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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: November 18, 2005 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture (no nudity, but mildly NSFW so it's in the extended entry) :

http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/11/mouse-thumb.jpg


Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

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Comments (132)

Yes, they are indeed silico... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Darby | November 18, 2005 7:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darby:

Yes, they are indeed silicon!!!

1. Posted by Darby | November 18, 2005 7:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:06

OK, I take back what I said... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamish:

OK, I take back what I said about Macs. I really, REALLY wanna click on that one-button mouse.

2. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:08

Forget Mickey and Minnie. I... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamish:

Forget Mickey and Minnie. I like Maxie and Mammary much better.

3. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:09

The mice that ROARED!... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamish:

The mice that ROARED!

4. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:09

Screw the beads, give us CH... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamish:

Screw the beads, give us CHEESE!

5. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:14

They say if you build a bet... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamish:

They say if you build a better mousetrap, the world will beat a path to your door. Here we see that if you build a better mouse, men will beat a path to your door, then beat down your door, then beat...

6. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:16

Four blonde mice,Fou... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamish:

Four blonde mice,
Four blonde mice,
See how they jiggle,
See how they jiggle...

7. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:18

We're gonna need a bigger t... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Darby | November 18, 2005 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darby:

We're gonna need a bigger trap...

8. Posted by Darby | November 18, 2005 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:26

Bill and Martha's threesome... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Faith+1 | November 18, 2005 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Bill and Martha's threesome fantasy at the grand opening of "Hedonism IV-Disney" went sour when the young lady who joined them was upset that all she got for the wild night was this lousy t-shirt.

9. Posted by Faith+1 | November 18, 2005 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:27

The dark side of genetic en... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamish:

The dark side of genetic engineering: what happens when you splice mouse genes into sweater puppies.

10. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:27

As Mickey and Minnie aged t... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by bullwinkle | November 18, 2005 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

As Mickey and Minnie aged they began to grow apart...

11. Posted by bullwinkle | November 18, 2005 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:29

I've heard of a "titmouse" ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Guido | November 18, 2005 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

I've heard of a "titmouse" before, but I always thought it was some kind of bird. Screw the bird, this is a better definition.

12. Posted by Guido | November 18, 2005 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:30

Guy (father) on left: "Yea... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by DDD | November 18, 2005 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DDD:

Guy (father) on left: "Yeah, everyone thinks she's always looked more like her mother."

13. Posted by DDD | November 18, 2005 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:32

In all seriousness, there h... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Darby | November 18, 2005 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darby:

In all seriousness, there have been some wonderfully funny pictures posted on this website for the caption contest. This picture is so jaw-dropping awesome, it just doesn't need a caption.

14. Posted by Darby | November 18, 2005 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:34

"She definitely got those f... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Dave | November 18, 2005 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave:

"She definitely got those from your side of the family!"

15. Posted by Dave | November 18, 2005 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 07:54

Somewhere, there is a bra-c... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by edmcgon | November 18, 2005 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
edmcgon:

Somewhere, there is a bra-cat licking his chops.

OR

Pinnochio: At least I don't have to worry about the cold.

16. Posted by edmcgon | November 18, 2005 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 08:06

M..I..C....K..E..Y..... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 18, 2005 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

M..I..C....
K..E..Y....
B..O.O..B.S

17. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 18, 2005 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 08:13

Not everyone was pleased wi... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 18, 2005 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Not everyone was pleased with Disney's new marketing ploy, as in the new paradigm Donald Duck was displaced by Cock Robin.

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 18, 2005 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 08:25

The mutations from mold and... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 18, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

The mutations from mold and disease in the aftermath of Katrina took on many forms. Fortunately for Bob and Steve, no one noticed their hideous deformities during Mardi Gras.

19. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 18, 2005 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 08:29

Little do they know - that ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Norm | November 18, 2005 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

Little do they know - that a pussy lurks below.

