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Thousands of people don pro... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Hamish | October 7, 2005 7:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thousands of people don protective eyewear at the news of a prospective Britney Spears/Cletus Federline sex tape.
H.
1. Posted by Hamish | October 7, 2005 7:07 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:07
2. Posted by Henry | October 7, 2005 7:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes for a minimal $5 you TOO can watch Kevin, Jay, and Paul boogy down tonight in AWESOME 3-D!!!
2. Posted by Henry | October 7, 2005 7:11 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:11
3. Posted by Henry | October 7, 2005 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
one of us, one of us, gooble gobble gooble gobble, one of us on of us...
3. Posted by Henry | October 7, 2005 7:13 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:13
4. Posted by Jim | October 7, 2005 7:20 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
In an attempt to recapture their "rightfull" position as a respected news source, CBS distributes special glasses designed to show their 3-D reporting:
Democrats are always right,
Dubious stories are accurate even when false,
Dumb A** reporters are smarter than you.
4. Posted by Jim | October 7, 2005 7:20 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:20
5. Posted by retired military | October 7, 2005 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Kos Kids show up to say goodbye to Hillary, Kerry, Kennedy, Dodd, Ginsberg, and Souter as the aliens, who are trying to prove that they are a compassionate species friendly to earth, take them away.
5. Posted by retired military | October 7, 2005 7:22 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:22
6. Posted by Ian Hamet | October 7, 2005 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jesus's "Second Coming" World Tour (sponsored by Budweiser) was well-attended, but left most audiences feeling underwhelmed. Common reactions included "It was okay, I guess," to "What, he's never heard of Industrial Light and Magic?"
6. Posted by Ian Hamet | October 7, 2005 7:26 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:26
7. Posted by Margo Demers | October 7, 2005 7:30 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Using modern technology, wishful thinking and special rose-colored glasses, hundreds of liberals watch a re-broadcast of the 2000 election results. AlGore wins.
7. Posted by Margo Demers | October 7, 2005 7:30 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:30
8. Posted by JAT0 | October 7, 2005 7:32 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
In harmony, the massive crowd exclaims: “Holy Caped Crusader - Al Gore is bigger in 3-D!”
8. Posted by JAT0 | October 7, 2005 7:32 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:32
9. Posted by JAT0 | October 7, 2005 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A crowd of blind people attend the Nude Helen Thomas Look Alike pageant.
9. Posted by JAT0 | October 7, 2005 7:36 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:36
10. Posted by JimK | October 7, 2005 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Why no, we don't think they affects how we see President Bush. He's still McChimplerMurderer. Why do you ask?"
10. Posted by JimK | October 7, 2005 7:40 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:40
11. Posted by Cindermutha | October 7, 2005 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As thousands of liberals trade in their tinfoil hats for glasses out of specially marked boxes of cereal, Kellogg reports an explosion in 4th quarter sales.
11. Posted by Cindermutha | October 7, 2005 8:11 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:11
12. Posted by sentinel | October 7, 2005 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
3-D, 4-D, whatever it takes.
12. Posted by sentinel | October 7, 2005 8:13 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:13
13. Posted by don surber | October 7, 2005 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1,000 Helen Thomas wannabes enter the Witness Protection Program
13. Posted by don surber | October 7, 2005 8:15 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:15
14. Posted by Weegie | October 7, 2005 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guests at the UN Gala for Human Rights joyfully kick off the festivities by watching the first Islamic nuclear explosion over Israel.
14. Posted by Weegie | October 7, 2005 8:35 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:35
15. Posted by Weegie | October 7, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
[keep it topical]
The Nobel Peace Prize committee, and the winning team of the IAEA and Mohamed ElBaradei joyfully kick off the prize celebration by watching the first Iranian nuclear exlosion over Israel.
15. Posted by Weegie | October 7, 2005 8:44 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:44
16. Posted by The WASP | October 7, 2005 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Supporters at the relect Ted Kennedy rally use there protective eye wear as Kennedy moons the White House.
