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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: November 4, 2005 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Maureen Dowd at Bar Centrale in Manhattan, with its proprietor, Joe Allen. Photo: Jeff Riedel for The New York Times


Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The bar is now closed.

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Comments (187)

MoDo all dressed up; has wh... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by D | November 4, 2005 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D:

MoDo all dressed up; has where to go but nobody to go there with.

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Posted on November 4, 2005 07:29

...never has there been a m... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2005 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

...never has there been a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2005 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 07:34

Another trailer trash barfl... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by wavemaker | November 4, 2005 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

Another trailer trash barfly shows off her red stilettos from Target.

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Posted on November 4, 2005 07:36

Giving new meaning to NYT<b... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2005 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Giving new meaning to NYT
(Not Your Type)

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2005 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 07:38

"I just love this bar, they... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Big Bob | November 4, 2005 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big Bob:

"I just love this bar, they put saddlehorns on the stools!"

5. Posted by Big Bob | November 4, 2005 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 07:42

We caught up with Tom Dasch... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by heymike | November 4, 2005 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

We caught up with Tom Daschle yesterday at his new favorite night spot....

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Posted on November 4, 2005 08:14

"Drudge would hit it..."</p... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by anonymoose | November 4, 2005 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
anonymoose:

"Drudge would hit it..."

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Posted on November 4, 2005 08:17

VANITY FAIR AD:"You ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by DaveD | November 4, 2005 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

VANITY FAIR AD:
"You probably don't recognize me without my husband but I'm away from my desk working on a covert assignment for the CIA......" Mastercard. Don't leave home without it.

8. Posted by DaveD | November 4, 2005 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:22

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Tim... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by JAT0 | November 4, 2005 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By'"

9. Posted by JAT0 | November 4, 2005 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:23

See, Dorothy. I told... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | November 4, 2005 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AnonymousDrivel:

See, Dorothy. I told you I'd get your shoes!

10. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | November 4, 2005 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:24

"Bartender, I can still see... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by joe | November 4, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
joe:

"Bartender, I can still see straight. Less water, more Everclear in the next one...."

11. Posted by joe | November 4, 2005 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:29

MoDo: The Anti-Viagra... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Cybrludite | November 4, 2005 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cybrludite:

MoDo: The Anti-Viagra

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Posted on November 4, 2005 08:30

Bartender! I'll have a vine... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Just John | November 4, 2005 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just John:

Bartender! I'll have a vinegar and water.

13. Posted by Just John | November 4, 2005 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:30

Much as with the red hourgl... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2005 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Much as with the red hourglass on the Black Widow or the hood of the Cobra, nature provides not so subtle clues that say Stay Away

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2005 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:38

Though glued to the bar, at... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Adam | November 4, 2005 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adam:

Though glued to the bar, at least one man will remain in her presence.

15. Posted by Adam | November 4, 2005 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:39

Ted Kennedy: "Oh Yeah, well... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2005 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Ted Kennedy: "Oh Yeah, well tomorrow Maureen I'll be sober (for at least half an hour) and you'll still be stupid."

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2005 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:39

Saddly, her new dress and s... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by justan idea | November 4, 2005 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
justan idea:

Saddly, her new dress and shoes didn't hide her ancestorial genetic relation to the Cat people ( specificly the leopards)

17. Posted by justan idea | November 4, 2005 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:41

Saddly, her new dress and s... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by justan idea | November 4, 2005 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
justan idea:

Saddly, her new dress and shoes didn't hide her ancestorial genetic relation to the Cat people ( specificly the leopards)

18. Posted by justan idea | November 4, 2005 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:41

"Hello sailor," Has been ha... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Will Malven | November 4, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Will Malven:

"Hello sailor," Has been harridan seeking to recapture those halcion days.

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Posted on November 4, 2005 08:42

The aging hooker looked at ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Joe Bonforte | November 4, 2005 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Bonforte:

The aging hooker looked at the john coming in the door. She tried to smile at him, but her makeup had hardened into a mask of infinite sadness...

20. Posted by Joe Bonforte | November 4, 2005 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:45

Fading baracuda on the prow... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Will Malven | November 4, 2005 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Will Malven:

Fading baracuda on the prowl, a few more drinks and I might.

21. Posted by Will Malven | November 4, 2005 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:45

Big feet. Big hands. Red wi... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 4, 2005 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Big feet. Big hands. Red wig. Bob wasn't sure, but he'd heard stories about bars like this in the big city.

22. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 4, 2005 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:48

To quote John Lennon:... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Guido | November 4, 2005 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

To quote John Lennon:
You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

You can wear a mask and paint your face
You can call yourself the human race
You can wear a collar and a tie
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

23. Posted by Guido | November 4, 2005 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:51

She may still look kinda go... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Guido | November 4, 2005 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

She may still look kinda good right now, but you can see that she is just about 5 years from completely becoming Helen Thomas in every aspect.

24. Posted by Guido | November 4, 2005 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 08:53

Fleet Week! And here come t... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Chuck Simmins | November 4, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chuck Simmins:

Fleet Week! And here come the sailors!

25. Posted by Chuck Simmins | November 4, 2005 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:04

Another Saturday night and ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Diane | November 4, 2005 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diane:

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody ....

26. Posted by Diane | November 4, 2005 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:06

who's the skank?... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by moseby | November 4, 2005 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
moseby:

who's the skank?

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Posted on November 4, 2005 09:06

Another Saturday night and ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Diane | November 4, 2005 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diane:

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody ....

28. Posted by Diane | November 4, 2005 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:07

After being stuck on that d... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 4, 2005 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

After being stuck on that damn island with those cretins for twenty-five years, the bitter and no longer youthful Ginger went straight to a bar to get drunk.

29. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 4, 2005 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:08

(sorry -obligatory MoDo TV/... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 4, 2005 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

(sorry -obligatory MoDo TV/pop culture reference in above caption)

30. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 4, 2005 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:11

"Of all the Op-Ed pages in ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Matt | November 4, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

"Of all the Op-Ed pages in all the world, you had to write your tripe on mine."

or

"Chuck the bartender checks for a conspicuous adam's apple before moving in for the kill."

31. Posted by Matt | November 4, 2005 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:13

"Aren't you glad the New Yo... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 4, 2005 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

"Aren't you glad the New York Times hired Mo Dowd instead of Helen Thomas?"

32. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 4, 2005 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:18

"Eat your hearts out. I do... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Hoodlumman | November 4, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoodlumman:

"Eat your hearts out. I don't look a day over 53."

33. Posted by Hoodlumman | November 4, 2005 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:21

Still hotter than Anne Coul... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Chris | November 4, 2005 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris:

Still hotter than Anne Coulter.

34. Posted by Chris | November 4, 2005 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:22

Isn't there ONE thoughtful ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Yogurt | November 4, 2005 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yogurt:

Isn't there ONE thoughtful liberal male out there who's not a eunuch?

35. Posted by Yogurt | November 4, 2005 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:25

and the NYT thought that Ju... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Norm | November 4, 2005 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

and the NYT thought that Judith Miller was their only stool pigeon...this DoDo bird here, thought of as extinct, is sighted at her secret watering hole.

36. Posted by Norm | November 4, 2005 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:27

"I'm ready for my close-up ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 4, 2005 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

"I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille"...

37. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 4, 2005 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:27

"Nothing says women's lib l... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Hoodlumman | November 4, 2005 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoodlumman:

"Nothing says women's lib like black fish-net stockings... Now why isn't anyone buying me a damn drink?"

38. Posted by Hoodlumman | November 4, 2005 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:30

Bartender: "It seems like o... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 4, 2005 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

Bartender: "It seems like only yesterday that she was 'eye candy',the best looking broad that came in here. And now,the only thing she's got going for her is that she saved a lot of money with Geico!

39. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 4, 2005 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:35

Maureen Dowd: The Anti-Coul... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by BluesHarper | November 4, 2005 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

Maureen Dowd: The Anti-Coulter.

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Posted on November 4, 2005 09:38

"How dry I am....but I'm su... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by JimK | November 4, 2005 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"How dry I am....but I'm sure you can work around that, right fella?"

41. Posted by JimK | November 4, 2005 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:40

The Wicked Witch of the Lef... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Maggie | November 4, 2005 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

The Wicked Witch of the Left finally got Dorothy's red shoes ... but she still has a "blue state" heart. Now how does she get a brain?

42. Posted by Maggie | November 4, 2005 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:41

Maureen: When I think back,... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 4, 2005 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

Maureen: When I think back,I could've had it all...fame,fortune the whole enchilada. But no,I had to fall for Scooter. I'm so bummed.

43. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 4, 2005 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:47

Maureen Dowd contemplates w... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Darleen | November 4, 2005 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darleen:

Maureen Dowd contemplates who she will attempt to eviserate in her column as she spots Stacy London and Clinton Kelly of "What Not to Wear" advancing on her.

44. Posted by Darleen | November 4, 2005 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:55

Is that a TANG memo in your... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by CMD | November 4, 2005 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CMD:

Is that a TANG memo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

45. Posted by CMD | November 4, 2005 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:56

"Maybe another drink will a... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by joe | November 4, 2005 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
joe:

"Maybe another drink will activate my poison pen..."

46. Posted by joe | November 4, 2005 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 09:57

"Hey, handsome, that $50 wi... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | November 4, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin P. Craver:

"Hey, handsome, that $50 will buy you more than TimesSelect, if you know what I mean."

47. Posted by Kevin P. Craver | November 4, 2005 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:02

Of all the gin joints in al... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by D. Carter | November 4, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter:

Of all the gin joints in all the world, Michael Douglas had to choose THIS one to come to.

48. Posted by D. Carter | November 4, 2005 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:02

Think this is funny?? Well ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by CZ | November 4, 2005 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CZ:

Think this is funny?? Well you try farting through control top panty hose!

49. Posted by CZ | November 4, 2005 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:09

Her prospects for the throb... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Jack in TX | November 4, 2005 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack in TX:

Her prospects for the throbbing power of the Supreme Court dashed, Harriet decides to buff up a little and try a different path...

50. Posted by Jack in TX | November 4, 2005 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:12

"We're not in Kansas anymor... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Rachel Edith | November 4, 2005 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

"We're not in Kansas anymore."

51. Posted by Rachel Edith | November 4, 2005 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:15

why gramma...those are awfu... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by moseby | November 4, 2005 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
moseby:

why gramma...those are awfully big feet for you...to have!!!

52. Posted by moseby | November 4, 2005 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:23

(CAUTION: gratuitous blog r... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2005 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

(CAUTION: gratuitous blog reference)

Wizbanged hard and put away wet.

53. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2005 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:27

"Would you like to sample t... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2005 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Would you like to sample the shark, Ms. Dowd?"
"No thanks. Professional courtesy."

54. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2005 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:30

Little Red Riding Hood all ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by stan25 | November 4, 2005 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

Little Red Riding Hood all grown up

55. Posted by stan25 | November 4, 2005 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:32

I know its tough out there ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Gene Parkerson | November 4, 2005 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gene Parkerson:

I know its tough out there Ice Queen, but have you thought about a brain transplant?