20. Posted by Norm | November 18, 2005 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 08:34

I think I'm gettiing a Stea... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 18, 2005 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

I think I'm gettiing a Steamboat Willie.

21. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 18, 2005 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 08:38

An older, balder and beaded... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by billburz | November 18, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

An older, balder and beaded Bill Clinton, upon being named CEO of Disney, shows off the new Mickey Mouse/Mice/Meeeces!

22. Posted by billburz | November 18, 2005 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 08:42

M I C K E WHY?????... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

M I C K E WHY?????

23. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 08:46

M I C K E WHY?????... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

M I C K E WHY?????

24. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 08:49

Somebody needs a facelift!!... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by rick13 | November 18, 2005 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick13:

Somebody needs a facelift!!!

25. Posted by rick13 | November 18, 2005 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 08:50

M I C K E WHY?????... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

M I C K E WHY?????

26. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 08:51

In an effort to build share... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Tom | November 18, 2005 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom:

In an effort to build shareholder equity and to be more in touch with local traditions and customs, Save Disney campaign spokesman “Pluto” introduces mousketeers Ftritzie and Spritzie to shareholders at the new EuroDisney-Amsterdam Park.

27. Posted by Tom | November 18, 2005 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 08:53

" This Picture Leaves me ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

" This Picture Leaves me Utterly speechless."

28. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 08:55

(Sing along with me...)... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by dave | November 18, 2005 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dave:

(Sing along with me...)

Can I See? If not, why?
I beg you to show meeeee!

29. Posted by dave | November 18, 2005 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 09:07

I think we're going to need... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by physics geek | November 18, 2005 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
physics geek:

I think we're going to need a bigger mousetrap...

30. Posted by physics geek | November 18, 2005 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 09:17

Welcome to Euro-Disney, upt... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 18, 2005 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Welcome to Euro-Disney, uptight American prudes! Now, look to your left for the Greek interp. of why Donald Duck walks funny...

31. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 18, 2005 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 09:19

MIckey and Minnie sought su... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by BlogDog | November 18, 2005 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

MIckey and Minnie sought support from an interested bystander.

32. Posted by BlogDog | November 18, 2005 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 09:27

" The utter moral decay tha... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

" The utter moral decay that clings to the breast of Mankind and milks it of its dignity. "

33. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 09:37

Sure, but if I walked up to... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by McGehee | November 18, 2005 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Sure, but if I walked up to one of them and said, "Nice squeakers!" I don't think she'd be very happy.

34. Posted by McGehee | November 18, 2005 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 09:42

"... and a thong would look... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 18, 2005 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

"... and a thong would look Goofy on either one of them."

35. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 18, 2005 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 09:43

" I'm sorry about posting M... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

" I'm sorry about posting M I C K E Why??? on your website three times, but I had a utter stutter."

36. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 09:43

The ladies began to rethink... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Faith+1 | November 18, 2005 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

The ladies began to rethink their decision to have their breast implants done at the Walt Disney Breast Augmentation Clinic.

37. Posted by Faith+1 | November 18, 2005 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 09:50

Norm's is the greatest! I ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by brad | November 18, 2005 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brad:

Norm's is the greatest! I had to share with the office b/c I laughed too loud.

physics geak, runner up.

38. Posted by brad | November 18, 2005 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 09:50

1) Cropped out of the photo... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 18, 2005 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

1) Cropped out of the photo, Pinocchio (far left) was really pissed.

2) The Mouseketits

3) Now's the time to say hello to all our mammaries...

39. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 18, 2005 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 09:54

Are those silicone, saline,... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Insomniac | November 18, 2005 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Insomniac:

Are those silicone, saline, or Stilton?

40. Posted by Insomniac | November 18, 2005 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 09:57

Re pair on right: Why the ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 18, 2005 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

Re pair on right: Why the long face, Minnie?

41. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 18, 2005 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 09:57

Fred: Wouldn't that have b... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 18, 2005 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

Fred: Wouldn't that have been an "udder stutter"?

42. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 18, 2005 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 09:57

Mousketeer Reunion 2030... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by sentinel | November 18, 2005 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

Mousketeer Reunion 2030

Justin, Britney, and Christina

43. Posted by sentinel | November 18, 2005 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 10:02

While many have applauded t... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by yetanotherjohn | November 18, 2005 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

While many have applauded the democrats coming up with new ideas, such as linking national health care to corporate sponsorship to defray costs, others are questioning the unintended consequences.

44. Posted by yetanotherjohn | November 18, 2005 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 10:11

As a youth, Bill Clinton's ... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by OregonMuse | November 18, 2005 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

As a youth, Bill Clinton's obsession about sex frequently took ridiculous and even bizarre turns.

45. Posted by OregonMuse | November 18, 2005 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 10:12

Victoria's Secret ta... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Dodo David | November 18, 2005 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Victoria's Secret takes over the souvenir shops at the Disney resorts.

46. Posted by Dodo David | November 18, 2005 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 10:14

Meeeeooooowwwww....!... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 18, 2005 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Meeeeooooowwwww....!

47. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 18, 2005 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 10:17

Trying out the new Mammary ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Rachel Edith | November 18, 2005 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

Trying out the new Mammary Presidential Candidate Body Ads. Just wait til you see the Penile one for Hillary!"

48. Posted by Rachel Edith | November 18, 2005 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 10:26

Eventually the trend Jum... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | November 18, 2005 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Eventually the trend Jumped the Shark when Dolly Parton was signed on to do Dumbo as twins.

49. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | November 18, 2005 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 10:34

In the end, the Mice not... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 18, 2005 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

In the end, the Mice not Missiles campaign was considered more discreet, and less hairy, than the more ubiquitous Boobs not Bombs protests

50. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 18, 2005 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 10:37

"Hey, Bubba, what's the tem... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Red Five | November 18, 2005 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Red Five:

"Hey, Bubba, what's the temperature like outside?"

"Jim-Bob, looks like it's a titty bit nipply this morning!"

51. Posted by Red Five | November 18, 2005 11:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 11:14

"We're just trying to re-an... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by JimK | November 18, 2005 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"We're just trying to re-animate Walt. If this doesn't do it, we've got Puss N' Boots costumes waiting back at the hotel!"

52. Posted by JimK | November 18, 2005 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 11:15

Mickey and Minnie show the ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 18, 2005 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Mickey and Minnie show the world they have reconciled after the regrettable, and much publicized, "F*cking Goofy" accusations.

53. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 18, 2005 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 11:31

The fashion world was rocke... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by robert | November 18, 2005 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

The fashion world was rocked today as the latest Spring line from Mel Eisner made its debut at the annual father-son day. “They’ve been looking for an appeal that spans generations”, Mel said: “and this takes animation to a new level.”

The reaction of Walt Disney’s family to this, and the “mini thong”, was not immediately available. “You will hear from our lawyers”, said Roy Disney, Walt’s nephew.

54. Posted by robert | November 18, 2005 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 11:32

Though Disney tried to keep... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by jmaster | November 18, 2005 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

Though Disney tried to keep the story under wraps for years, the truth was undeniably exposed in this telling photo: Mickey and Minnie gradually drifted apart, each ultimately going their own separate direction.

55. Posted by jmaster | November 18, 2005 11:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 11:43

Yes folks, life in New Orle... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by kbiel | November 18, 2005 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel:

Yes folks, life in New Orleans has returned to normal.

56. Posted by kbiel | November 18, 2005 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 11:45

Yes, but do they squeak?</p... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by DL | November 18, 2005 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DL:

Yes, but do they squeak?

57. Posted by DL | November 18, 2005 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 11:58

Strangest mesh I've ever se... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by DL | November 18, 2005 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DL:

Strangest mesh I've ever seen in a T-shirt!

