 2005 5:18 AM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 05:18
109. Posted by fatman | September 17, 2005 6:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now, if I slide my pinky over just a little while nobody's looking, I can get that hanging snot ball Condi warned me about and flick it at Kofi."
109. Posted by fatman | September 17, 2005 6:00 AM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 06:00
110. Posted by itismedavid | September 17, 2005 7:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well, I know nothing about global warming, but Kyoto was SOOOO yesterday!. Go ahead and blame me for it though, according to the MSM I do have power over the earth's atmosphere!"
110. Posted by itismedavid | September 17, 2005 7:02 AM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 07:02
111. Posted by Adjustah | September 17, 2005 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
*SNORT* *BLINK* "Where am I? And why am I sitting next to WIlford Brimley?"
111. Posted by Adjustah | September 17, 2005 7:49 AM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 07:49
112. Posted by McGehee | September 17, 2005 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It was bad enough when they were just speechifyin', but this 'Springtime for Kofi' dance number..."
112. Posted by McGehee | September 17, 2005 9:10 AM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 09:10
113. Posted by McGehee | September 17, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The medical examiner's report said the President began bleeding from the ears and there was nothing anyone could do. Vice President Cheney will be sworn in as the 44th President at his secure, undisclosed location sometime in the next few minutes, and we'll be bringing that to you live..."
113. Posted by McGehee | September 17, 2005 9:13 AM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 09:13
114. Posted by fustian | September 17, 2005 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where's an exit strategy when you need one?
114. Posted by fustian | September 17, 2005 9:53 AM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 09:53
115. Posted by insulinpundit | September 17, 2005 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dang, this is worse than a third meetin' with that Cindy Sheehan fella."
115. Posted by insulinpundit | September 17, 2005 10:50 AM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 10:50
116. Posted by Brian | September 17, 2005 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OMG! Condi, I've gone pissed my pants again!"
116. Posted by Brian | September 17, 2005 1:53 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 13:53
117. Posted by JD | September 17, 2005 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmm...Kofi...Kojo...who works for Cotecna, which starts with a "C" but sounds like a "K"...ditto Condi and Colin....how does Bolton keep this crap straight?
117. Posted by JD | September 17, 2005 4:22 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 16:22
118. Posted by Gray | September 17, 2005 5:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's my best 'John Bolton' expression.
I wonder how this is looking on TV?
118. Posted by Gray | September 17, 2005 5:13 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 17:13
119. Posted by tom | September 17, 2005 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dah
119. Posted by tom | September 17, 2005 5:27 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 17:27
120. Posted by kingweasil | September 17, 2005 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...that fucking chavez went over his five minutes...
120. Posted by kingweasil | September 17, 2005 5:33 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 17:33
121. Posted by ihatethe UN | September 17, 2005 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh this is just painful, How I wish I was back on vacation strumming guitars and eating cake with my boy McCainie like I was 2 days after Hurricane Katrina hit.
121. Posted by ihatethe UN | September 17, 2005 6:04 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:04
122. Posted by MadMustard | September 17, 2005 6:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry said he would never ask for a permission slip from the United Nations, big deal! If he had six cups of coffee, I bet he wouldn’t go over to the Cambodian delegation for a little urination incursion either.
122. Posted by MadMustard | September 17, 2005 6:10 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:10
123. Posted by bill | September 17, 2005 6:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If Sister Mary Joseph doesn't call on me I promise not to jerk off for a whole month.
123. Posted by bill | September 17, 2005 6:16 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:16
124. Posted by Actor212 | September 17, 2005 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hm, Ah wonder if that Vulcan mind meld thing works on yo'seff if yuh got no mind"...
124. Posted by Actor212 | September 17, 2005 6:17 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:17
125. Posted by Pope Bandar bin Turtle | September 17, 2005 6:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang, I forgot to buy me a box turtle so me & Laura could have a threesome tonight. Maybe we can use our dog Barney instead. Or some of the ducks from our pond. Wait, doesn't our neighbor have some mules he's not using? Dang, having sex with Laura is hard work!