56. Posted by Gene Parkerson | November 4, 2005 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:33

I blame Bush.... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by yetanotherjohn | November 4, 2005 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

I blame Bush.

57. Posted by yetanotherjohn | November 4, 2005 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:36

MoDo takes the award for “M... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by robert | November 4, 2005 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

MoDo takes the award for “Male Health” Magazine’s “Scariest Thing to Wake up to” contest. An annual Halloween event, past winners include a transvestite, a horse head and Vlad the Impaler.

“Backlighting and a soft focus…makeup applied with a trowel – this is danger defined”, said an editor.

58. Posted by robert | November 4, 2005 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:44

She thinks she thinks.... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by NJArt | November 4, 2005 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NJArt:

She thinks she thinks.

59. Posted by NJArt | November 4, 2005 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:47

"Get up Maureen, your sitti... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by fred lawson | November 4, 2005 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

"Get up Maureen, your sitting on Dennis Rodmans' hat."

60. Posted by fred lawson | November 4, 2005 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:51

Where are you Katie?... We... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Jack in TX | November 4, 2005 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack in TX:

Where are you Katie?... We need at least two members of the Castrator's Council present for this to be an official event!

61. Posted by Jack in TX | November 4, 2005 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 10:59

"Ok, be confident, you've g... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Jeff | November 4, 2005 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

"Ok, be confident, you've got the forged NG docs in your purse, you look like a million bucks, you're a smart sexy woman that any of those useless men would be lucky to date. Now, what name was I supposed to use again ... Lucy Ramierez ? Valerie Ramierez, Lucy Wilson ... damn ... Wilson Plame ??? ah to hell with it, Monica Wilson, thats it ... (I'm a spy, its so exciting)"

62. Posted by Jeff | November 4, 2005 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:01

No, I do not need to see yo... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by SJBill | November 4, 2005 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SJBill:

No, I do not need to see your ID. Didn't you date my Dad when he ran this bar?

63. Posted by SJBill | November 4, 2005 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:02

Yo, barkeep, I thought this... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Tom | November 4, 2005 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom:

Yo, barkeep, I thought this place was spin friendly?

64. Posted by Tom | November 4, 2005 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:04

Sometimes you want to go wh... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by McGehee | November 4, 2005 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows you're lame.

65. Posted by McGehee | November 4, 2005 11:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:13

For Spider Vein Removal Cal... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by fred lawson | November 4, 2005 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

For Spider Vein Removal Call Us At 1- 800 -555 -VAIN

66. Posted by fred lawson | November 4, 2005 11:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:14

In the new episode of Showt... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by kmmcgra | November 4, 2005 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kmmcgra:

In the new episode of Showtime's erotic hit series Red Show Diaries MoDo stars as ace reporter MoDo, who works the local Neocon bar attempting to bed those tough talking neocons, trying to prove once and for all that they are really chickenhawks…by showing they are afraid to bed the great MoDo……Little does she know the rumor has spread that she has an advanced case of BDS, for which there is no cure….so she is left to chat idly with the bartender ( who is played by Howard Dean)…….

67. Posted by kmmcgra | November 4, 2005 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:16

Virginia Dentata - The Wash... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Weegie | November 4, 2005 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Virginia Dentata - The Washington Years

68. Posted by Weegie | November 4, 2005 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:18

"Well Happy Hour's over and... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 4, 2005 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"Well Happy Hour's over and still no takers. I guess I have to wait for the beer goggle effect again."

69. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 4, 2005 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:21

Bartender: "Why the long f... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 4, 2005 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Bartender: "Why the long face?"

70. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 4, 2005 11:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:23

"Dammit, every time she sho... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Falze | November 4, 2005 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

"Dammit, every time she shows up the place clears out. And those damned flying monkeys don't order anything but banana 'dykeries' then giggle and run away. Cripes, look at that mess on the floor! I'm getting too old for this."

71. Posted by Falze | November 4, 2005 11:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:43

This just shows you that yo... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Jim | November 4, 2005 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

This just shows you that you CAN whitewash a turd, but what you have when that is done is just a whitewashed turd.

72. Posted by Jim | November 4, 2005 11:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:43

"Boy, I sure hope no one in... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2005 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Boy, I sure hope no one invited Ashlee Simpson."

73. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2005 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:47

-I dunno Mr. Peterson, she'... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Mike | November 4, 2005 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

-I dunno Mr. Peterson, she's kinda scary.

-Woody, the electric chair is kinda scary.

74. Posted by Mike | November 4, 2005 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:47

No silly, that's not a web,... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by La Mano | November 4, 2005 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

No silly, that's not a web, those are stockings; said the Black Widow to the barfly.

75. Posted by La Mano | November 4, 2005 11:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:48

I'll get the check. You onl... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by King_Air | November 4, 2005 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
King_Air:

I'll get the check. You only have girl money.

76. Posted by King_Air | November 4, 2005 11:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:48

"He was a gentleman, Dinsda... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Malibu Stacy | November 4, 2005 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Malibu Stacy:

"He was a gentleman, Dinsdale. And what's more, he knew how to treat a female impersonator."

77. Posted by Malibu Stacy | November 4, 2005 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:52

Pinch was dismayed when he ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Alex Nunez | November 4, 2005 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alex Nunez:

Pinch was dismayed when he saw who the escort service has sent to be his "date" for the evening.

78. Posted by Alex Nunez | November 4, 2005 11:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:53

A pseduo-Drudge caption..</... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Faith+1 | November 4, 2005 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

A pseduo-Drudge caption..