16. Posted by The WASP | October 7, 2005 8:46 AM |
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17. Posted by The WASP | October 7, 2005 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
even through the latest in technology in beer goggles Monica Lewinsky still looks fat.
17. Posted by The WASP | October 7, 2005 8:48 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:48
18. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 7, 2005 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Attendees at a DNC rally outside the white house were issued special x-ray glasses in hopes of determining exactly where President Bush hid the salami.
18. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 7, 2005 8:51 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:51
19. Posted by Brian | October 7, 2005 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This crowd required sunglasses to shield their eyes from the sheer brilliance of the Miers nomination.
19. Posted by Brian | October 7, 2005 8:54 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:54
20. Posted by bullwinkle | October 7, 2005 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the worlds brightest blog's popularity continues to grow internationally thousands of Europeans don their protective eyewear to experience their first Wizbang.
20. Posted by bullwinkle | October 7, 2005 8:54 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:54
21. Posted by taz | October 7, 2005 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Nash (center front) demonstrates new protective eyewear for Phoenix Suns fans at America West Arena, where they will dominate the NBA this season.
21. Posted by taz | October 7, 2005 9:03 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:03
22. Posted by ed | October 7, 2005 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmm.
"Look! It's Bono's ego!"
22. Posted by ed | October 7, 2005 9:06 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:06
23. Posted by Matt | October 7, 2005 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the midterm elections get closer, the DNC begins distributing Peril Sensitive Sunglasses to those who can't bear another crushing defeat.
23. Posted by Matt | October 7, 2005 9:11 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:11
24. Posted by D. Doré | October 7, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After 2 weeks of stunning and tittilating Weekend Caption Contests, the apparent lack of exposed breasts in this weekends competition required the use of "Peril Sensitive Sunglasses" to avoid a riot of the Wizbang faithful.
24. Posted by D. Doré | October 7, 2005 9:13 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:13
25. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | October 7, 2005 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The TomKat group wedding at the L. Ron Hubbard Scientology Center, came to a confusing moment when Cruise turned to his bride and said: "I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango"
Master of Ceremonies John Travolta then proceeded to cry on his knees, attempting to hug Cruise by the knees.
25. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | October 7, 2005 9:16 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:16
26. Posted by retired military | October 7, 2005 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
News reports of massive traffic jams after Paramount studios announced open tryouts for its latest movie.
"The matrix 4 - The return of Neo"
26. Posted by retired military | October 7, 2005 9:17 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:17
27. Posted by sanity | October 7, 2005 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the Prosector shows enlarged, detailed photos of Michael Jackson's Penis the Jury dons sunglasses so as not to be blinded by the stark whiteness....
27. Posted by sanity | October 7, 2005 9:30 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:30
28. Posted by Larry Bernard | October 7, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Even with 3-d glasses The "Contract with america" proposed by Howard Dean doesn't look real
28. Posted by Larry Bernard | October 7, 2005 9:34 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:34
29. Posted by Just Jphn | October 7, 2005 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Protective eyewear is required as the GOP flames out like a supernova.
29. Posted by Just Jphn | October 7, 2005 9:36 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:36
30. Posted by lawhawk | October 7, 2005 9:38 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Al Gore's audience finally sees global warming in action as Gore spontaneously combusts and the crowd has a Maxell moment.
30. Posted by lawhawk | October 7, 2005 9:38 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:38
31. Posted by billburz | October 7, 2005 9:42 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Proof Positive: Bush's global warming policy causes the Sun to get brighter therebye enriching his families stake in Eyeglassware Inc. Impeach Bush!
31. Posted by billburz | October 7, 2005 9:42 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:42
32. Posted by TShavel | October 7, 2005 9:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
At a recent appearence speaking with environmental science students, Al Gore suggests that global warming can be "seen", with the aid of specialized eyewear.
32. Posted by TShavel | October 7, 2005 9:43 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:43
33. Posted by Faith+1 | October 7, 2005 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night"
Irrelevent Sidenote: For years I thought this song used to say "wrapped up like a deush" instead of "revved up like a deuce"...
