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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Chicago White Sox manger Ozzie Guillen, left, gets a kiss from a well-wisher after the White Sox defeated the Houston Astros 1-0 in Game 4 to win the World Series for the first time since 1917, Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2005, in Houston. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson)


Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Update: Winners have been announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.


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Stop it, I thought you were... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Stop it, I thought you were going to just say "we're going to Disney World!"

Boldly going where no man h... (Below threshold)
Dale:

Boldly going where no man has gone before, Sulu shows his excitement for winning the World Series.

It's good to be the Queen. ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

It's good to be the Queen.

In all the excitement, and ... (Below threshold)
FreakyBoy:

In all the excitement, and with Katie off to fetch him a footlong, Tom Cruise goes momentarily off script.

In all the excitement, and ... (Below threshold)
FreakyBoy:

In all the excitement, and with Katie off to fetch him a footlong, Tom Cruise goes momentarily off script.

Fredo, I know it was you w... (Below threshold)
billburz:

Fredo, I know it was you who betrayed me!

YOU'RE OUT!!!!!!... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

YOU'RE OUT!!!!!!

It seems that ratings were ... (Below threshold)
Dave G:

It seems that ratings were not the only thing that went down in this years World Series!

Chicago's American League f... (Below threshold)
B Moe:

Chicago's American League franchise has announced it will change it's name to the "Bobby Sox" next year.

Foul Ball!... (Below threshold)
Rddney Dill:

Foul Ball!

There's no kissing i... (Below threshold)
ICallMasICM:

There's no kissing in baseball!

So THAT's why they call him... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

So THAT's why they call him the "bat boy"!

There are men I have known ... (Below threshold)
NtvAmrcn:

There are men I have known in my life who I dearly love. But I don't think I would display my love in that fashion. Even though it be innocent, it causes a repulsive reaction initially. At least it does for me.

I'm sooooo glad you aren't ... (Below threshold)
Tim:

I'm sooooo glad you aren't leaving me for that hunka hunka burning love from Star Trek.

Dammit! This ain't San Fra... (Below threshold)
Bob:

Dammit! This ain't San Francisco! This is Chicago!

...dude, lemme bum some dip... (Below threshold)
mark m:

...dude, lemme bum some dip from you.....

Hmmmm . . . so that's why s... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Hmmmm . . . so that's why some players wear their caps backwards.

(whointhehell is Rddney Dill?)

When I told you I would giv... (Below threshold)
Todd:

When I told you I would give you my Louisville Slugger if we won, I meant my warm up bat...

It's OK, nobody watches the... (Below threshold)
rick13:

It's OK, nobody watches the World Series anymore!

Adding insult to injury, th... (Below threshold)
Taz:

Adding insult to injury, the White Sox diversification of "Gay Asian Men" shamed the Astros, who have "no black players".

Strike three & you're out..... (Below threshold)
Taz:

Strike three & you're out....of the closet!

And in other news, the Whit... (Below threshold)
Insomniac:

And in other news, the White Sox celebrate the announcement it was moving the team to Massachusetts. Rumors of changing the name to the "Pink Sox" are yet unconfirmed.

" Rock my sox! "... (Below threshold)

" Rock my sox! "

Wait. I live in Houston. Da... (Below threshold)

Wait. I live in Houston. Damn it, how is it that George Takei got tickets to Game Four and I didn't?

That's Ozzie's 14 year old ... (Below threshold)
buzz kill:

That's Ozzie's 14 year old son.

Ubersoxual?... (Below threshold)
capitano:

Ubersoxual?

Guillen always forgot the p... (Below threshold)

Guillen always forgot the part of baseball kissing ediquette where you turn your hat backwards to prevent forehead impalement and whiplash.

GET A DUGOUT!... (Below threshold)

GET A DUGOUT!

Facing Paul Konerko's free ... (Below threshold)

Facing Paul Konerko's free agency, Ozzie Guillen attempts to increase revenues by attracting the Chicago Sky's fan base.

Spit ball or slider? You ma... (Below threshold)

Spit ball or slider? You make the call.

NAMBLA celebrates a histori... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

NAMBLA celebrates a historic day in Chicago...

By the way, Honey, how's th... (Below threshold)
AR:

By the way, Honey, how's the game going?

Ready to get past first bas... (Below threshold)
AR:

Ready to get past first base?

