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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: October 21, 2005 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Louisiana Lt. Gov. Mitchell Landrieu, left, talks with Jazz great and New Orleans native Wynton Marsalis, right, before testifying with Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco, in background via video teleconferencing, at the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee joint hearing on rebuilding Louisiana, Tuesday, Oct. 18, 2005 in Washington. (AP Photo/Kevin Wolf)


Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

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Guy on Right: "Man, look at... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Faith+1 | October 21, 2005 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Guy on Right: "Man, look at her. She looks rode hard and put up wet."

Guy on left:"Yeah, but I'd still hit it."

Guy on right: "Oh snap! That's just wrong. You really ARE desperate these days aren't you?"

Guy on left: "You have no idea."

1. Posted by Faith+1 | October 21, 2005 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 07:43

Two guys: "Yo, mama, yo, ma... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Maggie | October 21, 2005 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Two guys: "Yo, mama, yo, mama, show meez da money!"

2. Posted by Maggie | October 21, 2005 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 07:47

The ghost of Blanco appears... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 21, 2005 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

The ghost of Blanco appears In the New Orleans Playhouse's updated version of Macbeth.

3. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 21, 2005 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 07:52

The new I Spy duo re... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 21, 2005 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

The new I Spy duo revel in the knowledge that Rove did not out them.

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 21, 2005 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 07:55

Mitch: Has anyone seen Blan... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Cracker Barrel Philosopher | October 21, 2005 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cracker Barrel Philosopher:

Mitch: Has anyone seen Blanco and Hillary in the same place at the same time?

Wynton: Tee hee. Man, you're bad!

5. Posted by Cracker Barrel Philosopher | October 21, 2005 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 08:11

Heh, I told you the Ex-Lax ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Matt | October 21, 2005 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Heh, I told you the Ex-Lax cookies would work!

6. Posted by Matt | October 21, 2005 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 08:33

bill clintons worst nightma... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by billburz | October 21, 2005 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

bill clintons worst nightmare!

7. Posted by billburz | October 21, 2005 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 08:38

It's CYA time, the camera's... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by NtvAmrcn | October 21, 2005 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NtvAmrcn:

It's CYA time, the camera's are rolling.

8. Posted by NtvAmrcn | October 21, 2005 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 08:40

"Big Sister" just didn't ha... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by The Brain | October 21, 2005 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Brain:

"Big Sister" just didn't have the effect on the proles that the party wanted, but due to gender neutral newspeak, no one could recomend bringing Big Brother back without looking like a tool.

or

Dude, did she say we get Zords?

9. Posted by The Brain | October 21, 2005 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 08:40

Pay no attention to that wo... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by heymike | October 21, 2005 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

Pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain....

10. Posted by heymike | October 21, 2005 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 08:52

Winston Smith meets Wynton ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by BlogDog | October 21, 2005 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Winston Smith meets Wynton Marsalis under the loving gaze of Big Sister.

11. Posted by BlogDog | October 21, 2005 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 08:55

Dude, Best. Perp-Walk. EVER... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Cybrludite | October 21, 2005 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cybrludite:

Dude, Best. Perp-Walk. EVER!

12. Posted by Cybrludite | October 21, 2005 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 09:03

One, two, three, four we de... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Hoodlumman | October 21, 2005 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoodlumman:

One, two, three, four we declare a thumb war!

13. Posted by Hoodlumman | October 21, 2005 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 09:12

Landrieu: Man, she's on he... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Scott | October 21, 2005 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

Landrieu: Man, she's on her way out. How about if you serve as my new Lt. Gov.?

14. Posted by Scott | October 21, 2005 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 09:20

Mitch: Hey Wynton, did you ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Dwight P | October 21, 2005 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dwight P:

Mitch: Hey Wynton, did you hear why Blanco couldn't be here in person?

Wynton: No, why?

Mitch: She said she couldn't find the bus!

Blanco thought bubble: I wonder if they know I can hear them.

15. Posted by Dwight P | October 21, 2005 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 09:29

I gotta go with the obvious... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by JimK | October 21, 2005 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

I gotta go with the obvious:

"We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology. Where each worker may bloom secure from the pests of contradictory and confusing truths."

16. Posted by JimK | October 21, 2005 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 09:32

lets think real hard, how c... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by billburz | October 21, 2005 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

lets think real hard, how can we ruin bill clinton's life. i know, THE NEVER ENDING HILLARY!

17. Posted by billburz | October 21, 2005 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 09:43

Landrieu: Looks like the Gu... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by dooley | October 21, 2005 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dooley:

Landrieu: Looks like the Guv's testimony is being presented in DHTV... dumb-hag television.

18. Posted by dooley | October 21, 2005 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 09:46

Who's a negro gotta drown t... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by sentinel | October 21, 2005 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

Who's a negro gotta drown to get a rum and coke around here?