Come to think of it "wrapped up like a deush" would be a funnier lyric as a caption for this photo...
33. Posted by Faith+1 | October 7, 2005 9:48 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:48
34. Posted by CollegePundit | October 7, 2005 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Onlookers don government-issue glasses to shield their eyes from the horros of a Cindy Sheehan and the Tragicial Hysteria Tour's nude protest.
34. Posted by CollegePundit | October 7, 2005 9:50 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:50
35. Posted by Faith+1 | October 7, 2005 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Debut of the new Tin Foil Hat accessory...
35. Posted by Faith+1 | October 7, 2005 9:50 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:50
36. Posted by MoonMonkey | October 7, 2005 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...And as promised,on the third day the boulder was removed from the mouth of the cave. The thousands who assembled,gazed with stunned disbelief...for there,rising high into the sky, was the new and long-awaited Barbra Streisand CD!
36. Posted by MoonMonkey | October 7, 2005 9:54 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:54
37. Posted by Hoodlumman | October 7, 2005 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hundreds of patrons quickly don their issued shades as Howard Dean finally achieves enough rage to yield nuclear fission.
37. Posted by Hoodlumman | October 7, 2005 9:59 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:59
38. Posted by Scott | October 7, 2005 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And we thought the moonbats were bad...
38. Posted by Scott | October 7, 2005 10:09 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:09
39. Posted by John Thorpe | October 7, 2005 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wait a minute -- so Carville was an alien?
39. Posted by John Thorpe | October 7, 2005 10:09 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:09
40. Posted by rick13 | October 7, 2005 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Surrendering in 3-D doesn't make the French look any cooler!
40. Posted by rick13 | October 7, 2005 10:10 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:10
41. Posted by MoonMonkey | October 7, 2005 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Donning UV protective optics,devoted fans watched re-runs of Elaine Benes' now legendary dance routines. The producers took a big chance with this one,but fortunately noone was seriously injured.
41. Posted by MoonMonkey | October 7, 2005 10:12 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:12
42. Posted by LakeView | October 7, 2005 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Guinness Book record was made as fans of Stevie Wonder get ready to sing "You Are The Sunshine Of My Life."
42. Posted by LakeView | October 7, 2005 10:15 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:15
43. Posted by Matt | October 7, 2005 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In this 2000 photo, Melissa Etheridge and Bono are shown at the front of a line to get into the premier of the X-Men movie. A promotion to give attendees razor-sharp Wolverine claws went awry, so Cyclops glasses were the order of the day.
43. Posted by Matt | October 7, 2005 10:16 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:16
44. Posted by Timmer | October 7, 2005 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andy Milonakis fans get ready for his 15 minutes of fame to flame out.
44. Posted by Timmer | October 7, 2005 10:22 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:22
45. Posted by zach | October 7, 2005 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, with these on John Kerry actually looks like a real person
45. Posted by zach | October 7, 2005 10:23 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:23
46. Posted by chuck | October 7, 2005 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The welding craze spreads to New York where crowds gather to watch a demonstration.
46. Posted by chuck | October 7, 2005 10:23 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:23
47. Posted by Timmer | October 7, 2005 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the 1000th weekend of The Rocky Horror Picture Show grows ever closer, Dan the Virgin grins broadly while Janet sings "toucha toucha touch me."
47. Posted by Timmer | October 7, 2005 10:25 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:25
48. Posted by Lucy | October 7, 2005 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike Brown's plan to save the “privileged” from the sun.
48. Posted by Lucy | October 7, 2005 10:26 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:26
49. Posted by No One of Consequence | October 7, 2005 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Members of the 'reality-based' community don the requisite eyewear"
or, alternatively,
"Members of the VRWC prepare to receive their latest missive from Karl Rove"
49. Posted by No One of Consequence | October 7, 2005 10:30 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:30
50. Posted by the Pirate | October 7, 2005 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Loyal Bostonians gather every week at Ted Kennedy's favorite bar to watch The Bursting of the Capillaries.
