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It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday evening.
Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.
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Thousands of people don pro... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Hamish | October 7, 2005 7:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thousands of people don protective eyewear at the news of a prospective Britney Spears/Cletus Federline sex tape.
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1. Posted by Hamish | October 7, 2005 7:07 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:07
2. Posted by Henry | October 7, 2005 7:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes for a minimal $5 you TOO can watch Kevin, Jay, and Paul boogy down tonight in AWESOME 3-D!!!
2. Posted by Henry | October 7, 2005 7:11 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:11
3. Posted by Henry | October 7, 2005 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
one of us, one of us, gooble gobble gooble gobble, one of us on of us...
3. Posted by Henry | October 7, 2005 7:13 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:13
4. Posted by Jim | October 7, 2005 7:20 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
In an attempt to recapture their "rightfull" position as a respected news source, CBS distributes special glasses designed to show their 3-D reporting:
Democrats are always right,
Dubious stories are accurate even when false,
Dumb A** reporters are smarter than you.
4. Posted by Jim | October 7, 2005 7:20 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:20
5. Posted by retired military | October 7, 2005 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Kos Kids show up to say goodbye to Hillary, Kerry, Kennedy, Dodd, Ginsberg, and Souter as the aliens, who are trying to prove that they are a compassionate species friendly to earth, take them away.
5. Posted by retired military | October 7, 2005 7:22 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:22
6. Posted by Ian Hamet | October 7, 2005 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jesus's "Second Coming" World Tour (sponsored by Budweiser) was well-attended, but left most audiences feeling underwhelmed. Common reactions included "It was okay, I guess," to "What, he's never heard of Industrial Light and Magic?"
6. Posted by Ian Hamet | October 7, 2005 7:26 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:26
7. Posted by Margo Demers | October 7, 2005 7:30 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Using modern technology, wishful thinking and special rose-colored glasses, hundreds of liberals watch a re-broadcast of the 2000 election results. AlGore wins.
7. Posted by Margo Demers | October 7, 2005 7:30 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:30
8. Posted by JAT0 | October 7, 2005 7:32 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
In harmony, the massive crowd exclaims: “Holy Caped Crusader - Al Gore is bigger in 3-D!”
8. Posted by JAT0 | October 7, 2005 7:32 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:32
9. Posted by JAT0 | October 7, 2005 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A crowd of blind people attend the Nude Helen Thomas Look Alike pageant.
9. Posted by JAT0 | October 7, 2005 7:36 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:36
10. Posted by JimK | October 7, 2005 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Why no, we don't think they affects how we see President Bush. He's still McChimplerMurderer. Why do you ask?"
10. Posted by JimK | October 7, 2005 7:40 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 07:40
11. Posted by Cindermutha | October 7, 2005 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As thousands of liberals trade in their tinfoil hats for glasses out of specially marked boxes of cereal, Kellogg reports an explosion in 4th quarter sales.
11. Posted by Cindermutha | October 7, 2005 8:11 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:11
12. Posted by sentinel | October 7, 2005 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
3-D, 4-D, whatever it takes.
12. Posted by sentinel | October 7, 2005 8:13 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:13
13. Posted by don surber | October 7, 2005 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1,000 Helen Thomas wannabes enter the Witness Protection Program
13. Posted by don surber | October 7, 2005 8:15 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:15
14. Posted by Weegie | October 7, 2005 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guests at the UN Gala for Human Rights joyfully kick off the festivities by watching the first Islamic nuclear explosion over Israel.
14. Posted by Weegie | October 7, 2005 8:35 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:35
15. Posted by Weegie | October 7, 2005 8:44 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
[keep it topical]
The Nobel Peace Prize committee, and the winning team of the IAEA and Mohamed ElBaradei joyfully kick off the prize celebration by watching the first Iranian nuclear exlosion over Israel.
15. Posted by Weegie | October 7, 2005 8:44 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:44
16. Posted by The WASP | October 7, 2005 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Supporters at the relect Ted Kennedy rally use there protective eye wear as Kennedy moons the White House.
16. Posted by The WASP | October 7, 2005 8:46 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:46
17. Posted by The WASP | October 7, 2005 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
even through the latest in technology in beer goggles Monica Lewinsky still looks fat.
17. Posted by The WASP | October 7, 2005 8:48 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:48
18. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 7, 2005 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Attendees at a DNC rally outside the white house were issued special x-ray glasses in hopes of determining exactly where President Bush hid the salami.
18. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 7, 2005 8:51 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:51
19. Posted by Brian | October 7, 2005 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This crowd required sunglasses to shield their eyes from the sheer brilliance of the Miers nomination.
19. Posted by Brian | October 7, 2005 8:54 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:54
20. Posted by bullwinkle | October 7, 2005 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the worlds brightest blog's popularity continues to grow internationally thousands of Europeans don their protective eyewear to experience their first Wizbang.