In all the excitement Ferna... (Below threshold)
TheRealSwede:

In all the excitement Fernando, momentarilly forgetting where he was, mistook Pepe's shout about "making it to second base" as a long awaited invitation.

that's right it is Ozzies s... (Below threshold)
heymike:

that's right it is Ozzies son-sorry--its not funny--you still have time to put up another pic however-

Janet Jackson and her expos... (Below threshold)

Janet Jackson and her exposed boob really raised the bar as to how to grab ratings headlines.

When I open my eyes, please... (Below threshold)

When I open my eyes, please, oh please tell me that I'm on 'Scare Tactics.'

How they straighten those "... (Below threshold)

How they straighten those "sox" out in Chicago.

"Don't disparage gay marria... (Below threshold)
Ingress:

"Don't disparage gay marriage."

Did we just do what I think... (Below threshold)

Did we just do what I think we did on national television???

This signal from the Coach ... (Below threshold)
Doug:

This signal from the Coach was certainly not missed. [Not that there is anything wrong with that]

Any chance that proposition... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

Any chance that proposition 2, the proposition amending the Texas constitution so that marriage could only be defined as between man and woman, would fail ended with the White Sox victory. Texas fans were dismayed to watch a White Sox player and the team manager announce and then consumate their marriage on the field during a post celebration of the White Sox win. Many Astro players complained about the two kissing in the dugout during the game, turning the Astro players stomachs and their bats cold. No word yet on whether Obama would be the best man or the maid of honor.

"Let me be your starting pi... (Below threshold)
Insomniac:

"Let me be your starting pitcher, baby!"

After 88 years, Chicagoans ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

After 88 years, Chicagoans are justifiably confused when they hear the phrase "come out and celebrate".

"Ah, mi cielo, we can final... (Below threshold)
Chrees:

"Ah, mi cielo, we can finally come out of the locker room."

Fox network tried to gauge ... (Below threshold)
Chrees:

Fox network tried to gauge reaction to their reality show "Seriously Dude, I'm Gay" by using the World Series crowd as a focus group.

Seemingly unable to escape ... (Below threshold)
tacitblue:

Seemingly unable to escape scandal in the shadow of the World Series,the Whitesocks continue to be plagued, this photo touched off the Pinksocks scandal of 2005.

Rosie O'Donnel and her long... (Below threshold)
tacitblue:

Rosie O'Donnel and her longtime partner were married last week in a baseball themed ceremony.

Me love you long time.... (Below threshold)

Me love you long time.

The Dave Barry Guy Quiz goe... (Below threshold)
NateG:

The Dave Barry Guy Quiz goes horribly wrong.

Fella on the right says "so... (Below threshold)
mark m:

Fella on the right says "so you know you are going to be the catcher in this deal..."

Berkeley Rep, the prime the... (Below threshold)
Maggie:

Berkeley Rep, the prime theater for new and revival productions in the East Bay area, has announced their up-coming will be "A League Of Their Own."

Ozzie and Harry Et... (Below threshold)
sentinel:

Ozzie and Harry Et

Welcome to the (Grape)fruit... (Below threshold)
D:

Welcome to the (Grape)fruit league...

In homage to Ash:"... (Below threshold)
chad:

In homage to Ash:

"Gimme some sugar baby"

The US Congress has taken a... (Below threshold)
Maggie:

The US Congress has taken a curve ball in its investigation into steroids and baseball. Subpeonas now have been issued to several players, who have demonstrated strange side effects after allegedly taking female hormones.

thought bubbleOh m... (Below threshold)

thought bubble

Oh my God I just won the world series and I'm kissing a boy all in the same day....

I said "we won", not... (Below threshold)
Oh, FTLOG:

I said "we won", not "some tongue"! Maybe no one's watching.

Is that a tonque in my mout... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Is that a tonque in my mouth, or are you glad we won the series?

Resorting to a Roseanne-esq... (Below threshold)
tacitblue:

Resorting to a Roseanne-esque publicity stunt, Major League Baseball attempts to boost World Series ratings.

Sodomy: As American as Base... (Below threshold)
tacitblue:

Sodomy: As American as Baseball and Apple Pie (that you have sex with)

WARNING: The makers of FAG ... (Below threshold)
tacitblue:

WARNING: The makers of FAG Body spray are not responsible for any groping, kissing, and/or other displays of public affection forced upon you by random dudes. Consider yourself warned.

So that's a <a href="http:/... (Below threshold)

So that's a Snowball, huh? Not as salty as I thought it would be.