50. Posted by the Pirate | October 7, 2005 10:41 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:41
51. Posted by kbiel | October 7, 2005 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Democrats wear their Joo Janta 2000 Peril Sensitive sun glasses during Bush's speech at the National Endowment for Democracy.
51. Posted by kbiel | October 7, 2005 10:57 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:57
52. Posted by tacitblue | October 7, 2005 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The poster for "Forty Year Old Virgin 2: Virgins Unite"
52. Posted by tacitblue | October 7, 2005 11:01 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 11:01
53. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 7, 2005 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A riot broke out as hundreds realize that despite claims on the back of comic books, X-Ray Specs can not see through clothing.
(FWIW, I still want my $1.00 back and the money I've spent on the therapy for that childhood disappointment)
53. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 7, 2005 11:06 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 11:06
54. Posted by Laurence Simon | October 7, 2005 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Jackson prepares to film a new Pepsi commercial.
54. Posted by Laurence Simon | October 7, 2005 11:19 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 11:19
55. Posted by ProphetCat | October 7, 2005 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Conservatives don 3D glasses in an attempt to make anything positive about Harriet Miers stand out.
55. Posted by ProphetCat | October 7, 2005 11:27 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 11:27
56. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | October 7, 2005 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To deflect attention from his embarrassing "hide the salami" gaffe, Howard Dean explained "annular eclipses" in a speech to the Democratic Underground, whose members wear special glasses in lieu of tinfoil hats.
Alternately...
The Sun doesn't look 3-D at all! This is a gyp!
56. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | October 7, 2005 11:29 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 11:29
57. Posted by tacitblue | October 7, 2005 11:33 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Undeterred that decades of drum circles have apparently had no effect on either corporations or the military-industrial complex, the Federation of Organized and Anarchistic Moonbats (F.O.A.M.) unveils the newly developed "3-D Drum Circle of Love & Laser Light Show".
57. Posted by tacitblue | October 7, 2005 11:33 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 11:33
58. Posted by kbiel | October 7, 2005 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here we find the species Dicrostonyx Democratus, more commonly known as the Democrat Lemming. These rodents have just as bad a sense of fashion as their sense of direction.
58. Posted by kbiel | October 7, 2005 11:34 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 11:34
59. Posted by tacitblue | October 7, 2005 11:37 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
After the abject failure of their two previous presidential candidates democrats seek a candidate who is more than one dimensional.
59. Posted by tacitblue | October 7, 2005 11:37 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 11:37
60. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 7, 2005 11:37 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
OK, point made, Harriet Miers IS a flaming homosexual.
60. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 7, 2005 11:37 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 11:37
61. Posted by John Thorpe | October 7, 2005 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe with these we can finally see Miers' qualifications.
61. Posted by John Thorpe | October 7, 2005 11:48 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 11:48
62. Posted by dooley | October 7, 2005 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an effort to look natural, Al Gore opens for a DEVO reunion concert.
62. Posted by dooley | October 7, 2005 11:50 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 11:50
63. Posted by Ted | October 7, 2005 11:52 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Hey, this isn't Ghostbusters in 3D! That's Ted Kennedy!
63. Posted by Ted | October 7, 2005 11:52 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 11:52
64. Posted by Jinx McHue | October 7, 2005 11:54 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The Devo Reunion Tour draws tens of fans to venues worldwide.
64. Posted by Jinx McHue | October 7, 2005 11:54 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 11:54
65. Posted by Maggie | October 7, 2005 12:03 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
It's a bird.......it's a plane.......nah, it's just Kal-el Cage.
65. Posted by Maggie | October 7, 2005 12:03 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 12:03
66. Posted by stan25 | October 7, 2005 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The crowd of Hillary supporters have to don special glasses to see Hillary take her daily broom ride.
66. Posted by stan25 | October 7, 2005 12:31 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 12:31
67. Posted by Doug | October 7, 2005 12:34 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Hundreds of Jimmy Carter's blind volunteer election workers prepare to board a flight to Iran to verify another election.