58. Posted by DL | November 18, 2005 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 11:59

Who ever heard of mice with... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by DL | November 18, 2005 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DL:

Who ever heard of mice without mouths?

59. Posted by DL | November 18, 2005 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 12:00

Do they bite?... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by DL | November 18, 2005 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DL:

Do they bite?

60. Posted by DL | November 18, 2005 12:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 12:01

Sales for Disney products s... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by DL | November 18, 2005 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DL:

Sales for Disney products should "perk up " after this stunt!

61. Posted by DL | November 18, 2005 12:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 12:02

With less and less offers f... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 18, 2005 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

With less and less offers for movies, Minnie's and Mickey's acting careers were in Jeopardy. A good boob job was hard to find.

62. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 18, 2005 12:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 12:05

During his visit to New Orl... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Mark | November 18, 2005 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

During his visit to New Orleans, Dr.Prichow took time to do a thorough study of the local tit mouse.

63. Posted by Mark | November 18, 2005 12:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 12:10

Unconventional <a href="htt... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 18, 2005 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

Unconventional Titmouse Convention?

64. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 18, 2005 12:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 12:15

Minnie, Mickey, Saggy and D... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 18, 2005 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's cc::

Minnie, Mickey, Saggy and Droopy.

65. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 18, 2005 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 12:16

It's good to see Mini & Mic... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by bob jones | November 18, 2005 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bob jones:

It's good to see Mini & Mickey survived Katrina.

66. Posted by bob jones | November 18, 2005 12:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 12:19

What a bunch of boobs... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by the man | November 18, 2005 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the man:

What a bunch of boobs

67. Posted by the man | November 18, 2005 12:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 12:25

Minn-A (right) and Minn-C (... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Chrees | November 18, 2005 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

Minn-A (right) and Minn-C (center) go for a walk with Goofy.

68. Posted by Chrees | November 18, 2005 12:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 12:31

Fond memories of riding <br... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by arb | November 18, 2005 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
arb:

Fond memories of riding
Epcot's Body Wars.

69. Posted by arb | November 18, 2005 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 12:59

Martha (right) and her husb... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Falze | November 18, 2005 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Martha (right) and her husband, Ned (left), thought Martha's Halloween costume was a no-brainer given Ned's nicknames for Martha's assets. Hilarity ensued when they ran into their daughter, Beth wearing an identical costume, the result of similar naming by Beth's boyfriend (not pictured) who, "weirded out to the max" and "illin'" in his words, headed for the nearest bar.

70. Posted by Falze | November 18, 2005 1:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 13:10

Finally some female breasts... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Jim Hines | November 18, 2005 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Hines:

Finally some female breasts Michael Jackson would like to suck.

71. Posted by Jim Hines | November 18, 2005 1:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 13:21

Mammateers.... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by BK | November 18, 2005 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BK:

Mammateers.

72. Posted by BK | November 18, 2005 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 13:29

"Titmouse" Redefined... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Dodo David | November 18, 2005 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

"Titmouse" Redefined

73. Posted by Dodo David | November 18, 2005 1:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 13:59

$20 says that the dude in t... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by tacitblue | November 18, 2005 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

$20 says that the dude in the background looking over their shoulders has his hand in his pocket.

74. Posted by tacitblue | November 18, 2005 2:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 14:13

Nothing makes a father more... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by tacitblue | November 18, 2005 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

Nothing makes a father more proud than to show off his wife and daughters tits in a way that mocks the innocence of youth.

75. Posted by tacitblue | November 18, 2005 2:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 14:15

If a family can't get toget... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by tacitblue | November 18, 2005 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

If a family can't get together, cut holes in the front of their shirts, poke their boobs through those holes, and decorate them like cartoon characters, then the terrorists have already won.

76. Posted by tacitblue | November 18, 2005 2:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 14:18

UN peacekeeper charged in a... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by d-rod | November 18, 2005 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
d-rod:

UN peacekeeper charged in alleged "Mice-for Beads" scandal.

