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Apple Introduces New Video iPorn

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Apple's video-enabled iPod models, announced Wednesday, promise to be a gold mine for pornographers. While Apple announced a deal to sell episodes of popular series from ABC for $1.99 a piece, the video iPod's represent a potential windfall for the adult film makers, adult film stars, and webcam girls, who already have large libraries of material to re-purpose onto the new medium.

While the video iPod may be a dream device for podcasters, if the history of the Internet is any guide, it's pornographers who will be the first to really exploit the commercial possibilities of the new device.


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Comments (12)

And this is an area where t... (Below threshold)
jmaster:

And this is an area where the one-handed operation the “Click Wheel” enables is going to be a great marketing feature.

In the words of Richard Jen... (Below threshold)

In the words of Richard Jeni, "It's not porn it's love stories with all those pesky words taken out."

Let's add the fact that the... (Below threshold)
Dave:

Let's add the fact that the porn industry seems to lead the way when you have competing technologies. As examples:

BETA vs. VHS
DIVXX vs. DVD

If someone comes up with a competing technology, see where the porn industry goes and buy that stock.

Kevin hit the nail on the h... (Below threshold)
epador:

Kevin hit the nail on the head with this one!

With that little bitty scre... (Below threshold)
B Moe:

With that little bitty screen, you won't even be able to do it until you need glasses.

I'm glad I'm not the only o... (Below threshold)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking this! And I agree with Dave, buy stock in the formats the porn industry chooses - just like I pointed out in my blog ( sextoysreviews.blogspot.com/2005/05/which-hi-def-dvd-format-will-you-get.html )

S

If you build it, they will ... (Below threshold)

If you build it, they will porn

The APPLE has rotten core i... (Below threshold)
spurwing plover:

The APPLE has rotten core its got the worms of LARRY FLINT and HUGH HEFNER in the core

I don't know why this new i... (Below threshold)

I don't know why this new iPod is such a big deal. We've been able to whack off to our heart's content with iRivers for ages. Get with the times, people.

A dream come true. 1000 cum... (Below threshold)

A dream come true. 1000 cumshots in my pocket. What more can I ask for from apple?

iPorn: where do you want to... (Below threshold)

iPorn: where do you want to come today?

video iPod = the iPod exten... (Below threshold)
CC_machine:

video iPod = the iPod extended beyond it's useful funtion, the tiny little screen isn't OK for video viewing, much less pr0n... and the other players came out a looooong time before, why should we buy this crud? i bet it doesnt support the great video format wmv...




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