67. Posted by Doug | October 7, 2005 12:34 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 12:34
68. Posted by McCain | October 7, 2005 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This Ray Charles fad is totally out of control.
68. Posted by McCain | October 7, 2005 1:04 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 13:04
69. Posted by BoDiddly | October 7, 2005 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, wow!! It looks like the pigeon crap is coming right at . . .
nevermind . ..
69. Posted by BoDiddly | October 7, 2005 1:19 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 13:19
70. Posted by rorochub | October 7, 2005 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought bubble of the smiling guy:
"Oh yeah baby, someone just grabbed my ass"
70. Posted by rorochub | October 7, 2005 1:34 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 13:34
71. Posted by Chrees | October 7, 2005 1:37 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Iran's future's so bright,
I gotta wear (special radioactive-protection) shades
71. Posted by Chrees | October 7, 2005 1:37 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 13:37
72. Posted by Sinner | October 7, 2005 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Throngs gather outside the home of Tom Cruise hoping that they will be the next to be impregnated.
72. Posted by Sinner | October 7, 2005 1:43 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 13:43
73. Posted by retired military | October 7, 2005 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After, Howard Dean, (center of picture (hint: he is shorter than the guy with the white shirt)) had announced his intention to run for President in 08 is shown with the increased secret service detail needed to protect him from bodily harm by John Kerry.
73. Posted by retired military | October 7, 2005 1:50 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 13:50
74. Posted by Moley | October 7, 2005 1:53 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Demorcatic leaders distributed these glasses to thousands of New Yorkers. Senator Hillary Clinton was heard telling one person "if you wear these glasses the terrorists nuclear bombs can't hurt you. We didn't need to go to war! WE can protect you!"
74. Posted by Moley | October 7, 2005 1:53 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 13:53
75. Posted by yetanotherjohn | October 7, 2005 2:05 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Howard Dean announced "The future of the Democratic party is so bright, you got to wear shades", while Kossacks watched him at a recent rally. Meanwhile DLC members questioned if the Democratic party was up to painting the 120 million scenes required (two per pair of glasses) on the inside of the sunglasses in time for the 2008 election. In unrelated news, GOP chairman Melman was seen suggesting to certain minority members of the Democratic party to remove the glasses, look around and "Give us a chance and we will give you a choice".
75. Posted by yetanotherjohn | October 7, 2005 2:05 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 14:05
76. Posted by SPEEDY GONZALEZ | October 7, 2005 2:25 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
In order to prove DEMS don't hate black people a "Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles" impersonation contest is held in New Orleans.
76. Posted by SPEEDY GONZALEZ | October 7, 2005 2:25 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 14:25
77. Posted by retired military | October 7, 2005 2:46 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Headline NY Times
"Far right wing extremists look on and cheer as the Miers nomination goes up in a nuclear conflaguration"
77. Posted by retired military | October 7, 2005 2:46 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 14:46
78. Posted by stan25 | October 7, 2005 2:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As thousands of people line up to audition for the next installment of “Men In Black,” Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones hand out special glasses to the potential alien life forms
78. Posted by stan25 | October 7, 2005 2:55 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 14:55
79. Posted by pvaughan | October 7, 2005 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Finally, some insite on how Europeans view the world.
79. Posted by pvaughan | October 7, 2005 3:29 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 15:29
80. Posted by McCain | October 7, 2005 3:29 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Liberals stage a large protest rally against light.
80. Posted by McCain | October 7, 2005 3:29 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 15:29
81. Posted by Falze | October 7, 2005 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ronnie Earle offered the following remark when questioned about the masses of the blind gathering to be on one of his grand juries: "No, I am not specifically targeting the blind for my grand juries because I don't have any actual evidence to show them, only a corrupt Republican would try to hide the salami like that!"
81. Posted by Falze | October 7, 2005 3:33 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 15:33
82. Posted by McPeek | October 7, 2005 3:35 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Hardcore fans gather as Devo takes the stage for the kickoff of their "We need new hats" comeback tour.