Since charging to read her articles has turned into a huge financial disaster MoDo has had to resort to wearing fishnets and FMP's to augment her income....Developing.

79. Posted by Faith+1 | November 4, 2005 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:57

Hey, you got girlfriend New... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by bullwinkle | November 4, 2005 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Hey, you got girlfriend New York? Me so horny. Me love you long time. Twenty dollar.

80. Posted by bullwinkle | November 4, 2005 12:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 12:13

bartended: For the love of ... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by lawhawk | November 4, 2005 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

bartended: For the love of all that is holy, get out of my bar! Can't you see what you're doing to my business.

81. Posted by lawhawk | November 4, 2005 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 12:16

"is MIKE HUNT There"... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by DSRTfish | November 4, 2005 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DSRTfish:

"is MIKE HUNT There"

82. Posted by DSRTfish | November 4, 2005 12:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 12:26

Softly playing in the backg... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Doug | November 4, 2005 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

Softly playing in the background,the Jimmy Buffet classic--"Let's get drunk and screw"

83. Posted by Doug | November 4, 2005 12:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 12:37

Looking for Mr. Goodbar ... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Doug | November 4, 2005 12:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

Looking for Mr. Goodbar

Must be Liberal,Ivy League educated,Easily controlled,Pretty on the eyes,{Blind and Deaf are helpful qualifications}Preferably Male{not a deal breaker though}

84. Posted by Doug | November 4, 2005 12:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 12:46

Bartender: I was kidding ab... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Dave | November 4, 2005 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave:

Bartender: I was kidding about the long face. Please let go, you're hurting my hand!

85. Posted by Dave | November 4, 2005 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 12:58

Wearing ruby pumps, Maureen... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Dodo David | November 4, 2005 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Wearing ruby pumps, Maureen Dowd clicks her heels three times and says, "I wish I were attractive. I wish I were attractive. I wish I were attractive."

86. Posted by Dodo David | November 4, 2005 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 12:58

Joe Wilson in drag seen at ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by JAT0 | November 4, 2005 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Joe Wilson in drag seen at the CIA's annual Halloween party!

or

MoDo: "Gee I hope Kevin likes me in this dress!"

87. Posted by JAT0 | November 4, 2005 1:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 13:09

Tonight, on FOXWor... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 4, 2005 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Tonight, on FOX

World's Angriest Drag Queens

88. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 4, 2005 1:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 13:35

She may very well pass for ... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by waldo | November 4, 2005 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
waldo:

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her. My apoligies to Gilbert and Sullivan.

89. Posted by waldo | November 4, 2005 1:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 13:36

Best example I have seen of... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | November 4, 2005 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CharlieDontSurf:

Best example I have seen of "too much free time".

90. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | November 4, 2005 1:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 13:46

MoDo narrating for the came... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by kbiel | November 4, 2005 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel:

MoDo narrating for the camera: And then the bartender said to me, "Would you like...a drink? Nice...ass!"

Bartender: No I didn't, I said "Would you like to get out of my bar before I throw a drink at you and ruin your nice dress, you lying ass?!"

91. Posted by kbiel | November 4, 2005 1:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 13:47

Maureen Dowd stars in the n... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by dooley | November 4, 2005 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dooley:

Maureen Dowd stars in the new off-off-off Broadway spectacular... The Vagina Diatribes.

92. Posted by dooley | November 4, 2005 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 13:53

"I have the ass of a 23 yea... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by George | November 4, 2005 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George:

"I have the ass of a 23 year old White House Intern. Why didnt Bill ever notice?"

93. Posted by George | November 4, 2005 2:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 14:04

She was a redhead, a redhea... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Ian Hamet | November 4, 2005 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ian Hamet:

She was a redhead, a redhead to make a wolf snap his whistle in half and try the next bar down the street.

94. Posted by Ian Hamet | November 4, 2005 2:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 14:04

Stood up again by Paul Krug... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by George | November 4, 2005 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George:

Stood up again by Paul Krugman.

95. Posted by George | November 4, 2005 2:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 14:06

If I told you you have a ni... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by GeeWiz | November 4, 2005 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GeeWiz:

If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

96. Posted by GeeWiz | November 4, 2005 2:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 14:10

"If you want your beer like... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Weegie | November 4, 2005 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

"If you want your beer like you want your women - cold and bitter with a weak head, you're a Harpy man. And I'm your Harpy woman."

97. Posted by Weegie | November 4, 2005 2:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 14:16

The moment I walked into th... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Ian Hamet | November 4, 2005 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ian Hamet:

The moment I walked into that dive, I knew damn well I should turn away and never look back. Bad news was there, in the shape of a dame. There were only three outcomes if a man tangled with her -- a grave, a prison term, or an op-ed tongue-lashing in the Times.

98. Posted by Ian Hamet | November 4, 2005 2:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 14:19

Hey apron, who said you cou... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by sentinel | November 4, 2005 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

Hey apron, who said you could make eye contact?

99. Posted by sentinel | November 4, 2005 2:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 14:23

MoDo: Don't give me that to... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Rob@L&R | November 4, 2005 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob@L&R:

MoDo: Don't give me that tone!
Bartender: What tone?
MoDo: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Bartender: You're not a woman.
MoDo: Oh, you bastard!

100. Posted by Rob@L&R | November 4, 2005 2:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 14:37

Is it cold in here, or is i... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by pooky | November 4, 2005 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pooky:

Is it cold in here, or is it just me ?

101. Posted by pooky | November 4, 2005 2:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 14:40

Bartender Frank Calone care... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Big E | November 4, 2005 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big E:

Bartender Frank Calone carefully edges backwards as he prepares to inform Ms.Dowd that he will have to decline her offer of marraige because well, bartenders have standards too.