Am I right?

19. Posted by sentinel | October 21, 2005 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 09:49

The wife of the late Dr. Ev... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Norman | October 21, 2005 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norman:

The wife of the late Dr. Evil looks on as her request for "millions" of dollars is met with hearty laughter by U.S. congressmen, as they dismiss her threat of using her hurrican machine again.

20. Posted by Norman | October 21, 2005 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 09:50

“Okay Landrieu, take the sl... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 21, 2005 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

“Okay Landrieu, take the slide down, you've made your point. I agree; there's no way anyone would intentionally breach her aging levee.”

21. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 21, 2005 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 09:52

“…and then I said, ‘I’ll go... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Tom | October 21, 2005 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom:

“…and then I said, ‘I’ll go meet with those stuffy dignitaries, you stay in Baton Rouge and hold down the fort’ and, as you can see, she went for it. Here, take my room key and go up and get some ‘Katrina Relief’ for yourself.”

22. Posted by Tom | October 21, 2005 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 10:00

"Surely the great and power... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by AKA | October 21, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AKA:

"Surely the great and powerful Oz will give you a brain."
"Oh yes, and you a heart as well."
"Pay no attention to the man...err woman behind the curtain."

23. Posted by AKA | October 21, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 10:51

Big Sister is watching you,... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by SJBill | October 21, 2005 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SJBill:

Big Sister is watching you, and she's about to get pissed!

24. Posted by SJBill | October 21, 2005 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 10:52

Landrieu: Where's Whiplash ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by lawhawk | October 21, 2005 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

Landrieu: Where's Whiplash Nagin when we need him least?
Marsalis: Dallas, Texas of course. That's why I'm smiling but what's Blanco's problem...
Blanco: I wish I was in Dallas too. When everyone realizes that I can't do this job...

25. Posted by lawhawk | October 21, 2005 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 11:16

"Hey Wynton. your pretty go... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by fred lawson | October 21, 2005 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

"Hey Wynton. your pretty good at blowing hot air, have you ever thought about getting into politics?"
"No way Mitch, I'm into Gumbo not Dumbo."

26. Posted by fred lawson | October 21, 2005 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 11:21

"Hey Wynton. your pretty go... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by fred lawson | October 21, 2005 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

"Hey Wynton. your pretty good at blowing hot air, have you ever thought about getting into politics?"
"No way Mitch, I'm into Gumbo not Dumbo."

27. Posted by fred lawson | October 21, 2005 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 11:27

"And in other news today, L... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by DaveD | October 21, 2005 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

"And in other news today, Lieutenant Governor Landrieu thanked Winton Marsalis for his committee's first television ad for the 'It's Even Better Now In New Orleans' media campaign."

28. Posted by DaveD | October 21, 2005 11:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 11:44

New to ABC's TGIF line-up:<... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by IreneFingIrene | October 21, 2005 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IreneFingIrene:

New to ABC's TGIF line-up:

Yet another hilarious "Perfect Strangers" spinoff from the makers of Miami Vice and Knight Ridder... An action-comedy starring Urkel (Jaleel White) from Family Matters and Larry Appleton (Mark Linn-Baker) from Perfect Strangers fighting crime in a post-apocalyptic NOLA after Katrina.

Linn-Baker is given a fresh chance in life when he is granted parole from Pelican Bay and partnered up with White. Can he control his steroid rages and convince White that his Aryan Brotherhood past was just a survival technique in a harsh prison?

The two are guided by the wise words and experience of the Blanco 2005 crime-fighting machine who appears as a holograph whenever their hilarious hijinks get out of control.

29. Posted by IreneFingIrene | October 21, 2005 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 11:47

Damn, you jazz dudes got so... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by jmaster | October 21, 2005 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

Damn, you jazz dudes got some killer weed!

30. Posted by jmaster | October 21, 2005 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 11:51

"Three to two odds that Bla... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Hoodlumman | October 21, 2005 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoodlumman:

"Three to two odds that Blanco isn't re-elected? Give me a Benjamin on that action - it's practically free money!"

31. Posted by Hoodlumman | October 21, 2005 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 12:16

Mitch and Wynton share a pr... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Doug | October 21, 2005 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

Mitch and Wynton share a private laugh while secretly exchanging $10, paying off their private bet .They had devised a complicated scheme to test what would happen if any Woman were to get into office that looked as bad as Hillary.Wynton was sure genetics would take her to great heights ,while Mitch new better.

32. Posted by Doug | October 21, 2005 12:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 12:26

Winton: We're sticking it t... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by bullwinkle | October 21, 2005 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Winton: We're sticking it to whitey now!
Mitch: Yeah!...Hey, wait a minute...

