This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ tapped a rich vein of Maureen Dowd loathing. At 186 entries, it was just about unjudgeable. I know I left many excellent entries on the cutting room floor, but such is my task each and every week - just more so this week...
The assignment this week was to caption this picture (which I was fully aware had some collected quotes at Drudge as well) of New York Times coloumnist Maureen Dowd:
Here are the winning entries:
1) ((McGehee) - "Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows you're lame."
2) (sentinel) - "Hey apron, who said you could make eye contact?"
3) (Weegie) - "If you want your beer like you want your women - cold and bitter with a weak head, you're a Harpy man. And I'm your Harpy woman."
Honorable Mention
4) (Rodney Dill) - "Would you like to sample the shark, Ms. Dowd?"
"No thanks. Professional courtesy."
5) (Kevin P. Craver) - "Hey, handsome, that $50 will buy you more than TimesSelect, if you know what I mean."
6) (Hoodlumman) - "Eat your hearts out. I don't look a day over 53."
The Full Tin-Foil Jacket Award goes to:
bullwinkle) - "Hey, you got girlfriend New York? Me so horny. Me love you long time. Twenty dollar."
Until next Friday...
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Comments (5)
What? Was $20 too high?... (Below threshold)1. Posted by bullwinkle | November 7, 2005 1:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What? Was $20 too high?
1. Posted by bullwinkle | November 7, 2005 1:49 AM |
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Posted on November 7, 2005 01:49
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 7, 2005 5:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LOL, excellent Cheers reference McGehee.
Thanks Kevin.
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 7, 2005 5:54 AM |
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Posted on November 7, 2005 05:54
3. Posted by OneDrummer | November 7, 2005 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dutifully adjudicated, Kevin. The Times Select reference gave me a chuckle...
3. Posted by OneDrummer | November 7, 2005 12:38 PM |
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Posted on November 7, 2005 12:38
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 7, 2005 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I did try to aim a few of my later captions for 'dishonorable mention' obviously I did not aim low enough. (or well enough)
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 7, 2005 3:53 PM |
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Posted on November 7, 2005 15:53
5. Posted by jim lovell | November 8, 2005 7:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hi, there! Just because I comment on politics and look pretty hot, don't confuse me with that transvestite Ann Coulter!
5. Posted by jim lovell | November 8, 2005 7:02 AM |
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Posted on November 8, 2005 07:02