125. Posted by Pope Bandar bin Turtle | September 17, 2005 6:18 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:18
126. Posted by fustian | September 17, 2005 6:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The President looks unsettled as he realizes that he's completely surrounded by "enemy combatants"...
126. Posted by fustian | September 17, 2005 6:33 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:33
127. Posted by Actor212 | September 17, 2005 6:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang, having sex with Laura is hard work!
Posted by: Pope Bandar bin Turtle
" 'Specially when she keeps turnin' ta Lynne Cheney ta finish whut Ah started!"
127. Posted by Actor212 | September 17, 2005 6:34 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:34
128. Posted by Actor212 | September 17, 2005 6:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang, having sex with Laura is hard work!
Posted by: Pope Bandar bin Turtle
" 'Specially when she keeps turnin' ta Lynne Cheney ta finish whut Ah started!"
128. Posted by Actor212 | September 17, 2005 6:34 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:34
129. Posted by Actor212 | September 17, 2005 6:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry said he would never ask for a permission slip from the United Nations, big deal! If he had six snorts of cocaine, I bet he wouldn’t go over to the Cambodian delegation for a little urination incursion either.
Posted by: MadMustard
Post fixed courtesy Actor212 Enterprises
129. Posted by Actor212 | September 17, 2005 6:35 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:35
130. Posted by fustian | September 17, 2005 6:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush doesn't care much for Kofi's plan to put the rebuilding of New Orleans under UN control. They're calling it "Oil for Slums".
130. Posted by fustian | September 17, 2005 6:36 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:36
131. Posted by Actor212 | September 17, 2005 6:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush doesn't care much for Kofi's plan to put the rebuilding of New Orleans under UN control. They're calling it "Oil for Slums".
Posted by: fustian
Halliburton will still get the lion's share of the kickbacks...
131. Posted by Actor212 | September 17, 2005 6:42 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:42
132. Posted by steve | September 17, 2005 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh gee whiz. I just know there'll be a geography quiz after this.
132. Posted by steve | September 17, 2005 6:44 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:44
133. Posted by Pope Bandar bin Turtle | September 17, 2005 6:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" 'Specially when she keeps turnin' ta Lynne Cheney ta finish whut Ah started!"
And if that doesn't work, we can bring in our daughters Jenna & Barbara so them & me can act out that great Old Testament (and therefore not in the least bit immoral, unlike having sex with box turtles) Bible story of Noah's daughters who got him drunk & jerked him off.
133. Posted by Pope Bandar bin Turtle | September 17, 2005 6:50 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:50
134. Posted by fustian | September 17, 2005 6:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Actor212:
Certainly anything to do with oil field or refinery repair, since it is either them or Schlumberger. I'm sure you're not advocating sending all those jobs overseas to France and away from American workers?
134. Posted by fustian | September 17, 2005 6:53 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:53
135. Posted by a | September 17, 2005 6:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They keep saying that it's OK that all this UN stuff is over my head, but, I don't know, maybe I shouldn't have been the president,
maybe,
Maybe I'm not cut out for this,
oh shoot, what am I saying?, in a couple hours this'll all be over and I can do the fun stuff with my pals again...,
...
...now if only I could last through this, ...it's so boring..., oh look, a fly!
135. Posted by a | September 17, 2005 6:58 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 18:58
136. Posted by nicky | September 17, 2005 7:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Why cain't these folks talk Amurikan?"
136. Posted by nicky | September 17, 2005 7:03 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 19:03
137. Posted by Thom | September 17, 2005 7:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bolton (Seated behind Bush): "Phewww! What is that smell?
137. Posted by Thom | September 17, 2005 7:15 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 19:15
138. Posted by fishguy | September 17, 2005 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1) Mmmm...mmmm...mmmm... raindrops keep fallin' on my bed... but that duzzen mean that lies'll soon be in my head... tryin's not for me...oh I'm never gonna stop to claim I'm pertainin'... becuz I'm free. Nothin's worryin' me.
