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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: October 28, 2005 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Chicago White Sox manger Ozzie Guillen, left, gets a kiss from a well-wisher after the White Sox defeated the Houston Astros 1-0 in Game 4 to win the World Series for the first time since 1917, Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2005, in Houston. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson)


Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Update: Winners have been announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

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Comments (95)

Stop it, I thought you were... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by JAT0 | October 28, 2005 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Stop it, I thought you were going to just say "we're going to Disney World!"

1. Posted by JAT0 | October 28, 2005 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 07:21

Boldly going where no man h... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Dale | October 28, 2005 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dale:

Boldly going where no man has gone before, Sulu shows his excitement for winning the World Series.

2. Posted by Dale | October 28, 2005 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 07:22

It's good to be the Queen. ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 28, 2005 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

It's good to be the Queen.

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 28, 2005 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 07:41

In all the excitement, and ... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 28, 2005 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

In all the excitement, and with Katie off to fetch him a footlong, Tom Cruise goes momentarily off script.

4. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 28, 2005 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 07:48

In all the excitement, and ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 28, 2005 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

In all the excitement, and with Katie off to fetch him a footlong, Tom Cruise goes momentarily off script.

5. Posted by FreakyBoy | October 28, 2005 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 07:48

Fredo, I know it was you w... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by billburz | October 28, 2005 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

Fredo, I know it was you who betrayed me!

6. Posted by billburz | October 28, 2005 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 07:49

YOU'RE OUT!!!!!!... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by DaveD | October 28, 2005 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

YOU'RE OUT!!!!!!

7. Posted by DaveD | October 28, 2005 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 08:01

It seems that ratings were ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Dave G | October 28, 2005 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave G:

It seems that ratings were not the only thing that went down in this years World Series!

8. Posted by Dave G | October 28, 2005 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 08:02

Chicago's American League f... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by B Moe | October 28, 2005 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
B Moe:

Chicago's American League franchise has announced it will change it's name to the "Bobby Sox" next year.

9. Posted by B Moe | October 28, 2005 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 08:15

Foul Ball!... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Rddney Dill | October 28, 2005 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rddney Dill:

Foul Ball!

10. Posted by Rddney Dill | October 28, 2005 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 08:17

There's no kissing i... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by ICallMasICM | October 28, 2005 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ICallMasICM:

There's no kissing in baseball!

11. Posted by ICallMasICM | October 28, 2005 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 08:17

So THAT's why they call him... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Faith+1 | October 28, 2005 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

So THAT's why they call him the "bat boy"!

12. Posted by Faith+1 | October 28, 2005 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 08:18

There are men I have known ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by NtvAmrcn | October 28, 2005 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NtvAmrcn:

There are men I have known in my life who I dearly love. But I don't think I would display my love in that fashion. Even though it be innocent, it causes a repulsive reaction initially. At least it does for me.

13. Posted by NtvAmrcn | October 28, 2005 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 08:35

I'm sooooo glad you aren't ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Tim | October 28, 2005 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim:

I'm sooooo glad you aren't leaving me for that hunka hunka burning love from Star Trek.

14. Posted by Tim | October 28, 2005 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 08:48

Dammit! This ain't San Fra... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Bob | October 28, 2005 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob:

Dammit! This ain't San Francisco! This is Chicago!

15. Posted by Bob | October 28, 2005 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 08:51

...dude, lemme bum some dip... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by mark m | October 28, 2005 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mark m:

...dude, lemme bum some dip from you.....

16. Posted by mark m | October 28, 2005 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 08:52

Hmmmm . . . so that's why s... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 28, 2005 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Hmmmm . . . so that's why some players wear their caps backwards.

(whointhehell is Rddney Dill?)

17. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 28, 2005 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 08:53

When I told you I would giv... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Todd | October 28, 2005 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Todd:

When I told you I would give you my Louisville Slugger if we won, I meant my warm up bat...

18. Posted by Todd | October 28, 2005 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 09:00

It's OK, nobody watches the... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by rick13 | October 28, 2005 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick13:

It's OK, nobody watches the World Series anymore!

19. Posted by rick13 | October 28, 2005 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 09:01

Adding insult to injury, th... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Taz | October 28, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taz:

Adding insult to injury, the White Sox diversification of "Gay Asian Men" shamed the Astros, who have "no black players".

20. Posted by Taz | October 28, 2005 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 09:04

Strike three & you're out..... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Taz | October 28, 2005 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taz:

Strike three & you're out....of the closet!

21. Posted by Taz | October 28, 2005 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 09:06

And in other news, the Whit... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Insomniac | October 28, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Insomniac:

And in other news, the White Sox celebrate the announcement it was moving the team to Massachusetts. Rumors of changing the name to the "Pink Sox" are yet unconfirmed.