33. Posted by bullwinkle | October 21, 2005 12:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 12:40

When God reveals Herself to... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by McCain | October 21, 2005 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

When God reveals Herself to be a woman, men pay no attention.

34. Posted by McCain | October 21, 2005 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 12:54

Love is in the air as famed... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Big E | October 21, 2005 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big E:

Love is in the air as famed musician Wynton Marsalis and LA Lt. Governor Mitch Landreiu prepare to clasp hands as part of a gay marriage ceremony presided over by the Wicked Witch of the Gulf Coast. After several drunken, failed attempts to read the script prepared by aids for the ceremony she loudly cursed FEMA and vanished into thin air.

35. Posted by Big E | October 21, 2005 1:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 13:02

Man, is it my immagination ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Scott | October 21, 2005 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

Man, is it my immagination or is that the worst photochop of that DeLay mugshot ever?

36. Posted by Scott | October 21, 2005 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 13:13

"Hey Wynton I'm sorry about... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by fred lawson | October 21, 2005 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

"Hey Wynton I'm sorry about the slow response for hurricane victims in New Orleans."
" That's OK Mitch, I'm sorry I'm not going to vote for you next time."

37. Posted by fred lawson | October 21, 2005 1:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 13:19

"Lets see Hillary Clinton, ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by retired military | October 21, 2005 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"Lets see Hillary Clinton, Gov Blanco, or Cindy Sheehan. Man they look so much alike!!"

38. Posted by retired military | October 21, 2005 1:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 13:31

I call this one "Cajun Dumb... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Eric | October 21, 2005 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

I call this one "Cajun Dumbo"!

39. Posted by Eric | October 21, 2005 1:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 13:36

Introducing the new Three S... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Eric | October 21, 2005 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Introducing the new Three Stooges; Jazzy, Curly, and Doh!

40. Posted by Eric | October 21, 2005 1:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 13:39

Mayor Ray Nagin laughs from... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Eric | October 21, 2005 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Mayor Ray Nagin laughs from his Dallas, TX poolside retreat while watching the Congressional Hearings into Katrina on C-SPAN, knowing full well that whitey can't tell one black man from another.

41. Posted by Eric | October 21, 2005 1:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 13:45

"I myself was so obnoxious,... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by rick13 | October 21, 2005 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick13:

"I myself was so obnoxious, the seniors used to beat me up once a week!"

42. Posted by rick13 | October 21, 2005 2:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 14:10

M: Hee hee, switching neck... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith | October 21, 2005 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith:

M: Hee hee, switching neckties was a fabulous idea!!!

W: Oh behave! Let's switch shirts now...

43. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith | October 21, 2005 2:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 14:23

As they gazed into each oth... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 21, 2005 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

As they gazed into each others eyes, the song Feelings suddenly came through on the Muzak, and they knew their trip to San Francisco was inevitable.

44. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 21, 2005 2:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 14:27

With the next slide they tu... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 21, 2005 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

With the next slide they turned toward each other and started: "She bang, She bang . . .

45. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 21, 2005 2:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 14:29

Ebony and Ivory live togeth... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Aaron's cc: | October 21, 2005 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side in a hotel room... the K-Y's on me.

46. Posted by Aaron's cc: | October 21, 2005 2:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 14:35

Bennetton presents its new ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by relfaux | October 21, 2005 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
relfaux:

Bennetton presents its new ad for menswear.

47. Posted by relfaux | October 21, 2005 3:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 15:26

"Hey, man, I'm really into ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by D. Carter | October 21, 2005 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

"Hey, man, I'm really into jazz and I LOVE your stuff. So, tell me, why do they call you 'Satchmo'?"

48. Posted by D. Carter | October 21, 2005 3:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 15:38

"Borderline eleven."<... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 21, 2005 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Borderline eleven."

49. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 21, 2005 3:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 15:57

...as the men turned to off... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by moseby | October 21, 2005 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
moseby:

...as the men turned to offer, "Peace be with you" blessings to each other, a beast with ten horns and seven heads appeared behind them ...

Revelations 13.1


50. Posted by moseby | October 21, 2005 4:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 16:24

Man, that's some good sh!t ... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by ct hendricks | October 21, 2005 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ct hendricks:

Man, that's some good sh!t Wynton! Even Blanco's looking hot.

51. Posted by ct hendricks | October 21, 2005 4:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 16:55

At first, Mitch and Wynton ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Rockindoug | October 21, 2005 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rockindoug:

At first, Mitch and Wynton were horrified that the governor had walked into the stall where they had set up their Pottycam. However, the effect of the burritos she had for lunch soon had them bursting out laughing.