82. Posted by McPeek | October 7, 2005 3:35 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 15:35
83. Posted by Jim Durbin | October 7, 2005 3:42 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
A Los Angeles audience watches the latest pilot on Fox, starring Pamela Anderson as a sexy single lawyer filmed entirely in 3d.
Jonathan Rutger, pictured front middle, is the only audience member to smile when the judge asks Pam to present her "breast case."
83. Posted by Jim Durbin | October 7, 2005 3:42 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 15:42
84. Posted by Hodink | October 7, 2005 3:46 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The amazing 3-D footage of Roy being attacked by Montecore, the tiger, brings mixed reactions.
84. Posted by Hodink | October 7, 2005 3:46 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 15:46
85. Posted by retired military | October 7, 2005 4:20 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The Kos Kids gather to watch the eclipse of the sun and listen in rapt attention as Howard Dean blames President Bush and his attitude towards global warming for causing it.
85. Posted by retired military | October 7, 2005 4:20 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 16:20
86. Posted by dave | October 7, 2005 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Combo of previous entries - the setup...:
Thought bubble of Steve Nash (the smiling guy center front): "Oh yeah baby, someone just grabbed my ass"
My Submission:
Steve Nash was taken back when he realized the guilty party was the invisible man, seated to his right.
The Invisible Man was taken back when he realized the crap 3D glasses he was wearing suddenly made him 'visible'.
86. Posted by dave | October 7, 2005 5:03 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 17:03
87. Posted by Dodo David | October 7, 2005 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moonbats watch the arrival of their mother-ship.
87. Posted by Dodo David | October 7, 2005 6:12 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 18:12
88. Posted by hedoro | October 7, 2005 9:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Melissa Etheridge and the rest of the crowd treated to an unexpected solar eclipse at a Rosie O’Donnell concert.
88. Posted by hedoro | October 7, 2005 9:51 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 21:51
89. Posted by McGehee | October 7, 2005 10:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Executives at RayBan® panic as crappy cardboard sunglasses become the new hottest fashion eyewear.
89. Posted by McGehee | October 7, 2005 10:23 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 22:23
90. Posted by Rachel Edith | October 8, 2005 1:00 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Honey, not for nothing, but isn't that your mom and dad?"
90. Posted by Rachel Edith | October 8, 2005 1:00 AM |
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Posted on October 8, 2005 01:00
91. Posted by epador | October 8, 2005 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Helen Hunts unsuccessfully for any evidence of depth to Hollywood.
91. Posted by epador | October 8, 2005 7:37 AM |
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Posted on October 8, 2005 07:37
92. Posted by Diane | October 8, 2005 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ian Hamet wins with the Jesus' "Second Coming" World Tour entry. Hands down. Can be no debate. And I mean that with no irreverence to the Lord.
92. Posted by Diane | October 8, 2005 10:31 AM |
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Posted on October 8, 2005 10:31
93. Posted by Marc | October 8, 2005 11:54 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Finally, some insite on how Europeans view the world.
Yes, in the way they see it, it's spelled "insight."
93. Posted by Marc | October 8, 2005 11:54 AM |
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Posted on October 8, 2005 11:54
94. Posted by DM | October 8, 2005 12:41 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Fortunately for the Medusan Ambassador, the MoveOn gathering he wandered into was engaged in viewing Al Gore's shadow presidency at the time, and any pretense at sanity was long past.
94. Posted by DM | October 8, 2005 12:41 PM |
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Posted on October 8, 2005 12:41
95. Posted by retired military | October 8, 2005 5:55 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary passes out Rose colored glasses so that the moonbats can get a view of what they believe her presidency would be like.
95. Posted by retired military | October 8, 2005 5:55 PM |
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Posted on October 8, 2005 17:55
96. Posted by BumperStickerist | October 8, 2005 8:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Striking Ray-Ban Employees Stage Peaceful Protest
96. Posted by BumperStickerist | October 8, 2005 8:23 PM |
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Posted on October 8, 2005 20:23
97. Posted by D. Carter | October 8, 2005 10:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Howard Dean is stopped dead in his tracks as a young woman utters the words, "Dork, Klatu, Nicto, Mirada".