2) How much longer do I have to sit here to prove that I do care about black people?
3) Let go and let God.
138. Posted by fishguy | September 17, 2005 7:21 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 19:21
139. Posted by fishguy | September 17, 2005 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1) Mmmm...mmmm...mmmm... raindrops keep fallin' on my bed... but that duzzen mean that lies'll soon be in my head... tryin's not for me...oh I'm never gonna stop to claim I'm pertainin'... becuz I'm free. Nothin's worryin' me.
2) How much longer do I have to sit here to prove that I do care about some black people?
3) Let go and let God.
139. Posted by fishguy | September 17, 2005 7:21 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 19:21
140. Posted by Greg | September 17, 2005 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Free 50 million people from tyranny, rescue thousands after the tsunami, donate billions to Africa, try to keep the lunatics from going nuclear, and not only don't they thank us, they literally steal money from the poor and then criticize me. Nice.
140. Posted by Greg | September 17, 2005 7:42 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 19:42
141. Posted by Pope Bandar bin Turtle | September 17, 2005 7:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1) Mmmm...mmmm...mmmm... raindrops keep fallin' on my bed... but that duzzen mean that lies'll soon be in my head... tryin's not for me...oh I'm never gonna stop to claim I'm pertainin'... becuz I'm free. Nothin's worryin' me.
Excellent, fishguy! You get my vote, which, of course, doesn't count for anything!
141. Posted by Pope Bandar bin Turtle | September 17, 2005 7:54 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 19:54
142. Posted by Rich | September 17, 2005 8:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How long do I have to pretend about being president, before I can cash in and get rich like all my cronies.
Karl, err, I mean Turd Blossum, cut my vacation short and now I haven't been able to take any R%R at my fake ranch for more than two weeks,
142. Posted by Rich | September 17, 2005 8:42 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 20:42
143. Posted by tsynnott | September 17, 2005 8:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, Condi, what's takin' Cheney so long with that hall pass?
143. Posted by tsynnott | September 17, 2005 8:57 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 20:57
144. Posted by LaloCeli | September 17, 2005 8:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BLANK....BLANK....BLANK.....BLANK....BLANK...................
144. Posted by LaloCeli | September 17, 2005 8:58 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 20:58
145. Posted by jitter | September 17, 2005 8:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...If it follows that a natural object is associated also with a straight line, then Three points A, B and C on a rigid body thus lie in a straight line when, the points A and C being given, B is chosen such that the sum of the distances AB and BC is as short as possible... Damn I gotta pee!"
145. Posted by jitter | September 17, 2005 8:59 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 20:59
146. Posted by Fred Ranger | September 17, 2005 10:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's hard to do the pee dance sitting down.
146. Posted by Fred Ranger | September 17, 2005 10:10 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 22:10
147. Posted by stan25 | September 17, 2005 10:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn I wish that I had that dynamite that Calypso Louie claimed that I used to blow up that levee down there in New Orleans. I would definitly blow up this hideous place.
147. Posted by stan25 | September 17, 2005 10:50 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 22:50
148. Posted by stan25 | September 17, 2005 10:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe I will cut the funding of this useless outfit to help pay for Hurricane Katrina cleanup.
148. Posted by stan25 | September 17, 2005 10:52 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 22:52
149. Posted by Nonymus | September 17, 2005 11:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang, he used another big word.
149. Posted by Nonymus | September 17, 2005 11:03 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 23:03
150. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 17, 2005 11:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At the International World Leader Spelling Bee, President Bush is immediately stumped, as he tries to sound out his first word -- NUCLEAR.
150. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 17, 2005 11:11 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 23:11
151. Posted by Jack Schidt | September 17, 2005 11:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I should have kept doing coke.
151. Posted by Jack Schidt | September 17, 2005 11:22 PM |
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Posted on September 17, 2005 23:22
152. Posted by Nicholas | September 18, 2005 2:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This Kofi guy sure can go on, annan, annan...