52. Posted by Rockindoug | October 21, 2005 5:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 17:36

The winners of the DNC all ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by AkBigBoy | October 21, 2005 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AkBigBoy:

The winners of the DNC all stars look-alike contest for the categories of James Carville, Kwasie Mfume, and Hillary Clinton congratulate each other at the awards ceremony.

53. Posted by AkBigBoy | October 21, 2005 5:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 17:53

"Hey Wynton, can you do a j... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by smitty | October 21, 2005 6:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitty:

"Hey Wynton, can you do a jazz version of "Bad Moon Rising"?

54. Posted by smitty | October 21, 2005 6:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 18:19

Landrieu: Sure, I'm... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by sortapundit | October 21, 2005 7:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sortapundit:

Landrieu: Sure, I'm down with the Black scene, homes. Gimme a gang handshake. What is it? 'Clinch, shake, release, low five'. No, no, wait - clinch, release, touch fists - I can do this!

55. Posted by sortapundit | October 21, 2005 7:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 19:26

Landrieu: Wynton I k... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by sammy small | October 21, 2005 8:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sammy small:

Landrieu: Wynton I know you lost your house, your car, and everything you own, and the jazz clubs are closed down indefinitely, but I've got some good news...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

56. Posted by sammy small | October 21, 2005 8:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 20:34

Mitch: "...and then, get th... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by OC Chuck | October 21, 2005 9:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

Mitch: "...and then, get this, I told her there was NO SANTA CLAUS!"

Wynton: "So that's when she started bawling her eyes out?"

Mitch: "Yeah, it was classic!"

57. Posted by OC Chuck | October 21, 2005 9:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 21:57

Hey Wynton, What did you do... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by stan25 | October 21, 2005 10:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

Hey Wynton, What did you do with that weather machine that you had in your garage?

What weather machine, Mitch

Why that one that Karl Rove had.

58. Posted by stan25 | October 21, 2005 10:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 22:07

M: "Got the last ugly woma... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Taz | October 21, 2005 11:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taz:

M: "Got the last ugly woman out of NOLA"
W: "Fo' shizzle!"

59. Posted by Taz | October 21, 2005 11:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 21, 2005 23:31

Penny Marshall introduces t... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Windhamite | October 22, 2005 12:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Windhamite:

Penny Marshall introduces the new Lenny and Squiggy in the upcoming "Laverne and Shirley" movie.

60. Posted by Windhamite | October 22, 2005 12:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 22, 2005 00:26

You are calling it a bridge... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by McCain | October 22, 2005 3:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

You are calling it a bridge to vaporware?

61. Posted by McCain | October 22, 2005 3:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 22, 2005 03:03

Little did that they know t... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Gina Quartermaine | October 22, 2005 4:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gina Quartermaine:

Little did that they know the walls have wives.

62. Posted by Gina Quartermaine | October 22, 2005 4:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 22, 2005 04:47

{Monotone audio from video ... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by jimshitz | October 22, 2005 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jimshitz:

{Monotone audio from video feed in background}:

"Hold on, wait a minute, keep your pants on. Now ok...when I say "three", you will each touch fingers to the person next to you, smile and pretend they they either a bong or a baritone sax, your choice. But as I said, keep your pants on!"

63. Posted by jimshitz | October 22, 2005 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 22, 2005 09:57

Landrieu: "Wynton, is that ... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by JAT0 | October 22, 2005 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Landrieu: "Wynton, is that your wife?"

Marsalis: "Shit no, I thought that was yours! I just can't imagine you with a butt-ugly *itch like that man!"

64. Posted by JAT0 | October 22, 2005 11:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 22, 2005 11:24

"We can't let her rain on o... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Hodink | October 22, 2005 7:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"We can't let her rain on our parade."

"Yeah, honey, and after we bury her, the second-liners will celebrate her memory."

65. Posted by Hodink | October 22, 2005 7:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 22, 2005 19:58

Did ya here that Donna Shal... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Chef Sara | October 23, 2005 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chef Sara:

Did ya here that Donna Shalala and Hillary have been lovers for years, shows ya how a woman ages without a man around.

66. Posted by Chef Sara | October 23, 2005 3:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 23, 2005 15:31

"She looks ridden hard and ... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Rachel Edith | October 23, 2005 10:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

"She looks ridden hard and put away wet just like the 20,000 Katrina folks stranded at the Convention Center."

67. Posted by Rachel Edith | October 23, 2005 10:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 23, 2005 22:37

With the video of Kathleen ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by stan25 | October 24, 2005 12:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

With the video of Kathleen Blanco booming in the background, Mitch Landrieu and Wynton Marsalis exchange recipes on adding pot to brownies and turkey and chicken dressing

68. Posted by stan25 | October 24, 2005 12:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 24, 2005 00:11

Update: <a... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Kevin | October 24, 2005 12:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

69. Posted by Kevin | October 24, 2005 12:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 24, 2005 00:41




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