77. Posted by d-rod | November 18, 2005 2:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 14:19

Following hurricane Katrina... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by tacitblue | November 18, 2005 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

Following hurricane Katrina Epcot Center takes on the responsibility for Mardi Gras.

78. Posted by tacitblue | November 18, 2005 2:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 14:20

After hurricane Katrina The... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by tacitblue | November 18, 2005 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacitblue:

After hurricane Katrina The Disney Channel was forced to scrap its new reality show, Mousketeers: New Orleans.

79. Posted by tacitblue | November 18, 2005 2:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 14:31

If they're all willing to d... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Laura | November 18, 2005 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laura:

If they're all willing to do this, what the hell do they do behind closed doors?!

80. Posted by Laura | November 18, 2005 2:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 14:34

Guccione, Disney join force... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by TC@LeatherPenguin | November 18, 2005 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TC@LeatherPenguin:

Guccione, Disney join forces and announce new "adults only" theme park to help New Orleans' economic recovery.

81. Posted by TC@LeatherPenguin | November 18, 2005 3:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 15:03

Tourists anxiously await th... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Vicky | November 18, 2005 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vicky:

Tourists anxiously await their turn to board the Minnie Ta Ta.

82. Posted by Vicky | November 18, 2005 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 15:20

Proponents of intelligent d... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Susan | November 18, 2005 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Susan:

Proponents of intelligent design meet at DisneyWorld.

83. Posted by Susan | November 18, 2005 3:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 15:53

I've got the sudden urge to... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Dwight P | November 18, 2005 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dwight P:

I've got the sudden urge to give Minnie Mouse an Eskimo kiss.

84. Posted by Dwight P | November 18, 2005 4:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 16:00

(Sung to Mickey Mouse song)... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Dwight P | November 18, 2005 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dwight P:

(Sung to Mickey Mouse song)

Who's the leader of the pack
That makes me very happy?
N-I-P-P-L-E M-O-U-S-E
Hey there, Hi there, Ho there
They're as perky as can be
N-I-P-P-L-E M-O-U-S-E

Nipple Mouse

Nipple Mouse

Forever let us hold our titties high, high, high, high.

Come along and sing our song and join our Boobaree

N-I-P-P-L-E M-O-U-S-E

85. Posted by Dwight P | November 18, 2005 4:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 16:07

Sigh.... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Denny Crane | November 18, 2005 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Denny Crane:

Sigh.

86. Posted by Denny Crane | November 18, 2005 4:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 16:24

Mickey to Minnie: "Keep an... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Takefive | November 18, 2005 4:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Takefive:

Mickey to Minnie: "Keep an eye out, there could be a booby trap!"

87. Posted by Takefive | November 18, 2005 4:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 16:57

The mouse that whored.... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Kevin | November 18, 2005 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

The mouse that whored.

88. Posted by Kevin | November 18, 2005 5:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 17:07

I spy, with my little eye, ... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Daniel | November 18, 2005 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel:

I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with a B. Or maybe an M... you can never really tell these days.

89. Posted by Daniel | November 18, 2005 5:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 17:44

It's Ninny Mouse!... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Jessica | November 18, 2005 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jessica:

It's Ninny Mouse!

90. Posted by Jessica | November 18, 2005 5:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 17:56

Truely the "Happiest Place ... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Dave Craddock | November 18, 2005 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave Craddock:

Truely the "Happiest Place On Earth":
"The Land Of Enhancement"

91. Posted by Dave Craddock | November 18, 2005 6:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 18:03

"JaJa, in der vinter ve cha... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by B Moe | November 18, 2005 6:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
B Moe:

"JaJa, in der vinter ve change to Pinochio, Ja."

92. Posted by B Moe | November 18, 2005 6:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 18:05

Girl in the middle: “Mom ar... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by JAT0 | November 18, 2005 6:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Girl in the middle: “Mom are you sure Clinton is still President, and we are auditing for Intern positions?”

