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That's classic! I doubt an... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Shizgirl | November 1, 2005 10:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's classic! I doubt anyone would be able to top that.
1. Posted by Shizgirl | November 1, 2005 10:44 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2005 22:44
2. Posted by Matt | November 1, 2005 10:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've been listening to this on the radio for a week now, and it never hit me. Brilliant.
2. Posted by Matt | November 1, 2005 10:47 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2005 22:47
3. Posted by ManlyMashedPotatoMan | November 1, 2005 10:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reminds me of the huge sign in front of a fraternity house on gameday when the seminoles played the gators a few years back that read... "Our Johnson is bigger than your Weinke" referring to the two teams quarterbacks.
3. Posted by ManlyMashedPotatoMan | November 1, 2005 10:59 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2005 22:59
4. Posted by me | November 1, 2005 11:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
just an fyi: allahs link on the left menu is all off linking hard c0re pr0n smut. dont know if wizbang wants to be linked that close to that kind of content.
4. Posted by me | November 1, 2005 11:23 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2005 23:23
5. Posted by jmaster | November 1, 2005 11:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That really is awesome!
I can't match the original insight, but I’m always willing to try sloppy seconds, and hopefully build on the riff. How about this:
“Hog’s Nutt: Dick will Face Cocks while Johnson Rides Bench.”
And for extra credit:
“Heffner to Reverse Roles and try Receiver Position”
5. Posted by jmaster | November 1, 2005 11:26 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2005 23:26
6. Posted by Matt | November 1, 2005 11:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Or:
"Nutt: Dick grows into starting job, Johnson deflated"
6. Posted by Matt | November 1, 2005 11:31 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2005 23:31
7. Posted by case | November 4, 2005 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
announcer:
"after the hard sack by the Cocks, Nutt pulls the injured Dick out of the game to be rubbed down by the trainer."
7. Posted by case | November 4, 2005 4:22 PM |
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Posted on November 4, 2005 16:22