20. Posted by bullwinkle | October 7, 2005 8:54 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 08:54
21. Posted by taz | October 7, 2005 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Nash (center front) demonstrates new protective eyewear for Phoenix Suns fans at America West Arena, where they will dominate the NBA this season.
21. Posted by taz | October 7, 2005 9:03 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:03
22. Posted by ed | October 7, 2005 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmm.
"Look! It's Bono's ego!"
22. Posted by ed | October 7, 2005 9:06 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:06
23. Posted by Matt | October 7, 2005 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the midterm elections get closer, the DNC begins distributing Peril Sensitive Sunglasses to those who can't bear another crushing defeat.
23. Posted by Matt | October 7, 2005 9:11 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:11
24. Posted by D. Doré | October 7, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After 2 weeks of stunning and tittilating Weekend Caption Contests, the apparent lack of exposed breasts in this weekends competition required the use of "Peril Sensitive Sunglasses" to avoid a riot of the Wizbang faithful.
24. Posted by D. Doré | October 7, 2005 9:13 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:13
25. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | October 7, 2005 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The TomKat group wedding at the L. Ron Hubbard Scientology Center, came to a confusing moment when Cruise turned to his bride and said: "I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango"
Master of Ceremonies John Travolta then proceeded to cry on his knees, attempting to hug Cruise by the knees.
25. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | October 7, 2005 9:16 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:16
26. Posted by retired military | October 7, 2005 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
News reports of massive traffic jams after Paramount studios announced open tryouts for its latest movie.
"The matrix 4 - The return of Neo"
26. Posted by retired military | October 7, 2005 9:17 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:17
27. Posted by sanity | October 7, 2005 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the Prosector shows enlarged, detailed photos of Michael Jackson's Penis the Jury dons sunglasses so as not to be blinded by the stark whiteness....
27. Posted by sanity | October 7, 2005 9:30 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:30
28. Posted by Larry Bernard | October 7, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Even with 3-d glasses The "Contract with america" proposed by Howard Dean doesn't look real
28. Posted by Larry Bernard | October 7, 2005 9:34 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:34
29. Posted by Just Jphn | October 7, 2005 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Protective eyewear is required as the GOP flames out like a supernova.
29. Posted by Just Jphn | October 7, 2005 9:36 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:36
30. Posted by lawhawk | October 7, 2005 9:38 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Al Gore's audience finally sees global warming in action as Gore spontaneously combusts and the crowd has a Maxell moment.
30. Posted by lawhawk | October 7, 2005 9:38 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:38
31. Posted by billburz | October 7, 2005 9:42 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Proof Positive: Bush's global warming policy causes the Sun to get brighter therebye enriching his families stake in Eyeglassware Inc. Impeach Bush!
31. Posted by billburz | October 7, 2005 9:42 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:42
32. Posted by TShavel | October 7, 2005 9:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
At a recent appearence speaking with environmental science students, Al Gore suggests that global warming can be "seen", with the aid of specialized eyewear.
32. Posted by TShavel | October 7, 2005 9:43 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:43
33. Posted by Faith+1 | October 7, 2005 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night"
Irrelevent Sidenote: For years I thought this song used to say "wrapped up like a deush" instead of "revved up like a deuce"...
Come to think of it "wrapped up like a deush" would be a funnier lyric as a caption for this photo...
33. Posted by Faith+1 | October 7, 2005 9:48 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:48
34. Posted by CollegePundit | October 7, 2005 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Onlookers don government-issue glasses to shield their eyes from the horros of a Cindy Sheehan and the Tragicial Hysteria Tour's nude protest.
34. Posted by CollegePundit | October 7, 2005 9:50 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:50
35. Posted by Faith+1 | October 7, 2005 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Debut of the new Tin Foil Hat accessory...
35. Posted by Faith+1 | October 7, 2005 9:50 AM |
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36. Posted by MoonMonkey | October 7, 2005 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...And as promised,on the third day the boulder was removed from the mouth of the cave. The thousands who assembled,gazed with stunned disbelief...for there,rising high into the sky, was the new and long-awaited Barbra Streisand CD!
36. Posted by MoonMonkey | October 7, 2005 9:54 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:54
37. Posted by Hoodlumman | October 7, 2005 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hundreds of patrons quickly don their issued shades as Howard Dean finally achieves enough rage to yield nuclear fission.
37. Posted by Hoodlumman | October 7, 2005 9:59 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 09:59
38. Posted by Scott | October 7, 2005 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And we thought the moonbats were bad...
38. Posted by Scott | October 7, 2005 10:09 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:09
39. Posted by John Thorpe | October 7, 2005 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wait a minute -- so Carville was an alien?
39. Posted by John Thorpe | October 7, 2005 10:09 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:09
40. Posted by rick13 | October 7, 2005 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Surrendering in 3-D doesn't make the French look any cooler!
40. Posted by rick13 | October 7, 2005 10:10 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2005 10:10