93. Posted by JAT0 | November 18, 2005 6:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 18:11

Girl in middle: "Well, dadd... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by OC Chuck | November 18, 2005 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

Girl in middle: "Well, daddy said he wanted to go to Fantasyland. Then we are going to see the Matterhorn."

94. Posted by OC Chuck | November 18, 2005 7:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 19:14

Correction:Girl in m... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by OC Chuck | November 18, 2005 7:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

Correction:
Girl in middle: "Well, daddy said he wanted to go to Fantasyland. Then we are going to ride the Matterhorn."

95. Posted by OC Chuck | November 18, 2005 7:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 19:16

Getting ready for the press... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by OC Chuck | November 18, 2005 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

Getting ready for the press conference to announce the opening of Hooters at Downtown Disney.

96. Posted by OC Chuck | November 18, 2005 7:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 19:17

Woman on right: "It that Pi... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by OC Chuck | November 18, 2005 7:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

Woman on right: "It that Pinocchio behind me?"

97. Posted by OC Chuck | November 18, 2005 7:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 19:22

Milky Mouse... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by kmmcgra | November 18, 2005 8:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kmmcgra:

Milky Mouse

98. Posted by kmmcgra | November 18, 2005 8:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 20:21

Can't be mother/daughter...... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by kmmcgra | November 18, 2005 8:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kmmcgra:

Can't be mother/daughter....The mice on the right are about the right size....the ones in the middle are the size of alley rats

99. Posted by kmmcgra | November 18, 2005 8:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 20:28

Can you get the one in the ... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by kmmcgra | November 18, 2005 8:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kmmcgra:

Can you get the one in the middle to turn around?......I'd like to check out the tail.........

100. Posted by kmmcgra | November 18, 2005 8:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 20:34

Do those mice noses ummm...... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by k | November 18, 2005 9:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
k:

Do those mice noses ummm....look a little ...ummmm erect to anybody else?

By the way is that Jerry Springer....without his wig?

101. Posted by k | November 18, 2005 9:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 21:01

When I say I rode all the r... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by rwdowd3 | November 18, 2005 9:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rwdowd3:

When I say I rode all the rides...I rode ALL the rides.

102. Posted by rwdowd3 | November 18, 2005 9:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 21:34

It was then that Ralph real... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Eric Sohn | November 18, 2005 10:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric Sohn:

It was then that Ralph realized that he had, indeed, found the Happiest Places on Earth.

103. Posted by Eric Sohn | November 18, 2005 10:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 22:07

Y.....Because we like it!!!... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by SalVegas | November 18, 2005 10:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SalVegas:

Y.....Because we like it!!!!!

104. Posted by SalVegas | November 18, 2005 10:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 22:35

If you think this is in poo... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Rick | November 18, 2005 11:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick:

If you think this is in poor taste, just be happy they're not showcasing the man's Goofy pants.

105. Posted by Rick | November 18, 2005 11:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2005 23:45

Just gives the term, "Milki... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Timmer | November 19, 2005 12:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Just gives the term, "Milking a mouse." a whole new twist.

106. Posted by Timmer | November 19, 2005 12:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 00:14

Oh no, look's like it's tim... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by EricR | November 19, 2005 12:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
EricR:

Oh no, look's like it's time for a face-lift for Mickey and Minnie!

107. Posted by EricR | November 19, 2005 12:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 00:35

I can not beleive after 107... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by me | November 19, 2005 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
me:

I can not beleive after 107 posts this has not come up. You're all too young.

"Now that's an "E" ticket ride!!!!

108. Posted by me | November 19, 2005 12:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 00:47

"And tonight's top story, B... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by AR | November 19, 2005 1:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AR:

"And tonight's top story, Blanco and Nagin no longer the two biggest boobs in New Orleans."