While he started coaching l... (Below threshold)
tacitblue:

While he started coaching little league for the same reason many others did, for the child molesting, Manuel turned out to be a pretty gifted coach and rose to the Major Leagues. However, he never forgot what attracted him to the game in the first place.

Mmmmmm......Copenhagen... (Below threshold)
tacitblue:

Mmmmmm......Copenhagen

Their love for baseball was... (Below threshold)
tacitblue:

Their love for baseball was matched only by their love for antiquing.

Homosexuals!?!......In Base... (Below threshold)
tacitblue:

Homosexuals!?!......In Baseballl!?!.......Say it isn't so!

Homosexuals!?!......In Base... (Below threshold)
tacitblue:

Homosexuals!?!......In Baseball!?!.......Say it isn't so!

Who's your Daddy?... (Below threshold)
Doug:

Who's your Daddy?

I think that I left my whit... (Below threshold)
McCain:

I think that I left my white sox at your place.

ONCE IN A LIFETIME!... (Below threshold)

ONCE IN A LIFETIME!

Guillen: "If winning the W... (Below threshold)

Guillen: "If winning the World Therith, and kithing thith man ith wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

White Sox manager Ozzie Gui... (Below threshold)
Tom:

White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen and son celebrate the World Series win with the traditional Venezuelan, Hugo Chavez endorsed, in your face Yankee smooch on the loops.

"Uh, that was nice, but I w... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Uh, that was nice, but I was referring to Centerfield by John Fogarty when I said, "Put me in coach. .."

I must kiss the queen.<br /... (Below threshold)
McCain:

I must kiss the queen.
I must kiss the queen.
I must kiss the queen.

tacit has it...period...thi... (Below threshold)
r:

tacit has it...period...think of the $ they could make..."and i thought i'd get past 2nd base for winning the world series!!"

he's a lil too into this...... (Below threshold)
r:

he's a lil too into this...damn! there's a camera

holy kaka...this will be on... (Below threshold)
r:

holy kaka...this will be on the cover of SI. . .

Let's move to Massachusetts... (Below threshold)

Let's move to Massachusetts!

"and then dear I woke up an... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"and then dear I woke up and THAT is why I will never watch Star Trek again!!"

Catcher or pitcher?... (Below threshold)

Catcher or pitcher?

No wonder the series rating... (Below threshold)

No wonder the series ratings are dropping!

Announcer: "Hey Ozzie Guill... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Announcer: "Hey Ozzie Guillen you just won the World Series. What are you going to do next?"

Ozzie: "I'm going to Provincetown"

"You had me at konnichi-wa.... (Below threshold)
adamthemadman:

"You had me at konnichi-wa."

"We'll have a GAY... (Below threshold)

"We'll have a GAY...old...tiiiiiiime!"

GIRLIE MEN JUST WANT TO PLA... (Below threshold)
b.j.:

GIRLIE MEN JUST WANT TO PLAY BASEBALL!

Ozzie Guillen demonstrates ... (Below threshold)
scott:

Ozzie Guillen demonstrates one of the basics of 'small-ball'- the squeeze play...

Of course, the extensive tongue action definitely makes this one a suicide squeeze

"I wanna kiss you all over,... (Below threshold)

"I wanna kiss you all over,
All over and again.
I wanna kiss you all over,
'Til the night closes in.

'Til the night closes in!"

"I wanna kiss you all over,... (Below threshold)

"I wanna kiss you all over,
All over and again.
I wanna kiss you all over,
'Til the night closes in.

'Til the night closes in!"

(Doing my best Phil Rizzuto... (Below threshold)
Deaner59:

(Doing my best Phil Rizzuto imitation)

"Holy Cow, I think he's gonna make it!"

Its been a fun summer..now ... (Below threshold)

Its been a fun summer..now I have to go back to the wifey!

Ozzie and the boys broke th... (Below threshold)

Ozzie and the boys broke the curse of Joe Jackson and they celebrated in their own unique way; for you see, Shoeless Joe wasn't just shoeless - he was as queer as a Bill Veeck-run game without ballyhoo.

Why did I pledge the 1917 p... (Below threshold)
YukonGyy:

Why did I pledge the 1917 promise?
Lord?

Guillen: "Gasp--a baseball ... (Below threshold)

Guillen: "Gasp--a baseball diamond! I love this man! I love him, I love him, I LOVE HIM!"

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners have been announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.




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