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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Bush attends a Security Council meeting at the World Summit at the United Nations headquarters in New York Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2005. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). Comments are now closed.

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I will not piss my pants. ... (Below threshold)

I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. I will not piss my pants.

Damn.

I have to pee.... (Below threshold)

I have to pee.

Maybe I should have a glass... (Below threshold)
Just John:

Maybe I should have a glass of water.

"What else is Reuters going... (Below threshold)
KobeClan:

"What else is Reuters going to Photoshop?"

It's so boring now that Kar... (Below threshold)
Adam:

It's so boring now that Karl's taken away my notepad!

I picked a fine time to tan... (Below threshold)
Wally:

I picked a fine time to tank up on beer and watermelon at that lunch buffet. Are we ever gonna take a break?

"I wonder if I could convin... (Below threshold)
KobeClan:

"I wonder if I could convince Laura that the picture of Karl and me naked was Photoshopped?"

The President learns that a... (Below threshold)
Wally:

The President learns that all those years of pretending to be interested while his mother droned on finally paid off.

Heheheh, I wonder how many ... (Below threshold)

Heheheh, I wonder how many people will notice I'm not holding a yellow #2 pencil in my hand...Ths is some boring shit...OH no! I never should have said that...

How can Rove and I arrange ... (Below threshold)
Diane:

How can Rove and I arrange for a hurricane to hit THIS place?

Did I turn the coffee maker... (Below threshold)
HEYmIKE:

Did I turn the coffee maker off?

Now how'd that go....Fool m... (Below threshold)
takefive:

Now how'd that go....Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice.......Aw, shucks!

Bill gets Monica and I get ... (Below threshold)

Bill gets Monica and I get Katrina. I think that maybe Karl misunderstood when I said that I wanted a blowjob from a big woman.

"When Kennedy passed me tha... (Below threshold)

"When Kennedy passed me that note asking if Condi could take him to the bathroom, I thought he was kidding."

The deluge in Louisi... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

The deluge in Louisiana, has lead to a Torrent of rescue and recovery activities. The donations are starting to trickle in, and soon a downpour of goodwill is expected from the international community. Soon the dam will burst and donations from all sources will come flooding in. The US will be flush with monetary aid for the victims of the tempest. Already the Stream has started and ... Uh, Mr. President, I think you're turning a little green . . .

If I have to listen to anot... (Below threshold)
haldirbork:

If I have to listen to another minute of Coffee Anon drone on about the US not leading the world, I'll show him exactly how much a cowboy I can be!!

Man... did I lock the gate ... (Below threshold)

Man... did I lock the gate on the back fence in Crawford?

Man, when the told me in th... (Below threshold)

Man, when the told me in the AA meetings somedays would be harder than others... I had no idea.

Never mind, Condie. It's to... (Below threshold)

Never mind, Condie. It's too late.

"I wish that Algerian guy n... (Below threshold)
Gizmo:

"I wish that Algerian guy next to me would stop refilling his water glass!"

Sigh. Well, I'd rather lis... (Below threshold)
Mark:

Sigh. Well, I'd rather listen to these baffoons blather on rather than be John Roberts and have to listen to THOSE baffoons blather on.

When I get through with Bou... (Below threshold)
Lew Clark:

When I get through with Boulton for conning me into this, he'll be singing out of the other side of that moustache.

(Thought bubble) "Time to t... (Below threshold)

(Thought bubble) "Time to try that telepathy thing Karl was telling me about. You will call for a short break... you will call for a short break... damn I have to pee..."

Everyone can stop now, Mark... (Below threshold)
Darby:

Everyone can stop now, Mark has the winner. WTG Mark, damn nearly pissed myself with that one.

If there was ever a time to... (Below threshold)

If there was ever a time to poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick... Oh, drat. I don't have a sharp stick. I'll have to use my pinky.

"I get so sick and tired of... (Below threshold)

"I get so sick and tired of listening to some third world thug lecture us about human rights. It's like John Roberts having to listen to moral posturings by Teddy Kennedy."

Why do they always have to ... (Below threshold)
Levi:

Why do they always have to use such big words?

I wonder which one of my no... (Below threshold)
Mark L.:

I wonder which one of my notes Reuters is going to photoshop next.

When Bolton told me I had t... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

When Bolton told me I had to plan on being able to go 72 hours on my own resources I thought he was kidding. The UN competency mark is further underwater than New Orleans.

"I wonder what Cindy Sheeha... (Below threshold)

"I wonder what Cindy Sheehan is doing RIGHT NOW"

"These foreigners sure spea... (Below threshold)
FreakyBoy:

"These foreigners sure speak funny"

Whoa, this is even more bor... (Below threshold)
Sheik Yur Bouty:

Whoa, this is even more boring than my cabinet meetings. There, I can at least surf Wizbang while pretending to listen Chertoff drone on about New Orleans.

FreakyBoy,He's fro... (Below threshold)
Sheik Yur Bouty:

FreakyBoy,

He's from Texas. It's 'them furners'.

Well, now I know why Cindy ... (Below threshold)

Well, now I know why Cindy Sheehan wanted to meet with me. Damn, she gives lousy head, but at least she fits under my desk and stays quiet.

Awe cripes, how do I tell... (Below threshold)
mark m:

Awe cripes, how do I tell Condi i've gotta take a growler?.

12,343,335,467,761 IS a pri... (Below threshold)
jack:

12,343,335,467,761 IS a prime number! Wait, lemmee see, nine goes into..carry the two...crap, it isn't a prime number.

Now, if seven people going to town met three people comimg from town....

A-H-M-E-D-I-N...oh, whateve... (Below threshold)

A-H-M-E-D-I-N...oh, whatever. This Iranian guy with no necktie is history.

Share nukes with other craz... (Below threshold)

Share nukes with other crazies?

I just sharted.

I bet I could kick that guy... (Below threshold)
Jeff from Portland:

I bet I could kick that guy's ass

"Oops I Crapped My Pants" <... (Below threshold)
Cheryl:
(thinking) Don't think abou... (Below threshold)

(thinking) Don't think about the pen. Just keep it right there in that other hand. Don't write a thing, who knows what they'll have you writing next. Don't think about writing, don't move the pen. That's it, keep the writing hand busy, grabbing at the face to keep from screaming, "Bombing Israel into dust is NOT on the agenda, fellas, so drop it!" That's it, no notes, keep the pen clutched in the off hand. Easy does it...not writin' nuthin' am I, Reuters?! Hey, if I tune out these bozos I can hear Bolton...is he on the phone? What's he doing back there? Darn it, did they just say "Bomb Israel" again? Should I say something or just keep up the stance that they're irrelevant? Heck, Bolton's on the phone, he's doing the irrelevant thing. Maybe I'll just write him a note and see what he thinks... No! No notes! Why did I even bring a pen?