109. Posted by AR | November 19, 2005 1:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 01:19

Turning tradition on its he... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Charles Versteege | November 19, 2005 1:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charles Versteege:

Turning tradition on its head, Cindy Mammary and Helen Gland expose their breasts for free while Curt Milelong collects beads for dropping his pants at the renewed Queen of Sirens Mardi Gras Ball and Parade in New Orleans.

110. Posted by Charles Versteege | November 19, 2005 1:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 01:34

Mickey and Minnie had been ... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Bob | November 19, 2005 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob:

Mickey and Minnie had been close for years, but later that night, Donald would cum between them.

111. Posted by Bob | November 19, 2005 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 10:43

M I C K E WHY?... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by DL | November 19, 2005 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DL:

M I C K E WHY?

112. Posted by DL | November 19, 2005 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 10:44

There is this bird at my fe... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by DL | November 19, 2005 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DL:

There is this bird at my feeder that the reference book says is a titmouse, but damned if they look anything like these!

113. Posted by DL | November 19, 2005 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 10:46

An ousted Carolina Panther ... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Greg | November 19, 2005 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Greg:

An ousted Carolina Panther cheerleader and her mother attempt to motivate the Minnesota Vikings by reminding them that the Super Bowl champions get to go to Disney World.

114. Posted by Greg | November 19, 2005 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 10:46

Once Geppetto had figured o... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Greg | November 19, 2005 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Greg:

Once Geppetto had figured out how to make a real boy, he made a little something for himself.

115. Posted by Greg | November 19, 2005 10:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 10:56

The lawyer escorts exhibits... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Greg | November 19, 2005 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Greg:

The lawyer escorts exhibits A and D to court to challenge the assertion that bouncing is what Tiggers do best.

116. Posted by Greg | November 19, 2005 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 11:05

See our breasts, see our br... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Greg | November 19, 2005 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Greg:

See our breasts, see our breasts,
We put good taste to the test.
As we're bouncing and cavorting
Take a gander at our chests.

Mine are young, hers are old,
(But you must admit we're bold!)
As our assets we are flashing,
Are you hoping it gets cold?

Watch them jiggle as we dance
In New Orleans - looks like France!
We can go all night without a rest.
So let that camera roll,
As we put on a show,
And see our breasts.
(Mine are best.)
See our breasts!

117. Posted by Greg | November 19, 2005 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 11:40

Of Mice and Man. ... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by McCain | November 19, 2005 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Of Mice and Man.

118. Posted by McCain | November 19, 2005 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 11:40

Always the creative genius,... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by McCain | November 19, 2005 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Always the creative genius, Walt Disney opens Mickey's Ranch somewhere in the Nevada desert.

119. Posted by McCain | November 19, 2005 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 11:47

That rumble you felt was Wa... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by itismedavid | November 19, 2005 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

That rumble you felt was Walt Disney turning over in his cryonic chamber.

120. Posted by itismedavid | November 19, 2005 1:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 13:35

..."And finally in the news... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 19, 2005 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

..."And finally in the news today,it seems that the Bourbon Street Craft Club came up with an idea on what to do with all the leftover FEMA T-shirts...
Films at eleven!"

121. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 19, 2005 2:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 14:27

"Leave it to New Orleans to... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 19, 2005 2:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

"Leave it to New Orleans to take 'Go-Cups' to new levels! And just when you think you've seen it all, the next pic shows the guy in the background with a Kleenex in his hand...I think he wants to blow Mickey's nose!"

122. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 19, 2005 2:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 14:39

"Ummn, don't look now, but ... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by Hawthorne | November 19, 2005 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hawthorne:

"Ummn, don't look now, but I think someone slipped you a mickey."

123. Posted by Hawthorne | November 19, 2005 3:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 15:32

Although panned by the crit... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Buckley F. Williams | November 19, 2005 4:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Buckley F. Williams:

Although panned by the critics, Disney's Broadway review of "The Best Little Whoremouse In Texas" did manage to garner a small but loyal following.