Mr. Calone is now listed in critical condition at Roosevelt Memorial Hospital where he underwent emergency surgery to remove a size 5 red stilleto heeled shoe from his rectum. The police have no leads at this time as to the identity of his assailant.

102. Posted by Big E | November 4, 2005 3:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 15:06

Rule 1 for scoring at the O... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Rich | November 4, 2005 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rich:

Rule 1 for scoring at the O club during pigs in space night, i.e. Friday is you can always drink them pretty.

To every rule there is an exception.

103. Posted by Rich | November 4, 2005 3:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 15:13

"They should have cast ME i... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by OC Chuck | November 4, 2005 3:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

"They should have cast ME in 'Commander in Chief.' I look better than Geena Davis. And make a better president!"

104. Posted by OC Chuck | November 4, 2005 3:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 15:30

"When I was little, I was a... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Maggie | November 4, 2005 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

"When I was little, I was a Grimms girl. Not a Hans Christian Andersen girl. I much preferred the more grisly Grimms' fairy tales, where people got hands chopped off and hearts and tongues cut out..."


(Is it legal to use an ACTUAL QUOTE from Maureen Dowd? circa Dec. 30. 2001)

105. Posted by Maggie | November 4, 2005 3:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 15:33

Guy sitting at other end of... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by OC Chuck | November 4, 2005 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

Guy sitting at other end of bar: "Ok the alcohol must be starting to wear off. 15 minutes ago that was Nicole Kidman, now it looks like Maureen Dowd. In another half hour she's probably going to end up being Helen Thomas! I gotta go."

106. Posted by OC Chuck | November 4, 2005 3:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 15:35

"Maybe if I swallow he'll n... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by DUDACKATTACK!!! | November 4, 2005 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DUDACKATTACK!!!:

"Maybe if I swallow he'll notice me?"

107. Posted by DUDACKATTACK!!! | November 4, 2005 3:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 15:40

An irritated, finger waving... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by jmaster | November 4, 2005 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

An irritated, finger waving, quasi-feminist finally realizes she will never get past a first date with her Love me for my mind, not my body philosophy.

Sadly, she also soon realizes that decades of scowling and natures negative effects have now ruined her fallback plan of Oh all right then, love me for my body.

108. Posted by jmaster | November 4, 2005 3:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 15:41

HBO unveils it's newest ser... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Chrees | November 4, 2005 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

HBO unveils it's newest series and star of "Lack of Sex in the City"

109. Posted by Chrees | November 4, 2005 3:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 15:41

..."I wonder if this dress ... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 4, 2005 3:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

..."I wonder if this dress makes me look fat?"

110. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 4, 2005 3:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 15:50

On the boulevard of broken ... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by McCain | November 4, 2005 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

On the boulevard of broken dreams, she wondered why they all left when she arrived.

http://www.movieposter.com/poster/MPW-7087/Boulevard_Of_Broken_Dreams.html

111. Posted by McCain | November 4, 2005 4:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 16:00

Old man thought bubble: May... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Dwight P | November 4, 2005 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dwight P:

Old man thought bubble: Maybe if I was the last man on earth and she was too...naw...still couldn't do it.

112. Posted by Dwight P | November 4, 2005 4:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 16:09

(Bar TV off camera)...<br /... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 4, 2005 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

(Bar TV off camera)...
...Coming in December of 2026,the show you've been waiting for...WASHED UP OLD WHORE HOUSEWIVES...

Brie wonders pensively,if she's staying with her role too long. "I could get type cast you know",she muses.

113. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 4, 2005 4:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 16:09

She tried to avoid eye cont... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

She tried to avoid eye contact, but it was no use denying it. The bartender had definately heard her fart.

114. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 16:26

Maureen Dowd had to seek th... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

Maureen Dowd had to seek the help of a psychiatrist when her reoccuring dream, in which she seduced a bartending Richard Nixon, wouldn't go away.

115. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 16:30

"The level of self-loathing... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

"The level of self-loathing required to write the way I do is incredible", said Ms. Dowd. "Prostituting myself out is the only way I know how to get my head in the right place."

116. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 16:38

Maureen Dowd's twin sister,... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

Maureen Dowd's twin sister, on the other hand, is a whore in the more traditional sense.

117. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 16:40

Here we see Maureen Dowd an... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

Here we see Maureen Dowd answering the question raised by the title of her upcoming book, "Are Men Necessary?", with a desperate, pleading "yes!".

118. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 16:43

I'll have a Rummy and coke<... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Rob | November 4, 2005 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob:

I'll have a Rummy and coke

119. Posted by Rob | November 4, 2005 4:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 16:46

"Well...I don't know how to... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

"Well...I don't know how to tell you this....Have you ever seen The Crying Game?"

120. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 16:47

I met her in a club down in... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.

121. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 16:51

No No... Halloween was last... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

No No... Halloween was last week.

122. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 4:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 16:58

George Bush doesn't care ab... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

George Bush doesn't care about dried up old feminists who dress like prostitutes.

123. Posted by tacitblue | November 4, 2005 5:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 17:00

"Hey bar keep. Spill a lit... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Tony B | November 4, 2005 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tony B:

"Hey bar keep. Spill a little in the glass this time. And could you flip on the TV? Meet the Press is coming on in 5 minutes."

124. Posted by Tony B | November 4, 2005 5:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 17:16

"If you even THINK 'What's ... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | November 4, 2005 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Francis W. Porretto:

"If you even THINK 'What's your sign?' at me, your picture will appear at the head of a Sunday article on mid-life impotence!"

125. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | November 4, 2005 5:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 17:23

This is what I sent Drudge ... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 4, 2005 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

This is what I sent Drudge last week:

The Grey Lady's Old Maid: Douglas-Dumped Dowd Still Drowning Her Tonsils

Hey... refer to your own http://www.drudgereport.com/dowd1.htm

Limbaugh continued: "It's obvious Maureen Dowd hasn't gotten over her breakup with Michael Douglas who she thinks is a real American president but he didn't do anything but utter the words written for him by Aaron Sorkin and stand where someone director told him to stand and have his hair coifed by somebody who knew what to do, and then he blew it by running off with Catherine Zeta-Jones, leaving Maureen Dowd in the lurch. All she's got now is bourbon for mouthwash, and it's showing on her columns."

126. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 4, 2005 5:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 17:28

"Oh yes... the carpet <i... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Hoodlumman | November 4, 2005 5:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoodlumman:

"Oh yes... the carpet does,/b> match the drapes..."

127. Posted by Hoodlumman | November 4, 2005 5:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 17:30

Who ordered the skank on th... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by John Thorpe | November 4, 2005 5:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Thorpe:

Who ordered the skank on the rocks?

128. Posted by John Thorpe | November 4, 2005 5:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 17:31

Smelling fish nearby, ace r... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 4, 2005 5:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

Smelling fish nearby, ace reporter MoDo dons appropriate stockings.

129. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 4, 2005 5:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 17:31

Maureen leans over just sli... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by RodgerH | November 4, 2005 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RodgerH:

Maureen leans over just slighty, trying to give the ole' barkeep a little peek, but, alas, just as she leans forward she lets a squeeker escape - leaving the poor ole' barkeep gasping for air.

130. Posted by RodgerH | November 4, 2005 5:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 17:33

It's quarter to three, ther... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by ed | November 4, 2005 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ed:

It's quarter to three, there's no one in the place except you and me........

131. Posted by ed | November 4, 2005 5:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 17:41

After pushing the bartender... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by itismedavid | November 4, 2005 6:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

After pushing the bartender out of the way to grab the spot light herself, he kept telling everyone "Fake Butt? Accurate!"

132. Posted by itismedavid | November 4, 2005 6:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 18:20

And that's why they call th... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by Allium | November 4, 2005 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allium:

And that's why they call them Fishnet stockings.

133. Posted by Allium | November 4, 2005 6:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 18:22

The only known cure for bee... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by Peter F. | November 4, 2005 6:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

The only known cure for beer goggles.

134. Posted by Peter F. | November 4, 2005 6:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 18:45

"Bill Buckley tried to hit ... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by Peter F. | November 4, 2005 6:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Bill Buckley tried to hit on me once. I ate with liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti..."

135. Posted by Peter F. | November 4, 2005 6:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 18:48

(Official entry, corrected ... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Peter F. | November 4, 2005 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

(Official entry, corrected from above)

The only known cure for beer goggles? Maureen Dowd.

136. Posted by Peter F. | November 4, 2005 6:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 18:49

I'm a lying bitch and he kn... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by Mark | November 4, 2005 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

I'm a lying bitch and he knows it...

137. Posted by Mark | November 4, 2005 7:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 19:04

"I got nothin'""Ye... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by Nan | November 4, 2005 7:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nan:

"I got nothin'"

"Yes, Miss Dowd, we know that."

138. Posted by Nan | November 4, 2005 7:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 19:05

This proposed photograph fo... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by Roger Fraley | November 4, 2005 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

This proposed photograph for May in the Times Select 2006 calendar was rejected and replaced with a striking portrait of Paul Krugman in an tie dye unitard.

139. Posted by Roger Fraley | November 4, 2005 7:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 19:59

MoDo, still looking for Mr.... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by smitty | November 4, 2005 8:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitty:

MoDo, still looking for Mr. Goodbar.

140. Posted by smitty | November 4, 2005 8:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 20:04

MoDo, the cure for the Happ... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by smitty | November 4, 2005 8:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitty:

MoDo, the cure for the Happy Hour.

141. Posted by smitty | November 4, 2005 8:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 20:06

She sighed in frustration, ... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by McGehee | November 4, 2005 8:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

She sighed in frustration, having failed to get anyone to make eye contact. "It's so unfair," she mused. "You turn one guy to stone and suddenly nobody wants to talk to you."

(uh-oh, is she looking over here?)

142. Posted by McGehee | November 4, 2005 8:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 20:48

You'll be a hard luck woman... (Below threshold)

143. Posted by jmaster | November 4, 2005 9:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

You'll be a hard luck woman, baby till you find your man.

143. Posted by jmaster | November 4, 2005 9:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 21:42

Dowd: "For the last time, I... (Below threshold)

144. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 4, 2005 9:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Dowd: "For the last time, I wasn't the lead in 'Rocky Horror Picture Show.'"

144. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 4, 2005 9:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 21:45

"*This* is the guy that lik... (Below threshold)

145. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 4, 2005 9:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"*This* is the guy that likes Pina Coladas? eHarmony *sucks*!"

145. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 4, 2005 9:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 21:53

Dowd: "I put the Grrrrrr in... (Below threshold)

146. Posted by tomblogical@hotmail.com | November 4, 2005 9:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tomblogical@hotmail.com:

Dowd: "I put the Grrrrrr in angerrrrr, baby, YEAH!"

146. Posted by tomblogical@hotmail.com | November 4, 2005 9:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 21:59

"You can *serve* me, but fo... (Below threshold)

147. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 4, 2005 10:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"You can *serve* me, but for God's sake, don't *look* at me."

147. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 4, 2005 10:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 22:02

In a true changing of the g... (Below threshold)

148. Posted by jmaster | November 4, 2005 10:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

In a true changing of the guard moment, Maureen Dowd watches grimly as fans abandon her at the bar to swarm around Ana Marie Cox, as The Wonkett enters the room.

Damn!, exclaims Dowd. I KNEW I should have been first to use the anal metaphor..

148. Posted by jmaster | November 4, 2005 10:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 22:08

Hoodlumman, this one is for... (Below threshold)

149. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 4, 2005 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Hoodlumman, this one is for you:

"Why worry about the drapes matching the carpet if you've got hardwood floors?"

(I'll go wash my keyboard out with soap now.)

149. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 4, 2005 10:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 22:12

Everyone has a secret. Maur... (Below threshold)

150. Posted by Charles V | November 4, 2005 10:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charles V:

Everyone has a secret. Maureen had hers. She done this a few times but the excitement was always like her first.

She didn't notice the lady and gentleman in the corner but Hans and Derthy Shionback knew her well. The small camera clicked imperceptively. If this is what they suspected they were going to make a hefty fee from the National Enquirer.

Maureen gazed to the far side of the room. She noticed a blond, impeccably dressed, well groomed, handsome, and well built.

"I wonder if she is available?" Maureen thought. "She really looks butch."

150. Posted by Charles V | November 4, 2005 10:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 22:41

HoodlumMan and Tom Blodgica... (Below threshold)

151. Posted by jmaster | November 4, 2005 11:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

HoodlumMan and Tom Blodgical,

Its CURTAINS match the CARPET. Not DRAPES!

You have a handle on the significance of the phrase.

But you have totally missed the poetry

151. Posted by jmaster | November 4, 2005 11:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 23:15

jmaster:You're rig... (Below threshold)

152. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 4, 2005 11:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

jmaster:

You're right. Now, if there is ever a similar picture of Mary Mapes, I'll have something...

BTW, you can write whatever you want about me, just get the name right. That's B-l-o-g-i-c-a-l.

;-)

152. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 4, 2005 11:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 23:41

"Sorry, doll, I run a nice ... (Below threshold)

153. Posted by fooltomery | November 4, 2005 11:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fooltomery:

"Sorry, doll, I run a nice place here...finish your drink and beat it."

153. Posted by fooltomery | November 4, 2005 11:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 23:43

"Just gin tonight, Joe. I'... (Below threshold)

154. Posted by Greg | November 4, 2005 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Greg:

"Just gin tonight, Joe. I'll supply the bitters."

154. Posted by Greg | November 4, 2005 11:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2005 23:51

Beer goggles anyone?... (Below threshold)

155. Posted by SJBill | November 5, 2005 12:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SJBill:

Beer goggles anyone?

155. Posted by SJBill | November 5, 2005 12:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 00:02

Beer goggles anyone?... (Below threshold)

156. Posted by SJBill | November 5, 2005 12:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SJBill:

Beer goggles anyone?

156. Posted by SJBill | November 5, 2005 12:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 00:02

NYT: "Bush Appeals to Base"... (Below threshold)

157. Posted by Spike | November 5, 2005 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

NYT: "Bush Appeals to Base"

157. Posted by Spike | November 5, 2005 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 09:25

"Come to MAMA" Bi... (Below threshold)

158. Posted by saltydogg2u | November 5, 2005 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
saltydogg2u:


"Come to MAMA" Big Boy!!!!!

158. Posted by saltydogg2u | November 5, 2005 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 11:26

Q: What's the difference be... (Below threshold)

159. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2005 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Q: What's the difference between MoDo and the Titanic?
A: Men went down on the Titanic.

159. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2005 11:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 11:55

Howdy ma'am...why the long ... (Below threshold)

160. Posted by PatMan | November 5, 2005 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PatMan:

Howdy ma'am...why the long face?

160. Posted by PatMan | November 5, 2005 12:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 12:49

"Damn" thought the hooker a... (Below threshold)

161. Posted by DL | November 5, 2005 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DL:

"Damn" thought the hooker as she watched the john approaching, "Why do all the rich ones turn outr to be Republicans?"

161. Posted by DL | November 5, 2005 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 13:13

MoDo continues to strike he... (Below threshold)

162. Posted by Maggie | November 5, 2005 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

MoDo continues to strike her Greta Garbo pose, even though she has now broken her silence by putting her personal life up for bids on Amazon.com.

162. Posted by Maggie | November 5, 2005 1:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 13:31

THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LE... (Below threshold)

163. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | November 5, 2005 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT RANK

163. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | November 5, 2005 2:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 14:03

"Got my MoDo workin'"...</p... (Below threshold)

164. Posted by Tom M | November 5, 2005 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom M:

"Got my MoDo workin'"...

164. Posted by Tom M | November 5, 2005 4:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 16:54

And here we see in its natu... (Below threshold)

165. Posted by Tom M | November 5, 2005 4:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom M:

And here we see in its natural habitat, the Red Maned Harpy Vericose maximus. Please keep your hands close to your sides, and don't feed the exhibit.

165. Posted by Tom M | November 5, 2005 4:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 16:57

It was raining outside. The... (Below threshold)

166. Posted by Tom M | November 5, 2005 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom M:

It was raining outside. The kind of night that could wash the truth right off the pages of the New York Times. Just like any other night, really. As I entered the bar she was there. I could tell it was her right away, the hair, the shoes, the attitude. It was clear. Damn NY non-smoking laws.