152. Posted by Nicholas | September 18, 2005 2:41 AM |
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Posted on September 18, 2005 02:41
153. Posted by Mr. Snitch! | September 18, 2005 3:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nuts. I thought TODAY was 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'.
153. Posted by Mr. Snitch! | September 18, 2005 3:05 AM |
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Posted on September 18, 2005 03:05
154. Posted by big daddy | September 18, 2005 6:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I miss Jeff Gannon.
154. Posted by big daddy | September 18, 2005 6:03 AM |
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Posted on September 18, 2005 06:03
155. Posted by Actor212 | September 18, 2005 7:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Actor212:
Certainly anything to do with oil field or refinery repair, since it is either them or Schlumberger. I'm sure you're not advocating sending all those jobs overseas to France and away from American workers?
Posted by: fustian
Errrrrrrrr, Schlumberger is an American company, so is Bechtel.
155. Posted by Actor212 | September 18, 2005 7:08 AM |
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156. Posted by willowy1 | September 18, 2005 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang, I know my head is gonna fall right off from boredome if I dare move my hand. Hmmm, if I kinda just slip this pinky over and mine that goober I wonder if anyone will notice? It's times like this that I wish that John Kerry won the last election, he deserves this fate worse than losing. 1,000 bottles of beer on Annan, thousand bottles of beer...
156. Posted by willowy1 | September 18, 2005 8:01 AM |
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157. Posted by itismedavid | September 18, 2005 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I must've had me about 16 Dr. Peppers. As soon as Kofi comes to shake my hand I'm gonna tell him: "I have to pee!"
157. Posted by itismedavid | September 18, 2005 8:35 AM |
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158. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2005 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Actor212:
I apologize. I am shocked to find that you are mostly right.
Although, their origins are French:
1920 Opened first office at 30, rue Fabert in Paris.
1926 Formed Société de Prospection Electrique, the pre-cursor of Schlumberger.
1956 Formed Schlumberger Limited in Curaçao as holding company for all Schlumberger businesses.
And they had their first non-French CEO in 1986. A Scot.
158. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2005 8:50 AM |
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159. Posted by Ben | September 18, 2005 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't understand a word of what is being said."
159. Posted by Ben | September 18, 2005 9:55 AM |
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160. Posted by Actor212 | September 18, 2005 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fustian,
Schlumberger also is one of three companies who can mass the resources for this, which number includes Bechtel.
Did you check them out?
160. Posted by Actor212 | September 18, 2005 11:34 AM |
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161. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2005 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Actor212:
I did take a quick look at Bechtel. I knew them to be an engineering firm that takes on large projects. As near as I can tell, they are not in the oilfield services business like Halliburton or Schlumberger, although they have built at least one petrochemical complex in the Middle East. I would imagine the engineering part of Bectel competes with the Brown and Root part of Halliburton, but I'm not aware of a large engineering division of Schlumberger.
I have had occasion to deal with Schlumberger in a professional capacity and as most of the people I dealt with were Europeans and the center of activity for the part I dealt with were also in Europe, I mistakenly believed it to be a European company.
But as a lefty, I cannot imagine that you'll be any more pleased that Bechtel might get a few large Katrina contracts. Or is Halliburton at the top of the corporate fat cat hierarchy?
161. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2005 2:23 PM |
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162. Posted by Willie Neebo | September 18, 2005 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man, It's hard enough to understand what the hell's going on here without having to hold my water. All I can think about is having to go pee-pee. I hope nobody notices my piss hard-on when Condi says I can go to the little boy's room!
162. Posted by Willie Neebo | September 18, 2005 2:50 PM |
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163. Posted by Gilly | September 18, 2005 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, I knew I shouldn't have drunk all that Past this morning.
163. Posted by Gilly | September 18, 2005 3:10 PM |
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164. Posted by Kevin | September 19, 2005 1:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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164. Posted by Kevin | September 19, 2005 1:43 AM |
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