124. Posted by Buckley F. Williams | November 19, 2005 4:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 16:21

Finally...The GOP responds ... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 19, 2005 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

Finally...The GOP responds to pulling out!!!
It's about time...sheesh!

125. Posted by Moon Monkey | November 19, 2005 5:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 17:33

Disney Hurricane relief eff... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Adjustah | November 19, 2005 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adjustah:

Disney Hurricane relief efforts underway...

126. Posted by Adjustah | November 19, 2005 5:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 17:55

Determined to make the most... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Maggie | November 19, 2005 8:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Determined to make the most of their Monday Night Game against the Green Bay Packers (2-7), Minnesota (4-5) will be smuggling in cheerleaders from Disney to drive the cheeseheads nuts.

127. Posted by Maggie | November 19, 2005 8:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 20:22

In other news....Jer... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by kmmcgra | November 19, 2005 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kmmcgra:

In other news....
Jerry Springer was caught on camera right before he tried to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation on Milky Mouse saying "Ummm...I thought the little buggers looked a little pale...."
Denouncing the act a PETA representative said they will file charges in the morning citing cruelty.......

128. Posted by kmmcgra | November 19, 2005 9:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2005 21:04

hopefully this one's not al... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Daniel | November 20, 2005 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel:

hopefully this one's not already taken...

The Good (middle), The Bald (left), and the Ugly (right).

129. Posted by Daniel | November 20, 2005 12:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2005 12:56

So that's how they are goin... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by charles austin | November 20, 2005 8:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
charles austin:

So that's how they are going to bring the tourists back to New Orleans...

Fortunately, the picture was cropped to spare us the indignity of the man's Goofy pants.

130. Posted by charles austin | November 20, 2005 8:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2005 20:36

Eenie, Mickey, Minnie, Moe;... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by Spike | November 20, 2005 9:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Eenie, Mickey, Minnie, Moe;
Catch a nipple by the nose;
If she hollers make her pay,
by the whiskers on her, er, ah,
......kitty

131. Posted by Spike | November 20, 2005 9:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2005 21:12

Update: <... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by Kevin | November 21, 2005 1:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

132. Posted by Kevin | November 21, 2005 1:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2005 01:30




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Wizbang Pop!: Durable Oscar Winner Karl Malden Dies at 97

Karl Malden, the bulbous-nosed character actor who won a Best Supporting Oscar for his role as Mitch, the guiless suitor of Blanche DuBois in the 1951 classic A Street...

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Wizbang Pop!: Sears Tower unveils 103rd floor glass balconies

Visitors to the Sears Tower's new glass balconies all seem to agree: The first step is the hardest. The balconies are suspended 1,353 feet in the air and jut...

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Wizbang Pop!: Jen & Angie Top Forbes Celeb 100

Angelina Jolie's was named highest-paid actress on Forbes' annual Celebrity 100 list. Coming in second behind Angie is Jennifer Aniston. Which would have the rag mags in a tizzy...

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Wizbang Pop!: David Carradine died of asphyxiation

It's still unclear what David Carradine was doing when he died, but a doctor knows what technically killed him. Having already ruled out suicide by hanging, the private pathologist...

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Wizbang Pop!: Movie and Television News

Dimension Films has acquired the remake rights to "An American Werewolf in London", John Landis' 1981 horror-comedy. Landis spoke to bloodydisgusting.com and said "Yes, Dimension is now in negotiation...

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Wizbang Pop!: 'Jackson not real father of his children'

article here!! Jackson was not the biological father of any of his three children, it was claimed yesterday - a revelation that may herald new complications in his family's...

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Wizbang Pop!: Real Estate: Alan Jackson Mega Manse

SELLER: Alan Jackson LOCATION: Moran Road, Franklin, TN PRICE: $38,000,000 SIZE: 19,000 square feet (approx.), 6 bedrooms, 7 full and 2 half bathrooms DESCRIPTION: Magnificent offering w/o compare. Bordered by...

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Wizbang Pop!: Weekend Box Office June 26-28, 2009

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