22. Posted by Insomniac | October 28, 2005 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 09:13

" Rock my sox! "... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by fred lawson | October 28, 2005 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

" Rock my sox! "

23. Posted by fred lawson | October 28, 2005 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 09:14

Wait. I live in Houston. Da... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Karl Rove | October 28, 2005 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl Rove:

Wait. I live in Houston. Damn it, how is it that George Takei got tickets to Game Four and I didn't?

24. Posted by Karl Rove | October 28, 2005 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 09:16

That's Ozzie's 14 year old ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by buzz kill | October 28, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
buzz kill:

That's Ozzie's 14 year old son.

25. Posted by buzz kill | October 28, 2005 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 09:21

Ubersoxual?... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by capitano | October 28, 2005 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

Ubersoxual?

26. Posted by capitano | October 28, 2005 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 09:38

Guillen always forgot the p... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Hoodlumman | October 28, 2005 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoodlumman:

Guillen always forgot the part of baseball kissing ediquette where you turn your hat backwards to prevent forehead impalement and whiplash.

27. Posted by Hoodlumman | October 28, 2005 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 09:44

GET A DUGOUT!... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by fred lawson | October 28, 2005 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

GET A DUGOUT!

28. Posted by fred lawson | October 28, 2005 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 09:49

Facing Paul Konerko's free ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by the Pirate | October 28, 2005 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the Pirate:

Facing Paul Konerko's free agency, Ozzie Guillen attempts to increase revenues by attracting the Chicago Sky's fan base.

29. Posted by the Pirate | October 28, 2005 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 09:53

Spit ball or slider? You ma... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by fred lawson | October 28, 2005 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

Spit ball or slider? You make the call.

30. Posted by fred lawson | October 28, 2005 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 09:56

NAMBLA celebrates a histori... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Faith+1 | October 28, 2005 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

NAMBLA celebrates a historic day in Chicago...

31. Posted by Faith+1 | October 28, 2005 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 10:07

By the way, Honey, how's th... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by AR | October 28, 2005 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AR:

By the way, Honey, how's the game going?

32. Posted by AR | October 28, 2005 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 10:24

Ready to get past first bas... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by AR | October 28, 2005 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AR:

Ready to get past first base?

33. Posted by AR | October 28, 2005 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 10:25

In all the excitement Ferna... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by TheRealSwede | October 28, 2005 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TheRealSwede:

In all the excitement Fernando, momentarilly forgetting where he was, mistook Pepe's shout about "making it to second base" as a long awaited invitation.

34. Posted by TheRealSwede | October 28, 2005 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 10:27

that's right it is Ozzies s... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by heymike | October 28, 2005 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

that's right it is Ozzies son-sorry--its not funny--you still have time to put up another pic however-

35. Posted by heymike | October 28, 2005 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 10:50

Janet Jackson and her expos... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by OregonMuse | October 28, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Janet Jackson and her exposed boob really raised the bar as to how to grab ratings headlines.

36. Posted by OregonMuse | October 28, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 10:51

When I open my eyes, please... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by OregonMuse | October 28, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

When I open my eyes, please, oh please tell me that I'm on 'Scare Tactics.'

37. Posted by OregonMuse | October 28, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 10:51

How they straighten those "... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by bullwinkle | October 28, 2005 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

How they straighten those "sox" out in Chicago.

38. Posted by bullwinkle | October 28, 2005 10:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 10:53

"Don't disparage gay marria... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Ingress | October 28, 2005 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ingress:

"Don't disparage gay marriage."

39. Posted by Ingress | October 28, 2005 10:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 10:58

Did we just do what I think... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by C.H. Truth | October 28, 2005 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
C.H. Truth:

Did we just do what I think we did on national television???

40. Posted by C.H. Truth | October 28, 2005 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 11:01

This signal from the Coach ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Doug | October 28, 2005 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

This signal from the Coach was certainly not missed. [Not that there is anything wrong with that]

41. Posted by Doug | October 28, 2005 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2005 11:01

Any chance that proposition... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by yetanotherjohn | October 28, 2005 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Any chance that proposition 2, the proposition amending the Texas constitution so that marriage could only be defined as between man and woman, would fail ended with the White Sox victory. Texas fans were dismayed to watch a White Sox player and the team manager announce and then consumate their marriage on the field during a post celebration of the White Sox win. Many Astro players complained about the two kissing in the dugout during the game, turning the Astro players stomachs and their bats cold. No word yet on whether Obama would be the best man or the maid of honor.

42. Posted by yetanotherjohn | October 28, 2005 11:02 AM |