97. Posted by D. Carter | October 8, 2005 10:57 PM |
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Posted on October 8, 2005 22:57
98. Posted by Roger Fraley | October 8, 2005 11:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jackson Browne flashes a smile amidst the unimpressed Castillans because, as he states later, the glasses made the annular eclipse "just look so righteous, man."
98. Posted by Roger Fraley | October 8, 2005 11:10 PM |
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Posted on October 8, 2005 23:10
99. Posted by spacemonkey | October 8, 2005 11:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proof that jut because everybody does something it's not automatically cool.
99. Posted by spacemonkey | October 8, 2005 11:35 PM |
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Posted on October 8, 2005 23:35
100. Posted by spacemonkey | October 8, 2005 11:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AD&D faithful show off the new and popular +4 Glasses of Geekiness.
100. Posted by spacemonkey | October 8, 2005 11:40 PM |
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Posted on October 8, 2005 23:40
101. Posted by stan25 | October 9, 2005 1:21 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
As thousands of moonbats make their way out of the dark hole that they have been living in, they have to don special dark glasses so they will not be blinded by the bright sunlight.
101. Posted by stan25 | October 9, 2005 1:21 AM |
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Posted on October 9, 2005 01:21
102. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 9, 2005 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, I meant Bud Lite."
102. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 9, 2005 8:01 AM |
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Posted on October 9, 2005 08:01
103. Posted by clay | October 9, 2005 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let's do the time warp again!!!"
103. Posted by clay | October 9, 2005 8:06 AM |
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Posted on October 9, 2005 08:06
104. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 9, 2005 9:49 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Buckeye fans across the country don protective eyewear as Tressel's offense experiences yet another spectacular self-destructive explosion on national TV.
104. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 9, 2005 9:49 AM |
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Posted on October 9, 2005 09:49
105. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 9, 2005 9:52 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Where's the KA-Boom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KA-Boom!"
105. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 9, 2005 9:52 AM |
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Posted on October 9, 2005 09:52
106. Posted by jack rudd | October 9, 2005 3:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dork, Klatu, Nicto, Mirada".
Dork? DORK???
As I recall, it was
"Gort: Klatu, Virada, Nicto."
106. Posted by jack rudd | October 9, 2005 3:11 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2005 15:11
107. Posted by D. Carter | October 9, 2005 3:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Think about it some more, Jack. Gork, dork, Howard Dean, play on words?
107. Posted by D. Carter | October 9, 2005 3:16 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2005 15:16
108. Posted by D. Carter | October 9, 2005 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ok, the phrase IS messed up. But the reason for "Dork" in place of "Gort" was intentional and should be obvious.
AMENDED ENTRY:
Howard Dean is stopped dead in his tracks as a young woman utters the words, "Dork, Klatu Barada Nicto".
108. Posted by D. Carter | October 9, 2005 3:22 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2005 15:22
109. Posted by Guido | October 9, 2005 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The moonbats finally admire a large body of gas other than Michael Moore or Ted Kennedy.
109. Posted by Guido | October 9, 2005 5:46 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2005 17:46
110. Posted by charles austin | October 9, 2005 11:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dung"-colored glasses are de rigeur at DNC rallies these days.
110. Posted by charles austin | October 9, 2005 11:29 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2005 23:29
111. Posted by reitred military | October 10, 2005 12:49 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The party faithful listen intently to Hillary who urges them to GROK (ala Stranger in a Strange Land) Dean, Edwards, Gore (and all other Democratic contenders for 08).
111. Posted by reitred military | October 10, 2005 12:49 AM |
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Posted on October 10, 2005 00:49
112. Posted by Kevin | October 10, 2005 2:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.
112. Posted by Kevin | October 10, 2005 2:16 AM |
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Posted on October 10, 2005 02:16