166. Posted by Tom M | November 5, 2005 5:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 17:00

New York Times columnist Ma... (Below threshold)

167. Posted by Roger Fraley | November 5, 2005 6:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd looking her best except for the curiously regular varicose veins on her legs.

167. Posted by Roger Fraley | November 5, 2005 6:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 18:01

A typical Saturday Night at... (Below threshold)

168. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2005 6:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

A typical Saturday Night at Phil's Oyster Bar, Chappaqua, NY.

168. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2005 6:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 18:01

"I wasted time, and now dot... (Below threshold)

169. Posted by Porkopolis | November 5, 2005 6:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me."

For more on the Shakespearean irony see: "Dowdlerising" Kissinger"

169. Posted by Porkopolis | November 5, 2005 6:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 18:48

MoDo: "Keep drinkin' big fe... (Below threshold)

170. Posted by spacemonkey | November 5, 2005 7:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

MoDo: "Keep drinkin' big fella, I'll be a hottie by last call"

170. Posted by spacemonkey | November 5, 2005 7:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 19:19

MoDo the Dodo practices Voo... (Below threshold)

171. Posted by Porkopolis | November 5, 2005 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

MoDo the Dodo practices Voodoo with doodoo.

171. Posted by Porkopolis | November 5, 2005 7:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 19:47

When Bad Things happen to G... (Below threshold)

172. Posted by JD | November 5, 2005 8:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JD:

When Bad Things happen to Good Shoes...

172. Posted by JD | November 5, 2005 8:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 20:00

Bartender: "Lady, I put yo... (Below threshold)

173. Posted by JD | November 5, 2005 8:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JD:

Bartender: "Lady, I put your name and number up on the bathroom wall, I even wrote down when you'd be here. Ya want someone to Shanghai ya a man, ya best look somewhere's else!"

173. Posted by JD | November 5, 2005 8:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 20:09

See . . .The bitch D... (Below threshold)

174. Posted by Joe | November 5, 2005 9:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe:

See . . .
The bitch DO get bitcher.
They've been right (no: correct) all along.

174. Posted by Joe | November 5, 2005 9:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2005 21:01

Bartender > Last call!... (Below threshold)

175. Posted by snowballs | November 6, 2005 12:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
snowballs:

Bartender > Last call!

Dowd > It's only 9:15?

Bartender > And...?

175. Posted by snowballs | November 6, 2005 12:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 6, 2005 00:42

Cheap shot artist by day, c... (Below threshold)

176. Posted by charles austin | November 6, 2005 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
charles austin:

Cheap shot artist by day, cheap shot harlot by night.

"Buy me a drink you misogynist bastard."

Like the way my brain looks in these stockings?

"Barstool Blues" -- Neil Young

Rule #1: Always make sure she's a woman to avoid nasty surprises later.

Looking for Mr. Goodbar II

176. Posted by charles austin | November 6, 2005 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 6, 2005 10:43

Don't hate me because I'm c... (Below threshold)

177. Posted by Timmer | November 6, 2005 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Don't hate me because I'm clueless.

177. Posted by Timmer | November 6, 2005 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 6, 2005 10:48

And you thought she just ha... (Below threshold)

178. Posted by Timmer | November 6, 2005 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

And you thought she just had a stick up her butt.

178. Posted by Timmer | November 6, 2005 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 6, 2005 10:49

Closing time, o... (Below threshold)

179. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 6, 2005 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::
Closing time, one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer Closing time, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

I know who I don't want to take me home.

Apologies to Green Day

179. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 6, 2005 11:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 6, 2005 11:10

New York Times columnist Ma... (Below threshold)

180. Posted by Roger Fraley | November 6, 2005 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd looking her best--except that you can't see her chest, her stomach looks flabby, her ass looks massive and her hair is a color not found in nature. But other than that, looking good!

180. Posted by Roger Fraley | November 6, 2005 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 6, 2005 11:30

I get picked up by bartende... (Below threshold)

181. Posted by jimshitz | November 6, 2005 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jimshitz:

I get picked up by bartenders nearly everyday. That's why I douche with Pine Sol; to pretend I'm outdoors rather than on a slippery barroom floor.

181. Posted by jimshitz | November 6, 2005 12:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 6, 2005 12:48

MoDo: "Sloe Screw."B... (Below threshold)

182. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 6, 2005 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

MoDo: "Sloe Screw."
Barkeep: "In your dreams."

182. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 6, 2005 1:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 6, 2005 13:20

Remember how Judy Miller as... (Below threshold)

183. Posted by TGO | November 6, 2005 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TGO:

Remember how Judy Miller asked me to give up my seat? Well, I really gave it to her.

183. Posted by TGO | November 6, 2005 1:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 6, 2005 13:21

Q: What's the difference be... (Below threshold)

184. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 6, 2005 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Q: What's the difference between MoDo and a barstool.
A: If you absolutely HAVE to, you can eat the barstool.

184. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 6, 2005 1:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 6, 2005 13:21

What's she doing out of the... (Below threshold)

185. Posted by HB | November 6, 2005 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HB:

What's she doing out of the kitchen?

185. Posted by HB | November 6, 2005 2:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 6, 2005 14:49

Hey Lady,my drinks aren't g... (Below threshold)

186. Posted by Doug | November 6, 2005 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

Hey Lady,my drinks aren't giving you heartburn.Your tit is in the ashtray.

186. Posted by Doug | November 6, 2005 6:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 6, 2005 18:43

Update: <... (Below threshold)

187. Posted by Kevin | November 7, 2005 12:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The bar is now closed.

187. Posted by Kevin | November 7, 2005 12:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2005 00:51




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