It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture (no nudity, but mildly NSFW so it's in the extended entry) :
Winners will be announced Sunday evening.
Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.
Comments (132)
Yes, they are indeed silico... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Darby | November 18, 2005 7:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, they are indeed silicon!!!
1. Posted by Darby | November 18, 2005 7:06 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:06
2. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, I take back what I said about Macs. I really, REALLY wanna click on that one-button mouse.
2. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:08 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:08
3. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Forget Mickey and Minnie. I like Maxie and Mammary much better.
3. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:09 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:09
4. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The mice that ROARED!
4. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:09 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:09
5. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Screw the beads, give us CHEESE!
5. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:14 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:14
6. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They say if you build a better mousetrap, the world will beat a path to your door. Here we see that if you build a better mouse, men will beat a path to your door, then beat down your door, then beat...
6. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:16 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:16
7. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Four blonde mice,
Four blonde mice,
See how they jiggle,
See how they jiggle...
7. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:18 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:18
8. Posted by Darby | November 18, 2005 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We're gonna need a bigger trap...
8. Posted by Darby | November 18, 2005 7:26 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:26
9. Posted by Faith+1 | November 18, 2005 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill and Martha's threesome fantasy at the grand opening of "Hedonism IV-Disney" went sour when the young lady who joined them was upset that all she got for the wild night was this lousy t-shirt.
9. Posted by Faith+1 | November 18, 2005 7:27 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:27
10. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The dark side of genetic engineering: what happens when you splice mouse genes into sweater puppies.
10. Posted by Hamish | November 18, 2005 7:27 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:27
11. Posted by bullwinkle | November 18, 2005 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As Mickey and Minnie aged they began to grow apart...
11. Posted by bullwinkle | November 18, 2005 7:29 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:29
12. Posted by Guido | November 18, 2005 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've heard of a "titmouse" before, but I always thought it was some kind of bird. Screw the bird, this is a better definition.
12. Posted by Guido | November 18, 2005 7:30 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:30
13. Posted by DDD | November 18, 2005 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guy (father) on left: "Yeah, everyone thinks she's always looked more like her mother."
13. Posted by DDD | November 18, 2005 7:32 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:32
14. Posted by Darby | November 18, 2005 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In all seriousness, there have been some wonderfully funny pictures posted on this website for the caption contest. This picture is so jaw-dropping awesome, it just doesn't need a caption.
14. Posted by Darby | November 18, 2005 7:34 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:34
15. Posted by Dave | November 18, 2005 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"She definitely got those from your side of the family!"
15. Posted by Dave | November 18, 2005 7:54 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 07:54
16. Posted by edmcgon | November 18, 2005 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Somewhere, there is a bra-cat licking his chops.
OR
Pinnochio: At least I don't have to worry about the cold.
16. Posted by edmcgon | November 18, 2005 8:06 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 08:06
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 18, 2005 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
M..I..C....
K..E..Y....
B..O.O..B.S
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 18, 2005 8:13 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 08:13
18. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 18, 2005 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not everyone was pleased with Disney's new marketing ploy, as in the new paradigm Donald Duck was displaced by Cock Robin.
18. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 18, 2005 8:25 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 08:25
19. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 18, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The mutations from mold and disease in the aftermath of Katrina took on many forms. Fortunately for Bob and Steve, no one noticed their hideous deformities during Mardi Gras.
19. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 18, 2005 8:29 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 08:29
20. Posted by Norm | November 18, 2005 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Little do they know - that a pussy lurks below.
20. Posted by Norm | November 18, 2005 8:34 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 08:34
21. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 18, 2005 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think I'm gettiing a Steamboat Willie.
21. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 18, 2005 8:38 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 08:38
22. Posted by billburz | November 18, 2005 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An older, balder and beaded Bill Clinton, upon being named CEO of Disney, shows off the new Mickey Mouse/Mice/Meeeces!
22. Posted by billburz | November 18, 2005 8:42 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 08:42
23. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
M I C K E WHY?????
23. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:46 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 08:46
24. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
M I C K E WHY?????
24. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:49 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 08:49
25. Posted by rick13 | November 18, 2005 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Somebody needs a facelift!!!
25. Posted by rick13 | November 18, 2005 8:50 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 08:50
26. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
M I C K E WHY?????
26. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:51 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 08:51
27. Posted by Tom | November 18, 2005 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an effort to build shareholder equity and to be more in touch with local traditions and customs, Save Disney campaign spokesman “Pluto” introduces mousketeers Ftritzie and Spritzie to shareholders at the new EuroDisney-Amsterdam Park.
27. Posted by Tom | November 18, 2005 8:53 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 08:53
28. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" This Picture Leaves me Utterly speechless."
28. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 8:55 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 08:55
29. Posted by dave | November 18, 2005 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Sing along with me...)
Can I See? If not, why?
I beg you to show meeeee!
29. Posted by dave | November 18, 2005 9:07 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 09:07
30. Posted by physics geek | November 18, 2005 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think we're going to need a bigger mousetrap...
30. Posted by physics geek | November 18, 2005 9:17 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 09:17
31. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 18, 2005 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Welcome to Euro-Disney, uptight American prudes! Now, look to your left for the Greek interp. of why Donald Duck walks funny...
31. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 18, 2005 9:19 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 09:19
32. Posted by BlogDog | November 18, 2005 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MIckey and Minnie sought support from an interested bystander.
32. Posted by BlogDog | November 18, 2005 9:27 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 09:27
33. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" The utter moral decay that clings to the breast of Mankind and milks it of its dignity. "
33. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 9:37 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 09:37
34. Posted by McGehee | November 18, 2005 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sure, but if I walked up to one of them and said, "Nice squeakers!" I don't think she'd be very happy.
34. Posted by McGehee | November 18, 2005 9:42 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 09:42
35. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 18, 2005 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"... and a thong would look Goofy on either one of them."
35. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 18, 2005 9:43 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 09:43
36. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" I'm sorry about posting M I C K E Why??? on your website three times, but I had a utter stutter."
36. Posted by fred lawson | November 18, 2005 9:43 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 09:43
37. Posted by Faith+1 | November 18, 2005 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The ladies began to rethink their decision to have their breast implants done at the Walt Disney Breast Augmentation Clinic.
37. Posted by Faith+1 | November 18, 2005 9:50 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 09:50
38. Posted by brad | November 18, 2005 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm's is the greatest! I had to share with the office b/c I laughed too loud.
physics geak, runner up.
38. Posted by brad | November 18, 2005 9:50 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 09:50
39. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 18, 2005 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1) Cropped out of the photo, Pinocchio (far left) was really pissed.
2) The Mouseketits
3) Now's the time to say hello to all our mammaries...
39. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 18, 2005 9:54 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 09:54
40. Posted by Insomniac | November 18, 2005 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Are those silicone, saline, or Stilton?
40. Posted by Insomniac | November 18, 2005 9:57 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 09:57
41. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 18, 2005 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Re pair on right: Why the long face, Minnie?
41. Posted by Aaron's cc: | November 18, 2005 9:57 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2005 09:57
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